旅行久了

我记性不好因为我很懒惰记东西，又懒惰写下来所以每次都东忘西忘。记得去年我整年都好像pack luggage了又unpack luggage。

所以旅行久了，我每去一个国家已经

不想拍旅客照

不是很想拍很typical旅客的照，每次想拍些搞怪白痴照留着。然后把正常的旅客照Po上网装到一副macam yes的样子。

去了才爱上那国家

记得去年我特地报名学韩语，老师第一堂课就问你们为什么要学韩语。有一个学生就回答她很喜欢韩国的文化，啦啦啦什么的。其实我一直对韩国没什么好感，学韩语也是因为我想赚多点钱！哈哈哈。后来我因为某些原因我也去了韩国（不是整容好吗！！），我只能说我爱上那边了。很多事情你要亲自体验了，看过了才可以下结论。

想说，韩国人多数都不会英文。要是你真的想去的话，要有心理准备。因为你可以亲自了解什么是"鸡同鸭讲"的情景了。

每次都focus错地方的相机！

发死呆

我真的已经懒惰到一个level了。每次去旅行我很想找间咖啡店，坐在那边几个小时。就真的一个人坐在那边想想我的未来！哈哈哈哈　坐在角落看别人聊天，偷听他们讲什么，偷看他们的唇语然后自己偷笑。旅行本来就应该放松一点，所以这样过一天我也爽。

总是最后一分钟才收拾行李

真的最后一分钟的。下午５点飞机，我中午１２点收拾然后匆匆赶去机场。我说过了我记性不好。有一次我一直提醒自己不要漏东西不要漏东西，结果很厉害我一出门时竟然忘了拿行李。还有一次朋友一直提醒我那个国家很冷很冷，叫我记得要拿适合的衣服去。结果我提醒自己要带长裤长裤。很好，去到那边我行李大概有６条长裤。猜我带漏了什么？

我一件上衣都没带到！！！！就刚好只有那件穿着去的背心。我还记得那个早上我翻了我的行李很多次很多次，然后自己在那边傻笑。我真的忘记带上衣。可是竟然记得我的泳衣。结果朋友都说我卖泳衣卖到傻了。

所以不要最后一分钟好吗！！　

不想早起

有时候我都睡到自然醒，感觉自己很欠打。因为睡迟没有虫吃了。有一些国家很早就关店了，那时候你真的要吃自己了。观光地点在还没天黑就已经tutup，漂亮的地方也关灯了。你说你看毛啊！所以一个旅程，你只需要１或２天去睡死，其他的麻烦调闹钟早点醒。

不然就住久一点，更多时间游荡。

不想计划

我很喜欢procrastinate, 没有最后一分钟我都不会去做research。尤其是跟朋友的时候我什么都随便随便随便。朋友应该都很讨厌我吧。酒店我都最后一分钟才看，有时甚至不订，去了那边才看。不过要看你行李大不大啦，如果很大你还要像我在街上游荡的找地方睡咩。肯定给朋友打死。但是要是是我一个人去，我可以更随便，只是随便上网看哪里漂亮，哪里可以搭车去就settle了。迷路了再问人，不然就自己对着地图发老久的呆。

很专心看图的时候 XD

不过其实我真的不是很喜欢planning，因为你去到那边才发现到你老早Plan好的东西却不能做。比如说下雨啊你去不到要delay，不然刚好大风吹，不然你没发现到那个地方今天没开，去到那边你才傻眼。你又要从新计划过，随机应变。

觉得世界很大，自己很渺小

有时坐地铁，我都会想这里有92349752个人上车也有394759374293个人下车，到了下一站又有这么多人上，这么多人下。我的前面也有一辆地铁也有那么多人上，那么多人下车。感觉人好多，每个人都有自己的故事。我会很想去理解他们过着什么样的生活。就算好的坏的我们都还一样活着。

住进那种backpacker hostel，跟不同国家的人睡，我又会觉得我们竟然travel十万八千里来到同一个国家，来到同一个城市，住进同一间hostel，也刚好睡在同一个房间。一个房间又那么多人，每个人都不同国家，又有很多故事。

去到海边，跳进海里，海很深，深不见底但是却很多鱼。我又会想这里我看到那么多鱼，可是它们却是大海里只占据了那么一小部分。每条鱼又有自己的故事。其实鱼又是过着怎样的一个生活。哈哈哈哈哈哈

所以很多时候我都觉得自己的问题根本就不是问题。Just enjoy life!

