Crazy Stuff To Do

I always have some random and stupid stuff that i wanted to do. But doing it alone is no fun. So I wish there are some crazy girls will do it with me together. lol.

1) post shits on fb
We shits a lot. Sometime it's healthy sometime is not. Sometime I'm random sometime I'm not. Sometime you wish to share your awesome shits on social network just to tell others that you are healthy today!! 

2) bold together
Girls have long hair. But most of them always have a thought that what if I'm bold? How does it feels like to have no hair on head? What if all of us get bold together? Are you gonna be with me? 

3) walk back to Taiping
I'm staying in kl, sometime I wonder how long could it takes to walk back to my hometown which is 3 hours car journey. How weird is that seeing someone walking on the highway day and night? 

4) selfie?
Some Malaysian are sporting some are not. What happen if you randomly ask someone to selfie? They either run away or cover their face. But some might selfie together. So I wanna try and see how many times you got rejected, how many times they make you happy.

5) climb on a tree
Go to a crowded place, climb up a tree. Hide yourself. When people pass by, say something creepy but make sure they can't see you.

6) Act like secret Agent
Hop on a taxi and wear like secret Agent, tell the taxi driver Tolong kejar kereta merah tu!! Cepat!!

7) Racing grocery carts
I always wanted to do this. Did it with my brothers but that was at the parking lots. This time I wanna do it with few girls lol, screaming and running and pushing the grocery carts in tesco, giant or aeon. Waiting to get scold and chase out by the security guard.

8) Dress up like a male
I wanna do this like long time ago. Have a short hair wig on my head, wear like a male, walk like a male, talk like a male, and hit on girls like a man! (:

9) Pretend like foreigners
Pretend like a foreigners and speak lousy and no-one-understand English at the reception or counter in a tourist place. Ask if this place nice or big? How many zebras in this zoo? Got dead people in museum? Ask it in lousy English.

10) Stop your car on highway
While you going for a long trip and you get bored in the car, stop your car on the roadside with double signal on so no cars will bang on your ass. Point you fingers to something in the jungle, ask your friends to join. Soon, you will heard in the radio that the highway is having a massive jam. Hahahah, people are curious. I wanna do this.

旅行时最讨厌朋友做的事 Part II

1) 我的衣服很不配~

我试过一次在我很烦恼着要怎么去一个地点，搭几号巴士，哪里下车，首先要问哪个路人等等。我真的在烦恼着的时候，我朋友竟然跟我说了一句：“Eh, 你看我的衣服。很不配厚？早知道不要买。那时候我的感受就像从瀑布掉到谷底。我完全是想把地图丢掉，然后说是咯，很不配。走，我们再去买多一件你满意的衣服再去吧～　:D

2) 从来不带Power bank

有时你不带Power bank就算了，连充电器也不跟我带。我真的很想用我的内裤包着我的充电器，那你就找不到了。明知道旅行还不带，以为跟我用一样用samsung就可以一直借我的来用，都没关系，我的电话没电了，还要很有礼貌的要回我的充电器。明知道自己没有power bank，还要tmd的狂按电话，然后还要很tmd的很厚脸皮的拿我的充电器来用。Knn eh，本小姐的电话忙着看地图找路线用到快没电了都还没用，你tmd的整天自拍那猴子脸浪费电是怎样？

3) 睡觉不关灯

靠腰~ 当我把房间搞到漆黑一片的时候，我肯定被吊死。因为跟我一起睡的女生不是怕黑，就是怕鬼，再不是就是怕人。你都不知道她应该怕的是自己吧，醒来没有把自己吓醒已经很好了。 没关系，其实重点是当你开着灯睡的时候，你的头脑根本不能完完全全休息。所以一整晚我是一直半睡半醒，因为一直以为天亮了~ Knn结果整个trip都好像没有好好睡一觉那样。

