Malaysia Fun Thing

Crazy with some kind of shits and forget it real soon

Like how those minion lovers. sorry to offence. I don't know how much you love the minion. I know it's super duper hyper damn extremely over cute!! I know. But what's the point you crazy for it? Satisfaction of lining up in the middle of night in front of mcDonald and get it? Showing off to your friends that you finally get it? or what? Buying it to impress your girl? Try to mention minion again after few months. See who's going to call you a stupid.

Punctuality

Oh well, I guess it's happen all the time in Malaysia. "Okay okay, I will be there in 5 minutes." and you end up waiting for the fellow for like half hour. Trust me, it always happen here. It's incredible unbelievable when you find someone who is punctual here. How so? Like I said I will be there on 5 pm. But trust me, they only started to get ready at 5 pm and get out from their house on  5.30 pm. This is how we mean 5 pm. Sad case yea And yea when they are late and you trying to call them, they will usually say I'm on my way I'm on way but they are still at their home.

Rubbish 

Opps, not calling them rubbish. This is my favourite. When you see a sign "do not throw rubbish at here, fine RM 500". Guess what? You see lots of rubbish around the sign. Trust me. I don't know if they dont' know the language or they brainless. Opps, not to offence. or maybe is fun to fool like this. "you said cannot throw rubbish ah? i want to throw ah. you blow ah!" we are so awesome and we know it! 

Rojak Language

It means we speak with lots of language in a sentence. Unless you're doing formal thing or something important. Or else you don't get to speak with Malaysian in a full English. I mean we speak in sooo many languages in a sentence like English, Malay, Mandarin, Cantonese, Hokkien, and Tamil together. 'thambi, wa ai da bao the roti canai boleh ah?" this is what we call one Malaysia. Malaysian are so weird but i still find this fun because only us will understand all these.

Slow "decider" 

They want to get something but they don't know what they want actually. Like they want to buy a movie ticket, but they end up standing at the counter thinking what should they watch. And yet they never realize they are lots of people waiting behind. Please la, stand behind and take your time to think about it. Don't waste others' time waiting for you to decide a thing. And this is fun because those others don't actually scold them. They wait quietly behind. AWESOME.

Got free gifts ah? 

Yes this is the damn fun thing. If you going to start a business in Malaysia, make sure you come with the promotion with the word of 'free'. when Malaysian see the FREE words, they will absolutely going crazy. Even when they buying stuffs, before they pay, they usually ask, got free gifts ah? what is free? got discount or not? cheap a bit a.

Accident !! 

When they see accident happen on the roadside, the first thing they do will never ever going to be stopping the car and give a hand. They copy down the plate number of the car for 4D. Tonight sure kena liao la!! They even slowing the car just to observe what happen but no intention to help at all. That's why when accident happen, it always causes big jam at that highway. ALWAYS.

Small car with...

Hahaha, this is the fun stuff. Sometime you get to see a small kancil and inside there are 6 passengers or maybe more and they even drive at the fast lane. Awesome right? kancil so smallll. How to fit in so many people? Thumbs up for them  :D

Like to cross road

They see the pedestrian bridge but they still want to cross the road illegally and sibeh "tua gong" and and dangerous just because they are too lazy to climb  the 28543975398 staircases. True true. Even there's a traffic light for the pedestrian, they still cross the road during red light. I don't know if they are colour blind or what. But it just always happen over here. And when the car bang them, they blame the car for being blind. "I so big size you also no see me? You blind hor?"

Toilet

Most of them don't flush after they use the toilet. When they are in their own house, they confirm flush it because mum going to squeeze them into liquid and flush them into the toilet. In public? Nahhh none of my business. Someone will clean it. Who cares? It's call sitting toilet bowl, but you get to see some random people actually squat on top of  the toilet bowl. yucks! And guess what? In public toilet, sometime you don't get to see those sitting toilet bowl. they come with squat style toilet bowl! lol and this surprise my friend from canada. He said he will never come back to Malaysia because of the public toilet. He wants those sitting toilet bowl. but...... yuckkksss!

That's it. Byebye~

How Typical Asian Act After They Break Up ?

1) Unfriend you on social network

 I guess it's weird to have this kind of people. Aren't is better if you keep them in your friend list and let them know that you are having good life? What's the point you unfriend them? Because you don't want to see anything from them anymore? Well, choose to hide their newsfeed then? But not unfriend by showing how typical asian you are?  

