Someone tell me what to do?

Talking about my last job in Malacca, a bikini show. They require us to do catwalk beside the pool. Okay, easy job. Payment not too bad, not very high also.

So what pissed me off was, we did our rehearsal. Okay, and one girl wasn't there. Alright, that's fine. There are 3 of us from KL, and the left are from Malacca. Total there are 8 models. 3 Malacca girls, 2 Malacca guys and then 3 of us.

Rehearsal was great, nothing special. And the one girl who wasn't there, they said she is alright, we always have her in our show. She knows what to do. Okay after the rehearsal, they send us back to hotel check in and everything. Then we are going for make up. When we just get there, omg, the room was dark, make up artist need them to carry flash and flash to their face just to let them make up.

We were waiting and then we decided that we should just make up by ourselves because we don't want to late for the show. So 3 of us went back to our hotel room and started make up. Okay, finally it's 10pm. We went to the bar. They just tell us to do good in the show.

Here's come the first round with hawaii outfit. First round with slow walk, then come back. With your partner and lastly with the guy. Oh gosh, the girl who absent for the rehearsal actually did wrong and all of us behind just followed. Why are we following blindly? Because this is Malacca and they are much familiar. Maybe they decided to change route and never get to inform us? Okay, so we just follow what they did.

Actually it's totally a mess up. The last of the first round should be with the guys but 3 of the Malacca girls actually gone. They were at the upstairs and we were waiting downstairs for them. They gotta get out first then only it's our turn(the kl girls' turn). Guys don't want to go out first because they are waiting for them. So we can't do anything since this is Malacca. After all these it should done for the first round. So we went to the back stage. And the person in charge waiting for us.

He scolded us like a dog, said we didn't do like what we did in rehearsal. Okay great. Then he said you guys should keep going out until the music stopped! (No one tell us when to stop seriously). So okay, lesson learned. We must do better in the second round.

FYI, those models are students of the person in charge. You must know this. First round, they didn't do what they should do in rehearsal. They disappear for the last walk in the first round. Okay.

Second round was great. We keep walk until the music stopped. Let me make things clear. 2 models should go out first, then switch me n another Malacca model, next will be two KL girls and lastly the 2 male models. But it went wrong, I get out first because 1 girl was missing so I have to go or else we will get scold again. The music still going on.

Okay, then they kinda come back to backstage and tell us that, one of the Malacca girl come to us and say we must keep walk even though our jobs is done. The music on, we go. Doesn't matter who. If your partner went missing, it's okay. See who is available just go. One of the KL girl respond to her saying that, is your partner problem, you should communicate with your partner, not us. We are doing great here. My partner won't went missing or not going out like this.

Is actually small matter that I don't care, as long as we make a good show. But it ended up like what you know? I felt like I got cheated in that show. You know what is 吊花场？Someone tell me what is call in english please. At the end of the show, they want us to walk around the whole place and there's a guy following us asking those customers if they want to buy us some flowers. I totally feel like duh we are not here for this shit !! If they buy flowers for you, ah well, you just need to take a pictures with them or maybe drink with them? I got no idea. We didn't say much as long as we are safe. No one buy flowers for us. End of the show, we leave.

End of story. That's it. The next day, that's the disaster happen. We got told that we are not getting any cents for this job. We were like WHAT THE FUCK???

The person in charge blame us for not doing a great show. We are not good. Not professional. Is okay, I asked one of the male model if they get their payment they said monday. So ok, we will just wait and see.

On monday, I asked again about the payment. He said not yet. Is okay, I'll just call the person in charge. The moment when he knows I'm one of the model in that show. Wahlau, he started his M16 to me. He start scold from the conversation til the end of the conversation and he cut off the line. I was like........

In the conversation, he said you girls ruined my fucking show. I was suppose to have the 1 year contract with that hotel. Now the boss is not giving me any cents and I lost my contract also. Thanks to you girls. I paid deposit to your agent already. You know how much we got? An outstation job wear bikini catwalk show wei, they give us RM100+++ per person. And he even said I felt it's too much for you girls.

I'm so speechless, I tried to get the number of the boss from that hotel. Just to confirmed if the person in charge not cheating us. But my friend who works in the hotel told me that the boss seldom come also. Even come also awhile and look around. Can he actually not paying any cents for the show?!

In the conversation, the person in charge keep saying the boss complain you girls sucks. Not doing a good show. Not even professional. But I never see the boss the whole night. Maybe he got cctv or spy to tell him? I think he is mad with us because no one buy flowers for us so they don't get the extra $$$. Maybe?

I'm naive. I don't know who is not telling the truth. I don't care what's going on. I just want my money back. RM100+ is not even enough.

So here's the question, do you think I should public all their names here? No one seem to give me a good answer. The conclusion of that is you only get this much of money and that's about it. For me is like, we are doing it good for you. We did it great. But it shouldn't end up like this. You know what they request? They want us to go back to Malacca, back to the hotel and talk to each other face to face.

My friend said we should just let our agent do the job. But the thing is the agent wasn't there on that night, she can't help much.

Whenever I think back how he scolded me on the phone, scolded us at the backstage and lastly not getting the full payment, I honestly want to kick his balls so hard. But he said he doesn't get any $$ from the boss. Thus, I don't know what can I do.

Im angry and there are lots of typo. KTHXBYE

Freelance Agent We Dislike

Not those property agents Im talking about, not about insurance or whatsoever. It's just those agents that hire us (freelancers) for those events.

Now, let's talk about how annoying and disgusting they could be. I hope I don't offence any of my agent friends here. If you really pissed off by me, please don't tell me you did that. 

1) Dragging the payment. 

If you can't pay us on time like what you had promise, then informed us and apologize. Or just informed us that your company hasn't get the pay from client or whatsoever. Don't let us wait like a bitch there trying to chase you about the payment. We are not lack of money, we just afraid you run away with those few hundred bucks there. Just the few hundred dude. 

Is okay if you can't pay on time, just tell us. We understand. Don't be a douche bag for not replying our message after it's seen! 

2) Low payment

It's really okay for me if it's low paymentttttt. How low is it? You want those girls stand so many hours and you only give like $100? Plus, you want us to do so many things. And you required us to do full make up, high heels and everything. Seriously? For so many hours? Why don't you hire your auntie to do it for you? I'm fine with low payment as long as I got job. But just don't ask a girl to carry heavy stuffs like I'm a man. 

3) Escort agents 

I don't hate those escort agents. What I hate is they randomly text girls and ask them if they are interested. And they kinda like forcing you without really that's fucking obvious. It's funny when they say It's good money, you only need to be there for few hours and you got this much of money. Trust me, it's a very attractive amount of money. Escort sounds so elegant, but in a bad way, we call it prostitute. You get paid by having sex with some rich guys. Escort agents get paid by bringing girls for those rich guys. Sometime their commission are fucking high.

One random guy actually ask why are you not doing this? You see, it's good pay, you had fun, you know rich people. Yea, right dude. Ask your girlfriend or your mama do it. 

4) Asking you out. 

Oh gosh, it's fine that an agent ask you out for lunch dinner or supper or whatsoever. Maybe he had a crush on you! It's normal that you see that agent you know in relationship with a girl you work before. I think it's sweet. But just don't be a dickhead asking every girls that you know please. Freelance world is small, once your name and your phone number share by us, everyone started to anti you. 

I had an experience that an agent ask me out to meet in a cafe because their office is way too far from me. He said he needs to interview me and see if I look exactly the same with pictures. So the interview went very well and he said he will give me some jobs in the future. Alright, great =) 

Then the next week, he keep asking me out for drinks. And I was like, I don't have a car and I can't catch a public transport to meet him up at night. So he offered me to give me a ride and I was like no fucking way! What if you don't want to send me home? Is a fucking nightmare that he keeps texting me asking me out. I was alright at the beginning when he asking me out for drinks. Once, he said he is on the way to my place to pick me up so we could go for a drinks, and I was waiting for like half an hour. He said he is on the way and when I ask where the fuck are you? He just can't tell me where the hell he is. Then I act like a bitch said that: dude, why don't we just cancel the outing, I can't go out so late at night. Well then, good bye ! 

And trust me, a disaster happen. LOL, he kept scolding me on whatsapp, voice message, like, why the fuck are you doing this to me? Don't you know there is traffic jam while I'm on my way? You can't do this to me. You promised to come out. I got so freak out and I share his phone number in one of my freelancer girls group and asked who the fuck is this guy? The answers those girls giving me actually make me feel relieve. They said he is fucking weird, keep asking every girls out for interview but never give them jobs.

