爱你 ♥

Finally I'm in a mood to update my blog and also I'm in a mood to scare people ! Hells yea.

Yea, this time. Phew, after a long time. *nervous*

I got a song to introduce for you.

Most of my friends heard this song. Some friend introduced it to me but I don't give a damn before.
After seeing so many people post about this song, finally I actually pay attention on the song and whoa, it's sweet :3

Honestly, I don't listen to chinese songs much because it always seem so emo and sad to me. But well, this time. I learned this song purposely. And as usual, I need to go search on youtube, guitar chord, piano sheet.

At first, I follow piano sheet and I realized it sounds so weird. I searched for guitar chord, and it's better. Soooo, I spend another hour to think how to combine everything. Ahhh, finally it's done.

Suppose today is a wasted day, but lucky I found something to do. And everytime when you found something to do and make yourself busy, your phone gonna ring non stop. Ahhh, knock it off knock it off!

Stop the bullshit thing.

Google search for this girl if you don't know who is that.

And this is the lyrics. Sorry to those fellows who can't read chinese ;)

爱你 kimberley 陈芳语 歌词 ♥

我閉上眼睛 貼著你心跳呼吸
而此刻地球 只剩我們而已
你微笑的唇型 總勾著我的心
每一秒初吻 我每一秒都想要吻你

*就這樣 愛你 愛你 愛你 隨時都要一起
我喜歡 愛你 外套 味道 還有你的懷裡
把我們衣服鈕扣互扣 那就不用分離
美好愛情 我就愛這樣貼近 因為你*

有時沒生氣 故意鬧脾氣
你的緊張在意 讓我覺得安心
從你某個角度 我總看見自己
到底你懂我 或其實我本來就像你

*就這樣 愛你 愛你 愛你 隨時都要一起
我喜歡 愛你 外套 味道 還有你的懷裡
把我們衣服鈕扣互扣 那就不用分離
美好愛情 我就愛這樣貼近 因為你*

想變成你的氧氣 溜進你身體裡
好好看看在你心裡 你有多麼寶貝 我愛你
就這樣 愛你 愛你 愛你 隨時都要一起
我喜歡 愛你 外套 味道 還有你的懷裡
把我們衣服鈕扣互扣 那就不用分離
美好愛情 我就愛這樣貼近 因為你
我們愛情 會一直沒有距離 最美麗

Yes, it's me. Don't inbox me and ask me is that you who sing on the video..? Don't do it. Or else I'll kill you.

And yea, it's a nice song to sing to a guy you like, girls. Do it :D 

True, lots of friends keep asking me doing this. And finally I'm done. Thank youuuuuu~ 

That's it. 

Thanks :D 

Extra Pocket Money?

Ever know that you get paid by just clicking advertisements?

In my blog, yea. If people click on my nuffnang advertisement which is on top of my blog, beside andelow. I get paid. And yea its fucking true. $$$$$. 

Now, there's another way of it.

And oh well, continue read it if you're interested to get extra pocket money by just clicking advertisements. I know everyone love money, that's why I'm gonna share it here! :)

It's true and obvious that everyone is posting about this clicking advertisements things and I know everyone has that in their mind. But the main thing is they don't give a damn to ask what the fuck is that and how the hell it works. 

Okay, if you ever heard about it and never asked about it. I'll tell you. But if you don't, now you know. 

It's simple, what you need to do everyday is.. 

You spend a few minutes on the internet and click on those advertisement. Damn, it's lots of advertisement for you to click but you have a limit, that you can only click 5 advertisements per day. And one advertisement you click you basically earn like RM1+, and imagine how much you could get in a month? 

Let's say it's RM1, 1 day you click 5 advertisements and you get RM5, in a month you more or less gonna get like RM150? Or maybe less? Like RM100 per month? Depends on those advertisement you click. 

Since everyone are spending most of their time on the internet, why don't we just give it a try? 

I don't know, maybe you're too afraid of try. But well, if you dare to take risk, why not?

But if you don't, oh well, you never know what's gonna happen after you try. 