不要相信电视机，朋友或者网上说的东西

我记得我还没去香港的时候，朋友说她在店里看了没买东西被骂说不买就不要看。我也听说我朋友去吃东西叫他们介绍吃什么也被骂，想太久也被骂，坐太久也被骂，坐巴士也被骂，问路也被骂。所以当我一下飞机时，我脸色就变了。我跟朋友说我很后悔来香港咧！（可是也是我自己说要来香港的，哈哈哈哈）我还说你看她没有排队还要推９我。

我搭巴士的时候我已经做好心理准备被司机骂了，我问司机一个很白痴的问题。我问了他多少钱，那边明明有写多少钱了。我问了之后自己也心虚，结果司机很礼貌的回答我多少钱，去哪里找零钱来付。

我去餐厅吃东西，也是有心理准备被骂。结果里面的店员都超好人的。因为我order了又想加东西我又不敢叫他们怕麻烦，店员看我东张西望就自己问我要咩啊小姐。然后我点了之后他还会跟我说这里是比较出名这食物，热的比较好吃。结果我们两个女生吃了整百块马币的一餐。只能说真的好好吃！！！　

到另一个比较出名的餐厅，你知道啦，出名的地方更容易被骂。我们进去了就直接坐下来了，但是还是Pattern一下说要换位子坐换个风水位，又怕被骂。不过还是问了可不可以换位子坐。那店员就说某人你麦坐咯～我开心到小小声的说哇，好感动啊！！结果那店员听到就有回答我说感动就嫁给我啦。哈哈哈哈　然后也一直很好人的问我们要吃什么点什么　根本就没有想骂人的样子。好开心哦　害我怕了这么久　哈哈哈　

去买东西的时候，我们只是随便逛一间sasa店，结果有salesgirl跟着，我又开始怕了。等下看了没买会不会也被骂不买就不要看。salesgirl过后跟着我的朋友，后来我听到她说了一句：不要买没关系啊，可以试试这个的。然后还会闲聊说你们哪里来啊之类的。走出店后我跟朋友都不约而同的说那个salesgirl怎么那么好那么有礼貌！！！两条水就自己在那边开心。

所以听朋友说，看网上人家写香港人有多没礼貌不是信不过。只是每个人的遭遇都不同。重点是face problem　哈哈哈哈哈　还是那句去了才下结论。　


很想知道他们的文化

你去了才很想了解他们的文化，其实我对很多个国家都没有认识。是完全没有，只是偶尔看机票便宜就订了。没有人会特地去google search那国家的历史是怎样的好吗！去了你会觉得eh?为什么他们会这样？为什么他们都有这种习惯？很多东西网上是找不到的，你一定要亲自去了看了体验了问问当地人才有答案。我在韩国觉得很奇怪的是为什么我到处都见到有人在刷牙！！为什么那么帅的男生都在路边随地吐口水？你可以看到地上很多口水的其实哈哈哈哈哈。还有为什么他们都那么那么那么那么的尊敬比他们老的人！！

所以我都很故意的找帅一点的男生来问，wae wae wae oppa <3 p="">
不想去旅客会去的地方

有一次在民宿跟其他房客闲聊，就有提到都去哪里玩了。我说到了一个地方，她回答我说：哦！那边啊，我每次去都看到好多中国人哦。那时候我就觉得，去每个旅客都去的地方，我只是拍张照，做个纪念，留下几条脚毛就没一回事了。

其实要是想真正了解一个地方，我会选一些没有人知道或想去的地方，我会想认识一下当地人，问他们通常去哪里消遣。那种地方才是最漂亮最原始最没有人的地方！我本身出身在一个小地方，所以来到KL我会觉得少了些东西。就比如你要是来我家乡，我带你去waterfall，带你爬山，游泳跑步，在山顶过夜。其实小地方，没什么人才是最好玩。