But I feel bad for making him come all the way to my place. (Not even sure if he actually coming).

Go fuck yourself! 

5) Talk bad about you

Gosh, is alright if you gossip telling other people which girls are lazy, which girls hardworking, which girls are extremely beautiful, which girls are freaking arrogant and so on. But just make sure your words don't come back to us. We would fight back telling everyone that your jobs sucks, you never give us payment on time, your jobs scope are different from what you told us. 

Good luck in looking for girls to work for you in the future, you dumbass. 

6) Keep texting you 

Is okay to text us if you have a jobs. Just don't waste your time text us asking have you eaten? What you doing now? Are you working tomorrow? How old are you? 

Omg just stop it. You are busy, I am busy. Why are you doing this? 

Is even disgusted me when one of the agent text me: Hey I got a job. I asked what? Reply my message. 

"... ...." 

7) Not replying messages when we asking a freaking serious question. I'm not kidding, I'm serious.

When they want you to confirm if you can work, they being so fierce asking you to reply for confirmation. When you ask them about the jobs, they never reply. Like NEVERTHEFUCK. Even worst when they promised there's allowance for the jobs like parking allowance, foods allowance, petrol allowance. Oh gosh, they "cui gong lan pa song". 

Say very clever, when you ask for the allowance, they gone d. Only give you the basic. Niaseng. Waste my petrol go so far, payment so low, somemore parking so expensive. Deduct everything I eat also not enough d. And they just gone d. The numbers you have call is not available. Don't have say don't have la, don't cheat me go so far. I can find other girls for you ma. Lau eh! 

8) Too much commission 

I understand you will absolutely get commission from the client. But don't so much can or not. A girl, client paid you $400, and you took $200 and you gave us $200. Half of it dude. Seriously? And there are 8 girls. Are you fucking kidding me? 

Now I know why there are so many agents out there. 

Alright, I know what you're thinking. Girls are so hard to please. They get paid so high by being vase there, do nothing at all and so many patterns asking for allowances. Duh, sometime I feel like I'm over pattern. But when I need to stand with the high heels, thick make up and set nice hair. I honestly feel that that's not the price you should be giving. We need to walk around with the high heels, approach customers, talk to the public, creating awareness, and so on. Come, I pay you, you do it. 

9) Ask us to reach venue earlier 

I'm fine if you want us to reach earlier for us to get ready, touch up the make up, brief us and so on. But honestly, if you want us to be there so early, make sure you dont late too! 

It's always pissed me off when they want us to be there earlier do nothing and keep asking us to wait. Somenore keep warning us: Girls, please be there sharp at 11.30am! When you reached there and text them they never reply d. 

Sohai, then I come so early for what? It's not like we got extra pay. You also haven't reach somemore request so much. Your brain masuk air hio?! 

10) Job scope never tell properly 

Before work you only tell us we need to do this. Ok fine, with this much of payment, that long of hours, with just some little things to do. I think is fine. But it always so stupid when you reached there started working, they give you different, difficult and annoying stuff to do. Seriously? 

Is it so difficult for you to tell us that job scope might change or different? In the job details you said we only have to give flyers, but when we reach there you want us to approach customers and get their details. Why don't you straight away write it in the job details????? 

I expect that Low payment long hours is only for giving out flyers. Not approach customers, stopped them from walking, ask them write their details for me. And keep forcing us to get more details from people in the mall. Wahlau eh!! No extra pay meh? 

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How Good To Be A Lesbian

Sometime I wonder how great it is if my partner is a girl? We can do lots of things together and still have lots of fun..

If my dating partner is a girl, then...

1) We can go to the washroom and selfie together :D

Couple loves to take pictures and selfie, and the best place to snap pictures will always be in the washroom. Big mirror and good lighting!

2) More caring than a guy.

They know how pain is your period pain, they know what you need, they know why are you upset, they know how to make you happy, they know why girls love shopping so much, they know why you keep going to the saloon. Not saying guys don't know any of these, but girls understand more :)

3) Sleepover!!

It's weird to bring a guy to sleepover in my house. Mom gonna ask a lot if I bring a guy to my house and say he's gonna sleep in my room tonight. My mum is a typical chinese, she is absolutely gonna chop me into 18 pieces and put me in the refrigerator. Is different when I bring a girl to my house and say, mum, girls pillow talk tonight.

4) Sharing clothes together :D

You got lots of extra choices to choose what to wear for the day. Extra clothes, shoes, sneakers, heels, pants and etc. You can even share underwear and bras LOL. Just kidding.

5) Shopping together.

When you bring a guy to do your shopping, what you see is him scrolling his phone, looking for chairs to sit, hold everything you bought, and keep yawning. They even like to say: Oh god, I love shopping with my gf! It's fucking lie. I can see the boredness deep inside their heart. How good if you bring a girl along, you can bring her to buy bra and underwear together without being shy :D

6) Emergency stuff

What if your period come to visit you while you sleepover at your gf's house? Wow, she has the pad too !! :D

7) Good listener

They are absolutely the best listener ever in the world. They listen they understand and they trying to help. But for guys, when you tell them your problems, they only take it as the constant nagging. Then they will try to avoid you by watching their football matches.

8) Don't worry about cheating

Sometime you just too worry about your bf cheating on you. HE FUCKED WITH THE GIRL!! They gonna come back to you and say it's man needs or it's so sudden. But with a girl, she might be cheating but at least not with her dick xD

9) Who's gonna pay the bills?

It's so awkward when you gotta worry who's gonna pay the bills when you in a date with a guy. If you pay it, guys gonna feel awkward. If the guy pays it, I feel like I owe him something. But when you with a girl, I don't care. This time mine, next time YOU!

10) Getting naked and shower together.

I always have a thing that I'm so shy to get naked infront of guys. Like a no-no in my life. But when I'm with a girl, gosh, I just don't fucking care at all. I'm going to shower, you wanna join? xD

11) Don't have to worry about getting pregnant

This is so not my thing, I still support sex after marriage :D

So shut up!

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如果狗会说话，那我希望它会回答我...

狗狗不会说话，而且它们有时也表达不了自己。它们就是会给你种眼神告诉你它想要什么，而它们有时也不明白你在说什么。所以我们就这样用眼神交流。有时我看着狗，看它看着我，我就会问它：why? what you want? har? 就这样，其实我希望狗会跟我说话。

#1 有时从外面回来，家里一个人都没有，只有那只狗跳来跳去，跑出跑进，很开心的吠呀吠～好像要告诉整条街我回来了这样。这时我就会问我的狗，我妈妈咧？我哥哥咧？他们去哪里？

如果狗真的会说话，那它可能会回答我：你妈妈去她朋友家打麻将，没有４０圈都不回来，你午餐晚餐自己解决，最重要的还有本少爷的午餐晚餐。我午餐想吃这个，晚餐想吃那个。你哥哥也一样不回来了，所以今晚的散步环节你要负责带我去，我想去desa park city那边逛，那天看到了一个妹子还真的不错看！好，就这样决定。你回来我就放心了，我先去睡午觉。

#2 有时我躺在床上看戏时，那只傻狗就会在我隔壁看着。我就会问：你想怎样？看到这样。要什么就讲，不要一直看看看。我不知道你想什么的。

如果它会回答我的话，那我觉得它会说：妖秀A, wa ai ki bang jiu lah! 尿急到膀胱都烂了你还看我看你的。甘纳塞，下次醒目点好不好。要是我在客厅尿了，你就要给我洗干净，不然晚上你有排给妈妈骂，零用钱都没了。你自己看着办吧小主人。

#3 有时我在吃着东西的时候，那傻狗又来了。天啊～你想怎样？给你吃了我吃什么？　

如果它会回答的话：你一个人吃会吃肥啦，分一点给我又不会怎样？有福同享，有难同当啊！来啦，就给我一小块啦。不要吝啬喂。我都准备Hand给你了你还想怎样。

#4 有时睡得很甜的时候，那只傻狗会在外面一直吠一直吠。吠了又吠，还要跟我来个high key的吠。不醒都不能了。那时我就会出去问它，你吠什么喔你？7早8早你不睡别人也要睡啊！ 

如果它回答我的话，那它应该会说：靠腰，你看外面那条瘦狗跟我TMD的喷尿在那边！这条街好歹也是本少爷的。它这样根本就是要跟我过不去啊！你别拉着我，让我去决一胜负，给我去，别拉我。 

少爷，你去吧。我没拉着你，门都已经帮你开好了，你在等什么？顺便买早餐给我，我继续睡了。

#5 有时外面有人按门铃，傻狗的反应最大。可以从家的后尾吠到屋外。你这么激动干嘛？妹子来找你是吧？谁在外面？

如果它肯回答我的话，它应该想表达：怎么知道是谁，吠就是啦。给外面的人知道这家有恶狗，看他们怕不怕！

少爷，你这样子像恶狗吗？

#6 有时睡到朦朦胧胧的时候，我就会感觉到那条傻狗跳上来睡在我脚边。那时候我就会问它：喂，你睡客厅的好不好？谁让你进来吹冷气了。

如果它会回答，那它应该也朦朦胧胧的说：客厅很热，你舍得让本少爷在外面过夜吗？ 

#7 有时在客厅看戏时，傻狗会把头放在你手边，就一直撞你的手。那时候我就假装问它，why? what you want boy?