2) Still stalking you after break up 

Yep, happens all the time though. If you choose to unfriend, what is the reason you still stalking them and get to know how is everything about them? To feel more pain and to see how happy they are? Why still stalking them when you know it's going to be more pain?  

3) Delete everything 

Yepppp again. Some narrow minded people might delete everything. Yes, they do. And somehow I don't understand why do you need to delete everything and forget about it. Isn't this the reason to make you stand stronger? Shouldn't you keep it as part of your memories?  

4) Telling people they are good, and what they have done for their love one  

Yea, telling people that you are so damn good to your partner. And what you have done for your EX partner. How damn good you are and end up you got nothing. If you choose to give up everything on your partner, don't blame. Don't hate them for not appreciate it. Because you choose to do so. Don't be so damn freaking over damn stupidity childish calling yourself a stupid for sacrifice so much. Weirdo. Please, just don't make the story so complicated. No one know your relationship clearer than both of you. 

5) Become enemy  

Happens all the time. Not only asian. Like they hate each other so damn much. Calling each other a dumb ass. And end up hating each other so much and and and keep gossip non stop telling how bad their ex partner used to be. 

6) Return everything 

Ask to return everything after they broke up. Last year, I bought you a handphone, please give it back to me. I bought you an Ipad, give it back. I bought you an underwear.. etc. So called typical asian narrow minded fellow. Or return everything back to ex partner. You gave me this, Im gonna return it back to you. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR STUFF ANYMORE! (well, just throw it lah, why do you need to return it purposely?) 

7) Threaten them saying that you're gonna die if they don't come back to you 

Hello, please la. Don't be so childish okay? You want die, you die far abit. Don't act like you wanna die or hurt yourself. No point hurting yourself when your ex don't give a damn on you anymore. And this not gonna bring them back, it's only make them go far away from you. So, are you ok? 

8) Create a so damn stupid story to test if your ex still care for you or nah?  

Hello lah silly, is a stupid way to act smart. Is a good thing if they care for you, but we do care for others even though they are not friend. So it's normal if they still care for you because you guys were in relationship before. If they don't care for you at all, just shut the fuck up and stop those stories. No one give a damn anymore.  

9) telling people their ex was piece of shits  

Saying that: OMG, MY EX WAS JUST PIECE OF SHITS. AND IM SO GOOD FOR THEM. YOU ARE STUPID.

  
10) call them a big burden  

Yeppppp, call them a big burden. How your ex has torture you, making your life so unbelievable upside down, etc. Why are you still in the relationship when he/she a big burden for you? And calling them a burden after broke up? Don't be 15 16. 

 11) still disturbing them even though after broke up 

Yea, this is the most annoying part ever in the world. How so? Not by disturbing them telling how much you still love them, but keep disturbing you by saying some offensive words. Scolding them like you're his/her parents. Tell all their friends how bad is their ex partner were and make all his/her friends to hate that ex. Then make their friends scold the EX in the public. Posting all over in the facebook to tell the whole world. Stop being childish la wei. A relationship ended is end. You don't have to keep mention it to tell the whole world about it. 


*Face palm 99*  When they are good, they really good. When they hate you, you're dead.

Sooooooooo, typical or no? 

There's no such thing like you're right or wrong in a relationship, is about you appreciate it or not. If you don't, shut up and leave. (Don't pattern many many) 

Life In Redang

I know I have been abandon this blog for a month seriously. Trust me, I got no idea what to update about. Well, I'll just talk about my life in an island.

Just randomly picking some nice and fun stuff to talk about.

Ehem, I'm working here. In an island. Okay, so basically the fun part is, you woke up, you get out from your room, you face the sea. Is not just normal dirty sea, is the crystal clear damn freaking light blue sea water. Yea, I'm facing it everyday from morning until night.

Yep, this scene. When I'm suppose to work and I ended up lying on the beach chair and fall asleep there. Well, is nice to see. But it's so hot to lay over there and you will get super tanned when you wake up. But don't you feel like you're living in an heaven? You don't have to worry to pay your rents, your debts and everything? No traffic jam, no need to pay your petrol, your tol and etc? Everyone said I'm stupid to work here because I'm living in an island, when Tsunami come, you dead. Seriously? What if earth quake and you die in your house? The possibility is same as yours though.

Yea an island. Get to see lots of weird and fun people come and go. Bikini sexy ladies, super nice body good looking guy. That's not the fun part for me. I don't really feel enjoy for looking at those stuffs.

