Mature Guy VS Childish Boy

Seriously I wanna write about this post long time ago! And please, don't shoot me or give me those hateful comments if you dislike what I wrote here. Be mature.

To be honest, I have lots of guy friends who are younger than me. Seriously. Please, don't feel like I'm writing about you here. It's just something I see in common of all my friends are. Okayyyy~ Don't point your gun on my head and shoot me if you feel like you're the one who I'm saying here.

First, from what I see. Please, don't kill me. I need to keep repeat this. Not saying you here.

A childish boy will try to drive like a mad cow and to impress you or to scare you. And they will asked me: Are you scare? Basically, they expected me to say: "Oh no, please. I'm scare. Don't drive so fast!" Then they will have the satisfaction if I said that. But I usually ended up said: Err, did you actually drove fast? I don't feel the speed. Or I might said: What the hell? Why the hell you break? What the hell wrong with you? Get the hell out from the seat, let me drive!

A mature guy drives. Make sure you put on seat belt and sit quietly there. And the worst part is, they drive like a tortoise. Seriously. Like: No speeding. Follow the rules. Damn polite. Oh my Goddd. What the hell wrong with this man?! It's green light, move move move!!

A childish boy, for this, if your bf is a childish boy. Look. How they keep you as their barbie dolls. Hey, barbie doll. What did you do today? Who did you hang out with today? What you guys did? What did you buy? What did you eat? What you wearing today? etc etc. Lots of questions until they don't remember what they ask before. Seriously, I don't mind telling you all these stuffs. But don't you think you're much more scary than my parents now?

A mature man, your boyfriend. He will not throw all those questions to you and make you answer it. He knows you well. Knows what you usually do when you hang out with friends. He will only ask when he knew something is wrong. Wow, mind reader!!

A childish boy, ever seen a kid keep talking beside you. Making all those sound effects and make noises. Fiuuuu~ Broom~ Woooo~ Piang piang piang~ Aiyak! Yes, this is it! A childish boy, love to gossip and tell you something bad about the guy live next door, tell you the dog shits in front of his house yard, the granny who wash the toilet in mall. Dude, don't you feel tired of gossiping others? Seriously? Why the hell you telling me all those shits about others? To show me that you're good? Sorry, you make me think opposite now.

A mature man, tell you what's good what's bad. And those annoying bored but meaningful quotes so you can apply in your life. Girl, learn this, learn that. You shouldn't do this, it's gonna spoil your reputation or whatsoever !

A childish boy, pretend like a mature man saying: hey babe, marry me. You don't have to work to earn money. You just have to stay at home, cook, wash clothes and clean the house. Hello, why don't you just hire a maid to do all  that? If you think you really so capable and able to feed me, go ahead and say that. But seriously, look at the economy now. Are you sure you can do it? You don't even afford to get yourself a house yet.

A mature man, said the same thing. But prove that he is capable. *Hello, need to explain here. Not saying female only choose males who have houses and cars*. Just to tell you that, don't make those promises and give them hopes if you know you're not capable. This is what I meant. If you can't, just say it. We don't mind work and cook together. More sweet :)

A childish boy, when they fight in the public. They will ask you to go first or they will protect you when they fight. Seem so protective right? Feel sweet right? *OMG, he is so cool ! He can fight !!! Kung fu~ haiyak!! And he even protects me when he fighting and this causes the enemy hit him on his face*

A mature man will never fight in front of you and they gonna settle the problem by using their brain instead of fight to prove them you're stronger. Dude, seriously, we are human. Are you acting like an animal? Fight to get foods? *Again, I need to repeat this, if you feel angry of what I wrote, I apologize sincerely. But tell me, why are you angry? It's because you seem like one of them????*

A childish boy, laugh and scream in the public to attract attention! Do you have friends like this?! Omg, seriously I tell you what!! I feel damn shame when I'm standing beside. What the heaven wrong with this boy? Are you a monkey?

A mature man, you won't see his emotions. [Bored, am I talking to a wall?] You never catch him. [Is he actually laughing on my jokes?] They don't show much in the public. They respect you.

