People who pissed you off

Ahh, finally. Finally I'm free to update my blog after I abandon my blog for few months. Can't believe this !

Well, basically I'm not busying with any stuff. I moved to an island, work here and well. The truth is I wanna run away from busy life. And so, I woke up everyday facing this beautiful blue sea. And night, what I used to dream about is sitting beside the beach and listen and look at the beach. It's beautiful. But I ended up going back to my room every night, shower and sleep.

That's a little bit about my life recently. Let's get back to the topic.

PEOPLE WHO PISSED YOU OFF

(1) Love to show their shits

People like this is usually useless. They are soooo damn freaking good in speaking, telling lies and saying that their father is a human. Opps. I'm sorry people. A goooood example for you maybe.

"See, I done all my jobs. Even your jobs I done it for you. "
Basically it means he is damn hardworking. Done his own stuff and even for others.
Sorry, but hello. I don't care what you have done. But please lah, you do it or not, you don't have to tell the whole world. People will see it by themselves. Don't you think you're a little bit of childish saying all these stuff like people actually give a damn?

Aren't it feels like, mummy mummy, see I've washed the toilet. I'm great right?
Oh fuck yes, mummy will absolutely know you did wash the toilet. I think is cute for a 3 years old kid to say that. But hello lah uncle. how old are you now? Stop acting like a kid la. Who the fuck care what you did! Shut the fuck up !

And and and, wah wah I tell you. They love to show off that they get some luxury stuff. Wah, I tell you I tell you, you know what my friend showed off to me? He has a dslr camera -______- and I was like.. DSLR? So? It's not like you owned a house with swimming pool. It's just a camera. What so proud of? And you know, I never get to see his DSLR. And this make me feel like he is cheating because I told them that I love camera.

(2) Telling grandma story

Wah this one. I tell you har!

People talk to you. So the conversation is like: You know, I'm the oldest in my family. Whatever I do my parents and siblings not dare to stop me. I remember when I'm 5 years old, I did.., when I'm 5 years old and 6 monts I did.., ..., ..., ..., and then...

Wahlau, I tell you I tell you.Unless you're superstar, a famous chick, the hottest guy ever, the brilliant man in the world, or whatever coolest shits ever. I don't mind listen to your grandma story. But hello la, Mr ABC beside the street, I don't care what you did when you are 5 years old until you 50 years old. I don't care. Pity me abit la. I need to listen your story from 1pm to 1pm another day. Just kill me.

(3) Talk is different than do

OMG, I have friend who said she loves being clean. You're not allowed to step on my bed when you haven't shower. You are not allowed to put your dirty stuff on my closet. You should clean your shits everyday when you get back home. You should...,

Wah, then the next thing I realized about her was, she never wash her plates after she finished eating. And she put everything on the basin and don't give a damn. Whatever she used, she left it beside without cleaning it. And I was like...................... Fuck you bitch. You're being like a beggar who stay down across the street.

Opps, I'm sorry bitch. Most of my friends said my blog is only like scolding people. Okk, change channel.

The next thing is, my another friend. Wah, a grandma story teller uncle which is younger than me. You know ah, last time I earned more than 10k a month one lo. Last time I what what what.

Yes uncle yes, it's all last time. What about now? You don't even earn 10 cent ok? Can you stop talking? You do it and show me and I'll listen.

(4) A typical MAN

Whoa, you know what's a typical man usually say?

You girls should do this, We men will do this.

Is like telling girls that, you should stay at home clean the house, wash the clothes, sweep the floor and take care of kids.

LOL, uncle. It's already 20 century la. Do you heard of 男女平等？

Male and female is equally the same. The different is female need to duck to pee and you stand. Please la, nowadays no girls are willing to stay at home do nothing and wait for you to come back home after work also. Is because they know you actually don't afford to take care of the house at all. So please laaaaa please laaaaa!! Kanasai eh, you really think you can meh? Stop acting like a man when you're not.

Don't forget your mother is a female also. And your grandma also.

(5) Control freak

Yes, this is very normal and it's normal to piss you off. Like your mother, I just gave you RM100 yesterday. And today you want another RM300? You're not allow to go out this week! Stay at home and study. Like your father, I told you not to choose designer course, you should choose engineer. Better future baby. Like your partner, why did you hang out til so late with your friends again? Like your boss, I will deduct your salary next month.

