Smokers still Smokers

A random post about smokers. If you know me well, you should have know how much I damn freaking super duper hyper extremely over terrible horrible HATE smokers. YES, I HATE SMOKERS!

In this semester, my friend choose a topic for our project. Which is about smokers. Something like this?

1. Why smokers failed to quit smoking?
2. Had smokers has the attempt to quit smoking?
3. What are the ways can help smokers to quit smoking?

But don't care about those shits.

Let's start my granny stories.

First of all, I do have lots of friends who are smoking. I don't give a shit on them as long as they don't smoke in front of me. Although sometime I pretending like: it's okay, you want smoke you smoke la. I nevermind. But deep inside my heart.. You stupid idiot brainless dumb shit asshole! Hope you live longer!!

Seriously, I don't mind you're smoking or whatsoever. But first, don't smoke in front of me. Don't smoke while you talking to me. Don't make those idiot face while you smoking. Don't tell me what are those stupid reasons which lead you to smoke. Don't tell me how stress you are, don't tell me how sad you are. Don't tell me all those shits which lead you to smoke.

You're not those successful human in this earth. Tell me how stress can you be? You can't shit today. So you're stress because you can't shit and thus smoking can prevent constipation. And you can shit smoothly. Right?

The rule is like: I smoke because I'm stress, I smoke because I'm sad, I shit because I eat.

Some even worst, they give me a reason saying that. Is an addiction, a habit. So should I say: OMG, thanks god that you're not addicted to drug but smoking!

Ya, if I'm the one who producing all those tobacco and selling it. Sure I don't mind you smoke whole box per day. Just do it! Smoke smoke keep smoking. OH YEA. But unfortunately, I'm not the one who selling it and I make no profit.

The worst worst part ever is........

You know what those smokers usually say when they smoking?

They said: Im actually quit-ing you know? Ya, I'm trying my best to quit it. Usually I was like: Don't ever think about it because I know you will fail! YOU STUPID LOSER!
And they get pissed off and said: WTF, how you know I can't? What if I'm able to quit it? 'Bahhh, idiot, you know you can't okay! Stop acting la.'

And the result end up with..

They actually success to quit it. YES, they quit. But few weeks, few months, few years later. They smoke back.

So conclusion: hey idiot, you fail !!

Sometime I feel like, should I try smoking and try addicted on it so I can know how hard it is for me to actually quit it? Maybe because I'm not standing in their situation and get to know how they feel. If I know, maybe I won't hate them anymore and understand them. MAYBE?

And some guys that I knew before, they want to impress me but they know I hate smokers. So they said, if I quit smoke, you be my girlfriend. Deal? I was like: FUCK YOU ! You quit smoke because of me but not yourself? And who do you think you are now to deal with me? MR SMOKER LOSER.

I know the level of my ego-ness is high. I know. But dude, I seriously don't like smoker and I really MEAN it!

The worst worst worst part ever ever in my life about that is..

They PROMISED me and said: I swear I will never smoke again if you really dislike it. You see that, I SWEAR.

The numbers of this fellow swears is even higher than the number of the times he pees. Right? Let's say he pees 50 times per day but he swear whatever he can for 100 times per day. The ratio is 1:2. WOW, AMAZING

And still end up, I saw him smoking.. What a speechless scene..

Conclusion: Don't forking make a promise if you know you can't keep it.

Trust me, I asked lots of smokers. They said they quit it. See, they quit itttttttttt. But they smoke back.

1st friend: Hey! Don't look down on me okay? I quit smoke okay. And then he added, but only half year. After that I smoke back. Dude, you are the one who make me to look down on you. And now, he said: I will quit again soon. 'Forget it man! you will smoke back!'

2nd friend: Ok la, I will stop smoking because of you♥♥♥ Few weeks later I saw him again. 'Oi loser, got smoke ah recently?' 'Hey sampat po, got la that day. why?' 'You asking me why? Go bang the wall la'

3rd friend: Wow, you know ah? Last time I got quit smoking lo because of my girlfriend. But after broke up, I smoke back. Too sad already maaaa! I got no idea how can SAD could lead you to smoke?

I believe that you can quit.. But addicted still addicted. Habit is still habit. You will start smoking back again and again. And you smoke, you stop, you smoke back, you stop again. Again and again, keep going. Till the end, you're still smoking..

End up, smokers is still smokers, drunkers is still drunkers, potatoes still potatoes.

Conclusion: Continue smoke. Don't stop because of anyone, stop because you know it's for yourself.

