Reasons why you should/shouldn't watch MAMA [horror movie 2013]

1) To get pissed off.

First of all, usually, the main character [MAMA] never appear in the beginning. So you gotta wait like thousand years wondering what the hell and who the hell is MAMA. Til climax, finally, MAMA is coming!! And you waited for thousand years until she appears. 

2) To get scared. 

There are few scenes where the kids, mama, and whatsoever jump up suddenly in the screen with the super loud sound to scare the shits out of you. If you like that kind of feel, go ahead and watch it. I was sitting beside a fat big sized indian man, and it's quite funny when the scene comes and how he jump. The guy beside was so stable at the beginning of the story and I laugh when I saw him get scared hahahaha! Yes, in the cinema, I heard lots of people laugh after and before the scene is coming! Weirdo everywhere 

3) To cheer yourself.

Finally, when you get to see the MAMA appears. God bless you. Your first reaction will be: You laugh. Second reaction: You laughed harder. Third reaction: You laugh out loud. And then you keep laughing laughing laughing because you started to feel stupid and wondering why the hell you're sitting here to watch this movie?! 

Beside, I already started laughing at the beginning of the story when I saw the 2 kids. Shittttt. I wasted my $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. 

4) Spend your money 

If you got no idea where to spend your money, maybe you can watch it to waste your time and money. The movie is actually takes you 1 hour and 40 mins. Or maybe less. Best way to spend your time if you got nothing to do in a mall.

5) Make the girl hug you.

Watch it alone or with a girl. Make the girl hug you and scream: 'Oh fuck you, so scary. I don't wanna watch this movie anymore.' Hahahaha, a big chance for you to say: Dont scare baby, I'm here. Or maybe a random fat girl sitting beside you waiting a chance to hug you. Hells ya!! Try your luck if your single or going after a girl now. HAHAHAHA.

6) End of the story
I'm not gonna tell you how's the ending. But if you watch pokemon season 1 before. Maybe you know what I'm talking about. Because it's so damn freaking extremely over damn stupidy funny and weird! HAHAHAHA. Mad, I can't stop laughing again now! hahahahaha

Overall, the movie is not that bad. Everyone has different perception.
Anyway, watch it or no, go ahead. And let me know your feedbacks! HAHAHA. 

Types of Guys Girls Looking for

I believe I've been so damn lazy to come over this site to update shit when I know nobody cares. Oh well, I'm just kidding. I'm being so lazy to even go on my laptop.

Let's gossip again.

Forever alone all the time? Hmm, guess you're too good for girls or you're just piece of shits?

1) Caring
Well, being such a caring is attractive. But don't be over caring though. Like checking all her stuffs on her phone, ask her where she has been all the time, stalk her etc. That's creepy don't you think so? :/

Just moderately caring maybe? Like how's outing today babe? Don't check on her phone without her permission. Gosh, that's private. And you're stupid when you found out something you shouldn't have seen in her phone and there goes the fight. Isn't that annoying? You look for problems.

The caring is actually means like care about her when she's sick, sad, mad etc. And she might tell you to go to hell but just stay there for her. That's the caring means! Don't be creepy and check who she hang out with all the time, what she did, where she went. That's scary! They love being care and pamper like a kid no matter how tough they seem to be.

Anyone in your mind now?

2) Mr Driver
Bahahaha, not apply on all girls if they have a car. For me, yes! :p

Working as freelance is not easy, you got jobs at different places and you need to travel to different places all the time. Oppps, sorry.

Imagine there's a guy. A guy who willing to send you where you want to go. A place where you got no idea where it will be. A guy who willing to pick you up after you work no matter what time is it. Just to make sure you're safe. Awww, that's freaking sweet yea?

Wouldn't you melt when you found this kind of Mr Driver?

3) Mr Doctor
When you get sick, you actually don't give a fuck on taking all those medicine. You don't even give a damn to consult doctor. You rather sleep sleep and sleep. Well, basically most of the people don't really take good care of themselves. Including me :D !

And yet, there's a Mr Doctor force you to consult a real doctor. Bring you all those medicine and force you to swallow it. Just to make sure you'll be fine the next day.

There's a silly brought me medicine in the middle of night because I got a bloody running nose. Oh well, in the middle of night.

Bingo!