And the next thing is, everyone, I mean the staffs who work here seem to be so nice and friendly. Well, seems to be. But the truth is, they are really nice to everyone. Like when you have problem, they will help you as much as they could. Like, when I wanna do stupid thing, they will keep me accompany even though is stupid. Once, I tried to put all those blue sand in a bottle because I thought it might glow when I shake it. And ended up doesn't work but yet they still willing to help me put it into my bottle.

They said there's shooting stars every night, so they brought me to a place where you get to see stars easily and clear. And they stay with me til late of night. Like 2-3am. Just to keep me accompany. And willing to wait for shooting stars with me. Isn't this great? And yep, the best part is, I get to see it every night. But well, most of the time we spend lots of time lying there just to wait for shooting stars. The best part is not get to see the stars, the best part is all of us lying there and chit chatting, joking and playing around. Is fun.

Another best part is, they said there's baby sharks and turtles if I'm lucky to see it when I'm going to snorkelling. And yes, they willing to bring me and guide me to go snorkelling. Yep yep, and I can go out swim by myself without them guiding me anymore.

One nice thing is, some staffs here they are so damn nice. They told me they got a round island trip. So, they ask me to join. I wasn't free at the beginning but luckily my boss let me go after that. hells yea. And yep, you get to go snorkelling with few people. The whole place belongs to you only. We went to few places for snorkelling and get to see sea turtles and sharks. But too bad, I never get to snap picture. I DONT HAVE A WATERPROOF CAM. :( damn

Then the fun part is still the blue sand, you get to see it in the sea water, on the sand or on your clothes. LOL. Someone told me there's lots of blue sand in the sea water, so I ended up drag few friends along and swim in the sea. HAHAHAHA. Is different feelings to swim at night in the middle of the sea with the full moon and sometime dark night. Once, I was swimming with friends and there's lots of stars all over the sky. And and, ahhhhh! Shooting star! A big one appears across the sky and I was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LOOOOOOOOOOOOK! WE ARE SO LUCKYYYYYYY TONIGHT.

What else is nice? yea yea, the second time I swim in the middle of night without moonlight. And the best part was, there are blue sand all around us. your clothes, the sand, in the water, underwater...... whoaaaaa. I was like... omggg............. but it's too cold to stay in the water for too long. So we end up go back to room to sleep. Best experience :D

And didn't go to snorkelling after few weeks because getting bored and getting tanned and tanned like shit. But after all these, I still get a waterproof camera and snap some nice pictures. Too lazy to show it all here. Just gonna pick up some nice one which I posted before on facebook.

Made a video with some new friends in Redang. So enjoy it and have a nice day. Will update once I got something nice to write here.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151336466616691

Things To Do In Beach

Wuhooo, if you actually did stalk my facebook, you will know where I am right now!

So, basically I'm living in a island right now. A tourist island which is REDANG ! YUSH YUSH YUSH! One of my dream acheive! Thanks. Okay, so first of all, you cant imagine the sea water is so damn clean compare to Penang Island or the beach on the other side of Malaysia. Redang Island is located at Terengganu. And it takes 1 hour and 30 minutes to get to the island from there. Terengganu is a place where they haven't developed much yet. Is a quiet and relaxing place.

Back to the topic. Let's talk about REDANG ISLAND. This is the scene that I get to see every single days. You feel like living in a heaven all the time. V

1) Jump and snap pictures.

Oh well, you don't have to do this in this island only. But I realize lots of people love to do this when they are at the beach. I did that before too :p Trust me, if you actually sit at the beach for whole day, what you get to see is, lots of people, either in a gang, solo, or a couple with a camera stand. Trying to jump really high to get the picture. I did that last 2 years when I was here. LOL. Is like a trend of maybe a curse that everybody do that. Agree?

*Jump High!*



2) Lay on the sand/beach and act like a dead body.

Lol, before I'm going to shower, sometime, I run to the beach, lay down and waiting to get wet. The feelings is so damn awesome. Like everything is none of your concern. You don't have to worry about paying rent, car petrol, entertainment expenses, foods etc. And let the sea waves push you and laugh alone there. HAHAHAHA. I seem so insane sometime. Once, I saw a fat guy lying there and letting the waves pushing him and he just rolling there. I laughed so hard until my tear drops because he is fat and cute and funny when he is rollling. Opps! I feel bad now. Yea, the best part of staying in the beach. Just lay there and relax and listen to the sound waves like nobody business and you don't feel like going back to the reality and materialistic life ever!