A childish boy loves to ask you bunch of questions and wish to get to know you. And when you reply him: dude, it's already showed. Why are you still asking me?! And he will answer you: I want you to tell me and the sentence will end up with love love love love love. 

A mature man won't ask you. He will try to observe you. [Yiewww~ sounds like a creepy man!]

A childish boy will ask you what to do when they facing a problem. God damn it babe, I shit on my pant! What should I do now? *Go wash your ass now idiot!* 

A mature man will solve his problem and wipe his ass by himself without letting you know and make you worried. 

A childish boy will buy those expensive and useless thingy. Or they prefer something nice in physically. err, expensive and useless thingy. Basically what I meant was, what they paying for the product is actually higher than the value and the benefits they get from the product. I'll give you an example: A product which has the same function with other brands. Dude, seriously same function same things. But the childish boy actually pay RM2k for that and we can actually get it in RM200. Big different right? So, conclusion. The childish boy: Cool ma, let people see what brand I use. Yeng bo?! [ Sei mei? Haven't start to earn money and spend money like a mad cow ] 

A mature boy, don't even know what the brand is. Only go for something he likes without caring so much. Like those elderly said: You don't have to buy something luxury to impress others, impress others with what you have inside you. Or another one, don't show off what you have, you are good as long as your wallet is fat enough. 

A childish boy, force you to listen the songs he likes. "Eh, this song nice. Bababadadadalolololdududu, you got no idea what the hell the song is actually creeping. Hello, your cd got problem??" And you gotta listen to the song for the whole journey in the car. 

A mature man, concern what you like and sometime listen to what he likes. He is happy when he sees you smile. He gives you opportunity to turn to another channel. Try to know what you like. 

A childish boy, playing with you, hold your hand, keep look at you when he is driving. Dafuq? I don't have insurance and I think he is probably selling it.

A mature man, pay attention in driving. In short, bored to sit beside lol ! [Oi, talk to me laaa~]

A childish boy requires you to make up and dress up pretty when hang out with him. So he can show off to others how pretty the girl he is dating with. *Wuhooo, this pretty girl is mine!!*

A mature man stops you from make up so much and dress like normal when hang out with him. Natural is good enough. What you have internally is eternal. [ I swear I will dump the guy who ask me to make up when hang out with him! lol ]

So, boys and mens. Which one are you falling now? 

Lastly, I'm gonna repeat this again and again. Im writing this not to point at you. Don't perasan ok!? 

That's it! Bye♥♥♥

When we were kids

When you claiming you're getting older, think twice. What about your parents?

When we were kids, we used to beg our parents to let us have pet. But kids usually 3 minutes hot (change mind really fast). And end up, your parents are the one who take care of your pet. And you ignore your pet like you don't give a shit. You even feel it's so annoying.

And now, we grown up. If we have our pets on our own. You realize there are lots of work to do for a pet. You need to buy foods for them, feed them, bath them, play with them and talk to them. It's not a easy tasks. Imagine you have brought trouble for your parents when you want a pet before. They have you, and because of you, they have another pet to take care of.

When we were kids, parents don't let us to eat too much of snacks. They told us is bad for health. This and that. But we won't bother to care so much because it doesn't harm us.

And now, we grown up. We know eating too much of snacks is bad for health. And we are the one who need to stop them from eating something which is bad for their health. But this is different, they are getting older. They will easily fall sick if they ate the wrong things.

When we were kids, our parents always seem to be like heroes. They know everything, they taught us lots of things, they told us what to do and what not to. We learned a lot from them.

But now, we grow up. We are the one who taught them how to do this, how to do that. They seem weak and clueless for the technology nowadays. And sometime, we don't bother to spend time to teach them. We don't even teach them patiently and call them stupid. You wouldn't know how sad they are when you said that.

When we were kids, we feel that our parents look handsome and pretty.

But when we grown up, we saw them changing. Their hair turn white, hearing ability decrease, they can't see things well. But yet, we still laughing at them. We talk to them without patient when they can't hear properly and start screaming at them.