所以我到外国我会想这样玩。

想一个人

其实我没有不喜欢跟朋友去旅行，只是跟朋友去的话会比较难认识新朋友。因为总是堆在一起。我试过丢下我朋友一个人在民宿自己去找那边的朋友玩（我那个朋友其实很怕一个人的我也不知道为什么哈哈哈哈）但是她又不想打扰我。所以我怕她一个人会怕，我只出去２个小时就买了一堆饮料回来在房间陪她聊天。

我也试过介绍我的朋友给对方认识一起去玩。中间人其实很尴尬的。因为等下他们不小心吵架我就死了。

我也试过丢下另一个朋友在民宿然后说我想下去下面的咖啡店喝咖啡。然后我有问她要不要一起去。可是她已经换好衣服躺在床上很舒服的按电话了。其实我是故意等她洗了澡才说我想下去那咖啡店喝热巧克力欣赏一下风景。因为我真的每次出国都很想坐着想东西写东西。可是都被朋友冠上emo queen的名称。不是这样的好吗？？平时很懒惰写东西，所以偶尔想故意找借口给自己坐下来写下自己要记录的东西。不然我很快就会忘记，真的很快很快。


不喜欢买手信

因为我懂我花了钱买来送给人，他们都会丢了不然就被放在房间某个角落，不然就忘了有这东西存在。所以啊，买什么买啦。随便给他们一条毛就可以了。要是真的有心要买给比较重要的人，我会特地买在那边才买到的东西，或者食物。最起码这里买不到吃不到。

Spontaneous

我很随便，今天想这样就这样，明天要那样就那样。Don't plan, let's just be spontaneous. If you don't know how to go that place, ask those people around you. Talk to strangers, don't rely on your phone. Stop facing your phone when you're on vacation! Go and get to know people around you. And get a bf as well.　

其实我骗你的，我是到了完全不知道怎么去那个地方的时候才舍得开口问人。哈哈哈哈

进一步了解跟你旅行的那个朋友

真的，去旅行真的可以了解你的朋友。你会发现到平时的她很粗鲁没礼貌，到了外国她就像个妈妈一样的保护你。你会发现平时对你很好很照顾你的朋友，到了外国却是很自私什么都只为自己着想。

那我要找男朋友的话也要跟他去旅行先，要是他都没什么怪癖还是坏的一面，我就直接跟他求婚了。


如果你梦想成为富婆，请你去旅行。你会恨不得把名牌包交易成下一趟旅程，你会发现物质的享受是短暂且空虚的。

Travel while you're young and able. Don't worry about the money, just make it work. Experience is far more valuable than money ever be.
　
Good night :)

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What I've Been Busying

I always want to update my blog but recently I got no idea what to write about. Usually the idea comes out before I sleep or when Im insomnia. But I've been so busy all the time and I fall asleep so fast everytime I get on my bed. I got no time to think what to update in my blog.

So, let's just have a random post.

I always want to have an alone time for myself but I don't know why I don't get the chance to do so. Sounds like lansi-ing right? HAHA. I went to Thailand early of this October planning to have an alone time to do my own shopping because from that I got more time to think about random stuffs. So I  bought flight ticket few days earlier and caught a bus to the airport super early and sat there do nothing. Then what the hell, I saw my Australian friend at the airport, he's flying to Melbourne and our boarding time are the same. Luckily we managed to catch up for a bit.When I finally think I can hop on the flight and get some rest, OMG, there are whole bunch of guys sitting the same row to me keep talking to me. Let's just forget about the alone time.

Finally when I reached Thailand I was like so freaking tired and it's raining and I got the serious headache ever in the world. I fucked up at the first day because my taxi driver cant find where's my hostel located. I actually haven't booked any places to stay. I was randomly booked a flight ticket and decided to fly few days later then I planned to get a hostel when I reached there. But the worst part is it was raining and I have to carry such a big luggage walking on the street alone. My taxi driver did his best to find for me but he failed and he can't speak english. Then I randomly went to a hostel I saw on trip advisor before and checked in. Then I thought I could start shopping but it's still raining and I just ended up da bao some foods from 7-11 and there goes my first day in Thailand.