4) Foods Delivery
Like I said, I don't take good care of myself. I don't eat much. I can combine 3 meals into 1. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, I'll eat it in 1 meal. That's why I realize I'm getting weaker and weaker. Lack of nutrition. Hahaha.

Most of my friends are actually the same. They stayed at home, too lazy to go out and get something to eat and they end up eating instant noodles at home. Gosh, we're just lazy bitches.

Imagine if a guy delivers foods to their house and feed them eat? Treated her like a princess. Wow, fantastic.
Stop dreaming! Imagine there's a guy delivers foods to your house, make sure you take your breakfast. And wash all those plates after you done? Where can you find this kind of guys?! Just imagine

5) Mr Sandbag
When you freaking pissed off, angry, mad and the first thing you want to do is scold your pet. Punch your bears. Pinch your cats. Kick the doors. Knock your head.

Imagine there's a Mr Sandbag appears and let you do whatever you want on him. Wow!

You can punch pinch kick knock scold, whatever you want. It's free. How nice it would be?

6) Mr Listener & Mr Surprised
When you're sad, and you don't feel like talking. You just want to stay on your bed. Do nothing. Cry alone. Scream to the top of your lungs.

And suddenly, your phone rang. "Hey, I'm outside of your house."

Guess what? Surprised.

You got your favourite foods! Cakes, Icecream, Chocolate etc. And then he's ready to listen to your problems. There goes a surprised visit, and a surprised best listener. And cheer you up when you're sad. Where can we find this guy?

7) Mr Chef
Bet most of the girls nowadays don't know how to cook. Only know how to hold their spoons and forks. Including me. :( I don't know how to cook. Not as good as my mom's generation.

So I guess I can't survive at all if I had to move out and live by myself. I mean, maybe? Grab a recipe book and throw whatever into the bowl. Well yea.

Imagine there's a guy who willing to cook for you! Whatever you wanna eat! Omg, win! Marry me please! My friend said I should just married a chef because I can't cook and I don't willing to learn. I just want to eat.

8) $$$$$$$
Yes, most of the girls dream to marry a rich guy. Rich guy who love them very much. Hello lah, you think you miss world ah? You think you top model ah? You think you got 36D ah? You think you graduated from Master ah? Stop dreaming la sayang.

I don't wish to get a rich guy, because they won't be loyal to you. Even if they are loyal, there will be lots of bitches actually trying to eat him. So what for you bring problems for yourself?

Well, get something stable and secure. A guy who is not that poor until not enough money to eat and keep asking from you. Wah, not that scary. A guy who is not rich but willing to spend on you. Ahahaha, spend on me! Don't worry. I won't ask you to buy me LV bags, Gucci and all those shits.

Buy me a house enough! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Just kidding.

Is true. You don't need to be rich, you need to be capable in earning your own money. And that's it! All those money you got from your parents is not yours! So no point.

9) Mr Photographer
Wow, I love to snap pictures. Damn, I love it so much. Isn't it good if you have a photographer to go along with you anywhere and snap good pictures to capture good moment? Well, basically this is only apply on me. As I know, most of my girl friends don't really like to be infront of the camera.

hahahaha some people they love to snap pictures to remember the good moments. Yes, a guy who willing to snap lots of pictures with you! How sweeeeeet it could be? God damn it!!

Send me one, god. Hello! You hear me?

10) Mr Loser
Hahahaha, what I meant was, you always win in every fights. Oh god, you didn't win. He lets you win. Imagine if he's pissed off and punch you. I'm sure you will be dead and lay in the hospital bed. If you being not reasonable and yet he lets you win and willing to be the loser.

How sweet it could be?

I know what you're thinking. You think this guy is a stupid useless coward idiot brainless stuff. Well, in your perception, yes. But in others' perception, maybe it's not. It's sweeeet :D



That's it. If you really found this kind of guy. You're fucking dead. Why?

You will got a disease.

Princess Sickness!

爱你 ♥

Finally I'm in a mood to update my blog and also I'm in a mood to scare people ! Hells yea.

Yea, this time. Phew, after a long time. *nervous*

I got a song to introduce for you.