如果它有耐心的话，它应该会回答我：很明显了好不好？我头痒啊，你帮我捉捉行不行？顺便sayang sayang我啦！人多，人家不好意思说嘛！

#8 当妈妈生气骂人的时候，那条傻狗不是一早不见狗影了，又或者是它会坐在你的脚上把头躲在你腋下。那时候我就会问它：什么事啊你？你想怎样？我要去小便了，你这样坐在我的脚也不是办法。

如果它那时候没有怕到漏尿的话，它应该可以回答我的说：哇，小主人！平时我对你这么好，你这次当帮帮我行不行。难道你看不出现在是世界大战４了吗？你还顾着小便，快护驾啦。把我送到安全的地方。

#9 换好衣服准备要出门的时候，傻狗都很热血沸腾的又吠。你又吠什么？我要出门了，小声点不要给妈妈知道。我不会带你去的，你死了条心吧！

如果它回答我的话，那我觉得它会很奸诈的说：嘿嘿嘿，小主人。我记得昨晚有人半夜三更出门，没有天亮也没回来哦。要么你现在带我出去，要么给我买条肉回来。年轻人，你自己选吧!

#10 朋友过来家拜访时，那条傻狗一定开心到又在家到处乱跑，跑了好多圈终于停下来了。这时候，它会骑上其中一个朋友身上要强奸了。我就会很生气地说：NO!! 你想干嘛？那是我朋友，几时轮到你来，给我滚进房间!

如果它回答我的话，都说了有福同享，我试过了再告诉你。

唉，hamsap dog! 你这好色狗气死我了！

#11 有时在吃东西的时候，它明明在看着我吃的，转过去的时候，它就假装没有在看。我很想问它，偷看就偷看啊，被我抓包了还假装没事情。你到底在想什么的傻狗？ 

我觉得它会流着口水回答我说：我想趁你不注意的时候偷咬一口看是什么味道的。 

这就是它被我拍下的证据！还看！

好呗，时间到。暂时就这样了。再见！ 

快说再见啦傻狗！

Awkward Stuff You Ever Did While Driving A Manual Car

#1 Forget to step on clutch while changing gear. Once I was driving and passing the traffic light and I was going to change my gear and I totally dreaming. I forgot to step the clutch and my car ended up krek kreak kreaakkkkkk in the crossroad. Wahlau, damn siasui! Lucky no one knows me there!

#2 Forget to disengage handbrake. I was in hurry and so nervous after I changed my gear and then I forgot to let off the handbrake. So I actually driving with my handbrake engaging. When I found my parking, turn off the engine then I realize the handbrake is engage. Omg, how on earth this happen?! No wonder the car goes so slow when I step on the accelerator. Somemore so many cars following behind me. It feels like my car gonna shut off while I was on the road. What a shame! 

#3 Forget to put the gear to R while reversing. Every time I get to the car, I automatically start the engine, put the gear to first gear and disengage the handbrake. And then reverse. WTF? Why the car don't know how to reverse one? Oh stupid cunt, you're on first gear. 

#4 Anxious while stopping your car on a ramp. When the car at the front moving, gosh!! This is the most scariest time you ever had in your life. You need to let go the clutch and step on the accelerator so your car won't dies out. Every time when you get too nervous, you died out over there and your car is moving backward. And you get more and more nervous. And then you need to engage your handbrake and do everything all over again. Wahlah eh, the driver behind sure laughing already.

#5 Put the wrong gear. I ever did this. I swear I did. I was speeding out on the highway and while I'm going to turn right,  I automatically step on clutch, change the gear and brake a little bit. Then this things happened!! I changed my 4th gear to the 1st gear. And the car was like...... vrooooooommmmmm!! Omg, I can't believe I'm such a dickhead on the road. 

#6 Not on a free gear while start up engine. Usually we will checked if the gear is free before start up engine. Ever experienced you start up engine on first gear? Do it if you never, you will experience a free horse riding.  

#7 Traffic jam. It always killing people while you're driving a manual car and you stuck in the traffic jam. You get the chance to practice step clutch, change gear, step accelerator, brake, clutch again, change gear, stop. Again and again. 

#8 Don't know what to do when you're on 5th gear. Speed up in the highway and you're already on the gear 5, and you don't know what else to do. Should I slow down? Or should I stop in the middle of road now so people know that I've reached 5th gear! :D 

#9 Awkward moment when your car dies out at the traffic light and you're the first car in front. Too nervous and let off the clutch too fast and car just dies out. The moment when there are lots of cars waiting behind and the moment when the car is horning at the back and the moment you look at your back mirror. Oh my god, I wish there's a hole for me to hide. I need a tissue too. I'm sweating a lot now. 

#10 Forget that if I'm on gear 5 and I thought it was gear 3. This is what I always wondering about. What if one day I'm on the 5th gear and I thought I'm still in 3rd gear, and I think I should put to 4th gear ended up a reverse? Will it ever happen? How does that feel while you're on the highway? From 5th gear to reverse. I asked my dad and he said it's not gonna happen because from 5th gear to reverse, you can't feel the straight line. If you get what I mean. Hahahahaha.

#11 Using waze and driving a manual is expert. I don't have a phone holder in the car, everytime when I'm travelling I need to hold the phone, change gear, play with the steering. Oh fuck I think I'm fucking awesome but it's fucking not. I got not enough hand to do everything and I always ended up throw my phone away. 

I know some expert car drivers never experience this, but some of us, we did these all the time and that's what make us a road bullier now! HAHAHAHAHA. 

记得小时候，

记得小时候我会躺在你胸膛，不给你走的闹别扭说不要走，陪我睡。醒来后你都不见。长大了你让我学会一个人在漆黑的房间睡觉。自己住酒店也不害怕。

记得小时候已经对钱很敏感的帮你管理钱，有多余的自己拿来用。长大后，我自己学会了管理钱，该花就花，不该花就不花，花了也记下花在哪边。

记得小时候我害怕陌生人的时候我总是躲在你背后。在你朋友面前大吵大闹要回家不给你一丝面子，你都不生气，反而很有耐心的叫我等你一下。长大了你让我学会在别人面前要有礼貌，就算不喜欢也要等回家之后才闹。

记得小时候你总爱带我去游泳池，特地请人教我游泳。要我这矮人十等的小妹跳进深不见底的游泳池里是多么的恐怖。不是这样，也不会有今天的我。就算要我跳进深不见底的大海里也不害怕。还变成今天的那所谓整天只穿着比基尼女郎。

记得小时候你总爱说些很无聊的废话，找一些无聊的东西做弄我，搞到我哭笑不得。长大后，你让我学会弄身边的朋友笑。让我学会说无聊话搞到朋友很无奈的想打我。

记得小时候你偶尔会花些心思，准备些惊喜给我。让我感动，让我觉得我一定要对你很好。长大后，我都学会花心思逗一逗我身边珍贵的朋友。让他们也觉得他们应该要对我好一点。

记得小时候都好像很穷，你都会把你身上所有钱给了我，就是因为我闹别扭要买东西。长大了我都学会好好的用钱，对有需要的朋友总是毫不犹豫的把钱借给他。

记得小时候你总是害我迟到上学，然后教我说谎，告诉老师又塞车了。长大后，我都不敢再迟到因为迟到走进课室的时候很尴尬。

记得小时候我生你气时，你总会在旁边跟我说话，问我东西，说些白痴话。而我就从来都不想理你。等他你无奈走开了，我才乖乖的跟你说回话。长大后，我没学到什么。我只知道生气的时候最好什么都不说，不然说错话让你伤心了。