The next day when I woke up I was like: YES LET'S DO SOME SHOPPING! I was so busy the whole morning spending my money HAHAHAHAHA. Then I already have a plan what to do in the afternoon and the evening. When I back to my backpack hostel, OMG I bump into one of my friend from Malaysia. I wasn't sure it was her so I text her on fb and we were like WTF this is so funny! Then we started to chitchat in the cafe! OMG. Then she introduce one of her friend to me and I got no time to be alone for the rest of my day.

Then the next day before my friend leaving to malaysia, I breakfast with her because she's unhappy with some stuff then after she left I was like hohohoho, my time to be alone. So i dabao my foods from 7-11 and my favourite beers!

This is basically what I like to do. I don't really drink alcohol because I never like the bitterness of the drinks. But this! is! my! favourite! because it taste really like raspberry! I love to sit beside the window and drink and then yea start thinking about my future. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! That's the favourite moment I had in the solo trip in thailand. But trust me, 1 hour later, one of my roomate came back and she asked me to go shopping with her and I was like: Why not? I still have to get something! Then I spent the whole day shopping with her. It's exhausted wei ! 

See, I really want to stay alone. During the night I thought I could finally rest early after a long day shopping. But I ended up hangout with the 2 roomate til 3am! OMGGGGG. 

Had so much fun with these 2 fellows on that night! HAHAHAHA. 

So here goes my failed plan of staying alone. When I'm finally back to KL, I got no idea how I got so busy until today. I've been hanging out with friends, like 1 day 3 dates. Meet my friends to pass them bikinis like 1 day to meet 3 girls. Then friend from oversea came over to visit. Then go to post office to post my bikinissss. Then part time job sometime. 

And then have to spend some time with my bitches or else they will get upset. Plan some trips for a short vacation. Thinking how to sell more bikinis. Reply customers' messages. It's funny when I ended up become friends with those customers. Chatting like crazy bitches even we don't know each other. Busying photoshoot for my bikinis as well. 

Then I kinda busy with organizing bikini shooting. Welcome to join anyway! 

Here's the link: Bikini Shooting

Ahhhhh! Everything are kind of things that I love to do!!! 

And I kinda enjoy busying life like this :3 

This is a random post after a long time. I just want to stay active so that they know I'm still alive. 

               

These 2 are my hot selling bikinis!! Check it out :D 

K thanks bye!

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Things Your Ex Said and How You Respond

Finally I'm free from everything and sit in front of my laptop to bullshit! Today, we are going to talk about what sohai said and how you react with it. Let's do this!

No, we are just friend

Duh, a friend who you will say I miss you all the time. A friend who you will say I want to hug you. Why don't get a friend who will pay you every month? Yea, you guys were friends few days ago and couple few days later yea? Nice one dude, nice play!

You're too good but this has to come to an end 

Did you just say an ANT??

Oh, I'm just fucking with you. You just said end hor.

Seriously? I'm way too good way too awesome and this make you go for another girl? Are you fucking kidding me? Is not april fool though. I'm not a 3 years old kid either.

I'M SOOOOOO GOOD. *rolls my eyes til the back of my brain and smirk*

Gooooood ! Sooooo fucking goooood !

You're too good and I just don't deserve

Fuck yea finally you realize you don't deserve the best, you deserve the worst one! Opps. I didn't know you like a rotten apple than a good apple. Probably because good apples are poisonous and you can't handle it.

Don't deserve then don't waste my time. Go home and play with your rotten apple.

I'm sorry

Sorry for? Can you be specifically tell me what you're apologizing for? Sorry for falling for others? Sorry for you think you gonna hurt me? Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Did you just say sorry?

No, don't be. I am the one who should feel sorry for both of you anyway. I should have left earlier so you can start earlier. I feel like I'm the one who dragging both of you. Yea, I'm serious.

Anyway, thanks to her for taking away this SOTB from me. You don't know how much I feel thankful!

Go bitch Go!

