Freelance Agent We Dislike

Not those property agents Im talking about, not about insurance or whatsoever. It's just those agents that hire us (freelancers) for those events.

Now, let's talk about how annoying and disgusting they could be. I hope I don't offence any of my agent friends here. If you really pissed off by me, please don't tell me you did that. 

1) Dragging the payment. 

If you can't pay us on time like what you had promise, then informed us and apologize. Or just informed us that your company hasn't get the pay from client or whatsoever. Don't let us wait like a bitch there trying to chase you about the payment. We are not lack of money, we just afraid you run away with those few hundred bucks there. Just the few hundred dude. 

Is okay if you can't pay on time, just tell us. We understand. Don't be a douche bag for not replying our message after it's seen! 

2) Low payment

It's really okay for me if it's low paymentttttt. How low is it? You want those girls stand so many hours and you only give like $100? Plus, you want us to do so many things. And you required us to do full make up, high heels and everything. Seriously? For so many hours? Why don't you hire your auntie to do it for you? I'm fine with low payment as long as I got job. But just don't ask a girl to carry heavy stuffs like I'm a man. 

3) Escort agents 

I don't hate those escort agents. What I hate is they randomly text girls and ask them if they are interested. And they kinda like forcing you without really that's fucking obvious. It's funny when they say It's good money, you only need to be there for few hours and you got this much of money. Trust me, it's a very attractive amount of money. Escort sounds so elegant, but in a bad way, we call it prostitute. You get paid by having sex with some rich guys. Escort agents get paid by bringing girls for those rich guys. Sometime their commission are fucking high.

One random guy actually ask why are you not doing this? You see, it's good pay, you had fun, you know rich people. Yea, right dude. Ask your girlfriend or your mama do it. 

4) Asking you out. 

Oh gosh, it's fine that an agent ask you out for lunch dinner or supper or whatsoever. Maybe he had a crush on you! It's normal that you see that agent you know in relationship with a girl you work before. I think it's sweet. But just don't be a dickhead asking every girls that you know please. Freelance world is small, once your name and your phone number share by us, everyone started to anti you. 

I had an experience that an agent ask me out to meet in a cafe because their office is way too far from me. He said he needs to interview me and see if I look exactly the same with pictures. So the interview went very well and he said he will give me some jobs in the future. Alright, great =) 

Then the next week, he keep asking me out for drinks. And I was like, I don't have a car and I can't catch a public transport to meet him up at night. So he offered me to give me a ride and I was like no fucking way! What if you don't want to send me home? Is a fucking nightmare that he keeps texting me asking me out. I was alright at the beginning when he asking me out for drinks. Once, he said he is on the way to my place to pick me up so we could go for a drinks, and I was waiting for like half an hour. He said he is on the way and when I ask where the fuck are you? He just can't tell me where the hell he is. Then I act like a bitch said that: dude, why don't we just cancel the outing, I can't go out so late at night. Well then, good bye ! 

And trust me, a disaster happen. LOL, he kept scolding me on whatsapp, voice message, like, why the fuck are you doing this to me? Don't you know there is traffic jam while I'm on my way? You can't do this to me. You promised to come out. I got so freak out and I share his phone number in one of my freelancer girls group and asked who the fuck is this guy? The answers those girls giving me actually make me feel relieve. They said he is fucking weird, keep asking every girls out for interview but never give them jobs.

But I feel bad for making him come all the way to my place. (Not even sure if he actually coming).

Go fuck yourself! 

5) Talk bad about you

Gosh, is alright if you gossip telling other people which girls are lazy, which girls hardworking, which girls are extremely beautiful, which girls are freaking arrogant and so on. But just make sure your words don't come back to us. We would fight back telling everyone that your jobs sucks, you never give us payment on time, your jobs scope are different from what you told us. 

Good luck in looking for girls to work for you in the future, you dumbass. 

6) Keep texting you 

Is okay to text us if you have a jobs. Just don't waste your time text us asking have you eaten? What you doing now? Are you working tomorrow? How old are you? 

Omg just stop it. You are busy, I am busy. Why are you doing this? 

Is even disgusted me when one of the agent text me: Hey I got a job. I asked what? Reply my message. 

"... ...." 

7) Not replying messages when we asking a freaking serious question. I'm not kidding, I'm serious.