记得小时候我不知所措时总是第一个打电话给你问你怎么办好，而你就算死也死给我解决。因为是宝贝女儿的命令。长大后哭的时候也是第一个打给你，但却不是要你解决，只是想问你在干嘛？我想找人聊天。

记得小时候我不懂犯了什么错，你第一次出手打哭我了。那时候我感觉到你不爱我了。长大后，我都不敢犯错。因为就是错了，你也不再打我了。就算错了，你还可以容忍我。

记得小时候我贪玩跟朋友去了一个很遥远的地方玩没有通知你一声。害你在我约好的时间和地点焦急的等了我很久，电话打通了我又不接。那一次我很怕，想了很多谎话骗你。结果还是被你发现了。你只是很心平气和的问我去了哪里，为什么去这么远不通知一声。我不会不给你去，但是万一你出了什么事该怎么办？那个晚上我很懊悔，我哭了很久。长大后无论我去哪里都好，我都学会写封简讯告诉他我在哪里，几点回。

长大后，距离远了，感觉变了，语气换了，脾气坏了，态度差了，沟通少了， 吵架多了，体谅没了。

对你的印象没那么深刻了，就算有也是小时候的那些记忆。长大后，肉麻的事情都不做了，只是偶尔几通电话，没钱单声，立刻汇给你。对你的事情总是重写，因为害怕有一天我嫁人了，把你给忘记了。

When Girls go to the gym...,

It's like a fever for everyone especially girls to go to the gym. Okay, I'm talking about those princess girly girl alright. Don't ever feel that I'm saying you in my blog okkk.

First of all, let's see.

1) Selfie 

Usually when typical girls go to gym to do exercise, they do a lot of selfie more than their sit ups. 100 selfie pictures, 10 sit ups. Fair enough. Please la, seriously what's the point when you spend so many times on selfie instead of doing your sit ups? Furthermore, you keep looking who's like on that pictures in your social networks wei? Go home can ha?

2) Make up 

Wahlau eh, go gym also want make up lo. Somemore waterproof one leh the eye liner. Don't play play! Seriously, if you're so afraid to show your ugly face, why don't u stay at home? Because in the gym, everyone is not really looking that great with the "I'm gonna die" face, "1000 sit ups done" face, "the squat" face and so on. I know what you want, you only want the waist line on your fat tummy, the super duper hyper extremely nice ass and what else? A slim legs maybe? If that's all, you can actually do it at home. You don't need to go all the way to the gym and waste your eye liner. It's freaking me out when it's not a waterproof one. So, don't post a picture with your make up face wearing a sport bra with a caption saying HARD WORK TODAY! I no see hard work at all baby. I see fat tummy. Opps.

3) Check In 

I tell you la, you must believe me. Even I'm not staying with you, I'm not that close with you, we don't contact that much at all, we are staying 283478264 miles away but I'll tell you what!! I know how many times you went to the gym in a god damn one week!! DO YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO CHECK IN EVERY TIME YOU GO TO THE GYM? To tell people how hard core you are on check in the fb?

4) Report 

When I'm in school, I write report. In college, I still need to write a report. Even sometimes my jobs, I still still need to get one report done. But you, you are just going to the gym wei. Do you really need to write a report on facebook? On the bloody hell facebook social networks? Today, 15 squats, 20 sit ups, 15 push up, and 1500 selfies. I think I can do it more tomorrow. Jia you myself!! (Omg, I'm crying when I see this! Write it in your diary, not your fb, people is looking, and I'm already hide the posts.) 

5) Chatting more than exercise 

This one really kek sei. In the gym, wow nice ass you have, how long you've been working out on it? WOW, nice boobs there! Whao nice hair ~~ All the people in gym you also know d, what else you want to do now? 

6) Checking on hot guys 

If you really want to hit on guys, go other place la. People here for gym, not here for you to hit leh! Don't disturb other people la please eh xiao jie. 跑回去你的跑步机可以吗？

7) Videos 

Wahlau eh, you know ah? Nowadays we got instagram videos, we got MeiPai apps. You really know how to make use of it hor? You seriously need to make a video for how many push up you do one meh? I don't understand leh, can you tell me what is the purpose ah? 

8) Facebook 

Exactly! You see she will check in first, then she write report d, after that she made a videos, what else? You kena all d ah? LOL. Then after 10 sit ups, her phone keeping got notifications d. Ah miao commented on your videos, LiQii woo and 100000 people likes your video. LiQii woo commented on your status, "wahlau so busy write report, no need work out one is it?" You busy liao lo, no need sit ups d ma? 

9) Give up soon 

Then you will see they got lots of delicious foods pictures up there and caption: eat liao only increase my sit ups, eating can increase my selfie pictures also. Less going to the gym d, starting to emo liao. Say work liao so long also fat. Eventually, give up liao~ No more gym pictures after they see my blog. Finally people around me no one going to the gym but end up after one month, everyone post their waistline pictures. Wuhoooo~ This is the happy ending I imagine for them lol 

10) Back to beginning 

Basically back to the beginning, you will see them emo again calling themselves fat and starting to go to gym again and start all over againnnnnn. 

Honestly I don't go to gym, even if I go to gym, I'm like those typical girls who selfie hahahahaha. The reason I don't go to gym is because got lots of people, lots of distraction, people looking at you, I don't know how to use the equipment, and I scare I will scare them off away and I got no money for it.

So what I do was, I used to sit ups, squats, planks and everything at home. I used to lah, now no more d! HAHAHAHA. So my advices for my friends is, if you really want waistline, you do all these exercise at home and don't give up. Do it for a month non stop. I suggest you to choose February because got 28 days only. That's it, tahan a month, sure got results. 

Everytime when I tell my friends these, they will be like: Haiya, I know lah. I lazy only ma. Do 3 days give up d. You see your problem d? So don't ask for my advices if you're so fucking lazy, I'm lazy to talk to you too. And you're fats on your tummy are lazy to leave you. So diam, go home start doing it. I'll see you one month later, high five face! 

BYE

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Things that I dislike during yam cha

Define 'Yam cha'. (5 marks)

YAM CHA is a very common word we use in Malaysia. Most of my ang mo friends don't know what is yam cha. Let me tell u, if I direct translate to English, it means drink tea. In Malaysia, we don't really mean drink tea. But we all gather together, sit down, chit chat and have some drinks. It could be beers, fruit juices, soft drinks but we don't mean to drink tea. Because scare night time cannot sleep ma! So, basically we say it like: oi, let's go yam cha tonight! Got the picture yet?

Yea, I dislike to yam cha due to some reasons.

1) Smoke kaki

It means the gang of smokers. Can you imagine the whole group of people sitting together chitchatting and the whole group of them are smoking?! And I'm the only one who don't smoke? I can't even say duh!! really?! I'm gonna die by just inhaling u guys secondhand smoke! and the whole chatting session I'm totally in a dizzy mode. When they finally say gosh, it's late now, let's go home. Wow, release man release. I can finally now inhale the fresh air as much as possible. Honestly? Hello, I wish u guys bring a plastic bag along so u could cover your head and inhale exhale your own smoke baby! Don't worry, I'll bring the plastic bags for u guys next time!

2) Phone Kaki

You can't imagine this, or I mean you can. They ask me out for yam cha and all they do is they chatting on their phone. Hey babe, what's wrong? I'm infront of you. Like, why the fuck u ask me out and all u did is just textin? Why don't u get your ass back home and do it instead of asking me out to see how u text? I know how to text with phone, I really do. You don't have to show me honey. Will u just go home please? 

3) Talk too much kaki

OMG, I always have this situation. Is like they keep talking from the beginning of the yam cha session till the end of the session. And I've been a best listener u ever had in your life. I don't interrupt u, I agree with whatever u say, I say you're doing the right things just to make u stop talking. Seriously, yam cha is a 2 ways communication man. But it seems like you're the only one who talking. Pathetic. Pathetic. Pathetic. Me. I wish to talk too. HAHAHA. LET ME TALK! Im actually not a quiet person.

4) Cold zone kaki

The one who never catch up with the topic we chatting. I asked have u eaten? She said no, I came from bukit bintang? well, is there lots of stars from where u come from? Oi, wake up liao la ~~ come back to Malaysia wei, youre not with penguins anymore.