And yea, I'm actually trying it. 

So, if you're kind of person who always sit infront of your pc, laptop and can't leave without internet. Maybe you should consider try this. You just need to spend few minutes just to click on advertisement. And yea, pocket money come :3 

Pm me on facebook if you're interested :) 

Im sorry, this is just a short post. Have a nice day there. 

Who wants to lose weight?!

Oh wait, don't look at me like this ok? No, I'm not trying to lose weight. I'm asking if you want to?

Well, like I said. I don't hate fat people, I only hate them when they said they want to lose weight and look slim but don't give a damn to do anything. Still seeing them eat a lot like they never see foods before. Are you one of them?

So, listen to me. Make up your mind now. If you really want to look slim, look nice, look thin or etc. Don't want to look like a burger and walking around the mall and never attract anyone to look at  you. Please, now! If you have a plan, stick with it until it success. Don't give up.

You can go to gym workout, beware of what you eating. Seriously, stop eating like a dinosaur. You gotta stop it. And yes, don't stop eating. You don't have to do that. What's the point when you can lost 92479759375 kg in a month? You think is fucking healthy? Hells no you stupid. In that 92479759375kg, think! What did you lost? Your fat? Your organs? Your shits? Think, if you really think losing weight means you're thin. You're so damn wrong.

Even if you stop eating for few days, only eat fruits. For fuck sake, I'm sure you gonna lose your weight. Or, you get sick and dead on your bed for few days, you lose your weight. It's not that tough to lose your weight. Trust me. But what's important is, you lose your weight slowly, look slim day by day, or I say month by month in a healthy way. Please, I don't want any of my friends keep eating slim pills and run to toilet every day just to think that's the way to slim. You eat too much rubbishes. That's why you gotta shit out of your stomach.

It depends on you how you gonna do this. Go to those keep fit centre and pay them RM92479749732 and suffer yourself there? You look like a fat white experiment mouse. Or, ask your nutritionist to get you a timetable. Eat healthy. Gosh, it's work. But most of those fat people give up and lose to the devil of foods. They eat ice-cream, chocolate, fried chicken, fast foods secretly. You failed.

Look at you, failure! I told you, I don't hate fat people, I only hate them when they can't keep a promise for themselves. You remember you promise yourself  that you must look slim in half year? Look at you now, no different! F A I L !!!!!

So what now? I advise you to give up of having the thoughts of losing weight, look slim or etc. Go on and continue eat as much as you like. Who the hell cares? It's your stomach, you eat what you want. You love how you look like. Pity those thin and tiny fellows, they look like they never had foods long time ago.

Or, by now. You must be hate me so much. Saying so much of mean words and actually pissed you off? AM I RIGHT? You're angry and calling me a bitch now! Oh well, if you really angry. I feel sorry to you. Because I guess, you think I'm saying you now. Oppps, does that mean you're the failure? The one who said want to look pretty, handsome there? And now, still a big fat people?

If I pissed you off, well, I will have to say sorry. I have to admit that lots of my friends saying the same real thing to me. They don't look that fat actually, or maybe yes? Because they never satisfy with their body shape. So, they told me. Look into my eyes, say it really really serious that, I'M GONNA LOSE MY WEIGHT! Trust me, this time I'm serious. For the first time, I do give them support. Like, I can't say anything to make them disappointed. So sometime I give them support and ask Hey hows it going there?

Well, guess what? Their reply. No, I give up already. I eat too much. Can't stop.

OH BULLSHIT! I was like: Damn, is that the same person I see last few months? The one who knows what they wanna achieve and now? Seriously, I'm disappointed. Seriously, as a friend, I really wish they can do it and happy. So now, everytime whenever someone told me that they want to lose their weight, I will be the most mean-est people ever in the world.

'You gonna lose your weight? Cheh, I'm sure you fail. Don't ever think about it. Keep eating, eat whatever you want. Who knows you gonna die tomorrow and you don't get to eat your KFC?'

