What Freelancers Usually Have

Birkenstock

I don't know why but most of those famous freelancers usually have a pair of birkenstock. Like 7 out of 10 actually have it! When I ask them why do you spend a RM300 to a sandal? They give me no answer. I asked if it's comfortable and they only say so so lo. Then why tell me why?

When I'm walking in a mall and I see girls who wear birkenstock, I naturally judge them as OH THESE GIRLS MUST BE A FREELANCERS AS WELL!

p/s: One of my friend saw my blog and she said: Geo (she's kind of girl who is too lazy to call my name), I saw your blog and what you wrote is so damn right! But hor, I have to tell you Birkenstock really comfortable.

Then we walked pass birkenstock and we went in and I tried one of it and I was like: WTF, is true!!!! Damn comfortable. So, what she said to me was: We work til so hard, always wear high heels and torture our legs. We need to pamper ourselves also.

Conclusion is I spend the fucking Rm300 on a sandal also. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pandora

I never know how expensive these things could be until one day I was ordered by my friends to buy birthday present for a girl. So I was walking around the mall thinking what girls nowadays are crazy about til I come to this shop. I have budget in getting the present, so the moment when I walk in Pandora I was like, wtf is these? Knn, this also costs RM500? Seriously? The small charm also RM200? Wahlau eh !

Until one day the article posted up saying pandora does not worth the price, then I don't see girls wearing it anymore. Why they are so crazy about it at the first place? Tell me why!

Tr/Zr

Please don't call yourself a freelancer if you don't have a tr/zr. No, I'm just kidding. I don't have one either. But I have to be honest that these things really create a lot of girl god on the internet. The pictures that you snap using tr/zr can cheat die your billion trillion of fans! Is fucking true.

My advice is, if you want to boost your followers in your instagram, buy a Tr/zr and selfie everyday. Confirm everyday got new followers d. CONFIRM!

Random names on the phone 

Just because we don't know their name when we trying to apply jobs and also because we need to save that fellow number to whatsapp them. So we usually ended up coming with lots of weird name in our phone. I remember I saved those girls' name as halloween, ipoh, replacement, sungaiwang, bikini, outstation.

One day when I scroll back and I started to wonder what the hell with all these names,

Mouth 

I realize they have one mouth and two ears but they only make use of their mouth more than their ears. They talk more than they listen. Is really funny when they ask me question and I answer and they didn't hear it and they keep talking. Why do you ask when you're not listening and you only want to tell me your answer? Why?

God created us with 2 ears so we can listen but why? When I think back I worked with a girl before and she keeps talking and when I answer she's not even listening and she keeps talking telling me about her stuff and I started to check my watch to see how many hours do I need to listen this speech. Is really torturing when there is only one way communication. I have to face her 4 days, 8 hours/day, 480minutes, 28800 seconds! x4 days. WAHLAOEH!

Souvenirs

You can't imagine how many souvenirs and free gifts we get in every different kind of jobs. Free cups, free pen, free notebook, free cap, free bears, free keychain, free free free. I don't know why I get it and it actually waste of spaces in my home. But free wor! Just take it!

You will see many other people are so crazy about free stuff in the event and you just feel like grab one just because... well.

Beautiful Nails

They usually have beautiful and long nails! I don't know why but most of them just do! Why am I calling them a them when I'm one of them? lol

Strong Legs and strong hearts

We can wear high heels and stand so many hours! You say yeng mou?! For me is like: Nah I get used to it already. But when people came to us and start to ask how the hell can we stand the pain for so many hours, then only I realize WAH, yao hai wor. No matter how pain it is we don't give up! 

Tag

We have lots of lots of these! But I threw away most of it because I don't know what to do with them. These tag are so powerful when you're in the event! You can walk in and out without queue HAHAHAHAHA. But it's useless after the event. So we keep it or throw it.


My mum always ask why do you still keep these? Next event can use is it? Mum, is free and is for me to keep as souvenirs ok.