Chinese New Year

♥ 新年快乐！ ♥

Wow, think it's time for me to update my blog now! Basically, this is just a random post of Chinese New Year. It's dragon year! WOW!! .. So?

Lots of my foreign friends been asking me: Hey, what u up to? And I answered: Chinese New Year!! "What about that?" I was like.. Err, new year? You expect me to explain everything to you? NO WAY!! Because I got no idea what about that! Lol.

Generally, Chinese New Year is New Year. Lol, what on earth Im crapping now?

Basically activities that we are doing during Chinese New Year are like.. Errrr..

The most interesting part will be RED PACKETS for those people who hasn't get married.


TADA, red packets. Those married fellow will have to put in some money and give it to us. Wuhooo, so we will get lots of pocket money. That's why kids love Chinese New Year! Also, Red envelopes are handed out to younger generations by their parents, grandparents, relatives, and even close neighbors and friends during Chinese New Year. LOL, should go to your friends' house to collect $$ :D

It's a symbol of something of what what and whatsoever. I don't remember why. But it's a must to give red packets and it's already pass down since long time ago. Shoulda google search and search for the history of CNY and you will be clear of everything. Im not google, I dont know :p

Second thing issssss, fireworks, firecrackers and all those shits.


This is a must during CNY, it's tradition. There's also story behind it. Google search yourself! Lol.

But, government ban this before. We're not allowed to play all these stuffs because lots of dumb ass get injured because they are dumb because they don't know how to play because they are brainless because then it's ban.


Fireworks :D Thanks to those dumb ass too. Without them, we are not able to see those free show. I mean fireworks :D ♥


Next, is a must to eat this because is a must. Difficult to explain. Lol, and I'm too lazy to tell why.. OMG, WHYYYY?!!

CNY is the time where all those relatives come back and reunion. YEA, reunion. ♥♥ All sit back and start to tell stories. And this is when I could fall asleep. Bahahaha opps!

Seriously, Im those typical chinese who celebrating Chinese New Year but no idea what the hell is all about. Oppps, loser. Are you one of them? :p



And and, also. People loves to gamble during CNY. They gamble gamble and gamble. Well, I don't like to gamble because I'm kiasu. Hahahahahaha and I don't like gamble, also I dislike to gamble. I got no idea why those fellows love it so much and gone mad with that. WOW. If you win, then good. If you lose, hahahahha. Im gonna laugh like hell! Your pocket money just gone :p


Also, there are some shits that we can't do during CNY. Like, you can't wash your hair on the first day.. (What the, smelly shit + oily, who cares!). And you can't sweep the floor on the first day too. Lol, old tradition+belief. :p You can't say something bad like DIE LA! All those stuffs. Google search and you know.

Or maybe check on this link :D

http://www.familyculture.com/holidays/chinese_new_year.htm

And that's it for today.

Happy Chinese New Year everyone. GONG HEY FATT CHOI !! ♥

Little Pearlie ♥

Little Pearlie is my topic today ! ♥

If you're from Taiping, you should have know that there is only ONE shopping mall over here! Yes, ONLY ONE. This is the only mall that we love to hang around. We got no other places to go!

So Little Pearlie is actually a shop which is selling those pearl milk tea. Again, there is only one Pearl Milk Tea shop in Taiping. LOL, Taiping seem so pathetic to me now. Hahaha.

But yes, Im born in Taiping. A small and peace town ♥

Little Pearlie is located in the Taiping Sentral. Which is the only shopping mall in Taiping. And they provide the finest quality of bubble milk tea & selection of deliciously different blends of teas with the best possible service at Taiping Sentral ground floor. * I copy paste this :p *


* Is actually beside Sushi King *

You won't get lost in Taiping because it's a small town.


What I love about this shop is because the shop has a super nice environment. You can just sit there and listen songs and chit chat with your friends.


I love this sofa! ♥
I can sit very very rude in there like no one cares. Hahaha.


Side of the shop. WELCOME ♥


Any flavour attracted you ? :D ♥

Well, for me. I personally love CHOCOLATE ♥♥♥
I love you love we love! ♥ lol. So I ordered this! :D


I like this picture! Thanks to the photographer! ♥


I think I prefer sitting on sofa :P ♥

And things that impressed me the most is..

Guess what?

The owner of this shop ! :O


A little cute boy! ♥

He is younger than me. Look at his chubby face. So damn cute! Bahahaha!

I can't believe he is younger than me and he is able to open up this shop.

Look at me, I'm just piece of shit doing nothing at this age. LOSER ME =/

He is super friendly and nice and easy to mix with. *thumbs up*


He even doesn't mind to waste his few hours time at Sunway Carnival Mall for my model search competition. You see, how nice he is. ♥

So yea, end of the topic.