5) check in kaki

They asked me out, they asked how are you, then they check on their facebook, they checked in and tagged me on it. And thats all about it. End of the yam cha session. This is the intention they asked me out ):

Just to check in a nice place. Cool stuff.

6) Sales kaki

Oi, long time no see. How are you? I'm good. I've been doing this and selling this? would you like to join me?

Oh gawt, Oh gawt, Oh gawt!! You cheated me. You ask me out and make me listen to your stuff for the fucking few hours? Just fucking kill me please. I DON'T WANT TO JOIN ANYTHING! just let me go home. Please I beg you. I beg u please. Can I throw my bag to your face?

7) Beer kaki

Like I said, yam cha doesn't mean drink tea. It means other things. Beers, fruit juices or soft drinks. But for me, beers is a fucking no no! When I said no, they called me bored. I didn't know drinking beer is a so called I'M NOT A BORED PERSON.

Oh u call that relax? That's always million of ways to relax instead of getting drunk and stay not sober and u need to drive home in that situation and cause a fucking accident on the road.

You're wasting oxygen to live, dirtying the land while u die. I wasn't cursing u, I was just trying to say u can relax in healthy way.

8) Making noise kaki

Omg sometime I feel so embarrassing to yam cha with this people. They scream so loud, they laugh too loud, they over respond, they freaking many pattern. Omg look! Everyone is looking at us in the cafe now. I think we are famous already. Tomorrow, reporter is gonna interview us. How can we be so loud so hyperactive?

I'm gonna famous soon, everyone is so gonna know who we are! Everyone is gonna share our stories in facebook and they gonna admire us! be prepare from now! 

9) Showing off kaki

You can't beat a show off kaki! When they wanna show off and they telling you their stuff, you will never get to stop them with your star wars sword, your gorilla, your battle ship, your m16. Because when it start, it will never stop!

You will need to get torture by all their awesome stuffs. I will need to repeat the AWESOME words non stop just to make them feel good with what they have. I don't want to drag them down to the black hole about the reality and the real life. So, go ahead. Come on and torture me!

10) funeral mode kaki

There's no laughter, no chitchatting, a very quiet environment. No one is talking. The scary mode. You feel bad even tho u just breathing.  Can you imagine the situation? man, ill never want to go out with these people anymore. Let me go let me go ~ !

Alrighty, so just don't ask me yam cha if you're any of them ok?!

Typical Facebook Weirdos, are you one of them?

1) The Weird Stalker

How do you know if a person is a stalker? Well, of course you need to talk to them and they probably gonna tell you everything about it. Like when I hang out with my friend, they told me. "Eh, the abcd efgh and hijk lmnop is qrstuvwxyz." And I was like, this sounds familiar! Then they told me oh well, I saw you posted on your facebook status. Okay, nevermind. The next thing, they mentioned another status I wrote before. And the awesome part was, they said it out like they memorize the whole things. Awkward part was I don't even remember I had that status! So is abcdefg before hijklmn? 

Oh My ! 

2) Tagging Pictures Without Your Face In It 

Hello, what's the main point you tag me in? Like I don't look like you at all, I don't have your cute duck face, I don't have your fancy bags, I don't have anything in you. WHY THE HELL YOU TAGGED ME IN IT? I find it always weird when they tag their friends in their pictures and the caption wrote: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE ! with the fucking face in it! I can accept if you tag me with stuffs that your selling or your own business you just started on, but not your fucking face ok?! Why why why!!

3) Fake Shits 

Yea. the fake shits. Girls do make ups, had all their fake eye lashes and so on. We used to see how big different a girl with and without make up, but for me, the best part is, so what if it's just make up? She's not doing the plastic surgery alright? Talking about plastic surgery, I honestly think it's okay if you think you're not pretty enough. But once you got your plastic surgery, your fake boobies, your fake nose, fake eyes, fake lips and so on. I don't feel like you had anything real in you anymore. So, when you having all those fake things on yourself, stop claim that you can't find a real man. Look at yourself first. Stop posting all those scary pictures about your plastic surgery, your emo status where you can't find a real guy. Please. 

4) Complain.com.my 

People just don't stop complain, so do I! I'll never stop complain, complaining about myself. So here's the things, we always see what we dislike to see in the facebook, I'm talking about myself LOL. I saw the girls posted her pictures with big boobs, and the caption is nothing related at all. But everyone knows what's the pictures mean do we? And yea I complain to my friend, I tell them: what's wrong with this girls? Is she alright? Okay I do complain. Some people don't do the complain like this way, they posted it on their status update calling that girl a bitch, they share a picture and telling others about that bitch. Seriously, what's the point you're doing that? That girl obviously seeking for attention and you're helping her to get more attention. If you don't like what you see, don't see. Is childish if you purposely share it out and call her a bitch. Everyone got a life, so why you care so much if you dislike her so much? 

5) Spam Games

Some friends are bored, so they started to stalk their old friends. Then they found something interesting so they like, they keep click like and like and like. And it's spam the other's notifications. Here the fun things, the other just print screen and post up the picture and say WOW, I  KNOW YOU MISS ME, THANKS FOR LIKING MY STUFF. What's even annoying is they spam back and here goes the spam game. If you know what I mean.

6) Punctual Check In

Yes, this is the most annoying stuff I ever seen. They keep posting the same outfit with their faces and just the different angles in a days and also the different times with different status. Like seriously? Why do you do that a lot? Can you imagine? 1am Here I am. 2am Still here I am 3am Well, still here. Anyone here? 4am Left, going another place, guess where Im going? 5am Gotcha, here I am. 6am Hello everyone good morning !! etc etc. Yo, you don't sien I also sien la wei~

Nvm, another case is. OMG OMG, 4 days, I'm going for plastic surgery. 3 days, I'm nervous. 2 days, OMG, I'm gonna kill myself now. 1 day, damn I'm fucking excited. 3 HOURS before, here I am. 2 hours, here's my room. 1 hour, these are all the money I'm gonna pay. 1/2 hour, Goodbye friend.

1 day after surgery, OMG, is fucking pain and it's fucking killing me. 2 day I think I'm pretty! 2 and a half day Gosh, is still pain. 3 days later, Oh no~ 4 days later it's getting better. Etc etc.

I honestly don't care about your diary, but if you made it public, you get my attention.

7) Everything throw on Facebook

Here we are! Like I said, everything! First, I met this guy. He is so cool. Then, I'm falling in love with him. He is so perfect. I could do everything for him. After that, we are in relationship. Then she posted whatever it is. Omg, this guy kick the dogs on the street. Omg this guy smell the neighbour underwear. Omg, this guy eat it after he picked his nose. I'm gonna break up. Oh he said he is sorry. Oh And I think I forgave him. Oh, smelling neighbour's underwear is something fun to do. Oh oh oh oh oh oh! Enough !!

Ok, anyway, I know we could just unfriend or block someone if we dislike to see what they posted. BUT, it's kinda like childish act if we did that. So I always tell my friends to hide all the posts from that fellow. End of story.

If you dislike to see, blind yourself. But if you too afraid of pain, hide the posts. 

Crazy Stuff To Do

I always have some random and stupid stuff that i wanted to do. But doing it alone is no fun. So I wish there are some crazy girls will do it with me together. lol.

1) post shits on fb
We shits a lot. Sometime it's healthy sometime is not. Sometime I'm random sometime I'm not. Sometime you wish to share your awesome shits on social network just to tell others that you are healthy today!! 

2) bold together
Girls have long hair. But most of them always have a thought that what if I'm bold? How does it feels like to have no hair on head? What if all of us get bold together? Are you gonna be with me? 

3) walk back to Taiping
I'm staying in kl, sometime I wonder how long could it takes to walk back to my hometown which is 3 hours car journey. How weird is that seeing someone walking on the highway day and night? 

4) selfie?
Some Malaysian are sporting some are not. What happen if you randomly ask someone to selfie? They either run away or cover their face. But some might selfie together. So I wanna try and see how many times you got rejected, how many times they make you happy.

5) climb on a tree
Go to a crowded place, climb up a tree. Hide yourself. When people pass by, say something creepy but make sure they can't see you.

6) Act like secret Agent
Hop on a taxi and wear like secret Agent, tell the taxi driver Tolong kejar kereta merah tu!! Cepat!!

