Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Love saying liar liar pants on fire whenever I think the others are lying. And their stupid respond will be like : I'm not wearing pant at the moment.
*Speechless*

Today topic: Liar !

I don't know where to start it. But generally, people just dislike liar right? Is like why the hell you lie to me?

People lied 6 times per day averagely. Why don't you try and calculate how many times you lie tomorrow?

Example like: I'm not hungry, I'm not gay, I hate you dick face, You are beautiful today, I forget my wallet and etc etc.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I don't really mind with those silly shits people lie to me anyway.

A kid doesn't know how to lie if we don't teach him. They learned from parents or whoever around him. A good example, When a kid saw a cat, dad told the kid: Look, it's a meow! So the kid remember the creature as a MEOW. When the kid grows up and saw the cat and start screaming MEOW! Dad slap him and said: Stupid, it's cat! See, this confused the kid.

Or someone is calling your dad on phone, dad passed you the phone and said: Told this fellow that I'm sleeping. See, again, kid learned how to lie now.

Well, people lie. Tell me who doesn't lie?

They lie because they felt that their self-esteem is threaten, so they needa begin to lie in higher level. Bahhh, serious shit.

When you start telling a lie, you need to come out with another lie to cover up. Cover cover and cover. What now? You know people gonna know that you're lying. So what's the point?

So whenever you're telling a lie, I seriously don't mind because I'm stupid enough to trust you. Hello, I TRUSTED YOU!!! But do you ever think how hurts it could be when I found out it was ALL A LIE?!

Dude, if you wanna lie, make sure I will never ever forever find out. But when I found out, you're forking dead! Hello, I need to repeat this again and again. I trusted you and I believed it's true because I trusted whatever you said even it's stupid.

And the bad part was, I always know you're lying but I have to pretend like an idiot to trust you. And the worst part was, I know you're lying but I got no idea why you need to lie to me? Do you mind tell me WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME YOU DUMB FACE!

Not all lies are harmful. Sometime we need to tell lies to make people happy. Just sometime. Most of the time, NO!

Men lie because they want to make themselves look better. Women lie to make the other person feel better. True? No idea. It depends.

I remember how I taught to lie when I was a kid.

And I learned how to know if people are lying. I don't trust people so easy. NO, I won't trust you easily unless you worth it. It's like you build a firewall or antivirus or whatsoever so people can't attack you easily. Hahaha.

Okay serious stuff now.

I hate liars. I seriously do. But it depends. Because I tell lies too sometime. But those liars I meant was those stupid 'mada faka E D yet' who trying to cheat your money. That's the thing. You should know those rubbish do lots of dumb things just to get your trust and wants you to pay for the products or whatsoever. Saw on newspaper right? Say you got what forking jackpot. Pay $$$ to get it. Duh, no idea why they trusted it? Since you're so good in telling lies, you should get another job, better future.

Another stupid shits, there's a bunch of people calling you asking you to write your name just to help them and whatsoever? EVER? Don't forking write it!!! Once you write it, you're dead. Seriously dead. They gonna ask you to pay. Stupid dumb ass trying to cheat my money!! Did you forget to bring your brain along today?

I remember once. They begged me and said please help, just to write your name and we can gain point. Just write it. So I wrote it. And of course, they wants me to pay. Hello, you want me to pay you? Go fuck yourself. It's not like I'm getting any profits from that. And end up, I didn't pay them and walk away.

So that's it for this.

Another thing..

Usually people love to sit together having tea and eat or whatsoever. And yes, here come those liars. This bitch gonna show off and said how rich her family is but in real, she is not. That bitch gonna lie telling how good her boyfriend treat her but in real, she is a slut to her boyfriend. Hey bitches, what's this? Why do you need to lie? To impress or to show that how suck you telling lie? But it's fine, I don't care because it doesn't harm me.

But come to this, I know I'm kinda watch too much of movies.

Those couple, bf is cheating on her. And she is sad when she found out and cry like a baby. So annoying but yet pathetic.

Guys, you know what? If you know you can't be loyal to someone, why start the relationship at the first place? If you know both of you can't last longer, why don't end it earlier? If you know you can't keep those promises you gave at the beginning, why still make the promise?

Don't try to cheat on her, because you wouldn't know how sad she could be when she found out. You wouldn't know what kind of stupid things she's gonna do on you. *evil grin* They are weak enough to know the truth.

Sometime lies are not harmful, but some it really hurts to dead.

-mada faka e d yet means mother fucker idiot- *Opps, you are rude!*

So, are you still going to cheat me now?

Social network?

F A C E B O O K !!

I bet when we talk about social network, people will think about facebook. right right right? Social network is for us to social. That's it. Hahahaha

Facebook, we can keep it private, like only approve friends who you actually know in real life. But some, they make it randomly. Add whoever they want, approve whoever they want. Comment on any shits to piss people off just for fun because they don't know who you are. Hells yea, sounds good!

But my facebook, 80% are my friends. 20%: OMG who the hell are these? I tried to unfriend those I don't know. But still... [siapa lu?!]

Except of facebook, I still have other social networks which are damn random. Super duper hyper extremely random. I got no idea why I have so much of social networks. Why why tell me whyyyy. But don't worry.

Because the topic will be.. The most annoying part if you make your profile so random..

1st: Those people who added me will ask me the most stupid question ever ever in the world. You know what's the question? I give u 3 seconds. Think of it.

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Any idea?

The question is.. "What is your name?"