When we were kids, we used to play with them. Jogging, swimming, exercise and race with them. And we are the loser always.

But when we grown up, we realize they don't have the ability to race with you anymore. They turned tired really fast and you have pretend like you're loser and let them win.

When we were kids, we shits and pees like we don't give a shit. And yet, parents teach us patiently and change pants for us.

And when we grown up, and parents getting older. They might shits and pees everywhere. Be patient to them, don't feel shame and scold them in the public for making you shame. You wouldn't know how guilty they feel when that happens.

When we were kids, our parents scold us when we did wrong. But we used to scold back when we think we are right. You don't know how much you've hurt them.

And when you grow up, what you think you're right before is actually wrong. Totally wrong.

When we were kids, changing bulb, fix the sink, repair washing machine those kind of tasks are always parents' job. You don't know anything.

You grow up, you realize they don't have the ability to do that. And you should be the one to do it. Stop pretending like it's not your job. You're not a kid anymore.

When we were kids, we always wish to get the hell out of the house to stay away from them for being so annoying.

You grow up, you moved out, you're free from your annoying parents. But there will be one night, you cry because you miss how they used to be so annoying. Because they care.

When we were kids, everything seem so new for us. You want to try everything and how parents stop you and you fight with them.

And now, you grow up. You know smoke, taking drugs, alcohol, speeding are all stupid things you ever done. You fight with them because you think you should try all of it.

When we were kids, you call them stupid when they worried about you.

Now you grown up, you call yourself stupid because you made them worried. You wouldn't know how restless and anxious they could be when they know something happen to you.

Seriously, some parents are nightmare for some kids. But yet, they are the one who bring you to this world. Without them, I don't know where you could be now. Still a sperm?

Sometime we call it explain when they think is fight back. But, they always have their own reason. Be quiet and listen to what they say. You don't have to explain so much.

Please, be nice to them when you can still do it now. Because time never wait, we are growing up and they are getting older. We won't know what's gonna happen next.

Appreciate the time you with them ♥

Fear of alone?

Oh gosh, finally I'm willing to get my ass here to start a new post. This is so unbelievable. I've been so busy for nothing? So yes, now. My topic will be alone? Wuhoooo~

 First of all, most of my friends are too afraid of being alone. Seriously, what the hell wrong with being alone?! I have a friend. She is way tooooo funny! I hang out with her in a mall. I told her to wait for me at one place because I don't want her to follow me to do my stuff and need to walk all the way back. So I want her to wait me here instead of following me walk so far. And she gives me a pity face and say: Don't leave me alone here T____T

 I laugh out loud ! HAHAHAHA.

 Seriously, what the hell wrong with being alone?!

I guess lots of friends are too afraid of being left behind when they are in a big group? Is like, the whole bunch of friends are sitting there chit chatting and laugh. And there should be one fellow left behind like people don't even give a shit. Right? or no?

Look, the fellow surely sitting alone there and emo and cry over there. HAHAHAHA. and surely post a status on facebook and say: I HATE BEING LEFT BEHIND! or something like that. Are you one of them? lol

But to me, when I'm in a big group. I seriously don't like it. It's too crowded and still crowded. Although I know it's fun to chat and laugh when sitting there. But most of the time when I'm with a big group, I will be the one who disappear and sitting at the dark side. Duhhh, I'm not emo. I just like being alone and enjoy the silent more.

Seriously, there's nothing wrong with being alone.

oh yea, I do have some friends who keep complaining they are alone. Always alone. But alone in sense of couple. They are too kind to get a girl/boy. Too kind? And that's why, they have lots of friends around them, but not bf/gf. The ALONE word always come out from them when they are with lots of friends around. Dude, seriously? Are your friends are all transparent? Because if you feel alone because of that, I think I'm the one who are the most ALONE-est in the world.

I usually hang out one-on-one with friend because I think the conversation is easier. When it's whole bunch of it. I seriously don't know wanna talk with which monkey. Too much of monkeys laughing and doing silly things. Which one wants a banana?

Seriously, I love being alone.