Hope I don't regret with this decision

OMG, please don't feel regret. You're doing the right choice! You have to go for something you like! Mad, are you kidding me? I'll be like Adele singing, "I wish nothing but the best for you~"

Okay, if you finally feeling regret, you can always come back to me. I promise I'll be there for you, punch you in the face and say THIS IS WHAT YOU GET IF YOU MESSED WITH ME.

We can still be friend

Yea of course but not after we have the cheating game on. You just said I'm too good. And you don't even deserve a good friend like me. So, please. Go back to your new gf and stay with her.

Let's still come out YamCha

Yamcha? You mean I'm allowed to splash the tea on your face? That would be fun. Oh, you mean we come out yamcha with your gf and I come out with my bf and then we can talk about what we did together before so both of them get jealous?

Oh, you mean just me n you come out yamcha? So you can go back and tell your gf you just have a drink with your ex? Is that what you want?

I'm okay though, as long as your gf approved your leave. Or, oh I know, you probably gonna tell a lies that you're hanging out with your old mates. Gotcha.

I'll still be around when you need me 

Gosh, you still want to haunt my life? Please don't because obviously I don't need you. Your gf needs you but not me. I'm not a cleaner, I don't clean this shits and I don't need this piece of shits.

Maybe, probably, generally, possibility just in case I'll need you in my financial problem? Then you're welcome to help. But that will be like 0.00000001%.

I won't forget you 

Please just move on and forget about me please please please. You wouldn't want to think of me when you're with your gf. You wouldn't want to think of me when I fart so smelly in front of you and your gf is like an angel who doesn't fart or shit like the Kim Jong Un in the movie of "The Interview".

This time I won't be like Adele singing: I wish nothing but the best for you too. Don't forget me, I beg. 

Just move on ! 

Keep In Touch

Oh my guan yin ma, you mean keep in TOUCH as in you still can touch me? You still have the permission to hold my hand? To hug me? Hell no, please don't touch any single of my hairs! 

AH sorry, you mean keep in touch as in texting each other yea? The problem is what we gonna talk about? The weather is hazy? Those hairs I left in your room? How you kiss your new girl? 

Oh, none of the above? Then we got nothing to talk about. 

Leave this, this and this for me as memories yea?

Aww so sweet of you. Of course of course. You can have it. So you can show to your gf that I left this for you because my god great grand pa taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate. If you know what I really mean. *Fucking evil grin* 

Yea and guess what? I have something for you too. Please allow me to slam you with chairs, punch you in the face as well so you can keep those bruises as your memories and show it to everybody. I have the best memories ever in the world for you! See how much I care about you. 

I can be your listener when you're unhappy 

Did you just say unhappy? Really? I can tell you when I feel bad sometime? So you can sit back with popcorn and coke to see the show? No way buddy. But you can tell me if you're feeling unhappy in your work, your life, your dog, your gf, your slippers, your car. 

But let me know, so I can get a popcorn and coke and get ready to laugh.

How are you? 

No no no, not this question. You don't want to know about it. If you really want to know about the answer. I have the longest essay ever in the world to describe. 

I'm like Angelina Jolie who got her wing back in Maleficent. Can you imagine how syok is it to have the wings back? 

p/s: This is not a post meant to hate me, we don't use the word HATE, we use bo syok. I'm not talking about you either, please don't follow the numbers and sit ha! If I offence anyone in this post, I apologize sincerely because you know idgaf. 

And don't worry, I only being so mean in my blog than in my real life. So don't scare don't scare. I'm just a keyboard warrior. 

p/s number 2: It does not apply to everyone because I still sometime hangout, yamcha and chatting with my exes. It's all good HAHAHAHAHA. 

Thank you and have a nice day :D 

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What Freelancers Usually Have

Birkenstock

I don't know why but most of those famous freelancers usually have a pair of birkenstock. Like 7 out of 10 actually have it! When I ask them why do you spend a RM300 to a sandal? They give me no answer. I asked if it's comfortable and they only say so so lo. Then why tell me why?

