You get paid by having fun, outstation, and eat. LOL, what we usually do are like: ushering in an event (whatever event it is), what you need to do is just guide people, smile and welcome them. Or photoshooting? Gosh, the jobs are all so wide that you always no idea how to explain to others what you're doing. So wideeee. It could be emcee, photographer, model, usher, translator, driver, showgirl etc. LOL, once I told my friend from America about showgirl and he thought showgirl is stripper. HAHAHAHA.
Skip this, we gonna talk about what we usually see and do in freelance girls' world.
1) D E A R
In freelance, we always always call other girls dear, darling, honey etc. You know why? There are too many of girls that you can't memorize all of their names. And the best thing you can do is call everyone dearsss~ ah darlingsss oiii~ So they won't feel offence that you don't remember their name and you still get to call them in a really sweet way. Smart ass !
2) FFK QUEEN
This is really common in freelance. Some people just don't know what is promise. Sometime they ffk the jobs after they confirmed just because she feels lazy to work today, the place is too far, no transport lah, people sick lah, neighbour got people die lah, and the most unacceptable excuse will be: SORRY, I GOT ANOTHER HIGHER PAY JOB. See, girls are so realistic.
Ok, let's just say she is really having trouble of going for the jobs she already confirmed. Like, Ok, serious now. Her family members in the hospital or passed away. It's impossible for her to go work in that case. So she need to ffk that job. But what others gonna remember is like: Wahlau she ffk that job after I confirmed her. But no one remember that her parents passed away. or whatsoever.
3) NO ONE IS PERFECT
You know, like I said, realistic. Either you're too tall, too short, too pretty, too ugly, too fair, too tanned or whatsoever. It could be any of the reason that you got rejected in a job. Even though you are so pretty, but there is always lots of reason that you got rejected. Biasa lah. So many lengluis in this field, you thought you Miss Universe meh.
4) PUNCTUAL
Trust me, lots of girls don't know what the hell is punctual. Usually when they are told that the job start on 12pm. And they usually appear late. No one will be earlier. If they get to the venue early, people gonna ask, eh? Why so early? And trust me again too, no one will remember that you get to the place early, they only remember that you late for their job. "Neh, that girl lah. Always late one. " Even though you work for the same agent for 10 jobs and you only late in 1 job.
5) PERVERT
Is normal that you get lots of perverts hit on you. Or maybe lots of guys trying to hit on you. And their favourite dialogue to break the ice will be, Wei, xxxx, you very pretty !! Can we be friend? I saw you last week in the xxx event. Or, or, or, Let me tell you the best way to break the ice, tell the girls, Hi, xxx, I saw you at the last event and I got few pictures of you, you remember me? Approve my friend request so I can tag you those pictures. Smart right? I like it. No, not all of them are perverts. Just some. Please don't get so hot.
6) BACK-STAB
YEA, some they back stab each other because of they want to grab attention. They fake themselves. Being nice to you and gossip about the other girl. Go to other girl and gossip about you. Is normal. No big deal. Sometime, they even sit together start discussing about other girls. Is not really back-stab. They are just telling what they know and what they heard about others. Righttttt? Sometime, those words they say which they don't have any intention to hurt the others, but this field is so small, whatever you said, it will go to that girl eventually. So becareful what you gonna say or we call it discuss. I know what you did last summer.
7) FRIENDS
Everytime when you get a job, what's tired the most will be, OMG, I don't know who I'm gonna meet today. Hopefully some girls I work before or sometime it goes opposite. When you got to the working venue, you don't know any of the girls, what you need to do is, you need to get to know new friends again, ask for phone number so can share jobs again, take pictures together, and so on. So tired right? But best part is, your phone is full of lengluisss's pictures and phone number lol.
8) FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
But also, sometime when you're working, some girls treat you really nice. I mean it's damn nice and you will feel surprised. Some they have intention to get to know you because you have benefits. You share lots of jobs for others. That's why, it's not easy to get a real true friends. Sometime only lah.
Some, they met, and they fall in love in the first sight and they became best friends and live forever ever after lol.
9) EXPLORE PLACES
Phewit~ the best part sometime. Your working venue always different and they don't provide transport. So you need to google search on the internet and go there by yourself. Trust me, lots of the place, you never heard the name in your life. And you gonna be like: OMG IS THIS PLACE EVEN EXIST????
10) PLASTIC SURGERY
Trust me, this is so common. They plastic surgery like no big deal and it's true. That's why you get to see lots of pretty ladies. Oh YEA!! They want the freaking obvious double eye lids, they want the super high nose, they want the super big eyes, they want the super sharp face etc.
I even saw a girl's pictures after plastic surgery, she turned into a freaking scary alien and I wanna comment on her picture that, why are you making yourself so ugly now? You look really good before. The famous dialogue, 原来火星人真的来了地球.
And also there's lots of pictures my friends showed it to me after plastic surgery. Gosh, some of them really look good wei. You fall in love with those girls. OMGGG.
Trust me, plastic surgery is so common. But I didn't, I scare pain leh xD
That's it for the post, inbox me on facebook if you have more nice ideas :D
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