Types of Guys Girls Looking for

I believe I've been so damn lazy to come over this site to update shit when I know nobody cares. Oh well, I'm just kidding. I'm being so lazy to even go on my laptop.

Let's gossip again.

Forever alone all the time? Hmm, guess you're too good for girls or you're just piece of shits?

1) Caring
Well, being such a caring is attractive. But don't be over caring though. Like checking all her stuffs on her phone, ask her where she has been all the time, stalk her etc. That's creepy don't you think so? :/

Just moderately caring maybe? Like how's outing today babe? Don't check on her phone without her permission. Gosh, that's private. And you're stupid when you found out something you shouldn't have seen in her phone and there goes the fight. Isn't that annoying? You look for problems.

The caring is actually means like care about her when she's sick, sad, mad etc. And she might tell you to go to hell but just stay there for her. That's the caring means! Don't be creepy and check who she hang out with all the time, what she did, where she went. That's scary! They love being care and pamper like a kid no matter how tough they seem to be.

Anyone in your mind now?

2) Mr Driver
Bahahaha, not apply on all girls if they have a car. For me, yes! :p

Working as freelance is not easy, you got jobs at different places and you need to travel to different places all the time. Oppps, sorry.

Imagine there's a guy. A guy who willing to send you where you want to go. A place where you got no idea where it will be. A guy who willing to pick you up after you work no matter what time is it. Just to make sure you're safe. Awww, that's freaking sweet yea?

Wouldn't you melt when you found this kind of Mr Driver?

3) Mr Doctor
When you get sick, you actually don't give a fuck on taking all those medicine. You don't even give a damn to consult doctor. You rather sleep sleep and sleep. Well, basically most of the people don't really take good care of themselves. Including me :D !

And yet, there's a Mr Doctor force you to consult a real doctor. Bring you all those medicine and force you to swallow it. Just to make sure you'll be fine the next day.

There's a silly brought me medicine in the middle of night because I got a bloody running nose. Oh well, in the middle of night.

Bingo!

4) Foods Delivery
Like I said, I don't take good care of myself. I don't eat much. I can combine 3 meals into 1. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, I'll eat it in 1 meal. That's why I realize I'm getting weaker and weaker. Lack of nutrition. Hahaha.

Most of my friends are actually the same. They stayed at home, too lazy to go out and get something to eat and they end up eating instant noodles at home. Gosh, we're just lazy bitches.

Imagine if a guy delivers foods to their house and feed them eat? Treated her like a princess. Wow, fantastic.
Stop dreaming! Imagine there's a guy delivers foods to your house, make sure you take your breakfast. And wash all those plates after you done? Where can you find this kind of guys?! Just imagine

5) Mr Sandbag
When you freaking pissed off, angry, mad and the first thing you want to do is scold your pet. Punch your bears. Pinch your cats. Kick the doors. Knock your head.

Imagine there's a Mr Sandbag appears and let you do whatever you want on him. Wow!

You can punch pinch kick knock scold, whatever you want. It's free. How nice it would be?

6) Mr Listener & Mr Surprised
When you're sad, and you don't feel like talking. You just want to stay on your bed. Do nothing. Cry alone. Scream to the top of your lungs.

And suddenly, your phone rang. "Hey, I'm outside of your house."

Guess what? Surprised.

You got your favourite foods! Cakes, Icecream, Chocolate etc. And then he's ready to listen to your problems. There goes a surprised visit, and a surprised best listener. And cheer you up when you're sad. Where can we find this guy?

7) Mr Chef
Bet most of the girls nowadays don't know how to cook. Only know how to hold their spoons and forks. Including me. :( I don't know how to cook. Not as good as my mom's generation.

So I guess I can't survive at all if I had to move out and live by myself. I mean, maybe? Grab a recipe book and throw whatever into the bowl. Well yea.

Imagine there's a guy who willing to cook for you! Whatever you wanna eat! Omg, win! Marry me please! My friend said I should just married a chef because I can't cook and I don't willing to learn. I just want to eat.

8) $$$$$$$
Yes, most of the girls dream to marry a rich guy. Rich guy who love them very much. Hello lah, you think you miss world ah? You think you top model ah? You think you got 36D ah? You think you graduated from Master ah? Stop dreaming la sayang.

I don't wish to get a rich guy, because they won't be loyal to you. Even if they are loyal, there will be lots of bitches actually trying to eat him. So what for you bring problems for yourself?

Well, get something stable and secure. A guy who is not that poor until not enough money to eat and keep asking from you. Wah, not that scary. A guy who is not rich but willing to spend on you. Ahahaha, spend on me! Don't worry. I won't ask you to buy me LV bags, Gucci and all those shits.

Buy me a house enough! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Just kidding.

Is true. You don't need to be rich, you need to be capable in earning your own money. And that's it! All those money you got from your parents is not yours! So no point.

9) Mr Photographer
Wow, I love to snap pictures. Damn, I love it so much. Isn't it good if you have a photographer to go along with you anywhere and snap good pictures to capture good moment? Well, basically this is only apply on me. As I know, most of my girl friends don't really like to be infront of the camera.

hahahaha some people they love to snap pictures to remember the good moments. Yes, a guy who willing to snap lots of pictures with you! How sweeeeeet it could be? God damn it!!

Send me one, god. Hello! You hear me?

10) Mr Loser
Hahahaha, what I meant was, you always win in every fights. Oh god, you didn't win. He lets you win. Imagine if he's pissed off and punch you. I'm sure you will be dead and lay in the hospital bed. If you being not reasonable and yet he lets you win and willing to be the loser.

How sweet it could be?

I know what you're thinking. You think this guy is a stupid useless coward idiot brainless stuff. Well, in your perception, yes. But in others' perception, maybe it's not. It's sweeeet :D



That's it. If you really found this kind of guy. You're fucking dead. Why?

You will got a disease.

Princess Sickness!