When they want you to confirm if you can work, they being so fierce asking you to reply for confirmation. When you ask them about the jobs, they never reply. Like NEVERTHEFUCK. Even worst when they promised there's allowance for the jobs like parking allowance, foods allowance, petrol allowance. Oh gosh, they "cui gong lan pa song". 

Say very clever, when you ask for the allowance, they gone d. Only give you the basic. Niaseng. Waste my petrol go so far, payment so low, somemore parking so expensive. Deduct everything I eat also not enough d. And they just gone d. The numbers you have call is not available. Don't have say don't have la, don't cheat me go so far. I can find other girls for you ma. Lau eh! 

8) Too much commission 

I understand you will absolutely get commission from the client. But don't so much can or not. A girl, client paid you $400, and you took $200 and you gave us $200. Half of it dude. Seriously? And there are 8 girls. Are you fucking kidding me? 

Now I know why there are so many agents out there. 

Alright, I know what you're thinking. Girls are so hard to please. They get paid so high by being vase there, do nothing at all and so many patterns asking for allowances. Duh, sometime I feel like I'm over pattern. But when I need to stand with the high heels, thick make up and set nice hair. I honestly feel that that's not the price you should be giving. We need to walk around with the high heels, approach customers, talk to the public, creating awareness, and so on. Come, I pay you, you do it. 

9) Ask us to reach venue earlier 

I'm fine if you want us to reach earlier for us to get ready, touch up the make up, brief us and so on. But honestly, if you want us to be there so early, make sure you dont late too! 

It's always pissed me off when they want us to be there earlier do nothing and keep asking us to wait. Somenore keep warning us: Girls, please be there sharp at 11.30am! When you reached there and text them they never reply d. 

Sohai, then I come so early for what? It's not like we got extra pay. You also haven't reach somemore request so much. Your brain masuk air hio?! 

10) Job scope never tell properly 

Before work you only tell us we need to do this. Ok fine, with this much of payment, that long of hours, with just some little things to do. I think is fine. But it always so stupid when you reached there started working, they give you different, difficult and annoying stuff to do. Seriously? 

Is it so difficult for you to tell us that job scope might change or different? In the job details you said we only have to give flyers, but when we reach there you want us to approach customers and get their details. Why don't you straight away write it in the job details????? 

I expect that Low payment long hours is only for giving out flyers. Not approach customers, stopped them from walking, ask them write their details for me. And keep forcing us to get more details from people in the mall. Wahlau eh!! No extra pay meh? 

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How Good To Be A Lesbian

Sometime I wonder how great it is if my partner is a girl? We can do lots of things together and still have lots of fun..

If my dating partner is a girl, then...

1) We can go to the washroom and selfie together :D

Couple loves to take pictures and selfie, and the best place to snap pictures will always be in the washroom. Big mirror and good lighting!

2) More caring than a guy.

They know how pain is your period pain, they know what you need, they know why are you upset, they know how to make you happy, they know why girls love shopping so much, they know why you keep going to the saloon. Not saying guys don't know any of these, but girls understand more :)

3) Sleepover!!

It's weird to bring a guy to sleepover in my house. Mom gonna ask a lot if I bring a guy to my house and say he's gonna sleep in my room tonight. My mum is a typical chinese, she is absolutely gonna chop me into 18 pieces and put me in the refrigerator. Is different when I bring a girl to my house and say, mum, girls pillow talk tonight.

4) Sharing clothes together :D

You got lots of extra choices to choose what to wear for the day. Extra clothes, shoes, sneakers, heels, pants and etc. You can even share underwear and bras LOL. Just kidding.

5) Shopping together.

When you bring a guy to do your shopping, what you see is him scrolling his phone, looking for chairs to sit, hold everything you bought, and keep yawning. They even like to say: Oh god, I love shopping with my gf! It's fucking lie. I can see the boredness deep inside their heart. How good if you bring a girl along, you can bring her to buy bra and underwear together without being shy :D

6) Emergency stuff

What if your period come to visit you while you sleepover at your gf's house? Wow, she has the pad too !! :D

7) Good listener

They are absolutely the best listener ever in the world. They listen they understand and they trying to help. But for guys, when you tell them your problems, they only take it as the constant nagging. Then they will try to avoid you by watching their football matches.

8) Don't worry about cheating

Sometime you just too worry about your bf cheating on you. HE FUCKED WITH THE GIRL!! They gonna come back to you and say it's man needs or it's so sudden. But with a girl, she might be cheating but at least not with her dick xD

9) Who's gonna pay the bills?

