Fear of alone?

Oh gosh, finally I'm willing to get my ass here to start a new post. This is so unbelievable. I've been so busy for nothing? So yes, now. My topic will be alone? Wuhoooo~

 First of all, most of my friends are too afraid of being alone. Seriously, what the hell wrong with being alone?! I have a friend. She is way tooooo funny! I hang out with her in a mall. I told her to wait for me at one place because I don't want her to follow me to do my stuff and need to walk all the way back. So I want her to wait me here instead of following me walk so far. And she gives me a pity face and say: Don't leave me alone here T____T

 I laugh out loud ! HAHAHAHA.

 Seriously, what the hell wrong with being alone?!

I guess lots of friends are too afraid of being left behind when they are in a big group? Is like, the whole bunch of friends are sitting there chit chatting and laugh. And there should be one fellow left behind like people don't even give a shit. Right? or no?

Look, the fellow surely sitting alone there and emo and cry over there. HAHAHAHA. and surely post a status on facebook and say: I HATE BEING LEFT BEHIND! or something like that. Are you one of them? lol

But to me, when I'm in a big group. I seriously don't like it. It's too crowded and still crowded. Although I know it's fun to chat and laugh when sitting there. But most of the time when I'm with a big group, I will be the one who disappear and sitting at the dark side. Duhhh, I'm not emo. I just like being alone and enjoy the silent more.

Seriously, there's nothing wrong with being alone.

oh yea, I do have some friends who keep complaining they are alone. Always alone. But alone in sense of couple. They are too kind to get a girl/boy. Too kind? And that's why, they have lots of friends around them, but not bf/gf. The ALONE word always come out from them when they are with lots of friends around. Dude, seriously? Are your friends are all transparent? Because if you feel alone because of that, I think I'm the one who are the most ALONE-est in the world.

I usually hang out one-on-one with friend because I think the conversation is easier. When it's whole bunch of it. I seriously don't know wanna talk with which monkey. Too much of monkeys laughing and doing silly things. Which one wants a banana?

Seriously, I love being alone.

I actually booked a flight ticket for myself to fly to Penang. I always want to travel alone to other places but most of the time I didn't get a chance to. So, I'll take this as a small experience. Fly myself. And it's fun. Wait, alone is not that scary.

When I travel with a friend, most of the time I depend on that fellow. I will let them to remember which is the number gate, which is the counter and which is the flight. But when I'm alone, omg, I force myself to remember everything. If I forget it, I need to walk back to check on the number gate again. Yea! I love being alone like this.

And, when I have problem. There's no friend beside to help me up. So, I will need to go for a stranger or information counter to ask. Yes, this is what I like! Hahahaha, asking direction is one of my favourite thing to do!

 In that trip, I actually travel with flight, ferry and bus alone. Errr, it's fun. I'm not lying. It's seriously fun! :)

If you ever travel with me, most of the time, you see me sitting alone being quiet in one place. Dude, stop saying I'm emo. Sometime too much of useless things running through my mind. And sometime I wanna enjoy the nice environment alone. When you come to a nice place, nice environment, you will want to enjoy and see how those shits work. When a fellow beside you, it spoils everything. HAHAHAHA. It turns up like: OMG, LOOK! THIS IS SO COOL! or OMG, SEE! SO NICE! OMG OMG OMG.

Seriously, being alone is cool. Shopping alone? NO? To me, YESSSS!! When you shopping alone, you get to decide what the hell you want. You don't have to ask people beside: EH, which one nicer ha? This one or this? Aiyoyoyo. Don't know which to choose leh. Then you spend another 10 minutes looking at the stuff and turn to your friend asking the same thing again.

Seriously, wasting your own time is nevermind, wasting your friend's time is dead penalty. So conclusion, shopping alone. Take your own sweet time to decide what you want. Know what you like. Choose want you want instead of listen to fellow beside. And no regret!

Seriously, being alone is not end of the world. Try to have fun when you're alone. Because most of the time you don't get a chance to be alone. Too much of random people appear in your life, walk, pass by and byebye. Enjoy when you get a chance to be alone.

 Being single, alone, is not that bad. You can do whatever you want, whatever you wish to and don't have to explain to them what you wanna do. It's actually quite a burden when you can't do whatever you want because of your loved one. Fuck this shit!!