4) 抽烟

要是你有抽烟，带一个抽烟的去是还好。要是你好像我一样最讨厌抽烟的人，身边朋友一抽烟我就会用最tmd想杀人的眼神看着他叫他滚远点。所以你可以了解如果我跟一个抽烟的朋友去旅行，我的脸会有多臭！因为其实重点是每吃完一餐饭，他都会说，等我下，抽支烟先。吃完另一顿饭，又来那三字经， 等我下，抽支烟。走了几步路，又来等我下，抽支烟。你知不知道我给了你多少的三分钟？！再抽下去你的肺都掉去屁股了啦！

5) 内裤放厕所

内裤放厕所，内裤放厕所，内裤放厕所，内裤放厕所，内裤放厕所！！！！
干呐塞！把内裤放完整个厕所搞到好像艺术展览这样。那我衣服该放哪里好？我毛巾要挂哪里？你搞这展览的时候有想过我的感受吗？

6) 在酒店relax

我有时不明白为什么来旅行他们都那么喜欢在酒店relax。我们又不是住什么5星级的酒店，你就tmd整天想在房间休息睡觉，那你干脆在你家附近book一间酒店relax啊。需要山长水远来到这里跟我在酒店休息没有wor?

7) 走不动

我可以走很久，可以跑，可以跳，可以爬，总而言之去旅行就是走。你才走那3步路就跟我喊累，不如你请人抬桥抬着你走好不好？要是你真的累了，不能走了我可以原谅。不过我看你血拼时可以从早上走到半夜，那对我来说你埋怨走不动是仙家我的咯。不要去嘛不要去啦，你自己找节目，去血你的拼，我爬我的山。你吹啊？

8) 走错路

当我一个人的时候，我走错路时，我当作运动。当我跟朋友的时候，我走错路，我会莫名其妙的飚很鬼多冷汗，感觉后面有一双很凶狠的眼睛在看着我了。好害怕哦！像一只厉鬼缠身一样。想到都怕。害我以后都不敢乱带路。

9) 网上朋友爱kepoh

几Kepoh？哇老，i tell u lo！他们会突然很kepoh的跟你说，我去过那边的什么什么地方之类的，然后叫你一定要去看。你的好意其实我真的心领了。如果我没问你的话，你就不要kepoh跟我讲可以吗？就好像我一心只想去看山看水看海，你却Pm我说那里的club pub好玩。我根本就不感兴趣啊。所以你是想怎样？

10) 手信

你可以说我kiam siap啦，吝啬啦，什么鬼都好啦！不过我就是不买，不买就是不买！你猫的，特地pm我叫我买这个买那个，还要烂熟的一直要手信。对你来说，手信就是顺便的啊。对我来说，买手信很不简单！不简单就是不简单。你需要用到时间，去选，去看，去摸，去找，去找便宜的。之后你需要的是力度。你要搬，你要抬，你要用力气去拿你拿所谓的手信。eh,记得，你不是唯一一个我要买手信的人喔。你也不知道有多少个像你一样这么厚脸皮的伸手要手信。最后，最让人头痛的就是你的手信占据了我行李的一部分，wahlau，你知道Luggage多贵没有喔。所以咯，你现在明白了没有！？

旅行时最讨厌朋友会做的事

我不喜欢打华语字，因为华语不是很好，而且打华语字真的有够麻烦的！

不过没关系，这次就列外一次，反正很多朋友都说他们看不明白我英文都在写什么。

我很喜欢旅行，我可以一个人去旅行看看这世界有多么大，不过偶尔也避免不了会跟朋友去旅行。跟朋友去旅行有时真的把我给气死了，是死掉那种，然后再被他们叫醒的。

1　迁就时间

有时去旅行，真的就是想走就走的。你TMD还要请假啦，这个不行那个不行。拖到来我想去的那个冲动都没了。是dry掉那种。明明下星期就可以走了，你要拖到半年后。说好的旅行呢？