When I'm walking in a mall and I see girls who wear birkenstock, I naturally judge them as OH THESE GIRLS MUST BE A FREELANCERS AS WELL!

p/s: One of my friend saw my blog and she said: Geo (she's kind of girl who is too lazy to call my name), I saw your blog and what you wrote is so damn right! But hor, I have to tell you Birkenstock really comfortable.

Then we walked pass birkenstock and we went in and I tried one of it and I was like: WTF, is true!!!! Damn comfortable. So, what she said to me was: We work til so hard, always wear high heels and torture our legs. We need to pamper ourselves also.

Conclusion is I spend the fucking Rm300 on a sandal also. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pandora

I never know how expensive these things could be until one day I was ordered by my friends to buy birthday present for a girl. So I was walking around the mall thinking what girls nowadays are crazy about til I come to this shop. I have budget in getting the present, so the moment when I walk in Pandora I was like, wtf is these? Knn, this also costs RM500? Seriously? The small charm also RM200? Wahlau eh !

Until one day the article posted up saying pandora does not worth the price, then I don't see girls wearing it anymore. Why they are so crazy about it at the first place? Tell me why!

Tr/Zr

Please don't call yourself a freelancer if you don't have a tr/zr. No, I'm just kidding. I don't have one either. But I have to be honest that these things really create a lot of girl god on the internet. The pictures that you snap using tr/zr can cheat die your billion trillion of fans! Is fucking true.

My advice is, if you want to boost your followers in your instagram, buy a Tr/zr and selfie everyday. Confirm everyday got new followers d. CONFIRM!

Random names on the phone 

Just because we don't know their name when we trying to apply jobs and also because we need to save that fellow number to whatsapp them. So we usually ended up coming with lots of weird name in our phone. I remember I saved those girls' name as halloween, ipoh, replacement, sungaiwang, bikini, outstation.

One day when I scroll back and I started to wonder what the hell with all these names,

Mouth 

I realize they have one mouth and two ears but they only make use of their mouth more than their ears. They talk more than they listen. Is really funny when they ask me question and I answer and they didn't hear it and they keep talking. Why do you ask when you're not listening and you only want to tell me your answer? Why?

God created us with 2 ears so we can listen but why? When I think back I worked with a girl before and she keeps talking and when I answer she's not even listening and she keeps talking telling me about her stuff and I started to check my watch to see how many hours do I need to listen this speech. Is really torturing when there is only one way communication. I have to face her 4 days, 8 hours/day, 480minutes, 28800 seconds! x4 days. WAHLAOEH!

Souvenirs

You can't imagine how many souvenirs and free gifts we get in every different kind of jobs. Free cups, free pen, free notebook, free cap, free bears, free keychain, free free free. I don't know why I get it and it actually waste of spaces in my home. But free wor! Just take it!

You will see many other people are so crazy about free stuff in the event and you just feel like grab one just because... well.

Beautiful Nails

They usually have beautiful and long nails! I don't know why but most of them just do! Why am I calling them a them when I'm one of them? lol

Strong Legs and strong hearts

We can wear high heels and stand so many hours! You say yeng mou?! For me is like: Nah I get used to it already. But when people came to us and start to ask how the hell can we stand the pain for so many hours, then only I realize WAH, yao hai wor. No matter how pain it is we don't give up! 

Tag

We have lots of lots of these! But I threw away most of it because I don't know what to do with them. These tag are so powerful when you're in the event! You can walk in and out without queue HAHAHAHAHA. But it's useless after the event. So we keep it or throw it.


My mum always ask why do you still keep these? Next event can use is it? Mum, is free and is for me to keep as souvenirs ok.

Photo

Only able to find these pictures, can't remember where are others. We get so crazy when we see there is photo booth. Then we get all these pictures then I don't know what to do with them anymore. hahahah. When I found all these then only I realize OH, I TOOK PICTURES WITH THESE GIRLS BEFORE!!  I seriously no idea what to do with all these.

Once I selfie with friend and I showed him the pictures. This guy very clever, he scroll almost my whole album and he say it in a very jealous way: Now like that la, so many pretty girls don't want introduce to me. YEA, our phones really full of pretty girls ! HAHAHAHAHA.