 So trust me, I love being alone!

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When others teasing you, you should say this!

1) Your boobs are small. Do you even have it?

Hahahah, I bet you always say this to your friends. Right? But before you say this, think twice.

Guys, before you say this. You really need to think twice. If your dick has the international size. Go ahead and tease the girl saying her flat or aeroplane or whatever. But if you don't have. Shut the fuck up please. What consider boobs for you? For you, only D E cup are only consider boobs. Those A B C girls are nothing? Flat? Is your eyes okay?

And hey, guess what? Those flat girls could actually wear a push up bra or maybe go for breast enlargement. And you? Have to live with your short dick for the rest of your life. So? Now what? Keep your mouth shut before you tease them. You're nothing either.

[ Oh wait, the dick international size is just an example to tease the guy back. Doesn't mean the guy actually show his dick to people. Only dirty minded people will think that. Are you stupid????????]

If a girl is teasing you and she is kinda fat. Wow, syok ! Just act really innocent and say, yea, flat is flat. But lucky I don't have to worry to gain weight after eating too much. You know what? I have problem in gaining weight. So envy you, can gain weight easily and your boobs sooooo big. Will you have difficult while you running? Wow ~

2) Why you so short?

Guys, if you have 180cm, go ahead and tease her. If you don't have, shut the fuck up. You're consider short too okay! My guy friends love to tease me saying I'm short, I tease them back, Hello dude, you're short too okay? And guess what they replied? Well, at least I'm taller than you. Ehem, guys, are you sissy? are you gay? are you brainless? You comparing your height with a girl? Duhhh, yea right. Your height for a girl is consider tall anyway. Wear a skirt out next time when you hang out with me.

Girls, if a taller girl is teasing you. Tease her back as more as possible. Saying: Wah, you so tall. sure difficult to get a boyfriend. Sure shorter than you. hahahaha
Wah, you so tall. scaffolding hor?
Wah, you so tall. tease me very syok hor. Go eat shit la
Basically, tall girls envy short girls and short girls envy tall girls. So.. just happy with what you have.

3) Your face so many pimples hor

Guys, make sure your face is clean enough before you teasing her. If not you're dead. Make sure you don't have dark circles, eye bag, blackhead, pimples or whatsoever. Girls can cover it by make up. But you, if you dare to make up in front of girls, the whole world gonna laugh at you and called you HEY SISSY BOY. ARE YOU NOT WEARING SKIRT TODAY?

Girls, if your face is perfect. GO ahead and laugh at the pimples girl. But if you're not, be prepare to die. The pimples girl gonna act innocent again and said: Yea, I have those acne problems you know. But it usually gone after few days. But wow omg, look at your freaking scary dark circles, eye bag, wrinkles, freckle,..! Are you a zombie? You don't sleep at night do you?

4) LOL, you're so fat

Dead, you dead. This is the most sensitive thing ever! Saying a girl fat is .. DEAD .. If you have 6 pax ,muscular body. Go ahead. But!! If you have 6 in 1, just shut up. You don't qualify to say someone is fat. So please, diam diam! Diam diam diam~~~

Girls, diam, shut up. Don't envy me you paper girl, I gain weight easily. You? Eat 10 times per day still the same. Becareful when it's raining and thunder storm out there. I'm worried you will blown away~

5) You so dark

What? If you dislike tan skin, then that's your problem. If you like those fair skin girl, shut up too. If you really dislike tan skin, just don't bother to dig your eyes out of your eye sockets and don't freaking look at me. If the guy is fair, and put on sunblock before he gets out. OMG, it's your chance to tease him. WOW, why you so gay? WAH, you put sunblock ah Mr Sissy? WAHLAU, somemore use SUNPLAY hor. Not bad wor. WAIT, you forget to put on sunblock on your ass too!

If a girls gonna tease on you, and she is so freaking white. It's your good chance tooooo! Bahahaha, cause those kind of fair skin girl love to hide them self under some shade area when the sun is big. Look at them and said: WAH, you vampire ah? Hide there for what? Scare of sun is it? Go home sleep laaaaaa !
Or, they easily get sunburn easily. Laugh at them too! Wow, sunburn ah? Pain or not? I never experience before. But I tried so hard you know? I stand under the sun for so many hours, still don't get sunburn. How come?! *act innocent*

6) Are you opening your eyes? I can't see your eyes.