It's so awkward when you gotta worry who's gonna pay the bills when you in a date with a guy. If you pay it, guys gonna feel awkward. If the guy pays it, I feel like I owe him something. But when you with a girl, I don't care. This time mine, next time YOU!

10) Getting naked and shower together.

I always have a thing that I'm so shy to get naked infront of guys. Like a no-no in my life. But when I'm with a girl, gosh, I just don't fucking care at all. I'm going to shower, you wanna join? xD

11) Don't have to worry about getting pregnant

This is so not my thing, I still support sex after marriage :D

So shut up!

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如果狗会说话，那我希望它会回答我...

狗狗不会说话，而且它们有时也表达不了自己。它们就是会给你种眼神告诉你它想要什么，而它们有时也不明白你在说什么。所以我们就这样用眼神交流。有时我看着狗，看它看着我，我就会问它：why? what you want? har? 就这样，其实我希望狗会跟我说话。

#1 有时从外面回来，家里一个人都没有，只有那只狗跳来跳去，跑出跑进，很开心的吠呀吠～好像要告诉整条街我回来了这样。这时我就会问我的狗，我妈妈咧？我哥哥咧？他们去哪里？

如果狗真的会说话，那它可能会回答我：你妈妈去她朋友家打麻将，没有４０圈都不回来，你午餐晚餐自己解决，最重要的还有本少爷的午餐晚餐。我午餐想吃这个，晚餐想吃那个。你哥哥也一样不回来了，所以今晚的散步环节你要负责带我去，我想去desa park city那边逛，那天看到了一个妹子还真的不错看！好，就这样决定。你回来我就放心了，我先去睡午觉。

#2 有时我躺在床上看戏时，那只傻狗就会在我隔壁看着。我就会问：你想怎样？看到这样。要什么就讲，不要一直看看看。我不知道你想什么的。

如果它会回答我的话，那我觉得它会说：妖秀A, wa ai ki bang jiu lah! 尿急到膀胱都烂了你还看我看你的。甘纳塞，下次醒目点好不好。要是我在客厅尿了，你就要给我洗干净，不然晚上你有排给妈妈骂，零用钱都没了。你自己看着办吧小主人。

#3 有时我在吃着东西的时候，那傻狗又来了。天啊～你想怎样？给你吃了我吃什么？　

如果它会回答的话：你一个人吃会吃肥啦，分一点给我又不会怎样？有福同享，有难同当啊！来啦，就给我一小块啦。不要吝啬喂。我都准备Hand给你了你还想怎样。

#4 有时睡得很甜的时候，那只傻狗会在外面一直吠一直吠。吠了又吠，还要跟我来个high key的吠。不醒都不能了。那时我就会出去问它，你吠什么喔你？7早8早你不睡别人也要睡啊！ 

如果它回答我的话，那它应该会说：靠腰，你看外面那条瘦狗跟我TMD的喷尿在那边！这条街好歹也是本少爷的。它这样根本就是要跟我过不去啊！你别拉着我，让我去决一胜负，给我去，别拉我。 

少爷，你去吧。我没拉着你，门都已经帮你开好了，你在等什么？顺便买早餐给我，我继续睡了。

#5 有时外面有人按门铃，傻狗的反应最大。可以从家的后尾吠到屋外。你这么激动干嘛？妹子来找你是吧？谁在外面？

如果它肯回答我的话，它应该想表达：怎么知道是谁，吠就是啦。给外面的人知道这家有恶狗，看他们怕不怕！

少爷，你这样子像恶狗吗？

#6 有时睡到朦朦胧胧的时候，我就会感觉到那条傻狗跳上来睡在我脚边。那时候我就会问它：喂，你睡客厅的好不好？谁让你进来吹冷气了。

如果它会回答，那它应该也朦朦胧胧的说：客厅很热，你舍得让本少爷在外面过夜吗？ 

#7 有时在客厅看戏时，傻狗会把头放在你手边，就一直撞你的手。那时候我就假装问它，why? what you want boy?