7) Racing grocery carts
I always wanted to do this. Did it with my brothers but that was at the parking lots. This time I wanna do it with few girls lol, screaming and running and pushing the grocery carts in tesco, giant or aeon. Waiting to get scold and chase out by the security guard.

8) Dress up like a male
I wanna do this like long time ago. Have a short hair wig on my head, wear like a male, walk like a male, talk like a male, and hit on girls like a man! (:

9) Pretend like foreigners
Pretend like a foreigners and speak lousy and no-one-understand English at the reception or counter in a tourist place. Ask if this place nice or big? How many zebras in this zoo? Got dead people in museum? Ask it in lousy English.

10) Stop your car on highway
While you going for a long trip and you get bored in the car, stop your car on the roadside with double signal on so no cars will bang on your ass. Point you fingers to something in the jungle, ask your friends to join. Soon, you will heard in the radio that the highway is having a massive jam. Hahahah, people are curious. I wanna do this.

旅行时最讨厌朋友做的事 Part II

1) 我的衣服很不配~

我试过一次在我很烦恼着要怎么去一个地点，搭几号巴士，哪里下车，首先要问哪个路人等等。我真的在烦恼着的时候，我朋友竟然跟我说了一句：“Eh, 你看我的衣服。很不配厚？早知道不要买。那时候我的感受就像从瀑布掉到谷底。我完全是想把地图丢掉，然后说是咯，很不配。走，我们再去买多一件你满意的衣服再去吧～　:D

2) 从来不带Power bank

有时你不带Power bank就算了，连充电器也不跟我带。我真的很想用我的内裤包着我的充电器，那你就找不到了。明知道旅行还不带，以为跟我用一样用samsung就可以一直借我的来用，都没关系，我的电话没电了，还要很有礼貌的要回我的充电器。明知道自己没有power bank，还要tmd的狂按电话，然后还要很tmd的很厚脸皮的拿我的充电器来用。Knn eh，本小姐的电话忙着看地图找路线用到快没电了都还没用，你tmd的整天自拍那猴子脸浪费电是怎样？

3) 睡觉不关灯

靠腰~ 当我把房间搞到漆黑一片的时候，我肯定被吊死。因为跟我一起睡的女生不是怕黑，就是怕鬼，再不是就是怕人。你都不知道她应该怕的是自己吧，醒来没有把自己吓醒已经很好了。 没关系，其实重点是当你开着灯睡的时候，你的头脑根本不能完完全全休息。所以一整晚我是一直半睡半醒，因为一直以为天亮了~ Knn结果整个trip都好像没有好好睡一觉那样。

4) 抽烟

要是你有抽烟，带一个抽烟的去是还好。要是你好像我一样最讨厌抽烟的人，身边朋友一抽烟我就会用最tmd想杀人的眼神看着他叫他滚远点。所以你可以了解如果我跟一个抽烟的朋友去旅行，我的脸会有多臭！因为其实重点是每吃完一餐饭，他都会说，等我下，抽支烟先。吃完另一顿饭，又来那三字经， 等我下，抽支烟。走了几步路，又来等我下，抽支烟。你知不知道我给了你多少的三分钟？！再抽下去你的肺都掉去屁股了啦！

5) 内裤放厕所

内裤放厕所，内裤放厕所，内裤放厕所，内裤放厕所，内裤放厕所！！！！
干呐塞！把内裤放完整个厕所搞到好像艺术展览这样。那我衣服该放哪里好？我毛巾要挂哪里？你搞这展览的时候有想过我的感受吗？

6) 在酒店relax

我有时不明白为什么来旅行他们都那么喜欢在酒店relax。我们又不是住什么5星级的酒店，你就tmd整天想在房间休息睡觉，那你干脆在你家附近book一间酒店relax啊。需要山长水远来到这里跟我在酒店休息没有wor?

7) 走不动

我可以走很久，可以跑，可以跳，可以爬，总而言之去旅行就是走。你才走那3步路就跟我喊累，不如你请人抬桥抬着你走好不好？要是你真的累了，不能走了我可以原谅。不过我看你血拼时可以从早上走到半夜，那对我来说你埋怨走不动是仙家我的咯。不要去嘛不要去啦，你自己找节目，去血你的拼，我爬我的山。你吹啊？

8) 走错路

当我一个人的时候，我走错路时，我当作运动。当我跟朋友的时候，我走错路，我会莫名其妙的飚很鬼多冷汗，感觉后面有一双很凶狠的眼睛在看着我了。好害怕哦！像一只厉鬼缠身一样。想到都怕。害我以后都不敢乱带路。

9) 网上朋友爱kepoh

几Kepoh？哇老，i tell u lo！他们会突然很kepoh的跟你说，我去过那边的什么什么地方之类的，然后叫你一定要去看。你的好意其实我真的心领了。如果我没问你的话，你就不要kepoh跟我讲可以吗？就好像我一心只想去看山看水看海，你却Pm我说那里的club pub好玩。我根本就不感兴趣啊。所以你是想怎样？

10) 手信

你可以说我kiam siap啦，吝啬啦，什么鬼都好啦！不过我就是不买，不买就是不买！你猫的，特地pm我叫我买这个买那个，还要烂熟的一直要手信。对你来说，手信就是顺便的啊。对我来说，买手信很不简单！不简单就是不简单。你需要用到时间，去选，去看，去摸，去找，去找便宜的。之后你需要的是力度。你要搬，你要抬，你要用力气去拿你拿所谓的手信。eh,记得，你不是唯一一个我要买手信的人喔。你也不知道有多少个像你一样这么厚脸皮的伸手要手信。最后，最让人头痛的就是你的手信占据了我行李的一部分，wahlau，你知道Luggage多贵没有喔。所以咯，你现在明白了没有！？

旅行时最讨厌朋友会做的事

我不喜欢打华语字，因为华语不是很好，而且打华语字真的有够麻烦的！

不过没关系，这次就列外一次，反正很多朋友都说他们看不明白我英文都在写什么。

我很喜欢旅行，我可以一个人去旅行看看这世界有多么大，不过偶尔也避免不了会跟朋友去旅行。跟朋友去旅行有时真的把我给气死了，是死掉那种，然后再被他们叫醒的。

1　迁就时间

有时去旅行，真的就是想走就走的。你TMD还要请假啦，这个不行那个不行。拖到来我想去的那个冲动都没了。是dry掉那种。明明下星期就可以走了，你要拖到半年后。说好的旅行呢？

2　意见很多

我愿意接受你的意见，不过如果你意见那么多的话，不如我全部让你策划就好了。干嘛还给我策划？我这样你不喜欢，我那样你不满意。你来就好，我没意见。明明说好搭火车，你就TMD嫌时间太长。好！我让你，我多出一些钱坐飞机去，你就跟我TMD嫌贵。你到底想怎样？你走路去就好，反正你那么肥，多些运动没坏！

3　叫多个朋友

啊！拜托，说什么人多热闹些，说什么多个人照顾的屁话！你要是需要人照顾的话，带个保姆去，不然带妈妈去，帮你洗衣洗内裤。热闹些？拜托，多个人多个意见，我跟你去都够烦了，还多一个。你是让我生不如死啊！　

4　除了出钱，真的没贡献

还没去之前，他们真的就只会问，要多少钱啊？给我户口，我汇给你。之后，好。我改，除了出钱出意见，真的没有贡献了。Research我做完，哪里有什么好玩我找完，怎么去那个地方也是要我自己sort it out。你就是，去哪里啊？不要去那个地方哦，那边不好玩的，不要啦。唉，我受够了，钱我给回你，你自己去可以吗？　

5　去那几天的trip，旅行包大到好像要长住

靠，小姐。那几天的trip，你的Luggage是要那么大没有？也没关系，还要不够位子装，还要好意思的把那没必要带的东西放进我包包。那时候的感觉就是，KNNMCCB。我好不容易很特地很故意什么都尽量不带，只是想轻轻松松的去，你把那个像石头那么重的东西放进我包包，那一刻我真的很想死。

6　总是很慢，让全世界人等

你要化妆，要打扮到漂漂亮亮我其实不介意。不过你下次可以早点起身吗？要漂漂亮亮，又要睡到那么迟，每次那么迟出门了还要嫌那太阳有够晒。还不是你害的！！你到底想怎样？我等你无所谓，但你还要我其他朋友一起等你，我真的觉得有够不好意思咯。不如你不用Join，自己去走啦please