Familiar with this? Lots of people love to say this when someone has a small eyes. Go ahead and say: Eyes so big for what? I don't want to be gold fish. Somemore eyes so big, can easily falls out from eye socket la. I don't want to have this kind risk in my life. Or, say.. Good la, so you won't know when I'm sleeping!

7) Wah, you wear like this ah?

If a guys said this to you. Either is teasing or asking. Just answer "WHAT? you want I wear bikini is it? Tell earlier ma. "

Girls, why? Any problems with that? If yes, just look at other place when you talk to me. Girls sometime usually means like: Wah, wear until so old fashion. No taste at all. LOL, when a girl said this. I'll tell you what, she is dead. Laugh back at her, WAH, you fashion designer meh? You very fashion ah? When a fashion designer wear your grand grand grand mother clothes you called that a new fashion also is it? Wahlau, this consider fashion ah? You go back to your mom's stomach la please.

8) You so stupid


Double kill~ you can't say someone is stupid when you're not one of the genius in this world. You are only one of the piece of shit in this world you know that?? Okay, maybe you're really good in something else compare to that fellow you're teasing. But that fellow might have something that is better than you. So what? Keep your mouth shut too. You don't qualify at all !!

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How to deal with break up?

Seriously, I realize it's a break up season recently. Saw bunch of people turning single on facebook. I got no idea whether I should like it or comment and say cheer babe !

To all the single ladies, let's celebrate !! ♥♥

So if you just broke up with your bf, don't be sad. It's a step nearer to the Mr Right! And please, don't cry. Do you think you should cry for a guy who doesn't know how to appreciate you? If he really loves you, he wouldn't make you cry? Am I right? So what the hell with all those tears now?!

Second, please bear in my mind that: He deserve a better girl, BUT I DESERVE THE BEST ONE! If he feels that you are not good enough for him, so why are you wasting your time on him now? Let him go~ far away from you. You're good enough, he doesn't deserve what's best on you.

Third, if you really feel like: you miss him, you miss this moment you miss that moment. Let it be. It always happen. But don't worry. Time heals. It's absolutely gonna heals everything. So just get something fun to do. Ring all your friends out, just have fun with them. Do whatever you cannot do when you're in relationship. It's a release.

4th, and one more thing, when you think that you're hurt, please remember that, he's much more even hurt. Because what you know? He just lost someone who love him so much. And you lost someone who doesn't love you. So who's in a win situation now? YOU ! wuhoooo~

5th, well, please. Don't do those stupid things like texting him back saying you miss him you love him when you know he's not gonna reply you. Don't call when you know he doesn't care at all. Why are you letting yourself being so cheap? I know, in a relationship, there is no way who's right or wrong, who has thicker face or whatsoever. But if he doesn't appreciate you now, so why? Why are you doing all these?

6th, please, don't do something that hurt yourself. If you don't learn how to love yourself, nobody would. Please, don't let me know you cut yourself to blackmail him to come back to you. I'll absolutely go to your face and slap you. Hey bitch, wake up!! He won't feel pathetic on you, he thinks that you're insane ! And even go way more far from you. This don't work at all Miss Mad Insane.

7th, delete everything, forget it and move on. This is the best way. And always work on me. Because I forget things really fast like it's never happen on me before. I guess this is the advantage of having short term memory loss aye?

8th, You know you can live way more better than before. Smile to let him know that, Hey you son of the bitch, look, I'm even better without you! So you made a good choice to dump me. Olalalala~ celebrate it! Wine? wuhooo~

9th, hey you know what? Don't you feel like you have more admirer after you broke up with the SOTB? Am I right my sexy ladies? It's true. You sexy and you know it! Start hunt for Mr Right now! Stop thinking about your pass when you know you cannot change anything ♥

10th, lastly~ please keep in mind. He doesn't deserve the best of you. Don't cry for a fellow who doesn't know how to appreciate you. Don't do stupid things. And one more, I love my family more than him ! He is nothing !

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