2　意见很多

我愿意接受你的意见，不过如果你意见那么多的话，不如我全部让你策划就好了。干嘛还给我策划？我这样你不喜欢，我那样你不满意。你来就好，我没意见。明明说好搭火车，你就TMD嫌时间太长。好！我让你，我多出一些钱坐飞机去，你就跟我TMD嫌贵。你到底想怎样？你走路去就好，反正你那么肥，多些运动没坏！

3　叫多个朋友

啊！拜托，说什么人多热闹些，说什么多个人照顾的屁话！你要是需要人照顾的话，带个保姆去，不然带妈妈去，帮你洗衣洗内裤。热闹些？拜托，多个人多个意见，我跟你去都够烦了，还多一个。你是让我生不如死啊！　

4　除了出钱，真的没贡献

还没去之前，他们真的就只会问，要多少钱啊？给我户口，我汇给你。之后，好。我改，除了出钱出意见，真的没有贡献了。Research我做完，哪里有什么好玩我找完，怎么去那个地方也是要我自己sort it out。你就是，去哪里啊？不要去那个地方哦，那边不好玩的，不要啦。唉，我受够了，钱我给回你，你自己去可以吗？　

5　去那几天的trip，旅行包大到好像要长住

靠，小姐。那几天的trip，你的Luggage是要那么大没有？也没关系，还要不够位子装，还要好意思的把那没必要带的东西放进我包包。那时候的感觉就是，KNNMCCB。我好不容易很特地很故意什么都尽量不带，只是想轻轻松松的去，你把那个像石头那么重的东西放进我包包，那一刻我真的很想死。

6　总是很慢，让全世界人等

你要化妆，要打扮到漂漂亮亮我其实不介意。不过你下次可以早点起身吗？要漂漂亮亮，又要睡到那么迟，每次那么迟出门了还要嫌那太阳有够晒。还不是你害的！！你到底想怎样？我等你无所谓，但你还要我其他朋友一起等你，我真的觉得有够不好意思咯。不如你不用Join，自己去走啦please

7　去血拼

明知道我去旅行都不喜欢浪费时间血拼，你tmd还要去。没关系，买了一大堆东西还要我帮你拿，我真的很想半路把东西都放在路边然后自己回房间睡觉。你慢慢走啦小姐！有时还要够离谱的，手上拿着那么多东西了，还不会醒目帮我拿的。For your information，我只有一双手！

8　讲话很大声

感觉很像３８婆出游那样，讲话都很大声。我其实就站在那么靠近，可以不要用喊的吗？我还没聋都变聋了耶谢谢你。我知道，猫用嘴巴吃东西的，我知道我知道。小声点可以吗？你看别人看着我们了，我们不知道猫用嘴巴吃的，用屁股的。

9　喝水

喝水没有得罪我当然。只不过，出门总是不带水。口渴的时候都把我自备的水喝完。我真的哭了，你知道那些水放在我书包有多重吗？你知道那些水是多么期待要进我肚子的吗？你嫌重不带就算了，又不舍得花钱买。结果就喝完我的。我真的，一次旅行都不知道哭了多少次。

10　狂拍照

拍照我不介意，只不过可以不要狂的那种吗？你要自拍，你自己躲在角落拍就够了。可以不要叫我当摄影师吗？你要我摆Pose我真的可以很有信心的说我可以。你要我帮你拍？我真的不会。没关系，帮你拍真的没什么关系。可是你还要跟我嫌３嫌４。说我拍得你很肥。你本来就那么肥，你要我怎样？说我拍到很没有feel，你都没说你要什么feel你还expect我拍什么给你？问你要什么角度你说随便，不知道，哇，你真的win liao loh！



读完之后，我看我的朋友应该不敢跟我去旅行了。哈哈哈哈哈哈！

Things You See On Facebook About MH370 Incident

First of all, this is a non-offence-post about the MH370. Please don't get pissed off easily. Everyone knows about this incident and this is what we usually see on facebook. Hello, just usually see is I'm talking about, I'm not saying no or yes on their behaviour. OK? deal.