I actually booked a flight ticket for myself to fly to Penang. I always want to travel alone to other places but most of the time I didn't get a chance to. So, I'll take this as a small experience. Fly myself. And it's fun. Wait, alone is not that scary.

When I travel with a friend, most of the time I depend on that fellow. I will let them to remember which is the number gate, which is the counter and which is the flight. But when I'm alone, omg, I force myself to remember everything. If I forget it, I need to walk back to check on the number gate again. Yea! I love being alone like this.

And, when I have problem. There's no friend beside to help me up. So, I will need to go for a stranger or information counter to ask. Yes, this is what I like! Hahahaha, asking direction is one of my favourite thing to do!

 In that trip, I actually travel with flight, ferry and bus alone. Errr, it's fun. I'm not lying. It's seriously fun! :)

If you ever travel with me, most of the time, you see me sitting alone being quiet in one place. Dude, stop saying I'm emo. Sometime too much of useless things running through my mind. And sometime I wanna enjoy the nice environment alone. When you come to a nice place, nice environment, you will want to enjoy and see how those shits work. When a fellow beside you, it spoils everything. HAHAHAHA. It turns up like: OMG, LOOK! THIS IS SO COOL! or OMG, SEE! SO NICE! OMG OMG OMG.

Seriously, being alone is cool. Shopping alone? NO? To me, YESSSS!! When you shopping alone, you get to decide what the hell you want. You don't have to ask people beside: EH, which one nicer ha? This one or this? Aiyoyoyo. Don't know which to choose leh. Then you spend another 10 minutes looking at the stuff and turn to your friend asking the same thing again.

Seriously, wasting your own time is nevermind, wasting your friend's time is dead penalty. So conclusion, shopping alone. Take your own sweet time to decide what you want. Know what you like. Choose want you want instead of listen to fellow beside. And no regret!

Seriously, being alone is not end of the world. Try to have fun when you're alone. Because most of the time you don't get a chance to be alone. Too much of random people appear in your life, walk, pass by and byebye. Enjoy when you get a chance to be alone.

 Being single, alone, is not that bad. You can do whatever you want, whatever you wish to and don't have to explain to them what you wanna do. It's actually quite a burden when you can't do whatever you want because of your loved one. Fuck this shit!!

 So trust me, I love being alone!

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When others teasing you, you should say this!

1) Your boobs are small. Do you even have it?

Hahahah, I bet you always say this to your friends. Right? But before you say this, think twice.

Guys, before you say this. You really need to think twice. If your dick has the international size. Go ahead and tease the girl saying her flat or aeroplane or whatever. But if you don't have. Shut the fuck up please. What consider boobs for you? For you, only D E cup are only consider boobs. Those A B C girls are nothing? Flat? Is your eyes okay?

And hey, guess what? Those flat girls could actually wear a push up bra or maybe go for breast enlargement. And you? Have to live with your short dick for the rest of your life. So? Now what? Keep your mouth shut before you tease them. You're nothing either.

[ Oh wait, the dick international size is just an example to tease the guy back. Doesn't mean the guy actually show his dick to people. Only dirty minded people will think that. Are you stupid????????]

If a girl is teasing you and she is kinda fat. Wow, syok ! Just act really innocent and say, yea, flat is flat. But lucky I don't have to worry to gain weight after eating too much. You know what? I have problem in gaining weight. So envy you, can gain weight easily and your boobs sooooo big. Will you have difficult while you running? Wow ~

2) Why you so short?

Guys, if you have 180cm, go ahead and tease her. If you don't have, shut the fuck up. You're consider short too okay! My guy friends love to tease me saying I'm short, I tease them back, Hello dude, you're short too okay? And guess what they replied? Well, at least I'm taller than you. Ehem, guys, are you sissy? are you gay? are you brainless? You comparing your height with a girl? Duhhh, yea right. Your height for a girl is consider tall anyway. Wear a skirt out next time when you hang out with me.

Girls, if a taller girl is teasing you. Tease her back as more as possible. Saying: Wah, you so tall. sure difficult to get a boyfriend. Sure shorter than you. hahahaha
Wah, you so tall. scaffolding hor?
Wah, you so tall. tease me very syok hor. Go eat shit la
Basically, tall girls envy short girls and short girls envy tall girls. So.. just happy with what you have.