Omfg, don't you feel that you don't have any any freedom at all? Like whatever you do, wherever you go, ... whatsoever la. It's like god looking at you. It's like the murderer say: I know what you did last summer.

I got a plan, kill all of them tonight so you're finally free~~~~!!! Come on let's party! I'm just kidding.

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After all these shits, I came out with a conclusion.

For the first type of people, Well, you should always feel pathetic to them. They are lonely, that's why they need to do something to attract you. And they want to prove to you that they are actually capable.

For the second type of people, you see, they have live in this world for so many years and they just want someone to be their listener. They have so many stories that they want to share. So be good, listen to them quietly and don't interrupt them :')

For the third type of people, don't care la people like this. As usual, be a good listener. Listen to them. It's cool when you have someone to talk to you. It's better than forever alone.

For the forth type of people, trust me, sometime this kind of man is more attractive :D ! So, see thing outside the box.

For the fifth type, one day you will regret of hating all these kind of people. When they are gone, you will cry for few years. Its true.



So conclusion is, when you see things outside the box, nothing can actually pissed you off ! And finally. I learned how not to piss off. God bless me.

Reasons why you should/shouldn't watch MAMA [horror movie 2013]

1) To get pissed off.

First of all, usually, the main character [MAMA] never appear in the beginning. So you gotta wait like thousand years wondering what the hell and who the hell is MAMA. Til climax, finally, MAMA is coming!! And you waited for thousand years until she appears. 

2) To get scared. 

There are few scenes where the kids, mama, and whatsoever jump up suddenly in the screen with the super loud sound to scare the shits out of you. If you like that kind of feel, go ahead and watch it. I was sitting beside a fat big sized indian man, and it's quite funny when the scene comes and how he jump. The guy beside was so stable at the beginning of the story and I laugh when I saw him get scared hahahaha! Yes, in the cinema, I heard lots of people laugh after and before the scene is coming! Weirdo everywhere 

3) To cheer yourself.

Finally, when you get to see the MAMA appears. God bless you. Your first reaction will be: You laugh. Second reaction: You laughed harder. Third reaction: You laugh out loud. And then you keep laughing laughing laughing because you started to feel stupid and wondering why the hell you're sitting here to watch this movie?! 

Beside, I already started laughing at the beginning of the story when I saw the 2 kids. Shittttt. I wasted my $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. 

4) Spend your money 

If you got no idea where to spend your money, maybe you can watch it to waste your time and money. The movie is actually takes you 1 hour and 40 mins. Or maybe less. Best way to spend your time if you got nothing to do in a mall.

5) Make the girl hug you.

Watch it alone or with a girl. Make the girl hug you and scream: 'Oh fuck you, so scary. I don't wanna watch this movie anymore.' Hahahaha, a big chance for you to say: Dont scare baby, I'm here. Or maybe a random fat girl sitting beside you waiting a chance to hug you. Hells ya!! Try your luck if your single or going after a girl now. HAHAHAHA.

6) End of the story
I'm not gonna tell you how's the ending. But if you watch pokemon season 1 before. Maybe you know what I'm talking about. Because it's so damn freaking extremely over damn stupidy funny and weird! HAHAHAHA. Mad, I can't stop laughing again now! hahahahaha

Overall, the movie is not that bad. Everyone has different perception.
Anyway, watch it or no, go ahead. And let me know your feedbacks! HAHAHA. 

Types of Guys Girls Looking for

I believe I've been so damn lazy to come over this site to update shit when I know nobody cares. Oh well, I'm just kidding. I'm being so lazy to even go on my laptop.

Let's gossip again.

Forever alone all the time? Hmm, guess you're too good for girls or you're just piece of shits?

1) Caring
Well, being such a caring is attractive. But don't be over caring though. Like checking all her stuffs on her phone, ask her where she has been all the time, stalk her etc. That's creepy don't you think so? :/

Just moderately caring maybe? Like how's outing today babe? Don't check on her phone without her permission. Gosh, that's private. And you're stupid when you found out something you shouldn't have seen in her phone and there goes the fight. Isn't that annoying? You look for problems.