[ Oh godddd, are you blind you deaf you oku you dumb you noob you crazy? It's already showed on my profile and you asking me these shits? ]

2nd: The other annoying question they ask is, "where you from?"
[ Dude, I'm from my mum's stomach if you are asking that? Or I'm from mars? ]

3rd: "Where are you study?"
[ College obviously. Why don't you just take a look in my profile. I already wrote it there. Are you dumb? ]

4th: "Can I have your phone number?"
[ Yea, maybe after you bank in me RM10000000000000000 and I probably gonna give my phone number? ]

And when I said no, they replied: "W H Y!!"
[ Because the moon is not round tonight, stupid ]
Main point is.. Dude, are you dumb + ass ? Do I need to give it to everyone when they asked? Are you noob? noob? noob?

5th: Can we meet? Can I date you out?
[ Yes of course! Sleep early tonight and dream about it! :) Bahahahaha!! ]

6th: Do you have bf?
[ No I divorced and I married again and now I'm widow! It's that what you want?! Take a look in my profile. It's already show I'm not single okay? ]

7th: What are you doing?
[ I'm sleeping and I'm dreaming that I'm typing this message to you. I'm so awesome and I know it ]

8th: How old are you?
[ I'm 1020 years old now. Because Christinna Perri sing A Thousand Years. ]
* I have loved you for a thousand year, I love you for a thousand more *
So conclusion I'm 1021 years old now. Bahahahahaha!!

9th: Do you want to chat with me?
[ Obviously no. But I have to say OF COURSE just because I don't want to offence you. In my heart was like: Diam la, I lazy reply. Who you think you are? Want me to interview you is it? Wait long long la ]

10th: Can I be your bf?
[ The most stupid brainless question ever! What you expect me to answer? BF stands for babi friend? brainless friend? hells yea!! :) ]

That's it !! I know you gonna say, delete those social networking and get a life!

Duh, what life? Hang out everyday as much as I could everyday?

Traffic jam everywhere, expenses everywhere, dangerous everywhere. I might kidnap people or something bad gonna happen.

Stay at home is the best :D

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C R Y

Oh great, finally I'm gonna update my blog now. Recently Ive been busy for nothing. First chinese new year, then class, then holiday, then photoshoot, then travel, then photoshoot again. I got nothing else to do. And I got no idea what to write about on my blog.

Talk about holiday? Photoshoot? My friend said is bored to read about my photoshoot. [Ya, right]. Travel? Lol, in Malaysia only. Nothing so fun. And I asked my cousin: Oi, what to write now? He said: This, that and that you can write. End up I said: Yerrr, lazy la. Dont want write d.

And now, after long thinking. I wanna write about random stuff

[cry, menangis, 哭, hao, ham XD]



When is the last time you ever cry? Yesterday? Last week? Last year? 10 years ago?

And why did you cry my baby?

Wait, are you male or female?

Seriously, I don't really see guys crying? Am I right? They don't cry like how girls cry. Girls cry on everything. Hurts her little toes, cry. Lost her puppy, cry. Fall down on the street, cry. Fail her exam, cry. Bf cheated on her, cry. Stop crying la babe !

But wait, it doesn't mean I cry on all those random stuff okayyyyy?

Ehem, tips for you.

When you see a girl crying, stay away from her because:
1) You might make her cry louder when you say: Dont cry la dont cry la~.
2) She will hit you like how she got hurts. [Hehehe you're her little victim]

What you can do is..
1) Hug her tight and don't say anything if you dare. She will smile when she realize how stupid she is crying on stupid stuff.
2) Stay away from her for 10m. Wait until she done and come back to you and slap you and LAUGH :D good good

Usually when there is farewell, you see lots of girls crying. People hugging, laughing, getting crazy than they used to be.

I saw those girls crying and they came to me and said: Wuwuwuwu, how come you're not crying?

I replied them: Duh, because they are still alive.

Conclusion: They cry during farewell.. like they will never ever forever meet again.

When you are watching some touching and sad drama alone, will you cry? [Ehem, don't be shy, nobody knows you're crying. I'm nobody :p]

Why are you crying? The drama is just drama okay? Stop being so weak and geli.

Conclusion: Omg, the dog dies at the end! [CRY!!]

Broke up with bf/gf. Cry like there is no tomorrow. I'm gonna die, I can't live without him/her. [So you mean you're a zombie before you know him/her?]

Why are you crying like a dumb ass for a fellow who doesn't know how to appreciate you my dear?

Conclusion: I got nothing now after he/she leave me. *cry* [Oh, got nothing? Give me all your money before you say that :D]

Watch horror movies. Too scare. Cry. [oh my gawtttttt. if you're scare, just don't bother to watch it!]

The girl: Wuwuwuwu, so scary. I'm gonna have nightmare tonight. [Yea, watching your face already my nightmare]

Conclusion: Don't watch horror movie with girly girl. It's gonna be your nightmare!

Fall down on the street, legs injured. BLOOD. I mean just a little bit of blood. And you see her crying like a baby. wuwuwuwu oh my god, blood. oh my god, hurts. oh my god, pain.

Duh, shut up. My ears are pain too.

Conclusion: If you see she fall down, laugh at her first. Pull her up. Laugh more. Look at her injured part, laugh more and more. And lastly, push her fall down again. Repeat and repeat :D

But I know cry isn't illegal or whatsoever. Cry actually good for health. If you type on google, you will see a lot of thingy like 100000 reasons why ry is good for health. Try it.

If you not a crying baby, shoulda start practice. Because like they said, ITS GOOD FOR HEALTH. So cry more, laugh less. Stop being so evil.