3) Your face so many pimples hor

Guys, make sure your face is clean enough before you teasing her. If not you're dead. Make sure you don't have dark circles, eye bag, blackhead, pimples or whatsoever. Girls can cover it by make up. But you, if you dare to make up in front of girls, the whole world gonna laugh at you and called you HEY SISSY BOY. ARE YOU NOT WEARING SKIRT TODAY?

Girls, if your face is perfect. GO ahead and laugh at the pimples girl. But if you're not, be prepare to die. The pimples girl gonna act innocent again and said: Yea, I have those acne problems you know. But it usually gone after few days. But wow omg, look at your freaking scary dark circles, eye bag, wrinkles, freckle,..! Are you a zombie? You don't sleep at night do you?

4) LOL, you're so fat

Dead, you dead. This is the most sensitive thing ever! Saying a girl fat is .. DEAD .. If you have 6 pax ,muscular body. Go ahead. But!! If you have 6 in 1, just shut up. You don't qualify to say someone is fat. So please, diam diam! Diam diam diam~~~

Girls, diam, shut up. Don't envy me you paper girl, I gain weight easily. You? Eat 10 times per day still the same. Becareful when it's raining and thunder storm out there. I'm worried you will blown away~

5) You so dark

What? If you dislike tan skin, then that's your problem. If you like those fair skin girl, shut up too. If you really dislike tan skin, just don't bother to dig your eyes out of your eye sockets and don't freaking look at me. If the guy is fair, and put on sunblock before he gets out. OMG, it's your chance to tease him. WOW, why you so gay? WAH, you put sunblock ah Mr Sissy? WAHLAU, somemore use SUNPLAY hor. Not bad wor. WAIT, you forget to put on sunblock on your ass too!

If a girls gonna tease on you, and she is so freaking white. It's your good chance tooooo! Bahahaha, cause those kind of fair skin girl love to hide them self under some shade area when the sun is big. Look at them and said: WAH, you vampire ah? Hide there for what? Scare of sun is it? Go home sleep laaaaaa !
Or, they easily get sunburn easily. Laugh at them too! Wow, sunburn ah? Pain or not? I never experience before. But I tried so hard you know? I stand under the sun for so many hours, still don't get sunburn. How come?! *act innocent*

6) Are you opening your eyes? I can't see your eyes.

Familiar with this? Lots of people love to say this when someone has a small eyes. Go ahead and say: Eyes so big for what? I don't want to be gold fish. Somemore eyes so big, can easily falls out from eye socket la. I don't want to have this kind risk in my life. Or, say.. Good la, so you won't know when I'm sleeping!

7) Wah, you wear like this ah?

If a guys said this to you. Either is teasing or asking. Just answer "WHAT? you want I wear bikini is it? Tell earlier ma. "

Girls, why? Any problems with that? If yes, just look at other place when you talk to me. Girls sometime usually means like: Wah, wear until so old fashion. No taste at all. LOL, when a girl said this. I'll tell you what, she is dead. Laugh back at her, WAH, you fashion designer meh? You very fashion ah? When a fashion designer wear your grand grand grand mother clothes you called that a new fashion also is it? Wahlau, this consider fashion ah? You go back to your mom's stomach la please.

8) You so stupid


Double kill~ you can't say someone is stupid when you're not one of the genius in this world. You are only one of the piece of shit in this world you know that?? Okay, maybe you're really good in something else compare to that fellow you're teasing. But that fellow might have something that is better than you. So what? Keep your mouth shut too. You don't qualify at all !!

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How to deal with break up?

Seriously, I realize it's a break up season recently. Saw bunch of people turning single on facebook. I got no idea whether I should like it or comment and say cheer babe !

To all the single ladies, let's celebrate !! ♥♥

So if you just broke up with your bf, don't be sad. It's a step nearer to the Mr Right! And please, don't cry. Do you think you should cry for a guy who doesn't know how to appreciate you? If he really loves you, he wouldn't make you cry? Am I right? So what the hell with all those tears now?!