7　去血拼

明知道我去旅行都不喜欢浪费时间血拼，你tmd还要去。没关系，买了一大堆东西还要我帮你拿，我真的很想半路把东西都放在路边然后自己回房间睡觉。你慢慢走啦小姐！有时还要够离谱的，手上拿着那么多东西了，还不会醒目帮我拿的。For your information，我只有一双手！

8　讲话很大声

感觉很像３８婆出游那样，讲话都很大声。我其实就站在那么靠近，可以不要用喊的吗？我还没聋都变聋了耶谢谢你。我知道，猫用嘴巴吃东西的，我知道我知道。小声点可以吗？你看别人看着我们了，我们不知道猫用嘴巴吃的，用屁股的。

9　喝水

喝水没有得罪我当然。只不过，出门总是不带水。口渴的时候都把我自备的水喝完。我真的哭了，你知道那些水放在我书包有多重吗？你知道那些水是多么期待要进我肚子的吗？你嫌重不带就算了，又不舍得花钱买。结果就喝完我的。我真的，一次旅行都不知道哭了多少次。

10　狂拍照

拍照我不介意，只不过可以不要狂的那种吗？你要自拍，你自己躲在角落拍就够了。可以不要叫我当摄影师吗？你要我摆Pose我真的可以很有信心的说我可以。你要我帮你拍？我真的不会。没关系，帮你拍真的没什么关系。可是你还要跟我嫌３嫌４。说我拍得你很肥。你本来就那么肥，你要我怎样？说我拍到很没有feel，你都没说你要什么feel你还expect我拍什么给你？问你要什么角度你说随便，不知道，哇，你真的win liao loh！



读完之后，我看我的朋友应该不敢跟我去旅行了。哈哈哈哈哈哈！

Things You See On Facebook About MH370 Incident

First of all, this is a non-offence-post about the MH370. Please don't get pissed off easily. Everyone knows about this incident and this is what we usually see on facebook. Hello, just usually see is I'm talking about, I'm not saying no or yes on their behaviour. OK? deal.

- Acting negatively people

I guess lots of people actually pissed off damn fast when they see this kind of people. Posting a status telling them to shut up and ask them go to hell lah. Even though people can post whatever they want on their facebook and it's basically none of my business or my right to shut her mouth. But still, hey bitch I know you're so busy with your life and you don't care about the incident. Do you mind, sometime, just bring your brain along while you saying something so sensitive and negative??

Ok, like I said. They can post whatever they want and say whatever negative they want and most of us might be wondering what the hell is in her brain? Don't she feel pathetic at all? It's not just 1 human life we are talking about at all. Right, you know what? We shouldn't scold her a bitch or whatsoever and share her status at all. She's obviously seeking for attention to make herself famous. And we shouldn't share it out to achieve her 'dream'. Plus, it's gonna make everyone on facebook so pissed off because of the status. Please lah.

- Sharing fake news

I'm those kind of people who don't know what should I do and what can I do. So what I usually do is sitting infront of laptop keep scrolling to see the news or go on website to check on it. I really don't know what can I do. Is not like I can join them for the searching group or investigate or whatsoever. I ended up sitting here and keep waiting for the update news.

But honestly I'm too stupid to tell which is real and which is the fake news. I even saw some people post and say everyone is alive and the flight is found and I really thought it was real. Well, I don't know what's the intention that person create it at first, it sounds like you're a good man who make it out the story and that's how you wish the ending should be. But what happen when their family saw it? A fake hope you giving them?

Then when I keep looking for another posts, still, not found.

- Creating facebook page

Is so fast, when incident happen, the first things facebookers do is create a page, get lots of likes and do they earn money for one like? I like how they act so efficiently. But trust me, is not really a bad things for that though. They have those kinds of pages which sharing the latest news or something? Pictures of everyone praying in every different countries, videos of the news in other countries, and what those volunteers do to help or something.

Yep, it always feel so touched and you feel the world is sooo beautiful.

- Fake people who pretend they have big heart

You see, some people are some kind of douchbag you know in real because they are some kind of people who don't care about stuff. But when this happen, they pretend like they got a very big and kind heart and they even say they cry for the incident hoping everyone is save in the plane.

Ehem, who's on your mind when I say this?

- Be neutral 

You get to lots of fights, wars, sharing fake news all around the facebook. Some people can't help but to scold them back. Some pretend like nothing happens and they are like: I'm so not gonna joining any of the fights. Let's just sit there and wait for the good news.

Most important is: pray. We got our own religion. So just do the best you can.

- Blaming game

When shits happen, we usually start blaming people instead of sorting a way out. So you get to see lots of blaming in the facebook telling this guy should do that or else will become like this. They should do this instead of letting this happen. And so on. So many.

We are not secret agent or people in charge and even though we got the right to speech. But then, blaming still not helping at all. Let's just sort a way out and when it solved you continue the blaming game.

- Friends start fighting/quarrel

Trust me, you seriously need to think twice. Or no, think 10 times carefully before you post anything about your thought on MH370. Is free speech honestly, you can say whatever you want but try not to piss off others or say something really negative or stupid like ask all of them go die because they deserve it. I really don't understand how they can spit out this kind of words. Need to ask their parents. okok, that's not the point.

When they post something so sensitive or maybe they actually don't have the intention at all. Hohohoho, you see war on facebook already. Their own friends are scolding them for posting something stupid. And sorry to say that, it's always so awkward to see they comment each other scolding each other and they still friends. Can you do it private so I won't see it. Or you purposely want everyone to see it?

- United !!

You get to see everyone actually posting or sharing or comment on something like Pray for Mh370, the crew, the passenger. Don't care lah. Main things is people all around the world, spend few seconds of them, silent, and pray for them. They don't know them, but yet, they pray. Can you feel the world?

We as Malaysian, shouldn't do something idiot or act negative or say something stupid at all.

Counting Stars

I love watching stars. I used to watch it beside the beach when I'm working at Redang Island. After I back to city, there's no fucking shits like stars in the sky. Then I went for a vacation in Australia, the land are so wide. I can easily watch stars outside the house. And I drag along 1 taiwan friend and 1 hong kong friend together to feed mosquitoes outside the house together before I left them :( And I keep seeing shooting stars, but my wishes never come true. Liar!!

Anyway, back to the topic. I'm so lazy to update my blog because I got like 6 posts stuck in the middle and I got no idea how to continue. Some are for commercial, some are for my personal. Well, it stuck and suck. Damn girl. 

Then I reckon doing this is the best and easier for me because I'm toooooo lazy. 

This song's lyrics is so meaningful and I fall in love with it after I heard it few times in the radio. Like few timesss. lol. 

Counting Stars Lyrics 

I see this life like a swinging vine

Swing my heart across the line

And my face is flashing signs

Seek it out and you shall find

Old, but I'm not that old

Young, but I'm not that bold

I don't think the world is sold

I'm just doing what we're told

I feel something so right doing the wrong thing

I feel something so wrong doing the right thing

I could lie, coudn't I, could lie

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

*Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But baby, I've been, I've been praying hard,

Said, no more counting dollars

We'll be counting stars*

I feel the love and I feel it burn

Down this river, every turn

Hope is a four-letter word

Make that money, watch it burn

Old, but I'm not that old

Young, but I'm not that bold

I don't think the world is sold

I'm just doing what we're told

I feel something so wrong doing the right thing

I could lie, could lie, could lie

Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly 

Sometime I get so bored at home and I will do this lol. There's always friend of mine keep asking me to sing and I always say busy, lazy, don't know that song. And finally!! I choose song that I want lol. 

Sorry if i freak you out. I always sing too fast because I'm weird. and everytime i upload an video, they resize it and it gets sooooo blur. wtf

Have a great sunday and an awesome weekend ahead.

Ciao~ 

Typical Girls we usually dislike, even we are female too.

Sorry for the lazy updating again even though I know you're not really interested to read sometime. Sometime I meant. If you're female, that's great. You probably know what I'm talking about. But somehow, if you're female again, that's bad. You might think I'm actually talking about you over here. Oh well, don't worry. It might be you, but only part of that might talking about you. Who knows? Or maybe you're not even the target I'm actually talking about. So, don't perasan please.

And for guys, if you're reading this, maybe you kinda like this kind of girls? Oh no, geli lo you.

FAKE VOICE 

Girls are born with high pitch sound compare to guys usually. But not really that freaking high la. But those girls like to act like they got a cute voice and make it sound like a barbie doll's voice? (wait, does barbie doll talks?) Ok, forget about it. Most of us don't like those girls like to change their voice into the high level of cuteness when they talking with guys. Omg, like really?! When those guys gone, the girls come to talk to us, their voice change again. Like an 70+ years old ah pek talking to us. Seriously?