Most of my friends heard this song. Some friend introduced it to me but I don't give a damn before.
After seeing so many people post about this song, finally I actually pay attention on the song and whoa, it's sweet :3

Honestly, I don't listen to chinese songs much because it always seem so emo and sad to me. But well, this time. I learned this song purposely. And as usual, I need to go search on youtube, guitar chord, piano sheet.

At first, I follow piano sheet and I realized it sounds so weird. I searched for guitar chord, and it's better. Soooo, I spend another hour to think how to combine everything. Ahhh, finally it's done.

Suppose today is a wasted day, but lucky I found something to do. And everytime when you found something to do and make yourself busy, your phone gonna ring non stop. Ahhh, knock it off knock it off!

Stop the bullshit thing.

Google search for this girl if you don't know who is that.

And this is the lyrics. Sorry to those fellows who can't read chinese ;)

爱你 kimberley 陈芳语 歌词 ♥

我閉上眼睛 貼著你心跳呼吸
而此刻地球 只剩我們而已
你微笑的唇型 總勾著我的心
每一秒初吻 我每一秒都想要吻你

*就這樣 愛你 愛你 愛你 隨時都要一起
我喜歡 愛你 外套 味道 還有你的懷裡
把我們衣服鈕扣互扣 那就不用分離
美好愛情 我就愛這樣貼近 因為你*

有時沒生氣 故意鬧脾氣
你的緊張在意 讓我覺得安心
從你某個角度 我總看見自己
到底你懂我 或其實我本來就像你

*就這樣 愛你 愛你 愛你 隨時都要一起
我喜歡 愛你 外套 味道 還有你的懷裡
把我們衣服鈕扣互扣 那就不用分離
美好愛情 我就愛這樣貼近 因為你*

想變成你的氧氣 溜進你身體裡
好好看看在你心裡 你有多麼寶貝 我愛你
就這樣 愛你 愛你 愛你 隨時都要一起
我喜歡 愛你 外套 味道 還有你的懷裡
把我們衣服鈕扣互扣 那就不用分離
美好愛情 我就愛這樣貼近 因為你
我們愛情 會一直沒有距離 最美麗

Yes, it's me. Don't inbox me and ask me is that you who sing on the video..? Don't do it. Or else I'll kill you.

And yea, it's a nice song to sing to a guy you like, girls. Do it :D 

True, lots of friends keep asking me doing this. And finally I'm done. Thank youuuuuu~ 

That's it. 

Thanks :D 

Extra Pocket Money?

Ever know that you get paid by just clicking advertisements?

In my blog, yea. If people click on my nuffnang advertisement which is on top of my blog, beside andelow. I get paid. And yea its fucking true. $$$$$. 

Now, there's another way of it.

And oh well, continue read it if you're interested to get extra pocket money by just clicking advertisements. I know everyone love money, that's why I'm gonna share it here! :)

It's true and obvious that everyone is posting about this clicking advertisements things and I know everyone has that in their mind. But the main thing is they don't give a damn to ask what the fuck is that and how the hell it works. 

Okay, if you ever heard about it and never asked about it. I'll tell you. But if you don't, now you know. 

It's simple, what you need to do everyday is.. 

You spend a few minutes on the internet and click on those advertisement. Damn, it's lots of advertisement for you to click but you have a limit, that you can only click 5 advertisements per day. And one advertisement you click you basically earn like RM1+, and imagine how much you could get in a month? 

Let's say it's RM1, 1 day you click 5 advertisements and you get RM5, in a month you more or less gonna get like RM150? Or maybe less? Like RM100 per month? Depends on those advertisement you click. 

Since everyone are spending most of their time on the internet, why don't we just give it a try? 

I don't know, maybe you're too afraid of try. But well, if you dare to take risk, why not?

But if you don't, oh well, you never know what's gonna happen after you try. 

And yea, I'm actually trying it. 

So, if you're kind of person who always sit infront of your pc, laptop and can't leave without internet. Maybe you should consider try this. You just need to spend few minutes just to click on advertisement. And yea, pocket money come :3 

Pm me on facebook if you're interested :) 

Im sorry, this is just a short post. Have a nice day there. 

Who wants to lose weight?!

Oh wait, don't look at me like this ok? No, I'm not trying to lose weight. I'm asking if you want to?

Well, like I said. I don't hate fat people, I only hate them when they said they want to lose weight and look slim but don't give a damn to do anything. Still seeing them eat a lot like they never see foods before. Are you one of them?