- Acting negatively people

I guess lots of people actually pissed off damn fast when they see this kind of people. Posting a status telling them to shut up and ask them go to hell lah. Even though people can post whatever they want on their facebook and it's basically none of my business or my right to shut her mouth. But still, hey bitch I know you're so busy with your life and you don't care about the incident. Do you mind, sometime, just bring your brain along while you saying something so sensitive and negative??

Ok, like I said. They can post whatever they want and say whatever negative they want and most of us might be wondering what the hell is in her brain? Don't she feel pathetic at all? It's not just 1 human life we are talking about at all. Right, you know what? We shouldn't scold her a bitch or whatsoever and share her status at all. She's obviously seeking for attention to make herself famous. And we shouldn't share it out to achieve her 'dream'. Plus, it's gonna make everyone on facebook so pissed off because of the status. Please lah.

- Sharing fake news

I'm those kind of people who don't know what should I do and what can I do. So what I usually do is sitting infront of laptop keep scrolling to see the news or go on website to check on it. I really don't know what can I do. Is not like I can join them for the searching group or investigate or whatsoever. I ended up sitting here and keep waiting for the update news.

But honestly I'm too stupid to tell which is real and which is the fake news. I even saw some people post and say everyone is alive and the flight is found and I really thought it was real. Well, I don't know what's the intention that person create it at first, it sounds like you're a good man who make it out the story and that's how you wish the ending should be. But what happen when their family saw it? A fake hope you giving them?

Then when I keep looking for another posts, still, not found.

- Creating facebook page

Is so fast, when incident happen, the first things facebookers do is create a page, get lots of likes and do they earn money for one like? I like how they act so efficiently. But trust me, is not really a bad things for that though. They have those kinds of pages which sharing the latest news or something? Pictures of everyone praying in every different countries, videos of the news in other countries, and what those volunteers do to help or something.

Yep, it always feel so touched and you feel the world is sooo beautiful.

- Fake people who pretend they have big heart

You see, some people are some kind of douchbag you know in real because they are some kind of people who don't care about stuff. But when this happen, they pretend like they got a very big and kind heart and they even say they cry for the incident hoping everyone is save in the plane.

Ehem, who's on your mind when I say this?

- Be neutral 

You get to lots of fights, wars, sharing fake news all around the facebook. Some people can't help but to scold them back. Some pretend like nothing happens and they are like: I'm so not gonna joining any of the fights. Let's just sit there and wait for the good news.

Most important is: pray. We got our own religion. So just do the best you can.

- Blaming game

When shits happen, we usually start blaming people instead of sorting a way out. So you get to see lots of blaming in the facebook telling this guy should do that or else will become like this. They should do this instead of letting this happen. And so on. So many.

We are not secret agent or people in charge and even though we got the right to speech. But then, blaming still not helping at all. Let's just sort a way out and when it solved you continue the blaming game.

- Friends start fighting/quarrel

Trust me, you seriously need to think twice. Or no, think 10 times carefully before you post anything about your thought on MH370. Is free speech honestly, you can say whatever you want but try not to piss off others or say something really negative or stupid like ask all of them go die because they deserve it. I really don't understand how they can spit out this kind of words. Need to ask their parents. okok, that's not the point.

When they post something so sensitive or maybe they actually don't have the intention at all. Hohohoho, you see war on facebook already. Their own friends are scolding them for posting something stupid. And sorry to say that, it's always so awkward to see they comment each other scolding each other and they still friends. Can you do it private so I won't see it. Or you purposely want everyone to see it?

- United !!

You get to see everyone actually posting or sharing or comment on something like Pray for Mh370, the crew, the passenger. Don't care lah. Main things is people all around the world, spend few seconds of them, silent, and pray for them. They don't know them, but yet, they pray. Can you feel the world?