Photo

Only able to find these pictures, can't remember where are others. We get so crazy when we see there is photo booth. Then we get all these pictures then I don't know what to do with them anymore. hahahah. When I found all these then only I realize OH, I TOOK PICTURES WITH THESE GIRLS BEFORE!!  I seriously no idea what to do with all these.

Once I selfie with friend and I showed him the pictures. This guy very clever, he scroll almost my whole album and he say it in a very jealous way: Now like that la, so many pretty girls don't want introduce to me. YEA, our phones really full of pretty girls ! HAHAHAHAHA.

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Type Of Awkward Moments of Mine ♥

Sometime I read my own blog, I feel so awkward because I can't believe I ever write it in public, friends and family are reading it and I was like, Seriously? Did I ever write this at the time? OMFG should I delete it now?

Is even awkward when I work and friends came to me like: Eh, you are the one who write the blog? Omg, I read that. My mum even read it too. My neighbour saw it too. I showed my uncle also. I teach my dog to read them loud too! Wah, I feel so awkward when everyone look at me when I know they don't give a fuck at all.

I feel awkward when someone asking a question and I answered it then I realized he's not asking me. Is even awkward when someone say hi and I hi back then I realized he's saying hi to another girl behind me. Wah, paiseh loh.

Worked as an usher for prize giving in a company event and nobody brief us nicely what to do on the stage. End up organizers push us to the stage and pass the prize to the winner and you got no idea who to pass and everyone on the stage and off the stage are looking at you walking with a huge question marks on their head thinking what the hell is this girl doing on the stage, she's suppose to give the prize to the CEO, she's suppose to carry 5 prizes at once. What's on my mind was:  OMG OMG PLEASE DON'T FALL DOWN AT THIS TIME.

I'm not a social person when I'm not working. So it's awkward when I need to hangout and dinner with bunch of people who working in the same company and I'm the one who is jobless sitting aside. Listening to their alien language talking about their fun time in working and I got no idea what the hell is going on. I feel so odd because I wish I dinner alone instead of spending my time with aliens.

Is even awkward when everyone decide to have seafood for their dinner and I'm the only one who is allergic to seafood. Sitting there looking at everyone sucking their crabs, chewing their prawns and swallowing their lala. I only sit there eat fried eggs, taufu and white rice. Everyone gonna tell me the same stuff like: Georgina, your life is no fun. Seafood is the best foods ever! And I'll just have to wait one more hour til they finished all their foods.

Using a sony phone right now because my last 2 phones were dead because they can't swim in the water. Finally get a waterproof phone and it used to give me lots of problems. So I finally go to service centre being so angry and fed up wanna tell them why the hell this phone so suck?! When I show them my phone, my phone works really well. And I was like: OH MY PHONE, NOW YOU DO THIS TO ME?

Get to know lots of friends in my jobs and usually bunch of us will sit down together chatting and gossiping. Most of the time I don't know who they talking about and most of the time I'm out of topic because I wasn't listening. I only start listening when everyone looking at me and I was like: Oh damn, they must be asking me something and I don't know what is that.........

The moment when you're sitting in your friend's car and your friend is obviously mad at something else and putting their anger in the car. The awkward moment makes me feel like GOSH I NEED TO JUMP OUT OF THIS CAR LIKE JACKIE CHAN.

My foreigner friends tried to search my name on google and saw lots of my pictures and they thought I'm a very famous person. Actually I got no ideas why I put lots of pictures on internet.

When friend drag me to a vacation just because they need more people in their trip. I usually end up being so odd walking around alone, text alot and scroll alot on phone without even want to put an effort to talk to those people. Why the hell I'm even here with them? I rather stay at home counting how many hairs I have on my head.

In every jobs I work, I usually end up exchange phone numbers with girls or instagram ID, facebook etc. Is awkward when they come to me and ask babe, you wanna buy insurance? Not really, I will dig a hole and bury myself when I'm dying.

