Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Love saying liar liar pants on fire whenever I think the others are lying. And their stupid respond will be like : I'm not wearing pant at the moment.
*Speechless*

Today topic: Liar !

I don't know where to start it. But generally, people just dislike liar right? Is like why the hell you lie to me?

People lied 6 times per day averagely. Why don't you try and calculate how many times you lie tomorrow?

Example like: I'm not hungry, I'm not gay, I hate you dick face, You are beautiful today, I forget my wallet and etc etc.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I don't really mind with those silly shits people lie to me anyway.

A kid doesn't know how to lie if we don't teach him. They learned from parents or whoever around him. A good example, When a kid saw a cat, dad told the kid: Look, it's a meow! So the kid remember the creature as a MEOW. When the kid grows up and saw the cat and start screaming MEOW! Dad slap him and said: Stupid, it's cat! See, this confused the kid.

Or someone is calling your dad on phone, dad passed you the phone and said: Told this fellow that I'm sleeping. See, again, kid learned how to lie now.

Well, people lie. Tell me who doesn't lie?

They lie because they felt that their self-esteem is threaten, so they needa begin to lie in higher level. Bahhh, serious shit.

When you start telling a lie, you need to come out with another lie to cover up. Cover cover and cover. What now? You know people gonna know that you're lying. So what's the point?

So whenever you're telling a lie, I seriously don't mind because I'm stupid enough to trust you. Hello, I TRUSTED YOU!!! But do you ever think how hurts it could be when I found out it was ALL A LIE?!

Dude, if you wanna lie, make sure I will never ever forever find out. But when I found out, you're forking dead! Hello, I need to repeat this again and again. I trusted you and I believed it's true because I trusted whatever you said even it's stupid.

And the bad part was, I always know you're lying but I have to pretend like an idiot to trust you. And the worst part was, I know you're lying but I got no idea why you need to lie to me? Do you mind tell me WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME YOU DUMB FACE!

Not all lies are harmful. Sometime we need to tell lies to make people happy. Just sometime. Most of the time, NO!

Men lie because they want to make themselves look better. Women lie to make the other person feel better. True? No idea. It depends.

I remember how I taught to lie when I was a kid.

And I learned how to know if people are lying. I don't trust people so easy. NO, I won't trust you easily unless you worth it. It's like you build a firewall or antivirus or whatsoever so people can't attack you easily. Hahaha.

Okay serious stuff now.

I hate liars. I seriously do. But it depends. Because I tell lies too sometime. But those liars I meant was those stupid 'mada faka E D yet' who trying to cheat your money. That's the thing. You should know those rubbish do lots of dumb things just to get your trust and wants you to pay for the products or whatsoever. Saw on newspaper right? Say you got what forking jackpot. Pay $$$ to get it. Duh, no idea why they trusted it? Since you're so good in telling lies, you should get another job, better future.

Another stupid shits, there's a bunch of people calling you asking you to write your name just to help them and whatsoever? EVER? Don't forking write it!!! Once you write it, you're dead. Seriously dead. They gonna ask you to pay. Stupid dumb ass trying to cheat my money!! Did you forget to bring your brain along today?

I remember once. They begged me and said please help, just to write your name and we can gain point. Just write it. So I wrote it. And of course, they wants me to pay. Hello, you want me to pay you? Go fuck yourself. It's not like I'm getting any profits from that. And end up, I didn't pay them and walk away.

So that's it for this.

Another thing..

Usually people love to sit together having tea and eat or whatsoever. And yes, here come those liars. This bitch gonna show off and said how rich her family is but in real, she is not. That bitch gonna lie telling how good her boyfriend treat her but in real, she is a slut to her boyfriend. Hey bitches, what's this? Why do you need to lie? To impress or to show that how suck you telling lie? But it's fine, I don't care because it doesn't harm me.

But come to this, I know I'm kinda watch too much of movies.

Those couple, bf is cheating on her. And she is sad when she found out and cry like a baby. So annoying but yet pathetic.

Guys, you know what? If you know you can't be loyal to someone, why start the relationship at the first place? If you know both of you can't last longer, why don't end it earlier? If you know you can't keep those promises you gave at the beginning, why still make the promise?

Don't try to cheat on her, because you wouldn't know how sad she could be when she found out. You wouldn't know what kind of stupid things she's gonna do on you. *evil grin* They are weak enough to know the truth.

Sometime lies are not harmful, but some it really hurts to dead.

-mada faka e d yet means mother fucker idiot- *Opps, you are rude!*

So, are you still going to cheat me now?