'Go to gym everyday? No need la, eat at home. Don't waste your money go gym la. Few weeks later you sure give up. (Sai hei la)."

They just failed to let me see. They do.

Ok, so now. If you really angry, that's great. My intention. Make up your mind, set a target. And do it!

Losing weight is easy, but losing weight in a healthy way, is so damn difficult. And remember, you must do it. Prove to the whole world they are wrong. No matter how long it's gonna take, don't give up! Think, if you give up now, the next time when you wanna keep fit again, you have to start all over again. So, no matter how tough. Go! You're halfway now.

And hehe ya, look. The plan is you gonna eat some supplement and you gotta exercise.That's the main thing. Am I right? You need to exercise. Don't give up.

Yes, like what I see. My friend usually eat pills, drink those shitting teas. Oh well, ever heard of gel? :D If no, you're so damn outdated. When you're eating pills, sometime you didn't realize that the pills never digested and stuck in your stomach. After a long time, you gg, die! Hahaha. Just kidding. It's just bad. And shitting tea  only let you shit whatever you eat last night. It means you shit out those foods' nutrients and vitamins. Conclusion: Zero.

But for gel, it's easily adsorb into you body. And it's true. Gel are easily absorb by your body compare to pills. There's lots of supplement out there. But all are like powders, pills etc etc. No gel? Ngek ngek~ This means I'm knowledgeable than you now. YES YES.

For those who want to keep fit, maybe you can try the gel called agel. I show you picture if you confuse.

See it? Is cute,  you tear off the upper part and you just eat it. It's really cute! Haha and it's sweet :3 Seriously haha ! And yea, it's not that expensive compare to how you go slim centre and go to gym every months. I actually compare it for my friends. Research for them who need to start keep fit. Even I'm mean, but I am not that bad. Just want them to angry and prove to me that I'm wrong. Yea, and this is the only thing I can do for you when I don't get to piss you off. Try this lah, see if it works or not.

Don't worry, I'm not selling it. Just sharing what I know. Thanks me for that! And yea, maybe if you really interested. Just filled it for me and respond. I wanna know how many people actually reading my post and pissed off. Or how many people actually read it and feel like they should start keep fit now. Keep your promise! :3



There, just fill it in if you wanna know more about that gel. Good luck in keeping fit there. Don't make me down! ;))

10 Acting Cute Poses

Oppps, sorry. Too lazy to type so much! Oh well, it's true that I'm lazy to type because I don't know what to talk about. But then, I spend more time in editing those pictures. God bless. Finally I'm done.

So this post is so damn random becasue I'm just gonna show you 10 acting cute poses. Okay, hate me! People just love acting cute. Got this photoshoot last month on September and yea.

Trust me, most of my photoshoot, I'm not allowed to act cute because it looks weird. But this time, it's my day! I can do all those stuffs that I like :D

There you go~

1) Meow :3 

My favourite meow meow pose :)

Just put your hands on your face and acting like a cat.

2) Begging

I don't think this is cute haha !

Oh, please! Bring me home :/

3) Salute

I learned this from a website lol. Never know this is an acting cute pose too.

Put 2 fingers on your forehead and salute, babe

4) Gun

One of my favourite too. Hahaha!

The Gun Pose! Piang piang~

5) Ok

Oh well, the OKAY pose! okay okay~~ :3

The OKAY pose 

6) Hi-Five

Can be Hi, Five or both  ! Hahaha.

The HAI and FIVE pose

7) Shhh

Wiii, this one is my favourite too :)

Is not acting cute, is actually telling you to STFU :p

8) Thinking

I don't really thinking of anything in the picture. Hahahaha. I force myself not to close my eyes.

Just act like you're thinking of some shits. 

9) Crazy


Acting like a crazy bitch in a public.