I'm kind of girl who won't make up while walking and eating in the shopping mall. Sometime I even wear my old glasses and slippers overall look like obasang. Super awkward when you will accidentally bump into your friends at the big shopping mall. I usually like: Seriously?!!! There are 5 floors, west wings, east wings, south wings, north wings and 230578349763497 of shops. How the hell we can meet at the same mall, same spot at the same time?! I hope she won't tell others how I look like XD

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Instagram的美女

有时做工朋友都会问有instagram吗？我follow你！然后我都会：哦，跟咯。然后话题就会变成eh，那个xxx你有follow吗？她真的很漂酿哦~~~我都很无奈的说：没有乱follow别人啦。只follow自己的朋友。

然后那朋友就会开始开一些很多followers的女生给我看。看了这么多，我有个结论了。虽然会得罪别人，可是我真的不是冲着你来说。麻烦你准备一杯冰水，讲中的话你就要把冰水对着脸来泼。

她们的instagram多数都po：

1）旅行照

好像不用做工这样的，整天看到不是在这个国家，不然就在那个国家。整天只check in机场１，机场２，好像是她们第二，第三个家一样。超羡慕的。我这种苦命的妹纸都得花上做半年的工才存到自己要旅行的地方咧。

２）酒店照

很羡慕的。我真的纯粹羡慕，不是妒忌。她们已经真的好像不用工作了，还真的有钱去旅行是住５星级的酒店。你说啊，你告诉我，她们到底都在做什么工？人家freelancer，我freelancer，我存到钱住的地方是backpacker hostel。她们竟然是５星级耶～我的天呀～爸爸都开银行吗？

３）自拍照

漂亮当然要自拍，这我清楚了解明白。我身边有哪个女生是不爱自拍的呢？但是她们的自拍照真的很sok。我的自拍照拍了只留给自己看，都不好意思share。因为我没有那大到不能解释的眼睛，那挺到很夸张的鼻子，那很想让人亲下去的小嘴，还有那真的是尖到可以拿来当谋杀暗器的下巴！我真的很羡慕她爸妈可以把她生到这么漂亮，又那么有钱。

４）姐妹照

有自己的bestie当然要一起拍照留下好的回忆。可是为什么她们的bestie不是长得像范冰冰，就是长得像angela baby。其实人美真好，可以跟那么多明星拍照。我身边的朋友不是像路人甲，就是路人丙。同人不同命呀～

５）血拼照

其实做freelancer给人就的感觉就好像你美就可以了，好像什么都不用会就等放工拿钱了。真的好像站着摆美等钱收罢了。这种想法其实是对了一半，也许也没有一半。首先，你一定要有一张人脸，懂得化妆，还有懂得穿高跟鞋，会穿高跟鞋走路，站随便那几个小时，都还要对着全部人笑哈哈。不然就要我们厚脸皮的跟不认识人讲话，宣传一下活动。回到家你以为我们可以睡觉吗？你真的以为我们就这样睡觉？！你懂不懂我们还要特地用化妆水卸妆来吓自己的妈妈？敷下面膜才可以安心的去睡觉。

所以重点是赚回来的钱我们都只能说那真的是我们的血汗钱。也可以说要是你把我们丢在shopping mall我们是可以强到一小时内花完我们的血汗钱。厉害吧？其实一次血拼就够我们穷一个月了。你可以想象她们竟然是经常去血拼！是一星期好几次的！这真的好强！买的也不是金河广场的standard。是那种贵到我从来都没听过的牌子。

告诉我，你们钱是那里来？

６）新玩具照

很羡慕。她们整天都有机会Post那些My New Toy的照。我的妈呀～我的new toy除了是小时候那些洋娃娃之外，我真的是不够钱经常可以有新ipad，新iPhone 6，新自拍神器。总之只要有新的玩具她们都会有。永远走在潮流的尖端。我这种小咖已经落后到就算骑马也追不回了。