If you are coming to Taiping, shoulda go there and try it! Is a MUST. and and the owner, Victoren is quite handsome! Hahaha
If you're staying in Taiping, just go try it :D ♥

This is their page :)
http://www.facebook.com/littlepearlieteastation
Like it and get to know what's promotion they having! (Y) ♥


Wiiii~ My chocolate pearl milk tea ♥♥♥

Additional Part:

My hometown, Taiping. Is actually really quite a small town. So our activities are kinda limited. But the activity I love the most will be hanging around river. Yes, this is cool cold cool :D

I bet most of the rivers you seen are polluted? But in Taiping, fuiyo. Still okay la! We can still swim, swim and swim. Kick water, play water, dive, jump and FISHING!

So yeaaaa, we went to Burmese Pool. Is not a pool, is river.

P I C T U R E S


The environment is super nice and calm and still awesome!! I love it. Because we can sit there do nothing. And yes, this fellow fall asleep there. =.=


Snap picture with leave lol. Important part will be behind there. I like the view ♥


Then this fellow started to fishing using this fishing rod. Bahhh, what's on my mind was: He's not gonna get any fishes. Dumb ass! LOL, but he proved I'm wrong. He managed to get 4 fishes. Dayummm! Because it was so spontaneous, I mean the idea of fishing. We got no container to put those fishes and he ended up found a bottle and put those fishes there.


You seeeee, don't play play.


hello Mr Fish ♥


Wiiiii those 4 fishes :D ♥ ♥ ♥


Us, lol he's acting cute.

Ending:
We got no idea what to do with those fishes and we ended up throw it back into the river! LOL, and this is how we waste our time doing nothing for few hours! Bahahaha!

If you're coming to Taiping, do let me know. Maybe I can guide you around by doing nothing!

That's it for today, good night! :) ♥♥

What Are Words-Chris Medina

*-What Are Words-Chris Medina-*

If you heard of this song before and know the story about it. That's good =)
But if you don't know, that's bad. Go google it because I'm not gonna talk about it here.

You should go to youtube and type on 'what are words-chris medina'. Watch the video. Quite touching though. But obviously, seriously, basically, technically, generally the song is not what I'm gonna discuss now.

This post is actually for my cousin who doesn't believe that I can play keyboard. Are you? So after this post, Oh my Joseph Lee. You need to buy me something. Hahahahaha!

See, I do what I promised and I'm so freaking efficient =)

Although we just talk about it yesterday and I done it today. Bahahaha, Im kinda proud of myself. *thumbs up*

This song is actually introduced by my brother when we're in Penang. He showed me the music video and he keeps singing it. So it's hard for me to not fall in love with this song. And when I back to KL and heard of this song, I think of him! Hahaha, and I learned how to play this song and teach him. Wuhooooo~

And my best buddy-Carry. We keep on listen to this song when we stayed together. You told me this is a really touching song. Yes, I know!

Also, I promised Daniel Nusky that I will play and sing a song for him after he played 'white horse-taylor swift' for me. He played for me on cam for awhile. Not bad though. He is one of my internet friend from Australia. I went to Australia but we didn't get to meet up!! Bah, what a waste because we're so near yet so far. We texts a lot but wrong timing. So just a short post about him =)

And Freddy, when I'm on your car. You turned on lots of old songs that I never heard in my life. At the end, this song is the only song I know. You asked me whether I know about this song's story? Yes, I know!

Skip the lyric part and scroll to bottom and watch the video I play.

Chris Medina-What Are Words
Anywhere you are, I am near
Anywhere you go, I'll be there
Anytime you whisper my name, you'll see
How every single promise I keep
Cuz what kind of guy would I be
If I was to leave when you need me most

What are words
If you really don't mean them
When you say them
What are words
If they're only for good times
Then they don't
When it's love
Yeah, you say them out loud
Those words, They never go away
They live on, even when we're gone

And I know an angel was sent just for me
And I know I'm meant to be where I am
And I'm gonna be
Standing right beside her tonight

And I'm gonna be by your side
I would never leave when she needs me most

What are words
If you really don't mean them
When you say them
What are words
If they're only for good times
Then they don't
When it's love
Yeah, you say them out loud
Those words, They never go away
They live on, even when we're gone

Anywhere you are, I am near
Anywhere you go, I'll be there
And I'm gonna be here forever more
Every single promise I keep
Cuz what kind of guy would I be
If I was to leave when you need me most

I'm forever keeping my angel close



* Allow me to ss for today =/*



♥♥-Thank you for watching. I wasted your 3 mintues! lol, Have a nice day!-♥♥

F F K

What is ffk?

