[ Me, Myself and I ]: Reasons Why You Shouldn't Get A Freelancer As Gf

1) Full of surprises

We are always full of surprises in term of flying around. We could be telling you: Bi, I'm going to Malacca this weekend ya. When we are back, we will be like: Bi, I'm flying to Pangkor ya this week. Then when we back again, Bi, next week I got another job in Penang ya. We are always flying around even though we are not air stewardess. Obviously you only get to see your gf packing and unpacking all the time.

2) Love the job more than you

We love our job that's what make us work non stop. We could just take 2 jobs in a day, morning one job, then rush like hell to the second job. Tired but we love it because we love the money we earned.

3) Ditching you

Like I said, we are always full of surprises and also emotional sometime for some reason. Like you're hanging out with you gf, paktor,holding hand, sweet sweet. Suddenly her phone rang and she read through the message then her face changed. No, not her grandma passed away, not her pets fall into longkang, not her neighbour running naked. It's just she got a message that: Dear, tonight can work? RMXXX at XYZ from Xpm-Xpm.

Then she will be like: Bi, I want to work leh. Hanging out with you need to spend money, but I go work got money. Poor bf, he doesn't know how to respond. If he says yes, then he cannot paktor d. If he says no then he needs to face the black face gf the whole day.

See, we do love our job right?

4) Too independent

Sometime we are just way too independent that freak you out. Like we are so freaking insane in some cases. We can travel so far to a not familiar place and with people who just knew like few seconds ago just for work. Then we can be best friends with those people who just knew few seconds ago. And also if there are no transport, no car, no nothing for us to go to work in a non-familiar place, we could just grab a cab by ourself, catch a train, catch a horse just to go to work while waze-ing that place!

5) Know lots of guys and rich fellow

In every events that we work in, we get to know bunch of guys no matter they are the crew at the back stage, the event organizer, the emcee, the keh leh feh or even the guests in the event. Like in a day we will meet hundred of people. No, I mean in a few hours event, we met that much of humans. Also, there's lots of VIP, rich people, Dato Datin in the event. Then sometime those people sure come to disturb lengluis and ask for phone numbers. See, your gf market so big. You got so much of competitors.

6) Ugly

Yes, we are ugly. When we hang out with you, we show you the true face. The over damn fucking extremely terrible horrible vegetable scary naked face specially for YOU, my dear. Because while we working, we have the full make up ever in the world, highest heels ever in the world, brightest smile ever in the world, sexiest pose ever in the world. So when we see you, we almost half dying with messy hair, dirty face and casual shirts on us with the beautiful slippers that only cost RM10. Just to hangout with you. Normal people don't get to see us in this condition. Appreciate it.

7) Always busy on phone

For some reasons, I think we even busier than businessman. Businessman busy in meetings, planning, etc etc. But us, we are so busy on phone, checking if any new jobs posted, looking for replacement when we want to ffk a low pay job, finding girls for friends in an event and eat commission, stalking that bitch who selfie with your bestfriend, checking any promotion in their branded stuff and so on and on and on. When bf ask what are you busy in your phone, and they gonna be like: Oh, just jobs, well you know..

8) Pictures in her phone

When you steal her phone and check her gallery, you gonna be freaking out also. Why? Not because she has secret affairs with another rich guy but because her phone is full of pictures of her and lots of different crazy bitches. And your pictures with her are like just that few slides. That's normal and please don't get jealous!

9) Always make you worried

Yes, we are so unpredictable! We can be in Penang today and Malacca tomorrow. We can catch a train, grab a cab by ourself when you're so busy to send us to work. We sometime have an event til late night and still not afraid to catch a taxi home. We also not afraid of going to travel with some strangers that just knew few seconds ago, not afraid to get on a car where you just knew the driver few minutes ago, not afraid to photoshoot with a stranger that never met before. Being a bf, you gotta get ready to be worried 24/7.

10) Dreams

If you ask them what are their dreams, 9 out of 10 will give you the same answer.

Travel !

That's why we work so hard, earn so hard, just to go far far away to see how the world looks like.

What's that mean to you? It means they gonna ditch you here in Malaysia alone again and go travel by herself! That unpredictable bitch is flying again!

End of story!