So, listen to me. Make up your mind now. If you really want to look slim, look nice, look thin or etc. Don't want to look like a burger and walking around the mall and never attract anyone to look at  you. Please, now! If you have a plan, stick with it until it success. Don't give up.

You can go to gym workout, beware of what you eating. Seriously, stop eating like a dinosaur. You gotta stop it. And yes, don't stop eating. You don't have to do that. What's the point when you can lost 92479759375 kg in a month? You think is fucking healthy? Hells no you stupid. In that 92479759375kg, think! What did you lost? Your fat? Your organs? Your shits? Think, if you really think losing weight means you're thin. You're so damn wrong.

Even if you stop eating for few days, only eat fruits. For fuck sake, I'm sure you gonna lose your weight. Or, you get sick and dead on your bed for few days, you lose your weight. It's not that tough to lose your weight. Trust me. But what's important is, you lose your weight slowly, look slim day by day, or I say month by month in a healthy way. Please, I don't want any of my friends keep eating slim pills and run to toilet every day just to think that's the way to slim. You eat too much rubbishes. That's why you gotta shit out of your stomach.

It depends on you how you gonna do this. Go to those keep fit centre and pay them RM92479749732 and suffer yourself there? You look like a fat white experiment mouse. Or, ask your nutritionist to get you a timetable. Eat healthy. Gosh, it's work. But most of those fat people give up and lose to the devil of foods. They eat ice-cream, chocolate, fried chicken, fast foods secretly. You failed.

Look at you, failure! I told you, I don't hate fat people, I only hate them when they can't keep a promise for themselves. You remember you promise yourself  that you must look slim in half year? Look at you now, no different! F A I L !!!!!

So what now? I advise you to give up of having the thoughts of losing weight, look slim or etc. Go on and continue eat as much as you like. Who the hell cares? It's your stomach, you eat what you want. You love how you look like. Pity those thin and tiny fellows, they look like they never had foods long time ago.

Or, by now. You must be hate me so much. Saying so much of mean words and actually pissed you off? AM I RIGHT? You're angry and calling me a bitch now! Oh well, if you really angry. I feel sorry to you. Because I guess, you think I'm saying you now. Oppps, does that mean you're the failure? The one who said want to look pretty, handsome there? And now, still a big fat people?

If I pissed you off, well, I will have to say sorry. I have to admit that lots of my friends saying the same real thing to me. They don't look that fat actually, or maybe yes? Because they never satisfy with their body shape. So, they told me. Look into my eyes, say it really really serious that, I'M GONNA LOSE MY WEIGHT! Trust me, this time I'm serious. For the first time, I do give them support. Like, I can't say anything to make them disappointed. So sometime I give them support and ask Hey hows it going there?

Well, guess what? Their reply. No, I give up already. I eat too much. Can't stop.

OH BULLSHIT! I was like: Damn, is that the same person I see last few months? The one who knows what they wanna achieve and now? Seriously, I'm disappointed. Seriously, as a friend, I really wish they can do it and happy. So now, everytime whenever someone told me that they want to lose their weight, I will be the most mean-est people ever in the world.

'You gonna lose your weight? Cheh, I'm sure you fail. Don't ever think about it. Keep eating, eat whatever you want. Who knows you gonna die tomorrow and you don't get to eat your KFC?'

'Go to gym everyday? No need la, eat at home. Don't waste your money go gym la. Few weeks later you sure give up. (Sai hei la)."

They just failed to let me see. They do.

Ok, so now. If you really angry, that's great. My intention. Make up your mind, set a target. And do it!

Losing weight is easy, but losing weight in a healthy way, is so damn difficult. And remember, you must do it. Prove to the whole world they are wrong. No matter how long it's gonna take, don't give up! Think, if you give up now, the next time when you wanna keep fit again, you have to start all over again. So, no matter how tough. Go! You're halfway now.

And hehe ya, look. The plan is you gonna eat some supplement and you gotta exercise.That's the main thing. Am I right? You need to exercise. Don't give up.