７）食物照

她们很尊重食物，每次食物一到，她们一定先拍先Po才可以安心的吃下去。应该惟有这样那食物才容易消化吧。很让我羡慕的是，她们吃的食物都跟她们人一样那么漂亮。人美叫东西吃都特别美的。也难怪我只会吃mamak的roti canai。样子长得那一piak一样。她们每次吃漂亮的一餐是够我叫１０００片的roti kosong了。

８）没有男朋友照

她们这么完美的天使几乎是单身的。因为在别人眼中，女神应该都很多人追了，所以搞到她们没有男朋友。几乎是完全没有和任何一个男生合照的。是没有。真的好像我的roti kosong这样kosong。好羡慕。就算真的有和男生合照也是一大班的。恩，一大班好。这样人家就不会说你是非。

所以如果你想要多点人跟你follower的话，你只要跟着这几个方法来做就行了。应该可以的吧。加油！　

我也有instagram可是我不是美女

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Reasons Why You Shouldn't Get A Freelancer As Gf

1) Full of surprises

We are always full of surprises in term of flying around. We could be telling you: Bi, I'm going to Malacca this weekend ya. When we are back, we will be like: Bi, I'm flying to Pangkor ya this week. Then when we back again, Bi, next week I got another job in Penang ya. We are always flying around even though we are not air stewardess. Obviously you only get to see your gf packing and unpacking all the time.

2) Love the job more than you

We love our job that's what make us work non stop. We could just take 2 jobs in a day, morning one job, then rush like hell to the second job. Tired but we love it because we love the money we earned.

3) Ditching you

Like I said, we are always full of surprises and also emotional sometime for some reason. Like you're hanging out with you gf, paktor,holding hand, sweet sweet. Suddenly her phone rang and she read through the message then her face changed. No, not her grandma passed away, not her pets fall into longkang, not her neighbour running naked. It's just she got a message that: Dear, tonight can work? RMXXX at XYZ from Xpm-Xpm.

Then she will be like: Bi, I want to work leh. Hanging out with you need to spend money, but I go work got money. Poor bf, he doesn't know how to respond. If he says yes, then he cannot paktor d. If he says no then he needs to face the black face gf the whole day.

See, we do love our job right?

4) Too independent

Sometime we are just way too independent that freak you out. Like we are so freaking insane in some cases. We can travel so far to a not familiar place and with people who just knew like few seconds ago just for work. Then we can be best friends with those people who just knew few seconds ago. And also if there are no transport, no car, no nothing for us to go to work in a non-familiar place, we could just grab a cab by ourself, catch a train, catch a horse just to go to work while waze-ing that place!

5) Know lots of guys and rich fellow

In every events that we work in, we get to know bunch of guys no matter they are the crew at the back stage, the event organizer, the emcee, the keh leh feh or even the guests in the event. Like in a day we will meet hundred of people. No, I mean in a few hours event, we met that much of humans. Also, there's lots of VIP, rich people, Dato Datin in the event. Then sometime those people sure come to disturb lengluis and ask for phone numbers. See, your gf market so big. You got so much of competitors.

6) Ugly

Yes, we are ugly. When we hang out with you, we show you the true face. The over damn fucking extremely terrible horrible vegetable scary naked face specially for YOU, my dear. Because while we working, we have the full make up ever in the world, highest heels ever in the world, brightest smile ever in the world, sexiest pose ever in the world. So when we see you, we almost half dying with messy hair, dirty face and casual shirts on us with the beautiful slippers that only cost RM10. Just to hangout with you. Normal people don't get to see us in this condition. Appreciate it.

7) Always busy on phone

For some reasons, I think we even busier than businessman. Businessman busy in meetings, planning, etc etc. But us, we are so busy on phone, checking if any new jobs posted, looking for replacement when we want to ffk a low pay job, finding girls for friends in an event and eat commission, stalking that bitch who selfie with your bestfriend, checking any promotion in their branded stuff and so on and on and on. When bf ask what are you busy in your phone, and they gonna be like: Oh, just jobs, well you know..