Second, please bear in my mind that: He deserve a better girl, BUT I DESERVE THE BEST ONE! If he feels that you are not good enough for him, so why are you wasting your time on him now? Let him go~ far away from you. You're good enough, he doesn't deserve what's best on you.

Third, if you really feel like: you miss him, you miss this moment you miss that moment. Let it be. It always happen. But don't worry. Time heals. It's absolutely gonna heals everything. So just get something fun to do. Ring all your friends out, just have fun with them. Do whatever you cannot do when you're in relationship. It's a release.

4th, and one more thing, when you think that you're hurt, please remember that, he's much more even hurt. Because what you know? He just lost someone who love him so much. And you lost someone who doesn't love you. So who's in a win situation now? YOU ! wuhoooo~

5th, well, please. Don't do those stupid things like texting him back saying you miss him you love him when you know he's not gonna reply you. Don't call when you know he doesn't care at all. Why are you letting yourself being so cheap? I know, in a relationship, there is no way who's right or wrong, who has thicker face or whatsoever. But if he doesn't appreciate you now, so why? Why are you doing all these?

6th, please, don't do something that hurt yourself. If you don't learn how to love yourself, nobody would. Please, don't let me know you cut yourself to blackmail him to come back to you. I'll absolutely go to your face and slap you. Hey bitch, wake up!! He won't feel pathetic on you, he thinks that you're insane ! And even go way more far from you. This don't work at all Miss Mad Insane.

7th, delete everything, forget it and move on. This is the best way. And always work on me. Because I forget things really fast like it's never happen on me before. I guess this is the advantage of having short term memory loss aye?

8th, You know you can live way more better than before. Smile to let him know that, Hey you son of the bitch, look, I'm even better without you! So you made a good choice to dump me. Olalalala~ celebrate it! Wine? wuhooo~

9th, hey you know what? Don't you feel like you have more admirer after you broke up with the SOTB? Am I right my sexy ladies? It's true. You sexy and you know it! Start hunt for Mr Right now! Stop thinking about your pass when you know you cannot change anything ♥

10th, lastly~ please keep in mind. He doesn't deserve the best of you. Don't cry for a fellow who doesn't know how to appreciate you. Don't do stupid things. And one more, I love my family more than him ! He is nothing !

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Types of Guys that We Shouldn't Date

1:

Stingy Face Guy

First of all, as we know. Girls nowadays are seem to be so realistic, materialistic and whatsoever listic there. Therefore, if you wanna date a girl. Bear in mind that: money is important. No money no talk. This is the rule. If you date with a girl, hangout with a girl or just simply outing, pls, don't let the girl pay. Even she insists to pay you back, don't take it. It's a trap to test you.

So, first thing, if you hangout with a girl and the girl paid you back whatever you have spend on her and you took it. Trust me, she has a bad impression on you. Don't ask me why. She feels that you are so stingy.

But for me, I had a really really bad experience. I used to pay for guys after we ate. I don't know why. It's not like I'm rich or too much money and no idea where to spend. But I feel bad when I see them to pay. At least, I made them feel bad for that. So they won't feel like, they spend on me, and I should be their gf.

So first: Money is important. Don't let a girl pay for you.

2:

Gadget Guy

Do you actually feel annoy when you're out with someone, and the someone keeps on texting, facebook and whatever.

Dude, if you wanna date a girl, make sure turn off your phone, your ipad, or tab or whatsoever. If you keep facing your gadgets, why don't you just stay at home and date with your lovely gadgets??

And yes, I always always have this experience. When we hang out together and sit together, everyone is typing, facing on phone, no one seems want to talk. weird right? World nowadays. Busy check in on facebook, snap pictures and upload it. oh yea! Sometime feel like wanna take his Iphone and knock his head.

3:

Useless Guy

When you date a girl, and you guys gonna have meal at fast food restaurant. Please, make sure you are the one who gonna carry the tray and bring it to the table. Don't let the girl does it even she actually strong enough to carry it. And addition, if you need ketchup or chili or whatsoever, get it yourself. Oh my god! Be gentleman okay? Your mum is female.

