Typical Girls we usually dislike, even we are female too.

Sorry for the lazy updating again even though I know you're not really interested to read sometime. Sometime I meant. If you're female, that's great. You probably know what I'm talking about. But somehow, if you're female again, that's bad. You might think I'm actually talking about you over here. Oh well, don't worry. It might be you, but only part of that might talking about you. Who knows? Or maybe you're not even the target I'm actually talking about. So, don't perasan please.

And for guys, if you're reading this, maybe you kinda like this kind of girls? Oh no, geli lo you.

FAKE VOICE 

Girls are born with high pitch sound compare to guys usually. But not really that freaking high la. But those girls like to act like they got a cute voice and make it sound like a barbie doll's voice? (wait, does barbie doll talks?) Ok, forget about it. Most of us don't like those girls like to change their voice into the high level of cuteness when they talking with guys. Omg, like really?! When those guys gone, the girls come to talk to us, their voice change again. Like an 70+ years old ah pek talking to us. Seriously?

I pray to god to control me, or else I'll freaking punch u into the face !!

But for your information, I fake my voice too. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

BACKSTABBER 

You know when you working in a company, there's lots of backstabber and also the free service of cleaning up your shoes? If you know what I mean? Is really normal to have backstabber to stab you at the back in order they can get promotion. Yea right? But I'm not talking about in a company, I'm talking about us in this society. You feed your dog, I water my flower and I say hi when you pass by my garden.

So tell me, I never offence you, I was just watering my flowers. So why the hell you back stab me at my back? Does that make your dog grow taller or smarter? If you're really gonna back stab me, can you be more smart a little bit? Because the person you talk bad about me actually come to me and tell me what you said. Please la, I think your dog is even smarter than you ok?

SHOW OFF

What? You work as insurance agent meh? Then why tell me you driving what kind of car or wearing what type of watch or using what kind of bag? With your kind of attitude, a million dollar of a bag looks like a plastic bag on you. Seriously honey. So please don't do that on me ok?

And also, wearing your so called branded shirts like mango, zara, forever 21 and whatever is nothing so proud of it. Dude, seriously? I throw all the shirts inside the cabinet like a rubbish and wear only the RM15 sungei wang shirts only. I don't understand what is the point you wanna show off? Oh sorry, I think I'm the one who show off now. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Please don't tell me what you're wearing because I'm wearing cheap stuff. I'm jealous can ah? xD

GOSSIP

Trust me, every girls gossip like nobody cares. They saw a fellow fall down, they laugh out loud in the public and call him stupid even though they give him a hand. They gossip about the girl always come to college with thick make up, (hello, college only wor, not dinner, why always thick make up?) We gossip whatever we see, we smell, we touch and whatsoever. I gossip too I admit it. But the thing is, we have moral in gossip too. We will never gossip about our family and bestest friend ever in the world. But we still gossip about our boy friends.

Honestly, is always so rude and you seem like a dickhead when you start gossip your own family and best friend. You tell your friend you parents are stupid, useless, and dumbass. Without your parents, you're just a stupid sperm that will gone into the toilets bowl ok? Stupid bitch, respect your parents can or not? Without them, do you think you can survive until now? They should just dump you into a plastic bag and throw into the sea to feed sharks, and those sharks thrown out again because you're too smelly and eventually pollute the sea. See how useless you are?

I don't know how could you get a best friend who always stand by your side but you actually ended up gossip about her saying how annoying and how much you dislike her. Really? YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND? If  that's so, don't call her your best friend. Call her a bitch who you hate the most. And please, stop posting on facebook telling the whole world how much you love her and how you sacrifice yourself just to protect her if someone hurt her. Please lah, don't make me swing my laptop on your face can or not?!

ACTING CUTE 

You know what? The cutest phrase of a human being is always during foetus, baby and then child. Ah, sorry about the foetus but I think is cute hahaha. Ok anyway, after you go on adolescent stage, adult and old age, please you're no more cute ok? From the physical, or internally, you're nothing relate to cute AT ALL. Don't act cute please. You've been looking cute since you're foetus, baby and child. So please don't force yourself to be cute anymore. Like anymore please. I swear to god I'm gonna throw my table onto your face and say get a fucking life you bitch.

Honestly, I don't mind you act cute infront of your family, your boy friend. BUT NOT ON ME YOU IDIOT! You gonna make me thin because I'm absolutely gonna vomit everything out since last week if I got constipation. DAMN GIRL.

A TWO TIMER 

For us, we called it 1 leg steps 2 boats. Well, male or female actually apply on this. But I'm just gonna talk about girls' perception when they did that.

