Things Your Ex Said and How You Respond

Finally I'm free from everything and sit in front of my laptop to bullshit! Today, we are going to talk about what sohai said and how you react with it. Let's do this!

No, we are just friend

Duh, a friend who you will say I miss you all the time. A friend who you will say I want to hug you. Why don't get a friend who will pay you every month? Yea, you guys were friends few days ago and couple few days later yea? Nice one dude, nice play!

You're too good but this has to come to an end 

Did you just say an ANT??

Oh, I'm just fucking with you. You just said end hor.

Seriously? I'm way too good way too awesome and this make you go for another girl? Are you fucking kidding me? Is not april fool though. I'm not a 3 years old kid either.

I'M SOOOOOO GOOD. *rolls my eyes til the back of my brain and smirk*

Gooooood ! Sooooo fucking goooood !

You're too good and I just don't deserve

Fuck yea finally you realize you don't deserve the best, you deserve the worst one! Opps. I didn't know you like a rotten apple than a good apple. Probably because good apples are poisonous and you can't handle it.

Don't deserve then don't waste my time. Go home and play with your rotten apple.

I'm sorry

Sorry for? Can you be specifically tell me what you're apologizing for? Sorry for falling for others? Sorry for you think you gonna hurt me? Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Did you just say sorry?

No, don't be. I am the one who should feel sorry for both of you anyway. I should have left earlier so you can start earlier. I feel like I'm the one who dragging both of you. Yea, I'm serious.

Anyway, thanks to her for taking away this SOTB from me. You don't know how much I feel thankful!

Go bitch Go!

Hope I don't regret with this decision

OMG, please don't feel regret. You're doing the right choice! You have to go for something you like! Mad, are you kidding me? I'll be like Adele singing, "I wish nothing but the best for you~"

Okay, if you finally feeling regret, you can always come back to me. I promise I'll be there for you, punch you in the face and say THIS IS WHAT YOU GET IF YOU MESSED WITH ME.

We can still be friend

Yea of course but not after we have the cheating game on. You just said I'm too good. And you don't even deserve a good friend like me. So, please. Go back to your new gf and stay with her.

Let's still come out YamCha

Yamcha? You mean I'm allowed to splash the tea on your face? That would be fun. Oh, you mean we come out yamcha with your gf and I come out with my bf and then we can talk about what we did together before so both of them get jealous?

Oh, you mean just me n you come out yamcha? So you can go back and tell your gf you just have a drink with your ex? Is that what you want?

I'm okay though, as long as your gf approved your leave. Or, oh I know, you probably gonna tell a lies that you're hanging out with your old mates. Gotcha.

I'll still be around when you need me 

Gosh, you still want to haunt my life? Please don't because obviously I don't need you. Your gf needs you but not me. I'm not a cleaner, I don't clean this shits and I don't need this piece of shits.

Maybe, probably, generally, possibility just in case I'll need you in my financial problem? Then you're welcome to help. But that will be like 0.00000001%.

I won't forget you 

Please just move on and forget about me please please please. You wouldn't want to think of me when you're with your gf. You wouldn't want to think of me when I fart so smelly in front of you and your gf is like an angel who doesn't fart or shit like the Kim Jong Un in the movie of "The Interview".

This time I won't be like Adele singing: I wish nothing but the best for you too. Don't forget me, I beg. 

Just move on ! 

Keep In Touch

Oh my guan yin ma, you mean keep in TOUCH as in you still can touch me? You still have the permission to hold my hand? To hug me? Hell no, please don't touch any single of my hairs! 

AH sorry, you mean keep in touch as in texting each other yea? The problem is what we gonna talk about? The weather is hazy? Those hairs I left in your room? How you kiss your new girl? 

Oh, none of the above? Then we got nothing to talk about. 

Leave this, this and this for me as memories yea?

Aww so sweet of you. Of course of course. You can have it. So you can show to your gf that I left this for you because my god great grand pa taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate. If you know what I really mean. *Fucking evil grin* 

Yea and guess what? I have something for you too. Please allow me to slam you with chairs, punch you in the face as well so you can keep those bruises as your memories and show it to everybody. I have the best memories ever in the world for you! See how much I care about you. 

I can be your listener when you're unhappy 

Did you just say unhappy? Really? I can tell you when I feel bad sometime? So you can sit back with popcorn and coke to see the show? No way buddy. But you can tell me if you're feeling unhappy in your work, your life, your dog, your gf, your slippers, your car. 

But let me know, so I can get a popcorn and coke and get ready to laugh.

How are you? 

No no no, not this question. You don't want to know about it. If you really want to know about the answer. I have the longest essay ever in the world to describe. 

I'm like Angelina Jolie who got her wing back in Maleficent. Can you imagine how syok is it to have the wings back? 

p/s: This is not a post meant to hate me, we don't use the word HATE, we use bo syok. I'm not talking about you either, please don't follow the numbers and sit ha! If I offence anyone in this post, I apologize sincerely because you know idgaf. 

And don't worry, I only being so mean in my blog than in my real life. So don't scare don't scare. I'm just a keyboard warrior. 

p/s number 2: It does not apply to everyone because I still sometime hangout, yamcha and chatting with my exes. It's all good HAHAHAHAHA. 

Thank you and have a nice day :D 

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