People scratch their head when they get mad lol 

10) PEACE

Realized I didn't do any PEACE sign in the photoshoot, so I get other pictures to replace it :p

Favourite asian pose! :p

THE END

Thanks for watching :)

Not easy to be good

Thanks to that friend who give me an idea to start another post. Oh damn

Look, log in to your facebook, what I usually see is rob, kidnap, rape, murder etc etc. It makes me feel likes everything gone so bad and different. To take precautions, girls should be careful more and protect themselves. Well, it's because no matter what, girls are always weaker compare to man, boys or whatsoever. Unless you go gym and make out and train like a muscular girls so you can fight back those people. But in real, not all girls did that.

Anyway, I don't know. Writing this post just want girls to becareful. And also to scold one of my friend who being not understanding maybe. Or maybe I'm the one being not understand?

But my post title is 'Not easy to be good'.

I'm kind of girl who:

1) Don't go out at night often. 

Yes, I'm afraid of dark but doesn't mean I don't go out. And if I'm going out, I need to be 100% becareful compare to day time. You see, if night. People mostly already home eating resting. So, not much of people will still hanging out on the street.

Yea, it's true that people keep asking me out to drink sometime. Relax, chatting or whatsoever. Yep, the problem is I rejected them by saying: SORRY, I DON'T GO OUT AT NIGHT. SO DANGEROUS. And so, drama started. I get blame and scold by them that: If you don't want to go out, just tell me. You don't have to give me such a lame excuse to reject me. I understand.

Trust me, I get so speechless.

And my friends' speech continue saying that: We're not like you, don't have to work and stay at home all the time. I'm working as full time, babe! Only get to rest on sunday or public holiday. And free at night. I only got that time to come out drink with you. And you, telling me that you don't go out at night?!

And come on, we are young!! Dude, it's not about being young or old. If you think being young and do all these kind of shits, you will regret when you old. Or maybe not.

See, it's my fault now. I didn't know that, to avoid shits from happen is actually a bad things. I didn't know that, rejecting someone to go out for a drink is bad.

I understand you. But I just don't want to go out at night. I feel not safe. And I don't see the purpose of your 'YAM CHA' session for.

I don't give a fucking damn! And yes, it's a fucking lame excuse to reject you from going out with you!

2) Don't go to club

"Hey Georgina, are you free this saturday?" "Yea, why?" "Let's go clubbing! :) " "Sorry, I don't go club" "^%$()#(%)#%(%#(*%(#%*"

Again, I didn't know that it's wrong for me to not going to club.

Well, what I heard from them is like, "wtf, how old are you?! You don't go club? You gotta be kidding me"

I seriously don't know I will get scold from not doing this shits. And fuck that! What the hell wrong with me from not joining you guys going to club? My god. I try my best to not be those losers. Oh well, not losers.

They said going to club is for enjoy, relax, ..

I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure that's lots of way for you to enjoy, relax. Going to club is like torturing your ears, seeing those idiots get drunk and thrown up. And you don't feel good or happy when the next day you woke up if you actually dead. Well, I'm sorry. Maybe I don't understand what you mean by enjoy/relax in the club.

I just don't want to get TOUCH N GO in the club. Maybe let me be the one to touch n go ;DD

I rather stay at home, turn the music volume up and dance like a psycho at home. I'm sorry.

3) I hate people smoke in front of me, and I throw 'WHAT THE FUCK' face to them.

When I being so sarcastic in front of smokers, I get scold. Is like, I cover my nose, I coughing, I give them an angry face. And my friends are like: Oi, stop it, that fellow will kill you later.

And I was like: What? It's my fault?!

They said: Smoking is normal, it's how they communicate, social etc etc.

I'm sorry, that fellow is not doing a big business, so why the hell he's smoking?!

And if he wanna smoke, can he go as far as possible from those non smokers as a respect? If he didn't know  how to respect others, I don't see what's the point I need to respect him.

I'm sorry again Mr Smoker.

And I saw some people smoke in a non smoking area. And I was like: OMGGG, are you blind?! Get the hell out of here.

I wish they build a small house, I mean a small place for those smokers. And kick them inside when they wanna smoke. So they can inhale the second-hand smoke back itself. Sounds good to me !

Or maybe put a plastic bag on their head. Whoa, I love the idea.