We as Malaysian, shouldn't do something idiot or act negative or say something stupid at all.

Counting Stars

I love watching stars. I used to watch it beside the beach when I'm working at Redang Island. After I back to city, there's no fucking shits like stars in the sky. Then I went for a vacation in Australia, the land are so wide. I can easily watch stars outside the house. And I drag along 1 taiwan friend and 1 hong kong friend together to feed mosquitoes outside the house together before I left them :( And I keep seeing shooting stars, but my wishes never come true. Liar!!

Anyway, back to the topic. I'm so lazy to update my blog because I got like 6 posts stuck in the middle and I got no idea how to continue. Some are for commercial, some are for my personal. Well, it stuck and suck. Damn girl. 

Then I reckon doing this is the best and easier for me because I'm toooooo lazy. 

This song's lyrics is so meaningful and I fall in love with it after I heard it few times in the radio. Like few timesss. lol. 

Counting Stars Lyrics 

I see this life like a swinging vine

Swing my heart across the line

And my face is flashing signs

Seek it out and you shall find

Old, but I'm not that old

Young, but I'm not that bold

I don't think the world is sold

I'm just doing what we're told

I feel something so right doing the wrong thing

I feel something so wrong doing the right thing

I could lie, coudn't I, could lie

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

*Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But baby, I've been, I've been praying hard,

Said, no more counting dollars

We'll be counting stars*

I feel the love and I feel it burn

Down this river, every turn

Hope is a four-letter word

Make that money, watch it burn

Old, but I'm not that old

Young, but I'm not that bold

I don't think the world is sold

I'm just doing what we're told

I feel something so wrong doing the right thing

I could lie, could lie, could lie

Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly 

Sometime I get so bored at home and I will do this lol. There's always friend of mine keep asking me to sing and I always say busy, lazy, don't know that song. And finally!! I choose song that I want lol. 

Sorry if i freak you out. I always sing too fast because I'm weird. and everytime i upload an video, they resize it and it gets sooooo blur. wtf

Have a great sunday and an awesome weekend ahead.

Ciao~ 

Typical Girls we usually dislike, even we are female too.

Sorry for the lazy updating again even though I know you're not really interested to read sometime. Sometime I meant. If you're female, that's great. You probably know what I'm talking about. But somehow, if you're female again, that's bad. You might think I'm actually talking about you over here. Oh well, don't worry. It might be you, but only part of that might talking about you. Who knows? Or maybe you're not even the target I'm actually talking about. So, don't perasan please.

And for guys, if you're reading this, maybe you kinda like this kind of girls? Oh no, geli lo you.

FAKE VOICE 

Girls are born with high pitch sound compare to guys usually. But not really that freaking high la. But those girls like to act like they got a cute voice and make it sound like a barbie doll's voice? (wait, does barbie doll talks?) Ok, forget about it. Most of us don't like those girls like to change their voice into the high level of cuteness when they talking with guys. Omg, like really?! When those guys gone, the girls come to talk to us, their voice change again. Like an 70+ years old ah pek talking to us. Seriously?

I pray to god to control me, or else I'll freaking punch u into the face !!

But for your information, I fake my voice too. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

BACKSTABBER 

You know when you working in a company, there's lots of backstabber and also the free service of cleaning up your shoes? If you know what I mean? Is really normal to have backstabber to stab you at the back in order they can get promotion. Yea right? But I'm not talking about in a company, I'm talking about us in this society. You feed your dog, I water my flower and I say hi when you pass by my garden.

So tell me, I never offence you, I was just watering my flowers. So why the hell you back stab me at my back? Does that make your dog grow taller or smarter? If you're really gonna back stab me, can you be more smart a little bit? Because the person you talk bad about me actually come to me and tell me what you said. Please la, I think your dog is even smarter than you ok?