Yes, like what I see. My friend usually eat pills, drink those shitting teas. Oh well, ever heard of gel? :D If no, you're so damn outdated. When you're eating pills, sometime you didn't realize that the pills never digested and stuck in your stomach. After a long time, you gg, die! Hahaha. Just kidding. It's just bad. And shitting tea  only let you shit whatever you eat last night. It means you shit out those foods' nutrients and vitamins. Conclusion: Zero.

But for gel, it's easily adsorb into you body. And it's true. Gel are easily absorb by your body compare to pills. There's lots of supplement out there. But all are like powders, pills etc etc. No gel? Ngek ngek~ This means I'm knowledgeable than you now. YES YES.

For those who want to keep fit, maybe you can try the gel called agel. I show you picture if you confuse.

See it? Is cute,  you tear off the upper part and you just eat it. It's really cute! Haha and it's sweet :3 Seriously haha ! And yea, it's not that expensive compare to how you go slim centre and go to gym every months. I actually compare it for my friends. Research for them who need to start keep fit. Even I'm mean, but I am not that bad. Just want them to angry and prove to me that I'm wrong. Yea, and this is the only thing I can do for you when I don't get to piss you off. Try this lah, see if it works or not.

Don't worry, I'm not selling it. Just sharing what I know. Thanks me for that! And yea, maybe if you really interested. Just filled it for me and respond. I wanna know how many people actually reading my post and pissed off. Or how many people actually read it and feel like they should start keep fit now. Keep your promise! :3



There, just fill it in if you wanna know more about that gel. Good luck in keeping fit there. Don't make me down! ;))

10 Acting Cute Poses

Oppps, sorry. Too lazy to type so much! Oh well, it's true that I'm lazy to type because I don't know what to talk about. But then, I spend more time in editing those pictures. God bless. Finally I'm done.

So this post is so damn random becasue I'm just gonna show you 10 acting cute poses. Okay, hate me! People just love acting cute. Got this photoshoot last month on September and yea.

Trust me, most of my photoshoot, I'm not allowed to act cute because it looks weird. But this time, it's my day! I can do all those stuffs that I like :D

There you go~

1) Meow :3 

My favourite meow meow pose :)

Just put your hands on your face and acting like a cat.

2) Begging

I don't think this is cute haha !

Oh, please! Bring me home :/

3) Salute

I learned this from a website lol. Never know this is an acting cute pose too.

Put 2 fingers on your forehead and salute, babe

4) Gun

One of my favourite too. Hahaha!

The Gun Pose! Piang piang~

5) Ok

Oh well, the OKAY pose! okay okay~~ :3

The OKAY pose 

6) Hi-Five

Can be Hi, Five or both  ! Hahaha.

The HAI and FIVE pose

7) Shhh

Wiii, this one is my favourite too :)

Is not acting cute, is actually telling you to STFU :p

8) Thinking

I don't really thinking of anything in the picture. Hahahaha. I force myself not to close my eyes.

Just act like you're thinking of some shits. 

9) Crazy


Acting like a crazy bitch in a public.

People scratch their head when they get mad lol 

10) PEACE

Realized I didn't do any PEACE sign in the photoshoot, so I get other pictures to replace it :p

Favourite asian pose! :p

THE END

Thanks for watching :)

Not easy to be good

Thanks to that friend who give me an idea to start another post. Oh damn

Look, log in to your facebook, what I usually see is rob, kidnap, rape, murder etc etc. It makes me feel likes everything gone so bad and different. To take precautions, girls should be careful more and protect themselves. Well, it's because no matter what, girls are always weaker compare to man, boys or whatsoever. Unless you go gym and make out and train like a muscular girls so you can fight back those people. But in real, not all girls did that.

Anyway, I don't know. Writing this post just want girls to becareful. And also to scold one of my friend who being not understanding maybe. Or maybe I'm the one being not understand?

But my post title is 'Not easy to be good'.

I'm kind of girl who:

1) Don't go out at night often. 

Yes, I'm afraid of dark but doesn't mean I don't go out. And if I'm going out, I need to be 100% becareful compare to day time. You see, if night. People mostly already home eating resting. So, not much of people will still hanging out on the street.

Yea, it's true that people keep asking me out to drink sometime. Relax, chatting or whatsoever. Yep, the problem is I rejected them by saying: SORRY, I DON'T GO OUT AT NIGHT. SO DANGEROUS. And so, drama started. I get blame and scold by them that: If you don't want to go out, just tell me. You don't have to give me such a lame excuse to reject me. I understand.