If you're chinese, you know what it means. But if you're not, maybe you should reconsider whether you are a chinese or not?

FFK is short form of 'Fong Fei Kei' in Cantonese.

If you ask what is mean by Fong Fei Kei, we usually direct translate into English and say 'PUT AEROPLANE'!!



To make it clear, FFK is like: You promise someone to go out with, and at the last minute, you didn't make it. You didn't attend your dating. Or any outing you promised. It's like you're failing to turn up for the date. So this is what we call FFK. The fellow who ffk will be called FFK-er!

Whenever people fail to turn up for the date, we usually say: Oi, put aeroplane ah you? *super broken English* or we gonna say: Oi, u ffk me ah?

I know we always ffk by our friends. Most of the time. Lots of the time. My friends ffk me like they don't give a shit.

Even on TV, the TV program shows like my date ffk me and everyone feel pathetic on me. My date ffk me on TV and it's so public. But I think that's okay. Cause I not so close with that guy.

Now, go to my friends. WOW!! You cannot believe how my friends always ffk and they give lots of lame excuses.

1st. We promised to go out on that day. OK, promised, deal! The day before that, I text and asked whether still going on tomorrow? Okay, no reply. Maybe busy. The next day, which is the day we promised to go out. I called, no answer. Great, this one is consider the king of FFK. Didn't even tell me what the shit is going on. Fine, I end up go out with another friend. And I don't give a shit to call the fellow back any more and stop contacting. Few weeks later.....

That fellow came to apologize for FFK and date me again. Dude, few weeks later? Who the hell you think you are now. Once you ffk me, I will never let you date again!

2nd. Same, again. Promised. And I keep asking for confirmation. 'Oi, sure or not? Don't ffk me. Tell me where and when'.. And the reply was: I'll let you know soon. (I'll let you know before Sunday). So I stopped asking because don't wanna let that fellow feels Im annoying. And guess what? I don't get a single reply even when it's Sunday. WTF? Is it fun to ffk me?

Same, again. Few weeks later, came to apologize and give me the dumb-est excuses ever ever ever!! I was like: Don't freaking date me if you are not dare to hang out with me? Im not gonna bite you!

3rd. This dumb ass said: I'll date you tomorrow. Make sure you're free kay? My reply was like: okay, but Im not sure whether Im free or not tomorrow. Then he said: MUST!! CAUSE IM DEFINITELY GONNA DATE YOU TOMORROW. Then he said: I'll call you tomorrow and tell you what time. Me: okay, I'll free myself for you then.

Again, the next day.........

No call, no sms. You see, I always ffk by my friends! This dumb ass gave me a reason says that: Oh I thought you busy, that's why didn't call you. Is it my fault now? Im the one who make you ffk me?

4th. Whole group of friends promised to go out. But end up only me & her available. So on that day, I waited at the place for 4 hours and the girl didn't even show up. WTF? The next day when I ask her, why you didn't come? She said: OHHH, no transport! My dad doesn't let me go out. Hey bitch, tell earlier if you cannot come, and you got a phone ok? Are your fingers too dumb like your brain and doesn't know how to text me?

5th (additional part)
A guy saw this post and he came to apologize to me. And I was like: Dude, Im not talking about you. Don't worry. Then he said: Sorry, I felt sensitive when I saw you write FFK. And this bring my memories back!! This guy ffk more than 2 times! MADAFAKA!! Then I asked him how many times u actually ffk me before? He said 5. I was like: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. First of all, this guy is not a sexy thingy. But it because he has nice personality so I don't mind to hang out with him. He date me for the first time, and end up FFK me cause he has something else to do. He did inform me before. So I forgive him. Then date me again for 2nd time, ffk. 3rd time, ffk. 4th..5th.. -END-

Dude, no more next time. Im done!

After all, listen:
If you gonna date me, make sure you yourself is available and not me! Im on anytime if Im free and I won't say yes if I know that Im not free. Don't you have a brain to deal with your own time?

If you gonna date me and you know you not gonna make it. At least SEND ME A TEXT TO LET ME KNOW! Is not like letting me to wait like a dumb shit ok? ARE YOU DUMB ARE YOU DUMB?

If you gonna date me, make sure you're not a brainless one. Don't give me stupid excuses!

I'm not a toy!

That's all for FFK-ers out there! Go DFK instead of FFK!

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