The caring is actually means like care about her when she's sick, sad, mad etc. And she might tell you to go to hell but just stay there for her. That's the caring means! Don't be creepy and check who she hang out with all the time, what she did, where she went. That's scary! They love being care and pamper like a kid no matter how tough they seem to be.

Anyone in your mind now?

2) Mr Driver
Bahahaha, not apply on all girls if they have a car. For me, yes! :p

Working as freelance is not easy, you got jobs at different places and you need to travel to different places all the time. Oppps, sorry.

Imagine there's a guy. A guy who willing to send you where you want to go. A place where you got no idea where it will be. A guy who willing to pick you up after you work no matter what time is it. Just to make sure you're safe. Awww, that's freaking sweet yea?

Wouldn't you melt when you found this kind of Mr Driver?

3) Mr Doctor
When you get sick, you actually don't give a fuck on taking all those medicine. You don't even give a damn to consult doctor. You rather sleep sleep and sleep. Well, basically most of the people don't really take good care of themselves. Including me :D !

And yet, there's a Mr Doctor force you to consult a real doctor. Bring you all those medicine and force you to swallow it. Just to make sure you'll be fine the next day.

There's a silly brought me medicine in the middle of night because I got a bloody running nose. Oh well, in the middle of night.

Bingo!

4) Foods Delivery
Like I said, I don't take good care of myself. I don't eat much. I can combine 3 meals into 1. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, I'll eat it in 1 meal. That's why I realize I'm getting weaker and weaker. Lack of nutrition. Hahaha.

Most of my friends are actually the same. They stayed at home, too lazy to go out and get something to eat and they end up eating instant noodles at home. Gosh, we're just lazy bitches.

Imagine if a guy delivers foods to their house and feed them eat? Treated her like a princess. Wow, fantastic.
Stop dreaming! Imagine there's a guy delivers foods to your house, make sure you take your breakfast. And wash all those plates after you done? Where can you find this kind of guys?! Just imagine

5) Mr Sandbag
When you freaking pissed off, angry, mad and the first thing you want to do is scold your pet. Punch your bears. Pinch your cats. Kick the doors. Knock your head.

Imagine there's a Mr Sandbag appears and let you do whatever you want on him. Wow!

You can punch pinch kick knock scold, whatever you want. It's free. How nice it would be?

6) Mr Listener & Mr Surprised
When you're sad, and you don't feel like talking. You just want to stay on your bed. Do nothing. Cry alone. Scream to the top of your lungs.

And suddenly, your phone rang. "Hey, I'm outside of your house."

Guess what? Surprised.

You got your favourite foods! Cakes, Icecream, Chocolate etc. And then he's ready to listen to your problems. There goes a surprised visit, and a surprised best listener. And cheer you up when you're sad. Where can we find this guy?

7) Mr Chef
Bet most of the girls nowadays don't know how to cook. Only know how to hold their spoons and forks. Including me. :( I don't know how to cook. Not as good as my mom's generation.

So I guess I can't survive at all if I had to move out and live by myself. I mean, maybe? Grab a recipe book and throw whatever into the bowl. Well yea.

Imagine there's a guy who willing to cook for you! Whatever you wanna eat! Omg, win! Marry me please! My friend said I should just married a chef because I can't cook and I don't willing to learn. I just want to eat.

8) $$$$$$$
Yes, most of the girls dream to marry a rich guy. Rich guy who love them very much. Hello lah, you think you miss world ah? You think you top model ah? You think you got 36D ah? You think you graduated from Master ah? Stop dreaming la sayang.

I don't wish to get a rich guy, because they won't be loyal to you. Even if they are loyal, there will be lots of bitches actually trying to eat him. So what for you bring problems for yourself?

Well, get something stable and secure. A guy who is not that poor until not enough money to eat and keep asking from you. Wah, not that scary. A guy who is not rich but willing to spend on you. Ahahaha, spend on me! Don't worry. I won't ask you to buy me LV bags, Gucci and all those shits.

Buy me a house enough! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Just kidding.

Is true. You don't need to be rich, you need to be capable in earning your own money. And that's it! All those money you got from your parents is not yours! So no point.