4) Don't fuck
Yes, my friend said I'm gonna be an old ugly virgin lady till I dead. He laugh at me so much. Saying that, if you don't fuck now, when you gonna fuck?!

And I was like: You fuck so much with other girls and randomly, I don't blame you. But please don't ask me to be like them. I'm sorry I cant be what you want me to be.

Yep, I'm sorry to be rude. But he had sex with his gf, pregnant, and abort. Oppps, your secret is now public. Or maybe is not a secret at all.

Is that wrong that I don't fuck? Can't I wait for the right one first?! Are you the one who's gonna judge me? and tell me when to fuck?

Arrghhh, shut the fuck up!

You will be regret when you turned old and think back what you did. Hmmm, I think he's now regret. Get that, loser!

5) Stay at home all the time 

They call me a bored girl when I stay at home all the time. Gosh, I feel sorry to you. Why the hell I need to go out when I can rest at home. OMG OMG, what you want me to do?

If I'm going out, ahhh, need to pay for the petrol, tol, parking and then eat. All about money.

If I'm getting a public transport, save costs. But it's dangerous. Oh well, shits happen to me before when I'm on a public transport. So I just don't want to get into trouble.

Just let me stay at home please!!



Overall, it's not easy to be such a good girl. But who cares?! I love to be such way than being such a bitch.

Bye!

white guys?

hi welcome to my blog.

if you know me well, i guess you know i love white guys yea? but if you dont, at least you know it now. ok, friends keep asking me: why white? why not asian. well, the reason is simple, because im born in asia country, i see asian everyday. so white is something special for me. and they are different. attitude, culture, accent etc etc.
well, i got into lots of trouble because of this. how? see, people are mean. and you cant do anything to please everyone. let me tell you hows my friends behave.
1) some guys who love to tease and make fun of me. when i tell them, nah, i prefer whites than asian. so they ask me a question with a pervert face and dirty mind. ohhh, because biggerand longer? then i was like: what?!!  and they are like hey dont pretend you dont know what i mean. well, i know what you mean but thats not the reason why i like.

2) when i say i like whites, doesnt mean i dislike asian, i hate asian. im asian too, so friends do you actually have a mind or brain when you saying that? i still can hang out with my friends who is asian but doesnt mean i must in relationship with them. who do you think you are to tell me who should i be?

3) this pissed me off the most. yes, im saying you this time and i know youre reading. one of my friend turned so unreasonable and tell me: whites only know how to FUCK. FUCKKKK!!! and i was like. if youre dirty mind and you have this kind of perception on them. i dont care. but dont tell me that youre 100% right on that statement. see, if you say they only know how to fuck, does that mean asian dont know how to? if thats so, how you born? what about your parents? your mum walking in a mall suddenly pregnant and give birth and thats why you born??

i asked lots of friends, they usually told me they are accidents. parents never actually plan to have them. trust me, most of the family did that. they dont have planning. sooo, conclusion white or asian or whatever, youre being so racist. and the statement doesnt make sense and it eventually offense me.

next, if you say white only know how to FUCK, and make babies. look, which country has the highest population? its china. so, china people doesnt know how to fuck or they dont know what is condom?

this is sooo not making any sense. yes, i admit when i was a kid, i do have an perception that whites are ham sap(not sure what is the right english words to use). something like perverts kind of stuff. when you have that kind of perception, you eventualy thinks that asian not hamsap lo. white very hamsap geh. when i grow up, and started to adopt to this realistic world, its not true. both are equally hamsap. if asian dont hamsap, they wont be making so many babies. is the same. some whites are hamsap, some are not. vice versa.

you cant just throw me with your so called research result. oh well, research on those stuffs? part of your assignment or part of your interests? telling me they only know how to fuck, does it means you'd try all of them?

im not being sarcastic or trying to change your mind. i know it doesnt work when people like you always have a mind that think youre always the right one. even the arguement ended up with apologize. i know the sorry you dont mean it. you just dont want this topic to ruin the friendship.