K thanks bye~~

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Type Of Awkward Moments of Mine ♥

Sometime I read my own blog, I feel so awkward because I can't believe I ever write it in public, friends and family are reading it and I was like, Seriously? Did I ever write this at the time? OMFG should I delete it now?

Is even awkward when I work and friends came to me like: Eh, you are the one who write the blog? Omg, I read that. My mum even read it too. My neighbour saw it too. I showed my uncle also. I teach my dog to read them loud too! Wah, I feel so awkward when everyone look at me when I know they don't give a fuck at all.

I feel awkward when someone asking a question and I answered it then I realized he's not asking me. Is even awkward when someone say hi and I hi back then I realized he's saying hi to another girl behind me. Wah, paiseh loh.

Worked as an usher for prize giving in a company event and nobody brief us nicely what to do on the stage. End up organizers push us to the stage and pass the prize to the winner and you got no idea who to pass and everyone on the stage and off the stage are looking at you walking with a huge question marks on their head thinking what the hell is this girl doing on the stage, she's suppose to give the prize to the CEO, she's suppose to carry 5 prizes at once. What's on my mind was:  OMG OMG PLEASE DON'T FALL DOWN AT THIS TIME.

I'm not a social person when I'm not working. So it's awkward when I need to hangout and dinner with bunch of people who working in the same company and I'm the one who is jobless sitting aside. Listening to their alien language talking about their fun time in working and I got no idea what the hell is going on. I feel so odd because I wish I dinner alone instead of spending my time with aliens.

Is even awkward when everyone decide to have seafood for their dinner and I'm the only one who is allergic to seafood. Sitting there looking at everyone sucking their crabs, chewing their prawns and swallowing their lala. I only sit there eat fried eggs, taufu and white rice. Everyone gonna tell me the same stuff like: Georgina, your life is no fun. Seafood is the best foods ever! And I'll just have to wait one more hour til they finished all their foods.

Using a sony phone right now because my last 2 phones were dead because they can't swim in the water. Finally get a waterproof phone and it used to give me lots of problems. So I finally go to service centre being so angry and fed up wanna tell them why the hell this phone so suck?! When I show them my phone, my phone works really well. And I was like: OH MY PHONE, NOW YOU DO THIS TO ME?

Get to know lots of friends in my jobs and usually bunch of us will sit down together chatting and gossiping. Most of the time I don't know who they talking about and most of the time I'm out of topic because I wasn't listening. I only start listening when everyone looking at me and I was like: Oh damn, they must be asking me something and I don't know what is that.........

The moment when you're sitting in your friend's car and your friend is obviously mad at something else and putting their anger in the car. The awkward moment makes me feel like GOSH I NEED TO JUMP OUT OF THIS CAR LIKE JACKIE CHAN.

My foreigner friends tried to search my name on google and saw lots of my pictures and they thought I'm a very famous person. Actually I got no ideas why I put lots of pictures on internet.

When friend drag me to a vacation just because they need more people in their trip. I usually end up being so odd walking around alone, text alot and scroll alot on phone without even want to put an effort to talk to those people. Why the hell I'm even here with them? I rather stay at home counting how many hairs I have on my head.

In every jobs I work, I usually end up exchange phone numbers with girls or instagram ID, facebook etc. Is awkward when they come to me and ask babe, you wanna buy insurance? Not really, I will dig a hole and bury myself when I'm dying.

I'm kind of girl who won't make up while walking and eating in the shopping mall. Sometime I even wear my old glasses and slippers overall look like obasang. Super awkward when you will accidentally bump into your friends at the big shopping mall. I usually like: Seriously?!!! There are 5 floors, west wings, east wings, south wings, north wings and 230578349763497 of shops. How the hell we can meet at the same mall, same spot at the same time?! I hope she won't tell others how I look like XD

Kthxbye

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Instagram的美女

有时做工朋友都会问有instagram吗？我follow你！然后我都会：哦，跟咯。然后话题就会变成eh，那个xxx你有follow吗？她真的很漂酿哦~~~我都很无奈的说：没有乱follow别人啦。只follow自己的朋友。