*Dead body found*

3) Blue Sand ♥

Blue sand, I bet not every beaches do have blue sand. What the hell is blue sand? Basically when I tell my friend about this, they got no idea what I'm talking about. Oh well, blue sand is actually sand in blue colour. And that's not the fun part yet. The fun part is the sand glow in the dark. You can't see it in day time. Night time, beside the beach when everywhere is so damn dark. Try to look onto the sand, kick it, step it. And you will see something glow in the dark in blue colour. I got no idea what the hell is that because I failed to search it online. Some said is a living things, some said is a foods, etc. No idea. I get to see it when I run to a quiet and dark place and look for it. And I saw it everytime. It disappear really fast. I mean the brightness turn dark. I tried to keep it in a bottle because I thought it might glow when I shake the bottle but I ended up failed. My friends called me silly. But I'm so glad that they willing to do silly things with me.

And well, I can't snap the pictures of blue sand because it's too dark. How I wish I have my camera with me!! Phone just can't snap any shits of it ! God damn, so maybe you could try google image. But fail. because it's not easy to capture it. Oh well, come experience by yourself. I can show you if you want to :D

4) Stars

If it's not raining on that day, you get to see stars all over the sky. During midnight, the stars even more. I mean is like all over the sky. Is not easy to see stars all over the sky if you're living in a big city full with tall buildings. Well, stars all over the sky is not the best part yet. The best part, best part best best part is, you get to see shooting stars easily. Not really that easy because sometime you need to wait and be patience. But you still get to see it.

*Place where I need to go over :D *

 Like what I did these few days. Purposely climb to a big rock which is kinda far from where I'm staying. Go through all the scary and dark route and climb up to the rock. Lay down and look onto the sky. You will be fucking melting! Trust me ! ! ! Is all over the sky.

And lucky, everytime when I go, I get to see shooting stars easily. But I know it gets more during 2am on wards. I feel so sleepy everytime on 1am and went back to sleep. LOL, might get a chance to stay up late to check on the shooting stars again!

Oh well, people just love to observe stars isn't they?

Once, I went to check on blue sand. WOW, I feel bored and went back. While on the way back, I will need to cross over a long bridge. On the bridge, I get to see those blue sands when the sea waves knock them on the small rock. Blue sands glow. Melt. And you look up the sky, there's stars all over the sky. Friend made a joke saying, those stars fall down and became blue sand.

Trust me, it's so beautiful.

Living in a big city doesn't get to see, unless they drive up to a hill to see. Or maybe a big field. Lay down. But oh well, I melt so many times already over here. Too bad, I wish I could bring my family along.

5) Pick Sea Shells

Ah, I bet most of the people do this. But in redang, I don't see much sea shells tho. Coral yea! haha. Most of the girls pick sea shells and bring back as souvenir lol. Girls. Unless you bring it back and you make a beautiful bracelets or something nice. Or else don't bring back and leave it in a corner of your room like a rubbish. Thief, thief. Did that before?

6) Sunrise

Most of the people, when they go for vacation at a beach. They will get up early just to see sunrise. Wow, the beautiful scene. But til now, I haven't go for it yet. Because too lazy to wake up, or stay up til late just to wait for sunrise. Maybe next time. LOL. Oh well, I did that when I was here before but we get to the wrong place to see sunrise. I don't know where is North, South, West, East. *blush* Then we end up do nothing after that. Ahhh, woke up at 5am just to see!! and get to the wrong place! Well, beach is easy to see sunrise because you don't have to climb up to the hill.

I'll share my experience here when I finally get to see sunrise here! Promise.

My friend have a plan for me. Is like: First, we go to check on the blue sand in the midnight. It gets more in the midnight. Then climb up to the hill to wait for shooting stars. Lying down there and maybe sleep for awhile. After that, go to the other side of the beach and wait for sunrise. The best plan ever. But yet I don't get a chance to do that because I always complain that I don't get enough time to sleep. Not enough sleep.

When I woke up early to go jogging :D
I saw lots of people snapping pictures, so I Joined them :p
Alone. Is awesome !