I have a serious bad experience. We went to fast food restaurant, I paid. I carried it to the table and told him to get a place to sit. And ending, I get the ketchup and chili for myself. He just sitting there facing his iphone/tab/pad without notice he is such a dumb ass.

I feel like a man now =/

4:

Silence King

Do you actually feel awkward when there is silence period between you two? Both of you not talking and look into the phone but no idea what to do with the phone..

Well, don't just say the girl, even the guy feel bored and awkward with that kind of situation. And it's so annoying that, one of the fellow try to come out with lots of topics to talk about, and the other one was like: oh yea, right, cool, oh, nice. And the eyes are actually looking at phone.

Bullshit, if someone is actually making an afford to talk to you, be cooperative. Or else just freaking stay at home and don't come out.

5:

Rejecting King

Oh this, when you say something, the fellow say NO. You say another things, the fellow say NO and show you his tongue. WTF, stop acting cute. Go bang your head onto the wall. And keep saying NO, shaking his head. Bahh, annoying!

Rejecting is already annoying, just don't act cute in front of me gay boy.

I feel like wanna show the international hand language. [NAH!!] If you disagree with what I'm saying, I will shut the fuck up. But if you keep remaining silence there, please don't bother to date people out.

6:

Blow Water King

Ahh, this type of guy they say whatever they could. Like they're so brilliant and genius in this world. So fucked up when you found out they are actually piece of shit. Or even worst than a shit.

Why try to impress girls with those silly shits when you're actually not?

Be yourself! Show the true you.

7:

Girly Guy p/s: Shortform GG

I bet everyone know what kind of guys are these. They look at the mirror all the times. Take pictures of themselves all the time. When you look at their phone, you only see all his face. OH EM GEE, so freaking scary.

Even girly than a girl. WTFFF! I can't stand this. I'm not saying all these only can be perform by girls, but hey seriously, I can't stand this.

They even use the phone front camera and make it as their mirror and start fixing their hair. Awwwww, I seriously feel like wanna push his head toward the phone. Wahahahha!!

8:

Don't Know Do Guy (DKD) in Cantonese we called it: MM SEK ZOU

This is so freaking MM SEK DO. When he saw you carry lots of things, he doesn't even ask you: You need my help? I could carry it for you. And force you to give it to him. If he did this, she will feels touched. For sure. Hahahahaha

But some guys are really, stupid. They saw it, they don't care. And the most important thing is: Hey, you have a bag? Can I put my things in your bag?

Ohhh, seriously YES FOR SURE NO PROBLEM. But internally FUCK OFF LA!! And your bag is getting heavier and heavier. He doesn't even give a shit.

WHY YOU SO NO BRAIN?

9:

CommonSenseLess Guy


Well, girl wears high heels. You know, girls feel touched and shocked when you ask her: Hey, are you okay with your heels? Do you feel pain? We could rest awhile. Trust me, this will let her know that you're actually such a caring person.

But the bad experience I had was, I'm actually pain to death with the super high heels. I put my another slippers on car and it's impossible to walk back to car park to get change. So I keep mentioning: OIIII, my legs are pain. TO THE MAX now!

And that fellow is the most stupid fellow in the world and the universe. You know what he did? He makes me walk the whole mall. From the top till the lower ground and walk back to the car park. And doesn't even ask hows your legs now? Broken yet?

S H I T !

10:

Fail Camera Guy

Love to snap your ugly pictures and keep laughing it. And the worst part is they even spend their time to edit it and make it more uglier than before. This guy is dangerous and insane. You don't know what they might do it to your pictures.

Second, when you wanna take pictures with them. They DDLY (dor dor lan yea).

'Yer,so ugly! Faster delete it!' [Chiu~ ugly is ugly. No matter how you snap you still ugly in my heart]

End up, we needa spend like 398492479248 minutes to actually get a perfect pictures.


