Who wants to lose weight?!

Oh wait, don't look at me like this ok? No, I'm not trying to lose weight. I'm asking if you want to?

Well, like I said. I don't hate fat people, I only hate them when they said they want to lose weight and look slim but don't give a damn to do anything. Still seeing them eat a lot like they never see foods before. Are you one of them?

So, listen to me. Make up your mind now. If you really want to look slim, look nice, look thin or etc. Don't want to look like a burger and walking around the mall and never attract anyone to look at  you. Please, now! If you have a plan, stick with it until it success. Don't give up.

You can go to gym workout, beware of what you eating. Seriously, stop eating like a dinosaur. You gotta stop it. And yes, don't stop eating. You don't have to do that. What's the point when you can lost 92479759375 kg in a month? You think is fucking healthy? Hells no you stupid. In that 92479759375kg, think! What did you lost? Your fat? Your organs? Your shits? Think, if you really think losing weight means you're thin. You're so damn wrong.

Even if you stop eating for few days, only eat fruits. For fuck sake, I'm sure you gonna lose your weight. Or, you get sick and dead on your bed for few days, you lose your weight. It's not that tough to lose your weight. Trust me. But what's important is, you lose your weight slowly, look slim day by day, or I say month by month in a healthy way. Please, I don't want any of my friends keep eating slim pills and run to toilet every day just to think that's the way to slim. You eat too much rubbishes. That's why you gotta shit out of your stomach.

It depends on you how you gonna do this. Go to those keep fit centre and pay them RM92479749732 and suffer yourself there? You look like a fat white experiment mouse. Or, ask your nutritionist to get you a timetable. Eat healthy. Gosh, it's work. But most of those fat people give up and lose to the devil of foods. They eat ice-cream, chocolate, fried chicken, fast foods secretly. You failed.

Look at you, failure! I told you, I don't hate fat people, I only hate them when they can't keep a promise for themselves. You remember you promise yourself  that you must look slim in half year? Look at you now, no different! F A I L !!!!!

So what now? I advise you to give up of having the thoughts of losing weight, look slim or etc. Go on and continue eat as much as you like. Who the hell cares? It's your stomach, you eat what you want. You love how you look like. Pity those thin and tiny fellows, they look like they never had foods long time ago.

Or, by now. You must be hate me so much. Saying so much of mean words and actually pissed you off? AM I RIGHT? You're angry and calling me a bitch now! Oh well, if you really angry. I feel sorry to you. Because I guess, you think I'm saying you now. Oppps, does that mean you're the failure? The one who said want to look pretty, handsome there? And now, still a big fat people?

If I pissed you off, well, I will have to say sorry. I have to admit that lots of my friends saying the same real thing to me. They don't look that fat actually, or maybe yes? Because they never satisfy with their body shape. So, they told me. Look into my eyes, say it really really serious that, I'M GONNA LOSE MY WEIGHT! Trust me, this time I'm serious. For the first time, I do give them support. Like, I can't say anything to make them disappointed. So sometime I give them support and ask Hey hows it going there?

Well, guess what? Their reply. No, I give up already. I eat too much. Can't stop.

OH BULLSHIT! I was like: Damn, is that the same person I see last few months? The one who knows what they wanna achieve and now? Seriously, I'm disappointed. Seriously, as a friend, I really wish they can do it and happy. So now, everytime whenever someone told me that they want to lose their weight, I will be the most mean-est people ever in the world.

'You gonna lose your weight? Cheh, I'm sure you fail. Don't ever think about it. Keep eating, eat whatever you want. Who knows you gonna die tomorrow and you don't get to eat your KFC?'

'Go to gym everyday? No need la, eat at home. Don't waste your money go gym la. Few weeks later you sure give up. (Sai hei la)."

They just failed to let me see. They do.

Ok, so now. If you really angry, that's great. My intention. Make up your mind, set a target. And do it!

Losing weight is easy, but losing weight in a healthy way, is so damn difficult. And remember, you must do it. Prove to the whole world they are wrong. No matter how long it's gonna take, don't give up! Think, if you give up now, the next time when you wanna keep fit again, you have to start all over again. So, no matter how tough. Go! You're halfway now.

And hehe ya, look. The plan is you gonna eat some supplement and you gotta exercise.That's the main thing. Am I right? You need to exercise. Don't give up.

Yes, like what I see. My friend usually eat pills, drink those shitting teas. Oh well, ever heard of gel? :D If no, you're so damn outdated. When you're eating pills, sometime you didn't realize that the pills never digested and stuck in your stomach. After a long time, you gg, die! Hahaha. Just kidding. It's just bad. And shitting tea  only let you shit whatever you eat last night. It means you shit out those foods' nutrients and vitamins. Conclusion: Zero.

But for gel, it's easily adsorb into you body. And it's true. Gel are easily absorb by your body compare to pills. There's lots of supplement out there. But all are like powders, pills etc etc. No gel? Ngek ngek~ This means I'm knowledgeable than you now. YES YES.

For those who want to keep fit, maybe you can try the gel called agel. I show you picture if you confuse.

See it? Is cute,  you tear off the upper part and you just eat it. It's really cute! Haha and it's sweet :3 Seriously haha ! And yea, it's not that expensive compare to how you go slim centre and go to gym every months. I actually compare it for my friends. Research for them who need to start keep fit. Even I'm mean, but I am not that bad. Just want them to angry and prove to me that I'm wrong. Yea, and this is the only thing I can do for you when I don't get to piss you off. Try this lah, see if it works or not.

Don't worry, I'm not selling it. Just sharing what I know. Thanks me for that! And yea, maybe if you really interested. Just filled it for me and respond. I wanna know how many people actually reading my post and pissed off. Or how many people actually read it and feel like they should start keep fit now. Keep your promise! :3



There, just fill it in if you wanna know more about that gel. Good luck in keeping fit there. Don't make me down! ;))