7) Snorkelling

Hahahaha, not every people love to go snorkelling because they don't know how to swim and they are too afraid to go on water even with their life jacket. For me, God damn it. I love snorkelling so much. Not really snorkelling but swimming. I love the feelings when you're on the water, in the water or whatsover. Swimming is the best exercise though! I didn't really get a chance to follow my friends go far place to go snorkelling because I don't have time yet. But working here, you can go to snorkelling anytime and it's free ! You don't have to pay too. Best yea?

Once, my friend brought me to go snorkelling nearby. You need to swim a distance just to get into the deep sea area. I told them I don't need a life jacket. But they force me to wear it. After swim like an hour, finally I'm allowed to take off my life jacket. And the feelings was like: Oh damn, FREEDOM!!!  You can swim easily and freely in the deep sea. See those fishes, or maybe those fishes seeing us more. LOL.

I only get to see baby sharks. Small one. :( Will go for big one next time! When I get the chance to go deep deepest area for snorkelling. And one more fun thing was, my friend caught a nemo!! And he gave it to me and put it on my hand. TRUST ME, IS SO DAMN CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then he put it back and said you can't simply let it go away, need to put back to the place where you caught them because they got their own houses. It's awesome.

8) Hammock

Oh yea oh yea ! Lying on hammock and listen to the wind blowing, sound of the sea waves is so damn relaxing and with a cold drinks. Throw away your phone for a while. Stop the chatting on the phone. Whatsapp. Posting stuff on facebook and comment shits. Stop that for a while and take your time to enjoy all theses.

Lots of people actually line up to lay on the hammock and relax like heaven. Yuhooooo~~~~~

9) Enjoy the scene of bikini girls running on the beach

I don't care you're a guy or girl. But when a girl is wearing a bikini, wooooo, everyone will look at her. HAHAHAHA. Because it's sexy! And guys usually nose bleeding. Oh well, me too. Hahaha. Can't take an eyes from her.

And one more thing is, yoooo!! Guy with 6 packs is absolutely killing me too. bahaha. oppsss, sorry. Just, we are here to look at all these free shows. Didn't we? Hahaha

I get to see this everyday. . . . . . . OMG

10) Drink at the beach

Sometime I got no idea why those people come here for holiday but they ended up searching for clubbing, drinking to get drunk. Why? I thought you're here to enjoy and relax. Why the hell you still doing stuff that you can do in the city? Different feelings when you get drunk at the beach?

Well, my fun part is, I used to have a thought that whenever I'm sad. Sitting at the beach drink beer, or maybe 100 plus is really relax and you will feel released. Even though is not. Now, whenever I'm sad, I really have the feelings to run to the beach, jump into the sea and get wet. And everything gonna back to normal. Because I'll laugh and smile alone there. But I ended up feeling so lazy to go back to my room to shower. All over again to get wet.


Oh well, get a few drinks and sit beside the beach at night. The feelings are maximumly super duper hyper extremely damn fun and enjoy and relax and fantastic and brilliant and awesome and excellent! ! !

FYI: I'm working here for like few weeks. Before I actually get here, my family stopped me because they said is just a small island with nothing. You can't do anything. You will get bored real soon.

I have to say that, you're wrong! Even is nothing, but whatever you do is just gonna make you happy. Like walking along the beach is better than you stuck in the traffic jam everyday. Lying on the beach is better than you lying on your bed thinking how much money you need to settle your debts. Counting stars on the sky and waiting for shooting stars is better than thinking what to eat everyday.

I might be narrow mind a little bit like my friend said, I tried to run away from reality life because I don't want to accept the truth that the world is reality. You need to work hard to get $ to pay off debts. You get your salary, you pay for your rental, your car petrol, tol money, foods, drinks, normal expenses, and entertainment expenses also. At the end, you only left few hundred for saving or maybe you finished up everything.

Me, I get pay like how everyone does, and what's different about me is, I don't have a chance to spend my money. Everything is like provided. Free foods, free stay, free accommodation, free snorkelling. In your perception, maybe I'm childish. But what's the purpose you stress yourself so much?

Conclusion, I didn't regret at all for making this decision.

Anyway, if you're interested to come over to work or vacation, pm me on facebook ! *wink*

People who pissed you off

Ahh, finally. Finally I'm free to update my blog after I abandon my blog for few months. Can't believe this !

Well, basically I'm not busying with any stuff. I moved to an island, work here and well. The truth is I wanna run away from busy life. And so, I woke up everyday facing this beautiful blue sea. And night, what I used to dream about is sitting beside the beach and listen and look at the beach. It's beautiful. But I ended up going back to my room every night, shower and sleep.