然后那朋友就会开始开一些很多followers的女生给我看。看了这么多，我有个结论了。虽然会得罪别人，可是我真的不是冲着你来说。麻烦你准备一杯冰水，讲中的话你就要把冰水对着脸来泼。

她们的instagram多数都po：

1）旅行照

好像不用做工这样的，整天看到不是在这个国家，不然就在那个国家。整天只check in机场１，机场２，好像是她们第二，第三个家一样。超羡慕的。我这种苦命的妹纸都得花上做半年的工才存到自己要旅行的地方咧。

２）酒店照

很羡慕的。我真的纯粹羡慕，不是妒忌。她们已经真的好像不用工作了，还真的有钱去旅行是住５星级的酒店。你说啊，你告诉我，她们到底都在做什么工？人家freelancer，我freelancer，我存到钱住的地方是backpacker hostel。她们竟然是５星级耶～我的天呀～爸爸都开银行吗？

３）自拍照

漂亮当然要自拍，这我清楚了解明白。我身边有哪个女生是不爱自拍的呢？但是她们的自拍照真的很sok。我的自拍照拍了只留给自己看，都不好意思share。因为我没有那大到不能解释的眼睛，那挺到很夸张的鼻子，那很想让人亲下去的小嘴，还有那真的是尖到可以拿来当谋杀暗器的下巴！我真的很羡慕她爸妈可以把她生到这么漂亮，又那么有钱。

４）姐妹照

有自己的bestie当然要一起拍照留下好的回忆。可是为什么她们的bestie不是长得像范冰冰，就是长得像angela baby。其实人美真好，可以跟那么多明星拍照。我身边的朋友不是像路人甲，就是路人丙。同人不同命呀～

５）血拼照

其实做freelancer给人就的感觉就好像你美就可以了，好像什么都不用会就等放工拿钱了。真的好像站着摆美等钱收罢了。这种想法其实是对了一半，也许也没有一半。首先，你一定要有一张人脸，懂得化妆，还有懂得穿高跟鞋，会穿高跟鞋走路，站随便那几个小时，都还要对着全部人笑哈哈。不然就要我们厚脸皮的跟不认识人讲话，宣传一下活动。回到家你以为我们可以睡觉吗？你真的以为我们就这样睡觉？！你懂不懂我们还要特地用化妆水卸妆来吓自己的妈妈？敷下面膜才可以安心的去睡觉。

所以重点是赚回来的钱我们都只能说那真的是我们的血汗钱。也可以说要是你把我们丢在shopping mall我们是可以强到一小时内花完我们的血汗钱。厉害吧？其实一次血拼就够我们穷一个月了。你可以想象她们竟然是经常去血拼！是一星期好几次的！这真的好强！买的也不是金河广场的standard。是那种贵到我从来都没听过的牌子。

告诉我，你们钱是那里来？

６）新玩具照

很羡慕。她们整天都有机会Post那些My New Toy的照。我的妈呀～我的new toy除了是小时候那些洋娃娃之外，我真的是不够钱经常可以有新ipad，新iPhone 6，新自拍神器。总之只要有新的玩具她们都会有。永远走在潮流的尖端。我这种小咖已经落后到就算骑马也追不回了。

７）食物照

她们很尊重食物，每次食物一到，她们一定先拍先Po才可以安心的吃下去。应该惟有这样那食物才容易消化吧。很让我羡慕的是，她们吃的食物都跟她们人一样那么漂亮。人美叫东西吃都特别美的。也难怪我只会吃mamak的roti canai。样子长得那一piak一样。她们每次吃漂亮的一餐是够我叫１０００片的roti kosong了。

８）没有男朋友照

她们这么完美的天使几乎是单身的。因为在别人眼中，女神应该都很多人追了，所以搞到她们没有男朋友。几乎是完全没有和任何一个男生合照的。是没有。真的好像我的roti kosong这样kosong。好羡慕。就算真的有和男生合照也是一大班的。恩，一大班好。这样人家就不会说你是非。

所以如果你想要多点人跟你follower的话，你只要跟着这几个方法来做就行了。应该可以的吧。加油！　

我也有instagram可是我不是美女

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