9) Mr Photographer
Wow, I love to snap pictures. Damn, I love it so much. Isn't it good if you have a photographer to go along with you anywhere and snap good pictures to capture good moment? Well, basically this is only apply on me. As I know, most of my girl friends don't really like to be infront of the camera.

hahahaha some people they love to snap pictures to remember the good moments. Yes, a guy who willing to snap lots of pictures with you! How sweeeeeet it could be? God damn it!!

Send me one, god. Hello! You hear me?

10) Mr Loser
Hahahaha, what I meant was, you always win in every fights. Oh god, you didn't win. He lets you win. Imagine if he's pissed off and punch you. I'm sure you will be dead and lay in the hospital bed. If you being not reasonable and yet he lets you win and willing to be the loser.

How sweet it could be?

I know what you're thinking. You think this guy is a stupid useless coward idiot brainless stuff. Well, in your perception, yes. But in others' perception, maybe it's not. It's sweeeet :D



That's it. If you really found this kind of guy. You're fucking dead. Why?

You will got a disease.

Princess Sickness!

爱你 ♥

Finally I'm in a mood to update my blog and also I'm in a mood to scare people ! Hells yea.

Yea, this time. Phew, after a long time. *nervous*

I got a song to introduce for you.

Most of my friends heard this song. Some friend introduced it to me but I don't give a damn before.
After seeing so many people post about this song, finally I actually pay attention on the song and whoa, it's sweet :3

Honestly, I don't listen to chinese songs much because it always seem so emo and sad to me. But well, this time. I learned this song purposely. And as usual, I need to go search on youtube, guitar chord, piano sheet.

At first, I follow piano sheet and I realized it sounds so weird. I searched for guitar chord, and it's better. Soooo, I spend another hour to think how to combine everything. Ahhh, finally it's done.

Suppose today is a wasted day, but lucky I found something to do. And everytime when you found something to do and make yourself busy, your phone gonna ring non stop. Ahhh, knock it off knock it off!

Stop the bullshit thing.

Google search for this girl if you don't know who is that.

And this is the lyrics. Sorry to those fellows who can't read chinese ;)

爱你 kimberley 陈芳语 歌词 ♥

我閉上眼睛 貼著你心跳呼吸
而此刻地球 只剩我們而已
你微笑的唇型 總勾著我的心
每一秒初吻 我每一秒都想要吻你

*就這樣 愛你 愛你 愛你 隨時都要一起
我喜歡 愛你 外套 味道 還有你的懷裡
把我們衣服鈕扣互扣 那就不用分離
美好愛情 我就愛這樣貼近 因為你*

有時沒生氣 故意鬧脾氣
你的緊張在意 讓我覺得安心
從你某個角度 我總看見自己
到底你懂我 或其實我本來就像你

*就這樣 愛你 愛你 愛你 隨時都要一起
我喜歡 愛你 外套 味道 還有你的懷裡
把我們衣服鈕扣互扣 那就不用分離
美好愛情 我就愛這樣貼近 因為你*

想變成你的氧氣 溜進你身體裡
好好看看在你心裡 你有多麼寶貝 我愛你
就這樣 愛你 愛你 愛你 隨時都要一起
我喜歡 愛你 外套 味道 還有你的懷裡
把我們衣服鈕扣互扣 那就不用分離
美好愛情 我就愛這樣貼近 因為你
我們愛情 會一直沒有距離 最美麗

Yes, it's me. Don't inbox me and ask me is that you who sing on the video..? Don't do it. Or else I'll kill you.

And yea, it's a nice song to sing to a guy you like, girls. Do it :D 

True, lots of friends keep asking me doing this. And finally I'm done. Thank youuuuuu~ 

That's it. 

Thanks :D 

Extra Pocket Money?

Ever know that you get paid by just clicking advertisements?

In my blog, yea. If people click on my nuffnang advertisement which is on top of my blog, beside andelow. I get paid. And yea its fucking true. $$$$$. 

Now, there's another way of it.

And oh well, continue read it if you're interested to get extra pocket money by just clicking advertisements. I know everyone love money, that's why I'm gonna share it here! :)

It's true and obvious that everyone is posting about this clicking advertisements things and I know everyone has that in their mind. But the main thing is they don't give a damn to ask what the fuck is that and how the hell it works. 

Okay, if you ever heard about it and never asked about it. I'll tell you. But if you don't, now you know. 

It's simple, what you need to do everyday is.. 