I pray to god to control me, or else I'll freaking punch u into the face !!

But for your information, I fake my voice too. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

BACKSTABBER 

You know when you working in a company, there's lots of backstabber and also the free service of cleaning up your shoes? If you know what I mean? Is really normal to have backstabber to stab you at the back in order they can get promotion. Yea right? But I'm not talking about in a company, I'm talking about us in this society. You feed your dog, I water my flower and I say hi when you pass by my garden.

So tell me, I never offence you, I was just watering my flowers. So why the hell you back stab me at my back? Does that make your dog grow taller or smarter? If you're really gonna back stab me, can you be more smart a little bit? Because the person you talk bad about me actually come to me and tell me what you said. Please la, I think your dog is even smarter than you ok?

SHOW OFF

What? You work as insurance agent meh? Then why tell me you driving what kind of car or wearing what type of watch or using what kind of bag? With your kind of attitude, a million dollar of a bag looks like a plastic bag on you. Seriously honey. So please don't do that on me ok?

And also, wearing your so called branded shirts like mango, zara, forever 21 and whatever is nothing so proud of it. Dude, seriously? I throw all the shirts inside the cabinet like a rubbish and wear only the RM15 sungei wang shirts only. I don't understand what is the point you wanna show off? Oh sorry, I think I'm the one who show off now. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Please don't tell me what you're wearing because I'm wearing cheap stuff. I'm jealous can ah? xD

GOSSIP

Trust me, every girls gossip like nobody cares. They saw a fellow fall down, they laugh out loud in the public and call him stupid even though they give him a hand. They gossip about the girl always come to college with thick make up, (hello, college only wor, not dinner, why always thick make up?) We gossip whatever we see, we smell, we touch and whatsoever. I gossip too I admit it. But the thing is, we have moral in gossip too. We will never gossip about our family and bestest friend ever in the world. But we still gossip about our boy friends.

Honestly, is always so rude and you seem like a dickhead when you start gossip your own family and best friend. You tell your friend you parents are stupid, useless, and dumbass. Without your parents, you're just a stupid sperm that will gone into the toilets bowl ok? Stupid bitch, respect your parents can or not? Without them, do you think you can survive until now? They should just dump you into a plastic bag and throw into the sea to feed sharks, and those sharks thrown out again because you're too smelly and eventually pollute the sea. See how useless you are?

I don't know how could you get a best friend who always stand by your side but you actually ended up gossip about her saying how annoying and how much you dislike her. Really? YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND? If  that's so, don't call her your best friend. Call her a bitch who you hate the most. And please, stop posting on facebook telling the whole world how much you love her and how you sacrifice yourself just to protect her if someone hurt her. Please lah, don't make me swing my laptop on your face can or not?!

ACTING CUTE 

You know what? The cutest phrase of a human being is always during foetus, baby and then child. Ah, sorry about the foetus but I think is cute hahaha. Ok anyway, after you go on adolescent stage, adult and old age, please you're no more cute ok? From the physical, or internally, you're nothing relate to cute AT ALL. Don't act cute please. You've been looking cute since you're foetus, baby and child. So please don't force yourself to be cute anymore. Like anymore please. I swear to god I'm gonna throw my table onto your face and say get a fucking life you bitch.

Honestly, I don't mind you act cute infront of your family, your boy friend. BUT NOT ON ME YOU IDIOT! You gonna make me thin because I'm absolutely gonna vomit everything out since last week if I got constipation. DAMN GIRL.

A TWO TIMER 

For us, we called it 1 leg steps 2 boats. Well, male or female actually apply on this. But I'm just gonna talk about girls' perception when they did that.

So for a girl who is stepping 2 boats, guess what she's thinking?
"Please lah, if not because I'm beautiful and got market, you think I got chance to step 2 boats meh?"

If the girl's friend stepping 2 boats, guess what she's thinking?
"Please lah, she thinks she very beautiful is it? Stepping so many boats. If not because she so cheap and easily get, you think she got change to step meh?"
"Beautiful girls everywhere lah!"

ATTENTION SEEKER

Honestly, I'm an attention seeker too! I don't usually call myself fat but guess what? It's the girls who always call me fat. Only they see the fat in myself. Like wtf? I don't mind you call me fat, you got the point. But please don't get pissed off when I call you fat too. Because you really fat ma! Blow ah?

That's why, sometime you get to see me post a picture or a status saying myself fat. I'm not angry or pissed off. So if you call me attention seeker, I don't mind too. Because everyone is calling me fat, so I'm fat. Very fat, sibeh fat, Kanasai eh fat. Trust me, I don't call myself fat when I'm standing on weighting scale, I only call myself fat when I can't see my waistline anymore. You don't know what you are weighting about when you standing on it. It might be your real fat, your heavy bones and your muscle. HELLS YEA. So, sometime you see is not real. I'm fat but actually I don't! XD

ACT CLOSE

I'm sorry to say that but I'm actually quite a lansi person if we don't know each other. I don't like how random people add me on facebook and tell me: hey we met before on that event, approve my friend request. Please lah, meet me then I need to approve you? Who know if you're some kind of perverts? And after I approve you comment all my pictures like a hungry wolf. Oh I can't imagine.

Or hey I saw you before in that mall, I'm from taiping too leh! So? Do I need to add all the taiping people on facebook?

I don't even like how those girls comment on my pictures or status like we are such a close friends. Hello, ok, we might be working together for once, you're from my hometown and because you're a girl and I don't want to hurt you by acting lansi. Ok, just comment.

That's not the point, I don't really mind though. As long as you don't bitching about me behind me and still act close with me. Fuck off please. No one gonna like you! Even if they do, and that's for now. In the future, they will still ask you to fuck yourself. Also, don't let me know what you did on the last summer, well, something bad that I couldn't accept and you still freaking comment on my stuff calling me baby like we are really close. I don't want others to know that I'm your friend. Please lah bitch. You really make me want to throw my neighbour's dog to your face! I got nothing else to throw anymore!

SHOPPING BUGGER

You see? Girls love shopping. They either shop together in a freaking big group like buying vegetable, or 1 on 1, or even alone. I love shop alone. So you don't feel stress when there's friends beside you waiting for you, comment and giving opinion (usually bad opinion), buying stuffs that they love.

Common opinion I heard when I'm buying stuffs:

1) Oh, I got this one too. (So, does that mean I can't buy or you don't allow me to buy because you might think I will copy you or you afraid we might wear the same stuffs in an event or you might throw away yours because you don't want to have something same with me?)

2) Yer, this one very geli leh. (Got geli than your face or not?)

3) This colour not suitable for you at all, this one nicer. (Am I wearing to please you or please myself now?)

4) Wah, this one nice, buy lah! (You pay I buy lo)

5) Don't always wear like this, change lah. (Your eyeballs shouldn't be on your eye sockets also ma, should change to your ass hole what)

6) This style really not suit you. (My punch can suit your face or not?)

YOU COPIED ME !

They always have a thinking that, you're copying me! You're a copy cat! (meow?)

They got a new hairstyle and when they saw others doing that too, they will be like: WAHLAU, she copied me loh! I cut like this she also cut like this, i dye my hair like this she also dye like this. You try bold lo, see she copy or not?

Wahlau, this fashion I started first lo, she also want to copy me. You run naked at the shopping mall and tell the whole world is fashion, see she wants copy or not.

Please lah, your hairstyle so common, people accidentally same with you you also call them copy cat. You thought you top hair stylist in the world ah. Design hairstyle by yourself lah. So no people same with you ma. You wear like this mean others cannot wear ah? Please lah, you design your own dress lah. Make sure not same with other designer. Or else you copy cat also. Pattern liao liao. kns.

Photographer take this kind of photo you call them copy also, why don't you say you copy also. People take picture you also take. You cannot eat one ah? People eat you also eat, you cannot drink one ah? Pattern more than badminton.

Actually I still got more to talk about but I'm too lazy. I usually ended up with 10 points. Honestly, some of the points are actually talking about myself. I also very pattern one if you know me. That's it for all, if you actually feel pissed off after reading it, you kena d. I don't want to write proper english because I'm malaysian and this is how we mix most of the language together while speaking and writing.

Have a nice day peepo peepo peeeepooooo~