8) Pictures in her phone

When you steal her phone and check her gallery, you gonna be freaking out also. Why? Not because she has secret affairs with another rich guy but because her phone is full of pictures of her and lots of different crazy bitches. And your pictures with her are like just that few slides. That's normal and please don't get jealous!

9) Always make you worried

Yes, we are so unpredictable! We can be in Penang today and Malacca tomorrow. We can catch a train, grab a cab by ourself when you're so busy to send us to work. We sometime have an event til late night and still not afraid to catch a taxi home. We also not afraid of going to travel with some strangers that just knew few seconds ago, not afraid to get on a car where you just knew the driver few minutes ago, not afraid to photoshoot with a stranger that never met before. Being a bf, you gotta get ready to be worried 24/7.

10) Dreams

If you ask them what are their dreams, 9 out of 10 will give you the same answer.

Travel !

That's why we work so hard, earn so hard, just to go far far away to see how the world looks like.

What's that mean to you? It means they gonna ditch you here in Malaysia alone again and go travel by herself! That unpredictable bitch is flying again!

End of story! 

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Moist Diane: The Next Generation of Oil Hair Care

Before I am invited to the Moist Diane launch in KL, I swear to god I never heard of this brand. The launching of Moist Diane which launch in Grand Millennum Hotel on 9th February. This is the first time I actually attend this kind of event as a blogger.

Show you my sexy back with oily hair scalp first:D 

This is the logo which I like it so much on the first sight. Let's not waste our time, I'll go straight to the point.

Can check all these in your nearby Watsons. 

What's so unique about this Moist Diane shampoo? It's actually the next generation of oil hair care shampoo and conditioner to the mass? 

YES, it's oil. When I heard it I was like: Wahlau eh, my hair so oily somemore this shampoo so oily? Confirm not suitable d lah. 

But I was wrong, the benefits of the oil on our hair go far beyond our imagination. It's a rich source of nutritional ingredients, and it's directly supplies nutrients to your scalp and hair, also, it adheres dirt for effective cleansing and controls dry and frizzy hair. 

Okay, I know it's bored to talk about this because I'm getting bored with myself too. I can't wait to share my experience!! 

On the first week I was using, I really don't feel anything. It's just a ordinary shampoo. Nothing special. Then I was gonna freak out because if this shampoo it's nothing good, then what should I write it on my blog? 

Okay, so the first week it's actually disappoint me. Then I realized, wahlau eh, I just bleach my hair, no wonder my hair tangle easily and it's so dry no matter how much conditioner I put. Trust me, I put so much hope on this shampoo that's why I was so disappoint at the beginning. On the second week, this is the best part, finally I can feel the different. On the day I writing this post, I use it with all my heart on this. 

The moment I squeeze the shampoo out, OMG it tastes... errr I mean it smells so good so sweet. It is!! I like it when there's bubbles when you massaging your hair scalp :D 

Then I rinse off the shampoo and now the conditioner time. HOHOHOHOHO, believe me. If you have long hair, conditioner is a must. This conditioner is not like ordinary conditioner, you can feel the thickness of it when it's on your palm. And when you put it on your hair, you can feel that it's protecting your hair. 

Okay now the hair dryer time. The moment when I blowing my hair, I can feel my hair like barbie doll's hair which I dislike, because it feels like tangle easily and when I comb it, the hair drop off like I got cancer. Of course, after everything done, I feel like I'm bold. Why? Because my head is so light like I got no hair anymore. HAHAHAHAHA. I'm not kidding with this. I really feel light and it's same feelings like those saloon shampoo I used to use it and it's really expensive.