and conclusion for this, not all are the same when ypu only see part of them. telling me such a statement make me feel like you have such a narrow mind. i thought youre an adult but hey you just changed my mind.

yes i admit some of my white friends said sex are fun. or whatever it is. i dont give a damn and didnt plan to try it yet. remember the last posts i was talking about virgin stuff. oh well, my friends, see asian. laughing at me. said sex is so normal so why are you still keeping the first time. i have to say and repeat again, white or asian. they are same. i used to cant accept about those kind of sex stuff. but without parents, we are nothing. so accept it. we are all equal. dont be racist and judge people like you know them sooo well.

sorry about those typo but i dont give a damn. kthxbye~

Girls are complicated. Why?

Hells yea, I'm being so hardworking in updating my blog recently.

So we were shopping in a mall and one of my girl friend actually scream out: Noooo, girls are not complicated at all ! Lets just choose a dress and buy it !

2 of us looking at her and laugh out loud and said: Hahahaha she's crazy. Girls are so complicated because they have no idea what they want. Then we start discussing about it.

See, we don't even know what we gonna get in this store. What we like, what colour of dress we need, what style. And we gonna spend like 1-2 hours over there choose over and over again. Use their fitting room like it's our house. YES, finally we get what we want. Go to the cashier, pay and go.

Then, we start regret and say: I think I should choose the other one, not really like this. etc etc.

1) We don't know what we want and expect you to know. 

See, told you. Girls are so complicated.

If a girl actually drag a guy to go shopping, the guy is dead. When the girl comes out from fitting room with a dress and ask, HOW DO I LOOK?
Your answer: wow, you look great in every dress.
Girls' thought: LIAR.
If your answer: I don't think you look good in this dress.
Girls' thought: You don't know what is fashion.
You don't have an option for your answer. Right?

Since you're the one who gonna pay for the dress, they give you to choose which dress to buy because we still can't make up our mind which dress to get.

2) Jealousy 

Sometime do you ever feel your gf acting really weird and start scolding you without a reason? The way they talk like there's something but when you ask what, they never tell. Yes, girls get jealous easily ! And they will never admit they jealous. Remember the picture we used to see on facebook (can't find it now). The picture is showing the guy asking his gf:
"Baby are you jealous?"
"NO!"
"Baby are you jealous?"
"No!"
"Baby are you jealous?"
"NOOO!"
"Baby can I get a kiss?"
"Go get a kiss from the girl you just liked her picture!"
"..."

See, the reason they saying no is because they don't want to admit that they are actually "small gas". And when you ask can I get a kiss, volcano boom. She thinks you don't have qualification to get a kiss from her ! YOU, stop pretending nothing has happened. I'm jealous now!

Like one of my friend. He has a gf, and still he will hang out with me sometime one on one because he thinks that I HAVE NO FEMININE IN MYSELF. I'm not really a girly type if you get to know me well. I act like a man. No choice, grow out with 5 brothers in a family. Sooo, the main point is, my friend who has a gf and still hang out with me.
I told him: "Oi, you know you are not allowed to hang out with me one on one when you have a gf? She's gonna jealous to dead! Trust me."
He answered: "Nahhh, don't worry. She won't jealous to a guy."
I'm speechless.
Then he added up:" The reason I love her so much because she's not like other girls. She is mature thinking. She understand why. "
Me:" Soo, ok if you say so. I don't know your gf well, so no idea. "

Few weeks later, he talked to me and said: FUCK la, she really jealous because I hang out with you last time.
Me: GOOD.

Told you, girls jealous no matter where, when, why, who, what and don't care how old are you! Even a mum can jealous with her own daughter when her husband loves his daughter so much!

3) Yes means no, No means yes

Heard of this right? Why we do this? I don't know. Sometime girls don't really want to tell you what on their mind. That's why they use the opposite language. And yes, as a bf. They actually expect you to know that.

Him: Hey, you like this dress? I'll buy for you.
Her: Noo, it's okay. (In her mind, oh fuck, drag me to the shop and buy it for me!)
Him: Oh (Walk off)
Her: (What a idiot useless brainless animal!)

