Typical Facebook Weirdos, are you one of them?

1) The Weird Stalker

How do you know if a person is a stalker? Well, of course you need to talk to them and they probably gonna tell you everything about it. Like when I hang out with my friend, they told me. "Eh, the abcd efgh and hijk lmnop is qrstuvwxyz." And I was like, this sounds familiar! Then they told me oh well, I saw you posted on your facebook status. Okay, nevermind. The next thing, they mentioned another status I wrote before. And the awesome part was, they said it out like they memorize the whole things. Awkward part was I don't even remember I had that status! So is abcdefg before hijklmn? 

Oh My ! 

2) Tagging Pictures Without Your Face In It 

Hello, what's the main point you tag me in? Like I don't look like you at all, I don't have your cute duck face, I don't have your fancy bags, I don't have anything in you. WHY THE HELL YOU TAGGED ME IN IT? I find it always weird when they tag their friends in their pictures and the caption wrote: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE ! with the fucking face in it! I can accept if you tag me with stuffs that your selling or your own business you just started on, but not your fucking face ok?! Why why why!!

3) Fake Shits 

Yea. the fake shits. Girls do make ups, had all their fake eye lashes and so on. We used to see how big different a girl with and without make up, but for me, the best part is, so what if it's just make up? She's not doing the plastic surgery alright? Talking about plastic surgery, I honestly think it's okay if you think you're not pretty enough. But once you got your plastic surgery, your fake boobies, your fake nose, fake eyes, fake lips and so on. I don't feel like you had anything real in you anymore. So, when you having all those fake things on yourself, stop claim that you can't find a real man. Look at yourself first. Stop posting all those scary pictures about your plastic surgery, your emo status where you can't find a real guy. Please. 

4) Complain.com.my 

People just don't stop complain, so do I! I'll never stop complain, complaining about myself. So here's the things, we always see what we dislike to see in the facebook, I'm talking about myself LOL. I saw the girls posted her pictures with big boobs, and the caption is nothing related at all. But everyone knows what's the pictures mean do we? And yea I complain to my friend, I tell them: what's wrong with this girls? Is she alright? Okay I do complain. Some people don't do the complain like this way, they posted it on their status update calling that girl a bitch, they share a picture and telling others about that bitch. Seriously, what's the point you're doing that? That girl obviously seeking for attention and you're helping her to get more attention. If you don't like what you see, don't see. Is childish if you purposely share it out and call her a bitch. Everyone got a life, so why you care so much if you dislike her so much? 

5) Spam Games

Some friends are bored, so they started to stalk their old friends. Then they found something interesting so they like, they keep click like and like and like. And it's spam the other's notifications. Here the fun things, the other just print screen and post up the picture and say WOW, I  KNOW YOU MISS ME, THANKS FOR LIKING MY STUFF. What's even annoying is they spam back and here goes the spam game. If you know what I mean.

6) Punctual Check In

Yes, this is the most annoying stuff I ever seen. They keep posting the same outfit with their faces and just the different angles in a days and also the different times with different status. Like seriously? Why do you do that a lot? Can you imagine? 1am Here I am. 2am Still here I am 3am Well, still here. Anyone here? 4am Left, going another place, guess where Im going? 5am Gotcha, here I am. 6am Hello everyone good morning !! etc etc. Yo, you don't sien I also sien la wei~

Nvm, another case is. OMG OMG, 4 days, I'm going for plastic surgery. 3 days, I'm nervous. 2 days, OMG, I'm gonna kill myself now. 1 day, damn I'm fucking excited. 3 HOURS before, here I am. 2 hours, here's my room. 1 hour, these are all the money I'm gonna pay. 1/2 hour, Goodbye friend.

1 day after surgery, OMG, is fucking pain and it's fucking killing me. 2 day I think I'm pretty! 2 and a half day Gosh, is still pain. 3 days later, Oh no~ 4 days later it's getting better. Etc etc.

I honestly don't care about your diary, but if you made it public, you get my attention.

7) Everything throw on Facebook

Here we are! Like I said, everything! First, I met this guy. He is so cool. Then, I'm falling in love with him. He is so perfect. I could do everything for him. After that, we are in relationship. Then she posted whatever it is. Omg, this guy kick the dogs on the street. Omg this guy smell the neighbour underwear. Omg, this guy eat it after he picked his nose. I'm gonna break up. Oh he said he is sorry. Oh And I think I forgave him. Oh, smelling neighbour's underwear is something fun to do. Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Enough !!

Ok, anyway, I know we could just unfriend or block someone if we dislike to see what they posted. BUT, it's kinda like childish act if we did that. So I always tell my friends to hide all the posts from that fellow. End of story.

If you dislike to see, blind yourself. But if you too afraid of pain, hide the posts.