That's a little bit about my life recently. Let's get back to the topic.

PEOPLE WHO PISSED YOU OFF

(1) Love to show their shits

People like this is usually useless. They are soooo damn freaking good in speaking, telling lies and saying that their father is a human. Opps. I'm sorry people. A goooood example for you maybe.

"See, I done all my jobs. Even your jobs I done it for you. "
Basically it means he is damn hardworking. Done his own stuff and even for others.
Sorry, but hello. I don't care what you have done. But please lah, you do it or not, you don't have to tell the whole world. People will see it by themselves. Don't you think you're a little bit of childish saying all these stuff like people actually give a damn?

Aren't it feels like, mummy mummy, see I've washed the toilet. I'm great right?
Oh fuck yes, mummy will absolutely know you did wash the toilet. I think is cute for a 3 years old kid to say that. But hello lah uncle. how old are you now? Stop acting like a kid la. Who the fuck care what you did! Shut the fuck up !

And and and, wah wah I tell you. They love to show off that they get some luxury stuff. Wah, I tell you I tell you, you know what my friend showed off to me? He has a dslr camera -______- and I was like.. DSLR? So? It's not like you owned a house with swimming pool. It's just a camera. What so proud of? And you know, I never get to see his DSLR. And this make me feel like he is cheating because I told them that I love camera.

(2) Telling grandma story

Wah this one. I tell you har!

People talk to you. So the conversation is like: You know, I'm the oldest in my family. Whatever I do my parents and siblings not dare to stop me. I remember when I'm 5 years old, I did.., when I'm 5 years old and 6 monts I did.., ..., ..., ..., and then...

Wahlau, I tell you I tell you.Unless you're superstar, a famous chick, the hottest guy ever, the brilliant man in the world, or whatever coolest shits ever. I don't mind listen to your grandma story. But hello la, Mr ABC beside the street, I don't care what you did when you are 5 years old until you 50 years old. I don't care. Pity me abit la. I need to listen your story from 1pm to 1pm another day. Just kill me.

(3) Talk is different than do

OMG, I have friend who said she loves being clean. You're not allowed to step on my bed when you haven't shower. You are not allowed to put your dirty stuff on my closet. You should clean your shits everyday when you get back home. You should...,

Wah, then the next thing I realized about her was, she never wash her plates after she finished eating. And she put everything on the basin and don't give a damn. Whatever she used, she left it beside without cleaning it. And I was like...................... Fuck you bitch. You're being like a beggar who stay down across the street.

Opps, I'm sorry bitch. Most of my friends said my blog is only like scolding people. Okk, change channel.

The next thing is, my another friend. Wah, a grandma story teller uncle which is younger than me. You know ah, last time I earned more than 10k a month one lo. Last time I what what what.

Yes uncle yes, it's all last time. What about now? You don't even earn 10 cent ok? Can you stop talking? You do it and show me and I'll listen.

(4) A typical MAN

Whoa, you know what's a typical man usually say?

You girls should do this, We men will do this.

Is like telling girls that, you should stay at home clean the house, wash the clothes, sweep the floor and take care of kids.

LOL, uncle. It's already 20 century la. Do you heard of 男女平等？

Male and female is equally the same. The different is female need to duck to pee and you stand. Please la, nowadays no girls are willing to stay at home do nothing and wait for you to come back home after work also. Is because they know you actually don't afford to take care of the house at all. So please laaaaa please laaaaa!! Kanasai eh, you really think you can meh? Stop acting like a man when you're not.

Don't forget your mother is a female also. And your grandma also.

(5) Control freak

Yes, this is very normal and it's normal to piss you off. Like your mother, I just gave you RM100 yesterday. And today you want another RM300? You're not allow to go out this week! Stay at home and study. Like your father, I told you not to choose designer course, you should choose engineer. Better future baby. Like your partner, why did you hang out til so late with your friends again? Like your boss, I will deduct your salary next month.

Omfg, don't you feel that you don't have any any freedom at all? Like whatever you do, wherever you go, ... whatsoever la. It's like god looking at you. It's like the murderer say: I know what you did last summer.

I got a plan, kill all of them tonight so you're finally free~~~~!!! Come on let's party! I'm just kidding.

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After all these shits, I came out with a conclusion.

For the first type of people, Well, you should always feel pathetic to them. They are lonely, that's why they need to do something to attract you. And they want to prove to you that they are actually capable.