11:

Excuses Guy

Whenever we say anything bad or negative on him and he doesn't want to accept it. [NGO JIP SAO MM DOU LO] They start their speech and telling why this happen, why that happen. It turns really annoying and I ended up saying that: I'm sorry for what I said just now, I will take back whatever I said before, and you, stop your speech!

Or another type of Mr Excuse Guy, when he did something wrong, he doesn't want to admit. Start giving lots of bullshit and reasons that only 3 years old kids even barely to believe on it.

They late on our date: Give bad excuses like: Oh the road there there got pigs running around, so police block the road and jam like hell. I even heard police said: Oi, babi jangan lari!! [o.O]

12:

Master Of Brain

This mean, their brain is actually controlling them. Not they control their brain. Well, to me. I personally hate fat fellow who keep saying: OH EM GEE, IM GONNA START MY DIET. I WANT TO BE THIN AND WEAR SOMETHING NICE!

And I end up saw them sitting there eating more than ever ever before. And when I said: Hey, thought you were on diet keeping fit? And the fat fellow said: HAIYA, lazy la. Eat already only plan how.

So, your brain told you, you're hungry, you should eat. You tell yourself to exercise, but the brain tell you: no need la, so lazy, tomorrow only do.

And the 'tomorrow' never ever come. FAIL FAT MASTER BRAIN

13:

Childish Boy

This is where they actually acting more childish on their age. Hey dude, you're mature enough for your age. Stop acting like a kid, running and screaming and yell at people in the public. You no brain one hor?

Even if you don't feel shame, but standing beside of you, I really feel like wanna dig a hole and hide myself and scream: WAHLAU, I DON'T KNOW HIM LA!

Not only that, just be mature. Act like hows your age. Don't do something silly things and make your parents shame on you. You got it, little boy?

14:

Show Off King

Fuiyo, trust me. This one, I really feel like wanna whack this kind of guys. So they are not from a really rich family. But you can see everything on him is branded. Branded phone, clothes, watches, wallets, cars,.. and all those luxury things. [No money ma no money lo, no need act like you very rich one. You don't scare people kidnap you is it?]

A funny thing was: She actually laugh at the guy's cloth saying that, omg, your cloth looks funny! The guy get super shocked and pissed off. He said: This is XXX branded and costs RMXXXX okay?

Oh fuck, who the hell cares now? So what if it's so expensive?! Even how expensive it is, still look weird on your funny face. You spend lots of money to make up your funny face now? Good job.






Conclusion:

To all the guys: If you fall in any of these categories, you are failed! Go home and face the wall and think what you can do to fix it up.

To all the girls: If you have some guys in any of these categories, don't waste so much time on them, you will get influence and started to feel like you're turning like a male.

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I'm Still Loving You ♥

Today topic will be [I'm Still Loving You ♥]

Ahaha, is a song actually. Really suitable for girls/boys who are still loving their ex.

Well, is absolutely not my situation anyway. But this song is nice but sad :') !

It's a song from a hong kong movie name [喜爱夜蒲 Lan Kwai Fong].

Fall in love the first time I heard it but I got no idea what's the song's name.

And oh well, friend introduced it to me yesterday and yeppp.

He requested me to sing it.

I done it today.

Wow, so impressed!

Oh you, S U R P R I S E D !

I'm Still Loving You 连诗雅 Lyrics

When I close my eyes I think of you
And the time we've had been through
Even though were far apart right now

I remember back when you were here with me
How you've make my world complete
But now I'm left alone

We talked about love and hope
Wishing we could start a life our own
I wish that I could live without you

*Why did you tear my heart apart
You said you love me from the start
All those painful thing you've put me through
But Im still loving you

I've tried to give my best yo you
I don't deserve the thing you do
Everything has gone to memories
I just wish I know the truth behind the lies*

P/s: not sure whether the lyric correct, because different different version I found from internet. Sorry !! :)

And yep, go check on this song too! ♥



Well, I only learned it yesterday, so sorry if it's weird :O !
And it's weird without sustain. yaya i know.
And yea it's not smooth too cos I cut the video and mix it up. weirdo tho. :)

♥ Enjoy! K thanks bye :) ♥