When others teasing you, you should say this!

1) Your boobs are small. Do you even have it?

Hahahah, I bet you always say this to your friends. Right? But before you say this, think twice.

Guys, before you say this. You really need to think twice. If your dick has the international size. Go ahead and tease the girl saying her flat or aeroplane or whatever. But if you don't have. Shut the fuck up please. What consider boobs for you? For you, only D E cup are only consider boobs. Those A B C girls are nothing? Flat? Is your eyes okay?

And hey, guess what? Those flat girls could actually wear a push up bra or maybe go for breast enlargement. And you? Have to live with your short dick for the rest of your life. So? Now what? Keep your mouth shut before you tease them. You're nothing either.

[ Oh wait, the dick international size is just an example to tease the guy back. Doesn't mean the guy actually show his dick to people. Only dirty minded people will think that. Are you stupid????????]

If a girl is teasing you and she is kinda fat. Wow, syok ! Just act really innocent and say, yea, flat is flat. But lucky I don't have to worry to gain weight after eating too much. You know what? I have problem in gaining weight. So envy you, can gain weight easily and your boobs sooooo big. Will you have difficult while you running? Wow ~

2) Why you so short?

Guys, if you have 180cm, go ahead and tease her. If you don't have, shut the fuck up. You're consider short too okay! My guy friends love to tease me saying I'm short, I tease them back, Hello dude, you're short too okay? And guess what they replied? Well, at least I'm taller than you. Ehem, guys, are you sissy? are you gay? are you brainless? You comparing your height with a girl? Duhhh, yea right. Your height for a girl is consider tall anyway. Wear a skirt out next time when you hang out with me.

Girls, if a taller girl is teasing you. Tease her back as more as possible. Saying: Wah, you so tall. sure difficult to get a boyfriend. Sure shorter than you. hahahaha
Wah, you so tall. scaffolding hor?
Wah, you so tall. tease me very syok hor. Go eat shit la
Basically, tall girls envy short girls and short girls envy tall girls. So.. just happy with what you have.

3) Your face so many pimples hor

Guys, make sure your face is clean enough before you teasing her. If not you're dead. Make sure you don't have dark circles, eye bag, blackhead, pimples or whatsoever. Girls can cover it by make up. But you, if you dare to make up in front of girls, the whole world gonna laugh at you and called you HEY SISSY BOY. ARE YOU NOT WEARING SKIRT TODAY?

Girls, if your face is perfect. GO ahead and laugh at the pimples girl. But if you're not, be prepare to die. The pimples girl gonna act innocent again and said: Yea, I have those acne problems you know. But it usually gone after few days. But wow omg, look at your freaking scary dark circles, eye bag, wrinkles, freckle,..! Are you a zombie? You don't sleep at night do you?

4) LOL, you're so fat

Dead, you dead. This is the most sensitive thing ever! Saying a girl fat is .. DEAD .. If you have 6 pax ,muscular body. Go ahead. But!! If you have 6 in 1, just shut up. You don't qualify to say someone is fat. So please, diam diam! Diam diam diam~~~

Girls, diam, shut up. Don't envy me you paper girl, I gain weight easily. You? Eat 10 times per day still the same. Becareful when it's raining and thunder storm out there. I'm worried you will blown away~

5) You so dark

What? If you dislike tan skin, then that's your problem. If you like those fair skin girl, shut up too. If you really dislike tan skin, just don't bother to dig your eyes out of your eye sockets and don't freaking look at me. If the guy is fair, and put on sunblock before he gets out. OMG, it's your chance to tease him. WOW, why you so gay? WAH, you put sunblock ah Mr Sissy? WAHLAU, somemore use SUNPLAY hor. Not bad wor. WAIT, you forget to put on sunblock on your ass too!

If a girls gonna tease on you, and she is so freaking white. It's your good chance tooooo! Bahahaha, cause those kind of fair skin girl love to hide them self under some shade area when the sun is big. Look at them and said: WAH, you vampire ah? Hide there for what? Scare of sun is it? Go home sleep laaaaaa !
Or, they easily get sunburn easily. Laugh at them too! Wow, sunburn ah? Pain or not? I never experience before. But I tried so hard you know? I stand under the sun for so many hours, still don't get sunburn. How come?! *act innocent*

6) Are you opening your eyes? I can't see your eyes.

Familiar with this? Lots of people love to say this when someone has a small eyes. Go ahead and say: Eyes so big for what? I don't want to be gold fish. Somemore eyes so big, can easily falls out from eye socket la. I don't want to have this kind risk in my life. Or, say.. Good la, so you won't know when I'm sleeping!

7) Wah, you wear like this ah?

If a guys said this to you. Either is teasing or asking. Just answer "WHAT? you want I wear bikini is it? Tell earlier ma. "

Girls, why? Any problems with that? If yes, just look at other place when you talk to me. Girls sometime usually means like: Wah, wear until so old fashion. No taste at all. LOL, when a girl said this. I'll tell you what, she is dead. Laugh back at her, WAH, you fashion designer meh? You very fashion ah? When a fashion designer wear your grand grand grand mother clothes you called that a new fashion also is it? Wahlau, this consider fashion ah? You go back to your mom's stomach la please.

8) You so stupid


Double kill~ you can't say someone is stupid when you're not one of the genius in this world. You are only one of the piece of shit in this world you know that?? Okay, maybe you're really good in something else compare to that fellow you're teasing. But that fellow might have something that is better than you. So what? Keep your mouth shut too. You don't qualify at all !!

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