For the second type of people, you see, they have live in this world for so many years and they just want someone to be their listener. They have so many stories that they want to share. So be good, listen to them quietly and don't interrupt them :')

For the third type of people, don't care la people like this. As usual, be a good listener. Listen to them. It's cool when you have someone to talk to you. It's better than forever alone.

For the forth type of people, trust me, sometime this kind of man is more attractive :D ! So, see thing outside the box.

For the fifth type, one day you will regret of hating all these kind of people. When they are gone, you will cry for few years. Its true.



So conclusion is, when you see things outside the box, nothing can actually pissed you off ! And finally. I learned how not to piss off. God bless me.

Reasons why you should/shouldn't watch MAMA [horror movie 2013]

1) To get pissed off.

First of all, usually, the main character [MAMA] never appear in the beginning. So you gotta wait like thousand years wondering what the hell and who the hell is MAMA. Til climax, finally, MAMA is coming!! And you waited for thousand years until she appears. 

2) To get scared. 

There are few scenes where the kids, mama, and whatsoever jump up suddenly in the screen with the super loud sound to scare the shits out of you. If you like that kind of feel, go ahead and watch it. I was sitting beside a fat big sized indian man, and it's quite funny when the scene comes and how he jump. The guy beside was so stable at the beginning of the story and I laugh when I saw him get scared hahahaha! Yes, in the cinema, I heard lots of people laugh after and before the scene is coming! Weirdo everywhere 

3) To cheer yourself.

Finally, when you get to see the MAMA appears. God bless you. Your first reaction will be: You laugh. Second reaction: You laughed harder. Third reaction: You laugh out loud. And then you keep laughing laughing laughing because you started to feel stupid and wondering why the hell you're sitting here to watch this movie?! 

Beside, I already started laughing at the beginning of the story when I saw the 2 kids. Shittttt. I wasted my $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. 

4) Spend your money 

If you got no idea where to spend your money, maybe you can watch it to waste your time and money. The movie is actually takes you 1 hour and 40 mins. Or maybe less. Best way to spend your time if you got nothing to do in a mall.

5) Make the girl hug you.

Watch it alone or with a girl. Make the girl hug you and scream: 'Oh fuck you, so scary. I don't wanna watch this movie anymore.' Hahahaha, a big chance for you to say: Dont scare baby, I'm here. Or maybe a random fat girl sitting beside you waiting a chance to hug you. Hells ya!! Try your luck if your single or going after a girl now. HAHAHAHA.

6) End of the story
I'm not gonna tell you how's the ending. But if you watch pokemon season 1 before. Maybe you know what I'm talking about. Because it's so damn freaking extremely over damn stupidy funny and weird! HAHAHAHA. Mad, I can't stop laughing again now! hahahahaha

Overall, the movie is not that bad. Everyone has different perception.
Anyway, watch it or no, go ahead. And let me know your feedbacks! HAHAHA. 

Types of Guys Girls Looking for

I believe I've been so damn lazy to come over this site to update shit when I know nobody cares. Oh well, I'm just kidding. I'm being so lazy to even go on my laptop.

Let's gossip again.

Forever alone all the time? Hmm, guess you're too good for girls or you're just piece of shits?

1) Caring
Well, being such a caring is attractive. But don't be over caring though. Like checking all her stuffs on her phone, ask her where she has been all the time, stalk her etc. That's creepy don't you think so? :/

Just moderately caring maybe? Like how's outing today babe? Don't check on her phone without her permission. Gosh, that's private. And you're stupid when you found out something you shouldn't have seen in her phone and there goes the fight. Isn't that annoying? You look for problems.

The caring is actually means like care about her when she's sick, sad, mad etc. And she might tell you to go to hell but just stay there for her. That's the caring means! Don't be creepy and check who she hang out with all the time, what she did, where she went. That's scary! They love being care and pamper like a kid no matter how tough they seem to be.

Anyone in your mind now?

2) Mr Driver
Bahahaha, not apply on all girls if they have a car. For me, yes! :p

Working as freelance is not easy, you got jobs at different places and you need to travel to different places all the time. Oppps, sorry.

Imagine there's a guy. A guy who willing to send you where you want to go. A place where you got no idea where it will be. A guy who willing to pick you up after you work no matter what time is it. Just to make sure you're safe. Awww, that's freaking sweet yea?

Wouldn't you melt when you found this kind of Mr Driver?