SHOW OFF

What? You work as insurance agent meh? Then why tell me you driving what kind of car or wearing what type of watch or using what kind of bag? With your kind of attitude, a million dollar of a bag looks like a plastic bag on you. Seriously honey. So please don't do that on me ok?

And also, wearing your so called branded shirts like mango, zara, forever 21 and whatever is nothing so proud of it. Dude, seriously? I throw all the shirts inside the cabinet like a rubbish and wear only the RM15 sungei wang shirts only. I don't understand what is the point you wanna show off? Oh sorry, I think I'm the one who show off now. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Please don't tell me what you're wearing because I'm wearing cheap stuff. I'm jealous can ah? xD

GOSSIP

Trust me, every girls gossip like nobody cares. They saw a fellow fall down, they laugh out loud in the public and call him stupid even though they give him a hand. They gossip about the girl always come to college with thick make up, (hello, college only wor, not dinner, why always thick make up?) We gossip whatever we see, we smell, we touch and whatsoever. I gossip too I admit it. But the thing is, we have moral in gossip too. We will never gossip about our family and bestest friend ever in the world. But we still gossip about our boy friends.

Honestly, is always so rude and you seem like a dickhead when you start gossip your own family and best friend. You tell your friend you parents are stupid, useless, and dumbass. Without your parents, you're just a stupid sperm that will gone into the toilets bowl ok? Stupid bitch, respect your parents can or not? Without them, do you think you can survive until now? They should just dump you into a plastic bag and throw into the sea to feed sharks, and those sharks thrown out again because you're too smelly and eventually pollute the sea. See how useless you are?

I don't know how could you get a best friend who always stand by your side but you actually ended up gossip about her saying how annoying and how much you dislike her. Really? YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND? If  that's so, don't call her your best friend. Call her a bitch who you hate the most. And please, stop posting on facebook telling the whole world how much you love her and how you sacrifice yourself just to protect her if someone hurt her. Please lah, don't make me swing my laptop on your face can or not?!

ACTING CUTE 

You know what? The cutest phrase of a human being is always during foetus, baby and then child. Ah, sorry about the foetus but I think is cute hahaha. Ok anyway, after you go on adolescent stage, adult and old age, please you're no more cute ok? From the physical, or internally, you're nothing relate to cute AT ALL. Don't act cute please. You've been looking cute since you're foetus, baby and child. So please don't force yourself to be cute anymore. Like anymore please. I swear to god I'm gonna throw my table onto your face and say get a fucking life you bitch.

Honestly, I don't mind you act cute infront of your family, your boy friend. BUT NOT ON ME YOU IDIOT! You gonna make me thin because I'm absolutely gonna vomit everything out since last week if I got constipation. DAMN GIRL.

A TWO TIMER 

For us, we called it 1 leg steps 2 boats. Well, male or female actually apply on this. But I'm just gonna talk about girls' perception when they did that.

So for a girl who is stepping 2 boats, guess what she's thinking?
"Please lah, if not because I'm beautiful and got market, you think I got chance to step 2 boats meh?"

If the girl's friend stepping 2 boats, guess what she's thinking?
"Please lah, she thinks she very beautiful is it? Stepping so many boats. If not because she so cheap and easily get, you think she got change to step meh?"
"Beautiful girls everywhere lah!"

ATTENTION SEEKER

Honestly, I'm an attention seeker too! I don't usually call myself fat but guess what? It's the girls who always call me fat. Only they see the fat in myself. Like wtf? I don't mind you call me fat, you got the point. But please don't get pissed off when I call you fat too. Because you really fat ma! Blow ah?