When I'm outstation, it's impossible for me to bring the whole bottle of saloon shampoo I bought. Because it's too big and heavy! So I always ended up buying some random brand hair shampoo and conditioner in Watsons. You know la, the price cheap cheap, the shampoo also not good til where already ma. 

But with Moist Diane shampoo, it's not expensive at all and it's freaking affordable plus it has the same effects like those luxury expensive saloon shampoo. I guess I'll have to spend my own money to buy it after these because they gave us free sample to use :D 

 This is the one they give us to try. (Me like free stuffs like a cheapskate hehehehe)

It's funny how people never appreciate free things from others. But I'm not. I use these with all my heart and figure out what's special about it instead of reading the ingredients. Feel it with heart, not eyes. And also feel it with your hair hahaha. 

After so many times of using this Moist Diane shampoo, finally it's look good and feel so light and not tangle anymore. My friend loves to touch my hair and she said Wah, I like your hair, it's soft and long and your hair don't look oily ;D ! Thanks ya sampat po :D <3 nbsp="" p="">

So that's all about it. My first time attend this kind of launching event as a blogger and get to know this new shampoo from Japan. Best part is we get the shampoo and conditioner for free. hahahahahah. I wish I could stop acting like a cheapskate. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulLyeaJx-xw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DblcxSq1DmE 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwW0Ex1K8oI

(Moist Diane Shampoo commercial from Japan, check it out haha because it's funny)

Girls, you should try this shampoo. It's not difficult to find because it's everywhere! You can get it in Watsons. 

I'm so happy because I'm sharing good stuff wuhoooo :D 

Throwing Party at Home

I always want to throw a party and invite all of my friends to come over. You know like those american, how they throw out at party, put the song loud, free flow of beers, liquor when their parents are away. Sounds really fun though as I never did before.

But, if I really gonna do this. That would be disaster. First of all, is either I create the event in facebook and invite everyone I know or I don't know. Whatever it is. Make it happening. What's the feedbacks and questions will be like.....

1) Got parking ah?

"Eh, I can come lah that night, but your place got parking ah? Where should I park my car?"

"Park at the highway, walk in to my garden. You think my house is shopping mall meh, so many parking lot."

2) No transport

"Eh, so late leh. I can't lah. No people send me home. I don't know want to ask which water fish to send me wor."

Walk can ah? Start walking now, should be reach tomorrow night.

3) So far

"Wah, you stay so far ah? Can't lah so far. Next time lah. You throw the party nearer to my place I can go."

I throw boom at your house better lah.

4) Traffic jam

"Wah, your place always traffic jam one wor. Cannot go lah sorry."

Lau eh, you don't go out la. Stay at home sure no traffic jam.

5) Your friends I don't know

"You invite who? I know or not? If I don't know I don't want go lah. Later I stand there alone emo."

Lau eh, correct also. With this kind of pattern sure no one wants to talk to you lah. You stay at home sit at the corner emo la.

6) Got lengzai lenglui?

"Got invite pretty girls handsome boys or not?"

Got, I'm inviting you already. To make them feel handsome/pretty.

7) Working tomorrow

"Sorry la, working tomorrow. Can't attend. Have fun." 

Lau ehhhhhhh, you working tomorrow, not working now. OMG. I didn't ask you party til tomorrow alsoooooooooooooo.

8) I shy

"Eh, many people going ah? I shy leh?'

Knnmccb, shy don't come out la. Stay at home drink nen nen can?

9) Why don't want go club?

"Why at your house? Why don't want go club?"

Lau eh, later you fall asleep you want sleep at toilet bowl or house sofa?

10) Think first.

"I think think first la. Not sure can go or not."

Lau eh, I ask you marry me meh now? Need to think so much.

11) No money

"Tight budget la. End of the month d." 

Lau eh, I didn't ask you buy whole lorry of milk to come over also.


Actually I'm just saying all these shits. I like party but I don't drink, I don't smoke, I just love the loud music and chilling with lots of people for no reason. Hahahahaha. I'm just being weird.

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