如果它有耐心的话，它应该会回答我：很明显了好不好？我头痒啊，你帮我捉捉行不行？顺便sayang sayang我啦！人多，人家不好意思说嘛！

#8 当妈妈生气骂人的时候，那条傻狗不是一早不见狗影了，又或者是它会坐在你的脚上把头躲在你腋下。那时候我就会问它：什么事啊你？你想怎样？我要去小便了，你这样坐在我的脚也不是办法。

如果它那时候没有怕到漏尿的话，它应该可以回答我的说：哇，小主人！平时我对你这么好，你这次当帮帮我行不行。难道你看不出现在是世界大战４了吗？你还顾着小便，快护驾啦。把我送到安全的地方。

#9 换好衣服准备要出门的时候，傻狗都很热血沸腾的又吠。你又吠什么？我要出门了，小声点不要给妈妈知道。我不会带你去的，你死了条心吧！

如果它回答我的话，那我觉得它会很奸诈的说：嘿嘿嘿，小主人。我记得昨晚有人半夜三更出门，没有天亮也没回来哦。要么你现在带我出去，要么给我买条肉回来。年轻人，你自己选吧!

#10 朋友过来家拜访时，那条傻狗一定开心到又在家到处乱跑，跑了好多圈终于停下来了。这时候，它会骑上其中一个朋友身上要强奸了。我就会很生气地说：NO!! 你想干嘛？那是我朋友，几时轮到你来，给我滚进房间!

如果它回答我的话，都说了有福同享，我试过了再告诉你。

唉，hamsap dog! 你这好色狗气死我了！

#11 有时在吃东西的时候，它明明在看着我吃的，转过去的时候，它就假装没有在看。我很想问它，偷看就偷看啊，被我抓包了还假装没事情。你到底在想什么的傻狗？ 

我觉得它会流着口水回答我说：我想趁你不注意的时候偷咬一口看是什么味道的。 

这就是它被我拍下的证据！还看！

好呗，时间到。暂时就这样了。再见！ 

快说再见啦傻狗！

Awkward Stuff You Ever Did While Driving A Manual Car

#1 Forget to step on clutch while changing gear. Once I was driving and passing the traffic light and I was going to change my gear and I totally dreaming. I forgot to step the clutch and my car ended up krek kreak kreaakkkkkk in the crossroad. Wahlau, damn siasui! Lucky no one knows me there!

#2 Forget to disengage handbrake. I was in hurry and so nervous after I changed my gear and then I forgot to let off the handbrake. So I actually driving with my handbrake engaging. When I found my parking, turn off the engine then I realize the handbrake is engage. Omg, how on earth this happen?! No wonder the car goes so slow when I step on the accelerator. Somemore so many cars following behind me. It feels like my car gonna shut off while I was on the road. What a shame! 

#3 Forget to put the gear to R while reversing. Every time I get to the car, I automatically start the engine, put the gear to first gear and disengage the handbrake. And then reverse. WTF? Why the car don't know how to reverse one? Oh stupid cunt, you're on first gear. 

#4 Anxious while stopping your car on a ramp. When the car at the front moving, gosh!! This is the most scariest time you ever had in your life. You need to let go the clutch and step on the accelerator so your car won't dies out. Every time when you get too nervous, you died out over there and your car is moving backward. And you get more and more nervous. And then you need to engage your handbrake and do everything all over again. Wahlah eh, the driver behind sure laughing already.

#5 Put the wrong gear. I ever did this. I swear I did. I was speeding out on the highway and while I'm going to turn right,  I automatically step on clutch, change the gear and brake a little bit. Then this things happened!! I changed my 4th gear to the 1st gear. And the car was like...... vrooooooommmmmm!! Omg, I can't believe I'm such a dickhead on the road. 

#6 Not on a free gear while start up engine. Usually we will checked if the gear is free before start up engine. Ever experienced you start up engine on first gear? Do it if you never, you will experience a free horse riding.  

#7 Traffic jam. It always killing people while you're driving a manual car and you stuck in the traffic jam. You get the chance to practice step clutch, change gear, step accelerator, brake, clutch again, change gear, stop. Again and again. 

#8 Don't know what to do when you're on 5th gear. Speed up in the highway and you're already on the gear 5, and you don't know what else to do. Should I slow down? Or should I stop in the middle of road now so people know that I've reached 5th gear! :D 

#9 Awkward moment when your car dies out at the traffic light and you're the first car in front. Too nervous and let off the clutch too fast and car just dies out. The moment when there are lots of cars waiting behind and the moment when the car is horning at the back and the moment you look at your back mirror. Oh my god, I wish there's a hole for me to hide. I need a tissue too. I'm sweating a lot now. 