True, I heard guys said: You should tell me because I don't know what you're thinking! But girl will never tell you, they seriously expect you to know her well. I guess you need luck to try guess.

4) Frenemies

Acting so good with the other girl, hug each other but bitching about them behind. Woooots, that's what I get to see everyday in my life. I saw those girls like such a good friend, always hang out, snap lots of pictures and post on facebook and say Best Friend Forever. Then I get to know that both of them bitching and talking bad about each other behind. Seriously, why the fuck pretending you girls are such a good friend when you hate each other?

Another case: E saw B in an event, rush to B and hug her and say: Awww long time no see, you getting prettier and prettier now! Done their conversation, E turned to me and said: ISH, I very hate her actually. Always act cute there. Yer!

I'm so speechless, why you go and hug her then? Should pretending like you didn't see her.

So complicated.

5) No dress to wear for the party!

Check her wardrobe, open and those dresses will fall down and fall on you! See, our wardrobe is actually full with clothes but we always claim that we got not enough dress. That's why you see lots of girls keep shopping and buy more and more dresses.

I'll tell you secretly, some of the dresses/clothes that we bought, we only wear it once or we never wear it. We put it in the wardrobe and forget that we actually bought it and no special occasion for that clothes. Or maybe we changed our mind after bought it because the second time we saw that clothes, we feel dislike.

And also, we don't want our friends said that: Yerrr, look at her, she wear the same dress again! Bet she has no other clothes :DD!
Is a shame hahaha that's why we only wear it once and keep it for museum.

I don't know why ! But we just did it.

6)  Carry a big bag 

We carry a big bag, and inside we have nothing important. We can actually stuck all stuff in our pocket but the problem is dress doesn't has a pocket for us. That's why we carry a big bag, throw a little not important stuff in there and acting like so fashion.

When we start shopping, we actually forget we have a big bag. And lost our bag. Hahahaha.

I don't know why.

7) Tricky Question 

Bet your gf loves to ask you tricky question like If me and your mother fall into the sea, who will you save first? Lame question, just throw her with a lame answer.

"So, who is hotter? Your ex or the one you were staring at 2 minutes ago" This is a trick question. She doesn't care about your ex, she doesn't care about the other woman, she is mad at you for staring but she won't tell you that. (I copied this from an article, true enough!)

Told you, girls are just complicated. Why can't we just slap you on face and say stop staring!

8) Different clothes all the time

Yep, all the time. Morning different, evening different, night different. Like you're working in office and night you have a party. You won't see them in a small clothes, they will absolutely change.

Morning picnic, different casual shirt, evening watch movie, different dress, night dinner, different clothes again.

I don't know why. But we just want a comfortable dress for different occasion.

9) Going to wash room in a group

If you actually dine in with a group of friends, when a girl say: Excuse me, I'm going to toilet, anyone? The other girls gonna say: Yes yes me too!! Then they go to the toilet together!

But if guy actually did that, girls gonna gossip behind them and wondering are they gay.

Why? I don't know. Safety maybe. Who knows there's a wolf hiding in the toilet?

10) Gossip  

Yes, we love gossip. We spend most of our time just gossip. Whatever topic it is, we just gossip. Talk about those girls in our school. The guy we like and bitching about everything.

I know guys do gossip. But it will never be as serious as how those girls did.

Why? Favourite topic in our life.

11) Asking you: Am I fat?

Girls are always too afraid to gain weight. Eat too much, no exercise etc etc. Seriously, sometime woman turns fat easily after give birth and it's not easy to get back to the original shape.

Yea, asking guy about this is so annoying. Sometime guys just don't understand why when they see her still look the same. But trust me, the way we're asking this because we feel our arms getting big, our weight increase 1kg, tummy not flat enough, face getting round, etc etc. Guys wouldn't know all these shits but yet we keep asking.

Girls are so complicated. And I don't know why we're so confusing.

In conclusion, girls are so complex, difficult to fathom and impossible to predict!