Trust me, I get so speechless.

And my friends' speech continue saying that: We're not like you, don't have to work and stay at home all the time. I'm working as full time, babe! Only get to rest on sunday or public holiday. And free at night. I only got that time to come out drink with you. And you, telling me that you don't go out at night?!

And come on, we are young!! Dude, it's not about being young or old. If you think being young and do all these kind of shits, you will regret when you old. Or maybe not.

See, it's my fault now. I didn't know that, to avoid shits from happen is actually a bad things. I didn't know that, rejecting someone to go out for a drink is bad.

I understand you. But I just don't want to go out at night. I feel not safe. And I don't see the purpose of your 'YAM CHA' session for.

I don't give a fucking damn! And yes, it's a fucking lame excuse to reject you from going out with you!

2) Don't go to club

"Hey Georgina, are you free this saturday?" "Yea, why?" "Let's go clubbing! :) " "Sorry, I don't go club" "^%$()#(%)#%(%#(*%(#%*"

Again, I didn't know that it's wrong for me to not going to club.

Well, what I heard from them is like, "wtf, how old are you?! You don't go club? You gotta be kidding me"

I seriously don't know I will get scold from not doing this shits. And fuck that! What the hell wrong with me from not joining you guys going to club? My god. I try my best to not be those losers. Oh well, not losers.

They said going to club is for enjoy, relax, ..

I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure that's lots of way for you to enjoy, relax. Going to club is like torturing your ears, seeing those idiots get drunk and thrown up. And you don't feel good or happy when the next day you woke up if you actually dead. Well, I'm sorry. Maybe I don't understand what you mean by enjoy/relax in the club.

I just don't want to get TOUCH N GO in the club. Maybe let me be the one to touch n go ;DD

I rather stay at home, turn the music volume up and dance like a psycho at home. I'm sorry.

3) I hate people smoke in front of me, and I throw 'WHAT THE FUCK' face to them.

When I being so sarcastic in front of smokers, I get scold. Is like, I cover my nose, I coughing, I give them an angry face. And my friends are like: Oi, stop it, that fellow will kill you later.

And I was like: What? It's my fault?!

They said: Smoking is normal, it's how they communicate, social etc etc.

I'm sorry, that fellow is not doing a big business, so why the hell he's smoking?!

And if he wanna smoke, can he go as far as possible from those non smokers as a respect? If he didn't know  how to respect others, I don't see what's the point I need to respect him.

I'm sorry again Mr Smoker.

And I saw some people smoke in a non smoking area. And I was like: OMGGG, are you blind?! Get the hell out of here.

I wish they build a small house, I mean a small place for those smokers. And kick them inside when they wanna smoke. So they can inhale the second-hand smoke back itself. Sounds good to me !

Or maybe put a plastic bag on their head. Whoa, I love the idea.

4) Don't fuck
Yes, my friend said I'm gonna be an old ugly virgin lady till I dead. He laugh at me so much. Saying that, if you don't fuck now, when you gonna fuck?!

And I was like: You fuck so much with other girls and randomly, I don't blame you. But please don't ask me to be like them. I'm sorry I cant be what you want me to be.

Yep, I'm sorry to be rude. But he had sex with his gf, pregnant, and abort. Oppps, your secret is now public. Or maybe is not a secret at all.

Is that wrong that I don't fuck? Can't I wait for the right one first?! Are you the one who's gonna judge me? and tell me when to fuck?

Arrghhh, shut the fuck up!

You will be regret when you turned old and think back what you did. Hmmm, I think he's now regret. Get that, loser!

5) Stay at home all the time 

They call me a bored girl when I stay at home all the time. Gosh, I feel sorry to you. Why the hell I need to go out when I can rest at home. OMG OMG, what you want me to do?

If I'm going out, ahhh, need to pay for the petrol, tol, parking and then eat. All about money.

If I'm getting a public transport, save costs. But it's dangerous. Oh well, shits happen to me before when I'm on a public transport. So I just don't want to get into trouble.

Just let me stay at home please!!



Overall, it's not easy to be such a good girl. But who cares?! I love to be such way than being such a bitch.

Bye!