Girls are complicated. Why?

Hells yea, I'm being so hardworking in updating my blog recently.

So we were shopping in a mall and one of my girl friend actually scream out: Noooo, girls are not complicated at all ! Lets just choose a dress and buy it !

2 of us looking at her and laugh out loud and said: Hahahaha she's crazy. Girls are so complicated because they have no idea what they want. Then we start discussing about it.

See, we don't even know what we gonna get in this store. What we like, what colour of dress we need, what style. And we gonna spend like 1-2 hours over there choose over and over again. Use their fitting room like it's our house. YES, finally we get what we want. Go to the cashier, pay and go.

Then, we start regret and say: I think I should choose the other one, not really like this. etc etc.

1) We don't know what we want and expect you to know. 

See, told you. Girls are so complicated.

If a girl actually drag a guy to go shopping, the guy is dead. When the girl comes out from fitting room with a dress and ask, HOW DO I LOOK?
Your answer: wow, you look great in every dress.
Girls' thought: LIAR.
If your answer: I don't think you look good in this dress.
Girls' thought: You don't know what is fashion.
You don't have an option for your answer. Right?

Since you're the one who gonna pay for the dress, they give you to choose which dress to buy because we still can't make up our mind which dress to get.

2) Jealousy 

Sometime do you ever feel your gf acting really weird and start scolding you without a reason? The way they talk like there's something but when you ask what, they never tell. Yes, girls get jealous easily ! And they will never admit they jealous. Remember the picture we used to see on facebook (can't find it now). The picture is showing the guy asking his gf:
"Baby are you jealous?"
"NO!"
"Baby are you jealous?"
"No!"
"Baby are you jealous?"
"NOOO!"
"Baby can I get a kiss?"
"Go get a kiss from the girl you just liked her picture!"
"..."

See, the reason they saying no is because they don't want to admit that they are actually "small gas". And when you ask can I get a kiss, volcano boom. She thinks you don't have qualification to get a kiss from her ! YOU, stop pretending nothing has happened. I'm jealous now!

Like one of my friend. He has a gf, and still he will hang out with me sometime one on one because he thinks that I HAVE NO FEMININE IN MYSELF. I'm not really a girly type if you get to know me well. I act like a man. No choice, grow out with 5 brothers in a family. Sooo, the main point is, my friend who has a gf and still hang out with me.
I told him: "Oi, you know you are not allowed to hang out with me one on one when you have a gf? She's gonna jealous to dead! Trust me."
He answered: "Nahhh, don't worry. She won't jealous to a guy."
I'm speechless.
Then he added up:" The reason I love her so much because she's not like other girls. She is mature thinking. She understand why. "
Me:" Soo, ok if you say so. I don't know your gf well, so no idea. "

Few weeks later, he talked to me and said: FUCK la, she really jealous because I hang out with you last time.
Me: GOOD.

Told you, girls jealous no matter where, when, why, who, what and don't care how old are you! Even a mum can jealous with her own daughter when her husband loves his daughter so much!

3) Yes means no, No means yes

Heard of this right? Why we do this? I don't know. Sometime girls don't really want to tell you what on their mind. That's why they use the opposite language. And yes, as a bf. They actually expect you to know that.

Him: Hey, you like this dress? I'll buy for you.
Her: Noo, it's okay. (In her mind, oh fuck, drag me to the shop and buy it for me!)
Him: Oh (Walk off)
Her: (What a idiot useless brainless animal!)

True, I heard guys said: You should tell me because I don't know what you're thinking! But girl will never tell you, they seriously expect you to know her well. I guess you need luck to try guess.

4) Frenemies

Acting so good with the other girl, hug each other but bitching about them behind. Woooots, that's what I get to see everyday in my life. I saw those girls like such a good friend, always hang out, snap lots of pictures and post on facebook and say Best Friend Forever. Then I get to know that both of them bitching and talking bad about each other behind. Seriously, why the fuck pretending you girls are such a good friend when you hate each other?

Another case: E saw B in an event, rush to B and hug her and say: Awww long time no see, you getting prettier and prettier now! Done their conversation, E turned to me and said: ISH, I very hate her actually. Always act cute there. Yer!

I'm so speechless, why you go and hug her then? Should pretending like you didn't see her.

So complicated.

5) No dress to wear for the party!

Check her wardrobe, open and those dresses will fall down and fall on you! See, our wardrobe is actually full with clothes but we always claim that we got not enough dress. That's why you see lots of girls keep shopping and buy more and more dresses.

I'll tell you secretly, some of the dresses/clothes that we bought, we only wear it once or we never wear it. We put it in the wardrobe and forget that we actually bought it and no special occasion for that clothes. Or maybe we changed our mind after bought it because the second time we saw that clothes, we feel dislike.

And also, we don't want our friends said that: Yerrr, look at her, she wear the same dress again! Bet she has no other clothes :DD!
Is a shame hahaha that's why we only wear it once and keep it for museum.

I don't know why ! But we just did it.

6)  Carry a big bag 

We carry a big bag, and inside we have nothing important. We can actually stuck all stuff in our pocket but the problem is dress doesn't has a pocket for us. That's why we carry a big bag, throw a little not important stuff in there and acting like so fashion.

When we start shopping, we actually forget we have a big bag. And lost our bag. Hahahaha.

I don't know why.

7) Tricky Question 

Bet your gf loves to ask you tricky question like If me and your mother fall into the sea, who will you save first? Lame question, just throw her with a lame answer.

"So, who is hotter? Your ex or the one you were staring at 2 minutes ago" This is a trick question. She doesn't care about your ex, she doesn't care about the other woman, she is mad at you for staring but she won't tell you that. (I copied this from an article, true enough!)

Told you, girls are just complicated. Why can't we just slap you on face and say stop staring!

8) Different clothes all the time

Yep, all the time. Morning different, evening different, night different. Like you're working in office and night you have a party. You won't see them in a small clothes, they will absolutely change.

Morning picnic, different casual shirt, evening watch movie, different dress, night dinner, different clothes again.

I don't know why. But we just want a comfortable dress for different occasion.

9) Going to wash room in a group

If you actually dine in with a group of friends, when a girl say: Excuse me, I'm going to toilet, anyone? The other girls gonna say: Yes yes me too!! Then they go to the toilet together!

But if guy actually did that, girls gonna gossip behind them and wondering are they gay.

Why? I don't know. Safety maybe. Who knows there's a wolf hiding in the toilet?

10) Gossip  

Yes, we love gossip. We spend most of our time just gossip. Whatever topic it is, we just gossip. Talk about those girls in our school. The guy we like and bitching about everything.

I know guys do gossip. But it will never be as serious as how those girls did.

Why? Favourite topic in our life.

11) Asking you: Am I fat?

Girls are always too afraid to gain weight. Eat too much, no exercise etc etc. Seriously, sometime woman turns fat easily after give birth and it's not easy to get back to the original shape.

Yea, asking guy about this is so annoying. Sometime guys just don't understand why when they see her still look the same. But trust me, the way we're asking this because we feel our arms getting big, our weight increase 1kg, tummy not flat enough, face getting round, etc etc. Guys wouldn't know all these shits but yet we keep asking.

Girls are so complicated. And I don't know why we're so confusing.

In conclusion, girls are so complex, difficult to fathom and impossible to predict!