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Saturday, September 20, 2014

Awkward Stuff You Ever Did While Driving A Manual Car

#1 Forget to step on clutch while changing gear. Once I was driving and passing the traffic light and I was going to change my gear and I totally dreaming. I forgot to step the clutch and my car ended up krek kreak kreaakkkkkk in the crossroad. Wahlau, damn siasui! Lucky no one knows me there!

#2 Forget to disengage handbrake. I was in hurry and so nervous after I changed my gear and then I forgot to let off the handbrake. So I actually driving with my handbrake engaging. When I found my parking, turn off the engine then I realize the handbrake is engage. Omg, how on earth this happen?! No wonder the car goes so slow when I step on the accelerator. Somemore so many cars following behind me. It feels like my car gonna shut off while I was on the road. What a shame! 

#3 Forget to put the gear to R while reversing. Every time I get to the car, I automatically start the engine, put the gear to first gear and disengage the handbrake. And then reverse. WTF? Why the car don't know how to reverse one? Oh stupid cunt, you're on first gear. 

#4 Anxious while stopping your car on a ramp. When the car at the front moving, gosh!! This is the most scariest time you ever had in your life. You need to let go the clutch and step on the accelerator so your car won't dies out. Every time when you get too nervous, you died out over there and your car is moving backward. And you get more and more nervous. And then you need to engage your handbrake and do everything all over again. Wahlah eh, the driver behind sure laughing already.

#5 Put the wrong gear. I ever did this. I swear I did. I was speeding out on the highway and while I'm going to turn right,  I automatically step on clutch, change the gear and brake a little bit. Then this things happened!! I changed my 4th gear to the 1st gear. And the car was like...... vrooooooommmmmm!! Omg, I can't believe I'm such a dickhead on the road. 

#6 Not on a free gear while start up engine. Usually we will checked if the gear is free before start up engine. Ever experienced you start up engine on first gear? Do it if you never, you will experience a free horse riding.  

#7 Traffic jam. It always killing people while you're driving a manual car and you stuck in the traffic jam. You get the chance to practice step clutch, change gear, step accelerator, brake, clutch again, change gear, stop. Again and again. 

#8 Don't know what to do when you're on 5th gear. Speed up in the highway and you're already on the gear 5, and you don't know what else to do. Should I slow down? Or should I stop in the middle of road now so people know that I've reached 5th gear! :D 

#9 Awkward moment when your car dies out at the traffic light and you're the first car in front. Too nervous and let off the clutch too fast and car just dies out. The moment when there are lots of cars waiting behind and the moment when the car is horning at the back and the moment you look at your back mirror. Oh my god, I wish there's a hole for me to hide. I need a tissue too. I'm sweating a lot now. 

#10 Forget that if I'm on gear 5 and I thought it was gear 3. This is what I always wondering about. What if one day I'm on the 5th gear and I thought I'm still in 3rd gear, and I think I should put to 4th gear ended up a reverse? Will it ever happen? How does that feel while you're on the highway? From 5th gear to reverse. I asked my dad and he said it's not gonna happen because from 5th gear to reverse, you can't feel the straight line. If you get what I mean. Hahahahaha.

#11 Using waze and driving a manual is expert. I don't have a phone holder in the car, everytime when I'm travelling I need to hold the phone, change gear, play with the steering. Oh fuck I think I'm fucking awesome but it's fucking not. I got not enough hand to do everything and I always ended up throw my phone away. 

I know some expert car drivers never experience this, but some of us, we did these all the time and that's what make us a road bullier now! HAHAHAHAHA. 



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