#10 Forget that if I'm on gear 5 and I thought it was gear 3. This is what I always wondering about. What if one day I'm on the 5th gear and I thought I'm still in 3rd gear, and I think I should put to 4th gear ended up a reverse? Will it ever happen? How does that feel while you're on the highway? From 5th gear to reverse. I asked my dad and he said it's not gonna happen because from 5th gear to reverse, you can't feel the straight line. If you get what I mean. Hahahahaha.

#11 Using waze and driving a manual is expert. I don't have a phone holder in the car, everytime when I'm travelling I need to hold the phone, change gear, play with the steering. Oh fuck I think I'm fucking awesome but it's fucking not. I got not enough hand to do everything and I always ended up throw my phone away. 

I know some expert car drivers never experience this, but some of us, we did these all the time and that's what make us a road bullier now! HAHAHAHAHA. 

记得小时候，

记得小时候我会躺在你胸膛，不给你走的闹别扭说不要走，陪我睡。醒来后你都不见。长大了你让我学会一个人在漆黑的房间睡觉。自己住酒店也不害怕。

记得小时候已经对钱很敏感的帮你管理钱，有多余的自己拿来用。长大后，我自己学会了管理钱，该花就花，不该花就不花，花了也记下花在哪边。

记得小时候我害怕陌生人的时候我总是躲在你背后。在你朋友面前大吵大闹要回家不给你一丝面子，你都不生气，反而很有耐心的叫我等你一下。长大了你让我学会在别人面前要有礼貌，就算不喜欢也要等回家之后才闹。

记得小时候你总爱带我去游泳池，特地请人教我游泳。要我这矮人十等的小妹跳进深不见底的游泳池里是多么的恐怖。不是这样，也不会有今天的我。就算要我跳进深不见底的大海里也不害怕。还变成今天的那所谓整天只穿着比基尼女郎。

记得小时候你总爱说些很无聊的废话，找一些无聊的东西做弄我，搞到我哭笑不得。长大后，你让我学会弄身边的朋友笑。让我学会说无聊话搞到朋友很无奈的想打我。

记得小时候你偶尔会花些心思，准备些惊喜给我。让我感动，让我觉得我一定要对你很好。长大后，我都学会花心思逗一逗我身边珍贵的朋友。让他们也觉得他们应该要对我好一点。

记得小时候都好像很穷，你都会把你身上所有钱给了我，就是因为我闹别扭要买东西。长大了我都学会好好的用钱，对有需要的朋友总是毫不犹豫的把钱借给他。

记得小时候你总是害我迟到上学，然后教我说谎，告诉老师又塞车了。长大后，我都不敢再迟到因为迟到走进课室的时候很尴尬。

记得小时候我生你气时，你总会在旁边跟我说话，问我东西，说些白痴话。而我就从来都不想理你。等他你无奈走开了，我才乖乖的跟你说回话。长大后，我没学到什么。我只知道生气的时候最好什么都不说，不然说错话让你伤心了。

记得小时候我不知所措时总是第一个打电话给你问你怎么办好，而你就算死也死给我解决。因为是宝贝女儿的命令。长大后哭的时候也是第一个打给你，但却不是要你解决，只是想问你在干嘛？我想找人聊天。

记得小时候我不懂犯了什么错，你第一次出手打哭我了。那时候我感觉到你不爱我了。长大后，我都不敢犯错。因为就是错了，你也不再打我了。就算错了，你还可以容忍我。

记得小时候我贪玩跟朋友去了一个很遥远的地方玩没有通知你一声。害你在我约好的时间和地点焦急的等了我很久，电话打通了我又不接。那一次我很怕，想了很多谎话骗你。结果还是被你发现了。你只是很心平气和的问我去了哪里，为什么去这么远不通知一声。我不会不给你去，但是万一你出了什么事该怎么办？那个晚上我很懊悔，我哭了很久。长大后无论我去哪里都好，我都学会写封简讯告诉他我在哪里，几点回。

长大后，距离远了，感觉变了，语气换了，脾气坏了，态度差了，沟通少了， 吵架多了，体谅没了。

对你的印象没那么深刻了，就算有也是小时候的那些记忆。长大后，肉麻的事情都不做了，只是偶尔几通电话，没钱单声，立刻汇给你。对你的事情总是重写，因为害怕有一天我嫁人了，把你给忘记了。

When Girls go to the gym...,

It's like a fever for everyone especially girls to go to the gym. Okay, I'm talking about those princess girly girl alright. Don't ever feel that I'm saying you in my blog okkk.

First of all, let's see.