3) Mr Doctor
When you get sick, you actually don't give a fuck on taking all those medicine. You don't even give a damn to consult doctor. You rather sleep sleep and sleep. Well, basically most of the people don't really take good care of themselves. Including me :D !

And yet, there's a Mr Doctor force you to consult a real doctor. Bring you all those medicine and force you to swallow it. Just to make sure you'll be fine the next day.

There's a silly brought me medicine in the middle of night because I got a bloody running nose. Oh well, in the middle of night.

Bingo!

4) Foods Delivery
Like I said, I don't take good care of myself. I don't eat much. I can combine 3 meals into 1. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, I'll eat it in 1 meal. That's why I realize I'm getting weaker and weaker. Lack of nutrition. Hahaha.

Most of my friends are actually the same. They stayed at home, too lazy to go out and get something to eat and they end up eating instant noodles at home. Gosh, we're just lazy bitches.

Imagine if a guy delivers foods to their house and feed them eat? Treated her like a princess. Wow, fantastic.
Stop dreaming! Imagine there's a guy delivers foods to your house, make sure you take your breakfast. And wash all those plates after you done? Where can you find this kind of guys?! Just imagine

5) Mr Sandbag
When you freaking pissed off, angry, mad and the first thing you want to do is scold your pet. Punch your bears. Pinch your cats. Kick the doors. Knock your head.

Imagine there's a Mr Sandbag appears and let you do whatever you want on him. Wow!

You can punch pinch kick knock scold, whatever you want. It's free. How nice it would be?

6) Mr Listener & Mr Surprised
When you're sad, and you don't feel like talking. You just want to stay on your bed. Do nothing. Cry alone. Scream to the top of your lungs.

And suddenly, your phone rang. "Hey, I'm outside of your house."

Guess what? Surprised.

You got your favourite foods! Cakes, Icecream, Chocolate etc. And then he's ready to listen to your problems. There goes a surprised visit, and a surprised best listener. And cheer you up when you're sad. Where can we find this guy?

7) Mr Chef
Bet most of the girls nowadays don't know how to cook. Only know how to hold their spoons and forks. Including me. :( I don't know how to cook. Not as good as my mom's generation.

So I guess I can't survive at all if I had to move out and live by myself. I mean, maybe? Grab a recipe book and throw whatever into the bowl. Well yea.

Imagine there's a guy who willing to cook for you! Whatever you wanna eat! Omg, win! Marry me please! My friend said I should just married a chef because I can't cook and I don't willing to learn. I just want to eat.

8) $$$$$$$
Yes, most of the girls dream to marry a rich guy. Rich guy who love them very much. Hello lah, you think you miss world ah? You think you top model ah? You think you got 36D ah? You think you graduated from Master ah? Stop dreaming la sayang.

I don't wish to get a rich guy, because they won't be loyal to you. Even if they are loyal, there will be lots of bitches actually trying to eat him. So what for you bring problems for yourself?

Well, get something stable and secure. A guy who is not that poor until not enough money to eat and keep asking from you. Wah, not that scary. A guy who is not rich but willing to spend on you. Ahahaha, spend on me! Don't worry. I won't ask you to buy me LV bags, Gucci and all those shits.

Buy me a house enough! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Just kidding.

Is true. You don't need to be rich, you need to be capable in earning your own money. And that's it! All those money you got from your parents is not yours! So no point.

9) Mr Photographer
Wow, I love to snap pictures. Damn, I love it so much. Isn't it good if you have a photographer to go along with you anywhere and snap good pictures to capture good moment? Well, basically this is only apply on me. As I know, most of my girl friends don't really like to be infront of the camera.

hahahaha some people they love to snap pictures to remember the good moments. Yes, a guy who willing to snap lots of pictures with you! How sweeeeeet it could be? God damn it!!

Send me one, god. Hello! You hear me?

10) Mr Loser
Hahahaha, what I meant was, you always win in every fights. Oh god, you didn't win. He lets you win. Imagine if he's pissed off and punch you. I'm sure you will be dead and lay in the hospital bed. If you being not reasonable and yet he lets you win and willing to be the loser.

How sweet it could be?

I know what you're thinking. You think this guy is a stupid useless coward idiot brainless stuff. Well, in your perception, yes. But in others' perception, maybe it's not. It's sweeeet :D



That's it. If you really found this kind of guy. You're fucking dead. Why?

You will got a disease.

Princess Sickness!