You spend a few minutes on the internet and click on those advertisement. Damn, it's lots of advertisement for you to click but you have a limit, that you can only click 5 advertisements per day. And one advertisement you click you basically earn like RM1+, and imagine how much you could get in a month? 

Let's say it's RM1, 1 day you click 5 advertisements and you get RM5, in a month you more or less gonna get like RM150? Or maybe less? Like RM100 per month? Depends on those advertisement you click. 

Since everyone are spending most of their time on the internet, why don't we just give it a try? 

I don't know, maybe you're too afraid of try. But well, if you dare to take risk, why not?

But if you don't, oh well, you never know what's gonna happen after you try. 

And yea, I'm actually trying it. 

So, if you're kind of person who always sit infront of your pc, laptop and can't leave without internet. Maybe you should consider try this. You just need to spend few minutes just to click on advertisement. And yea, pocket money come :3 

Pm me on facebook if you're interested :) 

Im sorry, this is just a short post. Have a nice day there. 

Who wants to lose weight?!

Oh wait, don't look at me like this ok? No, I'm not trying to lose weight. I'm asking if you want to?

Well, like I said. I don't hate fat people, I only hate them when they said they want to lose weight and look slim but don't give a damn to do anything. Still seeing them eat a lot like they never see foods before. Are you one of them?

So, listen to me. Make up your mind now. If you really want to look slim, look nice, look thin or etc. Don't want to look like a burger and walking around the mall and never attract anyone to look at  you. Please, now! If you have a plan, stick with it until it success. Don't give up.

You can go to gym workout, beware of what you eating. Seriously, stop eating like a dinosaur. You gotta stop it. And yes, don't stop eating. You don't have to do that. What's the point when you can lost 92479759375 kg in a month? You think is fucking healthy? Hells no you stupid. In that 92479759375kg, think! What did you lost? Your fat? Your organs? Your shits? Think, if you really think losing weight means you're thin. You're so damn wrong.

Even if you stop eating for few days, only eat fruits. For fuck sake, I'm sure you gonna lose your weight. Or, you get sick and dead on your bed for few days, you lose your weight. It's not that tough to lose your weight. Trust me. But what's important is, you lose your weight slowly, look slim day by day, or I say month by month in a healthy way. Please, I don't want any of my friends keep eating slim pills and run to toilet every day just to think that's the way to slim. You eat too much rubbishes. That's why you gotta shit out of your stomach.

It depends on you how you gonna do this. Go to those keep fit centre and pay them RM92479749732 and suffer yourself there? You look like a fat white experiment mouse. Or, ask your nutritionist to get you a timetable. Eat healthy. Gosh, it's work. But most of those fat people give up and lose to the devil of foods. They eat ice-cream, chocolate, fried chicken, fast foods secretly. You failed.

Look at you, failure! I told you, I don't hate fat people, I only hate them when they can't keep a promise for themselves. You remember you promise yourself  that you must look slim in half year? Look at you now, no different! F A I L !!!!!

So what now? I advise you to give up of having the thoughts of losing weight, look slim or etc. Go on and continue eat as much as you like. Who the hell cares? It's your stomach, you eat what you want. You love how you look like. Pity those thin and tiny fellows, they look like they never had foods long time ago.

Or, by now. You must be hate me so much. Saying so much of mean words and actually pissed you off? AM I RIGHT? You're angry and calling me a bitch now! Oh well, if you really angry. I feel sorry to you. Because I guess, you think I'm saying you now. Oppps, does that mean you're the failure? The one who said want to look pretty, handsome there? And now, still a big fat people?

If I pissed you off, well, I will have to say sorry. I have to admit that lots of my friends saying the same real thing to me. They don't look that fat actually, or maybe yes? Because they never satisfy with their body shape. So, they told me. Look into my eyes, say it really really serious that, I'M GONNA LOSE MY WEIGHT! Trust me, this time I'm serious. For the first time, I do give them support. Like, I can't say anything to make them disappointed. So sometime I give them support and ask Hey hows it going there?

Well, guess what? Their reply. No, I give up already. I eat too much. Can't stop.

OH BULLSHIT! I was like: Damn, is that the same person I see last few months? The one who knows what they wanna achieve and now? Seriously, I'm disappointed. Seriously, as a friend, I really wish they can do it and happy. So now, everytime whenever someone told me that they want to lose their weight, I will be the most mean-est people ever in the world.