So for a girl who is stepping 2 boats, guess what she's thinking?
"Please lah, if not because I'm beautiful and got market, you think I got chance to step 2 boats meh?"

If the girl's friend stepping 2 boats, guess what she's thinking?
"Please lah, she thinks she very beautiful is it? Stepping so many boats. If not because she so cheap and easily get, you think she got change to step meh?"
"Beautiful girls everywhere lah!"

ATTENTION SEEKER

Honestly, I'm an attention seeker too! I don't usually call myself fat but guess what? It's the girls who always call me fat. Only they see the fat in myself. Like wtf? I don't mind you call me fat, you got the point. But please don't get pissed off when I call you fat too. Because you really fat ma! Blow ah?

That's why, sometime you get to see me post a picture or a status saying myself fat. I'm not angry or pissed off. So if you call me attention seeker, I don't mind too. Because everyone is calling me fat, so I'm fat. Very fat, sibeh fat, Kanasai eh fat. Trust me, I don't call myself fat when I'm standing on weighting scale, I only call myself fat when I can't see my waistline anymore. You don't know what you are weighting about when you standing on it. It might be your real fat, your heavy bones and your muscle. HELLS YEA. So, sometime you see is not real. I'm fat but actually I don't! XD

ACT CLOSE

I'm sorry to say that but I'm actually quite a lansi person if we don't know each other. I don't like how random people add me on facebook and tell me: hey we met before on that event, approve my friend request. Please lah, meet me then I need to approve you? Who know if you're some kind of perverts? And after I approve you comment all my pictures like a hungry wolf. Oh I can't imagine.

Or hey I saw you before in that mall, I'm from taiping too leh! So? Do I need to add all the taiping people on facebook?

I don't even like how those girls comment on my pictures or status like we are such a close friends. Hello, ok, we might be working together for once, you're from my hometown and because you're a girl and I don't want to hurt you by acting lansi. Ok, just comment.

That's not the point, I don't really mind though. As long as you don't bitching about me behind me and still act close with me. Fuck off please. No one gonna like you! Even if they do, and that's for now. In the future, they will still ask you to fuck yourself. Also, don't let me know what you did on the last summer, well, something bad that I couldn't accept and you still freaking comment on my stuff calling me baby like we are really close. I don't want others to know that I'm your friend. Please lah bitch. You really make me want to throw my neighbour's dog to your face! I got nothing else to throw anymore!

SHOPPING BUGGER

You see? Girls love shopping. They either shop together in a freaking big group like buying vegetable, or 1 on 1, or even alone. I love shop alone. So you don't feel stress when there's friends beside you waiting for you, comment and giving opinion (usually bad opinion), buying stuffs that they love.

Common opinion I heard when I'm buying stuffs:

1) Oh, I got this one too. (So, does that mean I can't buy or you don't allow me to buy because you might think I will copy you or you afraid we might wear the same stuffs in an event or you might throw away yours because you don't want to have something same with me?)

2) Yer, this one very geli leh. (Got geli than your face or not?)

3) This colour not suitable for you at all, this one nicer. (Am I wearing to please you or please myself now?)

4) Wah, this one nice, buy lah! (You pay I buy lo)

5) Don't always wear like this, change lah. (Your eyeballs shouldn't be on your eye sockets also ma, should change to your ass hole what)

6) This style really not suit you. (My punch can suit your face or not?)

YOU COPIED ME !

They always have a thinking that, you're copying me! You're a copy cat! (meow?)

They got a new hairstyle and when they saw others doing that too, they will be like: WAHLAU, she copied me loh! I cut like this she also cut like this, i dye my hair like this she also dye like this. You try bold lo, see she copy or not?

Wahlau, this fashion I started first lo, she also want to copy me. You run naked at the shopping mall and tell the whole world is fashion, see she wants copy or not.

Please lah, your hairstyle so common, people accidentally same with you you also call them copy cat. You thought you top hair stylist in the world ah. Design hairstyle by yourself lah. So no people same with you ma. You wear like this mean others cannot wear ah? Please lah, you design your own dress lah. Make sure not same with other designer. Or else you copy cat also. Pattern liao liao. kns.

Photographer take this kind of photo you call them copy also, why don't you say you copy also. People take picture you also take. You cannot eat one ah? People eat you also eat, you cannot drink one ah? Pattern more than badminton.

Actually I still got more to talk about but I'm too lazy. I usually ended up with 10 points. Honestly, some of the points are actually talking about myself. I also very pattern one if you know me. That's it for all, if you actually feel pissed off after reading it, you kena d. I don't want to write proper english because I'm malaysian and this is how we mix most of the language together while speaking and writing.

Have a nice day peepo peepo peeeepooooo~