That's why, sometime you get to see me post a picture or a status saying myself fat. I'm not angry or pissed off. So if you call me attention seeker, I don't mind too. Because everyone is calling me fat, so I'm fat. Very fat, sibeh fat, Kanasai eh fat. Trust me, I don't call myself fat when I'm standing on weighting scale, I only call myself fat when I can't see my waistline anymore. You don't know what you are weighting about when you standing on it. It might be your real fat, your heavy bones and your muscle. HELLS YEA. So, sometime you see is not real. I'm fat but actually I don't! XD

ACT CLOSE

I'm sorry to say that but I'm actually quite a lansi person if we don't know each other. I don't like how random people add me on facebook and tell me: hey we met before on that event, approve my friend request. Please lah, meet me then I need to approve you? Who know if you're some kind of perverts? And after I approve you comment all my pictures like a hungry wolf. Oh I can't imagine.

Or hey I saw you before in that mall, I'm from taiping too leh! So? Do I need to add all the taiping people on facebook?

I don't even like how those girls comment on my pictures or status like we are such a close friends. Hello, ok, we might be working together for once, you're from my hometown and because you're a girl and I don't want to hurt you by acting lansi. Ok, just comment.

That's not the point, I don't really mind though. As long as you don't bitching about me behind me and still act close with me. Fuck off please. No one gonna like you! Even if they do, and that's for now. In the future, they will still ask you to fuck yourself. Also, don't let me know what you did on the last summer, well, something bad that I couldn't accept and you still freaking comment on my stuff calling me baby like we are really close. I don't want others to know that I'm your friend. Please lah bitch. You really make me want to throw my neighbour's dog to your face! I got nothing else to throw anymore!

SHOPPING BUGGER

You see? Girls love shopping. They either shop together in a freaking big group like buying vegetable, or 1 on 1, or even alone. I love shop alone. So you don't feel stress when there's friends beside you waiting for you, comment and giving opinion (usually bad opinion), buying stuffs that they love.

Common opinion I heard when I'm buying stuffs:

1) Oh, I got this one too. (So, does that mean I can't buy or you don't allow me to buy because you might think I will copy you or you afraid we might wear the same stuffs in an event or you might throw away yours because you don't want to have something same with me?)

2) Yer, this one very geli leh. (Got geli than your face or not?)

3) This colour not suitable for you at all, this one nicer. (Am I wearing to please you or please myself now?)

4) Wah, this one nice, buy lah! (You pay I buy lo)

5) Don't always wear like this, change lah. (Your eyeballs shouldn't be on your eye sockets also ma, should change to your ass hole what)

6) This style really not suit you. (My punch can suit your face or not?)

YOU COPIED ME !

They always have a thinking that, you're copying me! You're a copy cat! (meow?)

They got a new hairstyle and when they saw others doing that too, they will be like: WAHLAU, she copied me loh! I cut like this she also cut like this, i dye my hair like this she also dye like this. You try bold lo, see she copy or not?

Wahlau, this fashion I started first lo, she also want to copy me. You run naked at the shopping mall and tell the whole world is fashion, see she wants copy or not.

Please lah, your hairstyle so common, people accidentally same with you you also call them copy cat. You thought you top hair stylist in the world ah. Design hairstyle by yourself lah. So no people same with you ma. You wear like this mean others cannot wear ah? Please lah, you design your own dress lah. Make sure not same with other designer. Or else you copy cat also. Pattern liao liao. kns.

Photographer take this kind of photo you call them copy also, why don't you say you copy also. People take picture you also take. You cannot eat one ah? People eat you also eat, you cannot drink one ah? Pattern more than badminton.

Actually I still got more to talk about but I'm too lazy. I usually ended up with 10 points. Honestly, some of the points are actually talking about myself. I also very pattern one if you know me. That's it for all, if you actually feel pissed off after reading it, you kena d. I don't want to write proper english because I'm malaysian and this is how we mix most of the language together while speaking and writing.

Have a nice day peepo peepo peeeepooooo~ 

Fun Things In Melbourne

Oh well, I came to Melbourne few times. So whatever I blog might not be what you thought of. Don't come to me and say I'm stupid for simply blogging.

I realized something in Melbourne that is really unique and different with the country where I come from: Malaysia.