1) Selfie 

Usually when typical girls go to gym to do exercise, they do a lot of selfie more than their sit ups. 100 selfie pictures, 10 sit ups. Fair enough. Please la, seriously what's the point when you spend so many times on selfie instead of doing your sit ups? Furthermore, you keep looking who's like on that pictures in your social networks wei? Go home can ha?

2) Make up 

Wahlau eh, go gym also want make up lo. Somemore waterproof one leh the eye liner. Don't play play! Seriously, if you're so afraid to show your ugly face, why don't u stay at home? Because in the gym, everyone is not really looking that great with the "I'm gonna die" face, "1000 sit ups done" face, "the squat" face and so on. I know what you want, you only want the waist line on your fat tummy, the super duper hyper extremely nice ass and what else? A slim legs maybe? If that's all, you can actually do it at home. You don't need to go all the way to the gym and waste your eye liner. It's freaking me out when it's not a waterproof one. So, don't post a picture with your make up face wearing a sport bra with a caption saying HARD WORK TODAY! I no see hard work at all baby. I see fat tummy. Opps.

3) Check In 

I tell you la, you must believe me. Even I'm not staying with you, I'm not that close with you, we don't contact that much at all, we are staying 283478264 miles away but I'll tell you what!! I know how many times you went to the gym in a god damn one week!! DO YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO CHECK IN EVERY TIME YOU GO TO THE GYM? To tell people how hard core you are on check in the fb?

4) Report 

When I'm in school, I write report. In college, I still need to write a report. Even sometimes my jobs, I still still need to get one report done. But you, you are just going to the gym wei. Do you really need to write a report on facebook? On the bloody hell facebook social networks? Today, 15 squats, 20 sit ups, 15 push up, and 1500 selfies. I think I can do it more tomorrow. Jia you myself!! (Omg, I'm crying when I see this! Write it in your diary, not your fb, people is looking, and I'm already hide the posts.) 

5) Chatting more than exercise 

This one really kek sei. In the gym, wow nice ass you have, how long you've been working out on it? WOW, nice boobs there! Whao nice hair ~~ All the people in gym you also know d, what else you want to do now? 

6) Checking on hot guys 

If you really want to hit on guys, go other place la. People here for gym, not here for you to hit leh! Don't disturb other people la please eh xiao jie. 跑回去你的跑步机可以吗？

7) Videos 

Wahlau eh, you know ah? Nowadays we got instagram videos, we got MeiPai apps. You really know how to make use of it hor? You seriously need to make a video for how many push up you do one meh? I don't understand leh, can you tell me what is the purpose ah? 

8) Facebook 

Exactly! You see she will check in first, then she write report d, after that she made a videos, what else? You kena all d ah? LOL. Then after 10 sit ups, her phone keeping got notifications d. Ah miao commented on your videos, LiQii woo and 100000 people likes your video. LiQii woo commented on your status, "wahlau so busy write report, no need work out one is it?" You busy liao lo, no need sit ups d ma? 

9) Give up soon 

Then you will see they got lots of delicious foods pictures up there and caption: eat liao only increase my sit ups, eating can increase my selfie pictures also. Less going to the gym d, starting to emo liao. Say work liao so long also fat. Eventually, give up liao~ No more gym pictures after they see my blog. Finally people around me no one going to the gym but end up after one month, everyone post their waistline pictures. Wuhoooo~ This is the happy ending I imagine for them lol 

10) Back to beginning 

Basically back to the beginning, you will see them emo again calling themselves fat and starting to go to gym again and start all over againnnnnn. 

Honestly I don't go to gym, even if I go to gym, I'm like those typical girls who selfie hahahahaha. The reason I don't go to gym is because got lots of people, lots of distraction, people looking at you, I don't know how to use the equipment, and I scare I will scare them off away and I got no money for it.

So what I do was, I used to sit ups, squats, planks and everything at home. I used to lah, now no more d! HAHAHAHA. So my advices for my friends is, if you really want waistline, you do all these exercise at home and don't give up. Do it for a month non stop. I suggest you to choose February because got 28 days only. That's it, tahan a month, sure got results. 

Everytime when I tell my friends these, they will be like: Haiya, I know lah. I lazy only ma. Do 3 days give up d. You see your problem d? So don't ask for my advices if you're so fucking lazy, I'm lazy to talk to you too. And you're fats on your tummy are lazy to leave you. So diam, go home start doing it. I'll see you one month later, high five face! 

BYE

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