'You gonna lose your weight? Cheh, I'm sure you fail. Don't ever think about it. Keep eating, eat whatever you want. Who knows you gonna die tomorrow and you don't get to eat your KFC?'

'Go to gym everyday? No need la, eat at home. Don't waste your money go gym la. Few weeks later you sure give up. (Sai hei la)."

They just failed to let me see. They do.

Ok, so now. If you really angry, that's great. My intention. Make up your mind, set a target. And do it!

Losing weight is easy, but losing weight in a healthy way, is so damn difficult. And remember, you must do it. Prove to the whole world they are wrong. No matter how long it's gonna take, don't give up! Think, if you give up now, the next time when you wanna keep fit again, you have to start all over again. So, no matter how tough. Go! You're halfway now.

And hehe ya, look. The plan is you gonna eat some supplement and you gotta exercise.That's the main thing. Am I right? You need to exercise. Don't give up.

Yes, like what I see. My friend usually eat pills, drink those shitting teas. Oh well, ever heard of gel? :D If no, you're so damn outdated. When you're eating pills, sometime you didn't realize that the pills never digested and stuck in your stomach. After a long time, you gg, die! Hahaha. Just kidding. It's just bad. And shitting tea  only let you shit whatever you eat last night. It means you shit out those foods' nutrients and vitamins. Conclusion: Zero.

But for gel, it's easily adsorb into you body. And it's true. Gel are easily absorb by your body compare to pills. There's lots of supplement out there. But all are like powders, pills etc etc. No gel? Ngek ngek~ This means I'm knowledgeable than you now. YES YES.

For those who want to keep fit, maybe you can try the gel called agel. I show you picture if you confuse.

See it? Is cute,  you tear off the upper part and you just eat it. It's really cute! Haha and it's sweet :3 Seriously haha ! And yea, it's not that expensive compare to how you go slim centre and go to gym every months. I actually compare it for my friends. Research for them who need to start keep fit. Even I'm mean, but I am not that bad. Just want them to angry and prove to me that I'm wrong. Yea, and this is the only thing I can do for you when I don't get to piss you off. Try this lah, see if it works or not.

Don't worry, I'm not selling it. Just sharing what I know. Thanks me for that! And yea, maybe if you really interested. Just filled it for me and respond. I wanna know how many people actually reading my post and pissed off. Or how many people actually read it and feel like they should start keep fit now. Keep your promise! :3



There, just fill it in if you wanna know more about that gel. Good luck in keeping fit there. Don't make me down! ;))

10 Acting Cute Poses

Oppps, sorry. Too lazy to type so much! Oh well, it's true that I'm lazy to type because I don't know what to talk about. But then, I spend more time in editing those pictures. God bless. Finally I'm done.

So this post is so damn random becasue I'm just gonna show you 10 acting cute poses. Okay, hate me! People just love acting cute. Got this photoshoot last month on September and yea.

Trust me, most of my photoshoot, I'm not allowed to act cute because it looks weird. But this time, it's my day! I can do all those stuffs that I like :D

There you go~

1) Meow :3 

My favourite meow meow pose :)

Just put your hands on your face and acting like a cat.

2) Begging

I don't think this is cute haha !

Oh, please! Bring me home :/

3) Salute

I learned this from a website lol. Never know this is an acting cute pose too.

Put 2 fingers on your forehead and salute, babe

4) Gun

One of my favourite too. Hahaha!

The Gun Pose! Piang piang~

5) Ok

Oh well, the OKAY pose! okay okay~~ :3

The OKAY pose 

6) Hi-Five

Can be Hi, Five or both  ! Hahaha.

The HAI and FIVE pose

7) Shhh

Wiii, this one is my favourite too :)

Is not acting cute, is actually telling you to STFU :p

8) Thinking

I don't really thinking of anything in the picture. Hahahaha. I force myself not to close my eyes.

Just act like you're thinking of some shits. 

9) Crazy


Acting like a crazy bitch in a public.

People scratch their head when they get mad lol 

10) PEACE

Realized I didn't do any PEACE sign in the photoshoot, so I get other pictures to replace it :p

Favourite asian pose! :p

THE END

Thanks for watching :)