Crows Caw

I asked about my friend about this and she said not. So, I think it's just me who have this thought. I always heard crows caw whenever I'm at and I never get to see where are they. So funny right. And sometime I imitate how they caw and my friend scold me because it brings bad luck. Whatever. The main point is I always hear crows caw and I don't know where are they.

Toilets 

When I go to public toilets or toilets in the shopping mall. There's something I feel weird. Most of the toilet actually can see from outside. There's a line in between the door with the wall. And you can actually see what's people doing outside and people inside can see what you do outside. OMG, I mean yea, most of the toilets are like that. If you see this in Malaysia, most of the people won't go in to that toilet.

Smile 

I like this one. Is whenever you are, whoever you see, when you smile, they smile back. Don't care who are they, auntie, uncle, lengzai, lenglui. They like friendly fellow, when you smile they smile back. When you talk, they talk to you back. If in Malaysia, you smile to a random person in a public, they either think that: Wahlau, this girl like me is it? I know I very handsome lah. Or, do I know this girl? She smile to me weiiii~ So happy :D

If you randomly talk to a people in a public, they either think you're trying to cheat their money or someone crazy. OMG.

Four seasons in a day 

This is so real. This is killing every people here. The weather can turn really cold and then really hot in a day. A day is kinda ridiculous. Let's say a week. Today damn cold like only 15 degree, then can suddenly turn to 40 degree above. You can't imagine how they can survive. It's killing me already.

I miss Malaysia lo. Everyday, the whole year the same.

Red Light

From all my friends I have seen here, mostly when it's red light, they won't go through. Even there's no cars around and even my friends are kinda crazy in driving and breaking the rule. When they come to the road, they won't break the rules.

Omg, but in Malaysia. WHAT IS RED LIGHT?

Speed Up

There's a lot of road sign to show you the speed you should drive. Like for now is 80km/h, then suddenly 60km/h. Usually they slow down. OMG, can you imagine how slow is 60km/h? ? ? If kena saman, u die lo. Forever no need drive d hahahahahahaah.

If in Malaysia, can you imagine? 90km/h at this place, all the cars are usually still 120km/h the slowest. and 200km/h for the crazy one. If you got saman what will you do? *evil smile*

When the train is pack

Can you imagine when there's lots of people in the train and you don't get to sit down just stand? Look around, is lengzai lenglui everywhere. You can't imagine how happy I am and I don't mind stuck in the train.

But when there's lots of people in a train and I stuck there, I feel like crying. WAHLAU EH, SO MANY BANGLA.

Malaysian Foods 

I miss Malaysia foods already :(

You know how much it costs a Nasi Lemak here? $15!! Convert ringgit malaysia is like $45. Back in my country we get to eat RM1 Nasi Lemak lehhh!!

And I miss roti canai also. But it costs $7 over here. omg. I'm so hungry already

Water from the pipe

Yush, I like this one. You can drink the water straight away from the water pipe like in Japan. But back in Malaysia, you need to spend money in buying the water filter and pay for the money for maintenance. No energy lo.

And if you try to drink the water, sure masuk kilang d later.

Petrol 

If you buy cars here, it's like super cheap compare to Malaysia. But petrol is so damn expensive. Even though you can get a car really cheap here, but when it comes to petrol, you bankrup d.

Day time sooo long 

Day time so damn long. The sunset actually on 9pm. Can you imagine it's so bright everywhere after 8pm? I don't feel like sleeping. And what's ridiculous is, the sunrise is like on 6am. Can you imagine how long is the day time? When you woke up at 6am and it's already so bright out there.

That's all of what I could think of, please, we have different opinion, and if you are living in Melbourne, and you are not agree with what I post, please don't pissed off. Inbox me on facebook so I can correct it. Or inbox me ideas so I can add it up ;)

Omg, I'm so hot. It's 44 degree out there and you don't know what you should do at all.

Have a nice day.