Types of Guys that We Shouldn't Date

1:

Stingy Face Guy

First of all, as we know. Girls nowadays are seem to be so realistic, materialistic and whatsoever listic there. Therefore, if you wanna date a girl. Bear in mind that: money is important. No money no talk. This is the rule. If you date with a girl, hangout with a girl or just simply outing, pls, don't let the girl pay. Even she insists to pay you back, don't take it. It's a trap to test you.

So, first thing, if you hangout with a girl and the girl paid you back whatever you have spend on her and you took it. Trust me, she has a bad impression on you. Don't ask me why. She feels that you are so stingy.

But for me, I had a really really bad experience. I used to pay for guys after we ate. I don't know why. It's not like I'm rich or too much money and no idea where to spend. But I feel bad when I see them to pay. At least, I made them feel bad for that. So they won't feel like, they spend on me, and I should be their gf.

So first: Money is important. Don't let a girl pay for you.

2:

Gadget Guy

Do you actually feel annoy when you're out with someone, and the someone keeps on texting, facebook and whatever.

Dude, if you wanna date a girl, make sure turn off your phone, your ipad, or tab or whatsoever. If you keep facing your gadgets, why don't you just stay at home and date with your lovely gadgets??

And yes, I always always have this experience. When we hang out together and sit together, everyone is typing, facing on phone, no one seems want to talk. weird right? World nowadays. Busy check in on facebook, snap pictures and upload it. oh yea! Sometime feel like wanna take his Iphone and knock his head.

3:

Useless Guy

When you date a girl, and you guys gonna have meal at fast food restaurant. Please, make sure you are the one who gonna carry the tray and bring it to the table. Don't let the girl does it even she actually strong enough to carry it. And addition, if you need ketchup or chili or whatsoever, get it yourself. Oh my god! Be gentleman okay? Your mum is female.

I have a serious bad experience. We went to fast food restaurant, I paid. I carried it to the table and told him to get a place to sit. And ending, I get the ketchup and chili for myself. He just sitting there facing his iphone/tab/pad without notice he is such a dumb ass.

I feel like a man now =/

4:

Silence King

Do you actually feel awkward when there is silence period between you two? Both of you not talking and look into the phone but no idea what to do with the phone..

Well, don't just say the girl, even the guy feel bored and awkward with that kind of situation. And it's so annoying that, one of the fellow try to come out with lots of topics to talk about, and the other one was like: oh yea, right, cool, oh, nice. And the eyes are actually looking at phone.

Bullshit, if someone is actually making an afford to talk to you, be cooperative. Or else just freaking stay at home and don't come out.

5:

Rejecting King

Oh this, when you say something, the fellow say NO. You say another things, the fellow say NO and show you his tongue. WTF, stop acting cute. Go bang your head onto the wall. And keep saying NO, shaking his head. Bahh, annoying!

Rejecting is already annoying, just don't act cute in front of me gay boy.

I feel like wanna show the international hand language. [NAH!!] If you disagree with what I'm saying, I will shut the fuck up. But if you keep remaining silence there, please don't bother to date people out.

6:

Blow Water King

Ahh, this type of guy they say whatever they could. Like they're so brilliant and genius in this world. So fucked up when you found out they are actually piece of shit. Or even worst than a shit.

Why try to impress girls with those silly shits when you're actually not?

Be yourself! Show the true you.

7:

Girly Guy p/s: Shortform GG

I bet everyone know what kind of guys are these. They look at the mirror all the times. Take pictures of themselves all the time. When you look at their phone, you only see all his face. OH EM GEE, so freaking scary.

Even girly than a girl. WTFFF! I can't stand this. I'm not saying all these only can be perform by girls, but hey seriously, I can't stand this.

They even use the phone front camera and make it as their mirror and start fixing their hair. Awwwww, I seriously feel like wanna push his head toward the phone. Wahahahha!!

8:

Don't Know Do Guy (DKD) in Cantonese we called it: MM SEK ZOU

This is so freaking MM SEK DO. When he saw you carry lots of things, he doesn't even ask you: You need my help? I could carry it for you. And force you to give it to him. If he did this, she will feels touched. For sure. Hahahahaha

But some guys are really, stupid. They saw it, they don't care. And the most important thing is: Hey, you have a bag? Can I put my things in your bag?

Ohhh, seriously YES FOR SURE NO PROBLEM. But internally FUCK OFF LA!! And your bag is getting heavier and heavier. He doesn't even give a shit.

WHY YOU SO NO BRAIN?

9:

CommonSenseLess Guy


Well, girl wears high heels. You know, girls feel touched and shocked when you ask her: Hey, are you okay with your heels? Do you feel pain? We could rest awhile. Trust me, this will let her know that you're actually such a caring person.

But the bad experience I had was, I'm actually pain to death with the super high heels. I put my another slippers on car and it's impossible to walk back to car park to get change. So I keep mentioning: OIIII, my legs are pain. TO THE MAX now!

And that fellow is the most stupid fellow in the world and the universe. You know what he did? He makes me walk the whole mall. From the top till the lower ground and walk back to the car park. And doesn't even ask hows your legs now? Broken yet?

S H I T !

10:

Fail Camera Guy

Love to snap your ugly pictures and keep laughing it. And the worst part is they even spend their time to edit it and make it more uglier than before. This guy is dangerous and insane. You don't know what they might do it to your pictures.

Second, when you wanna take pictures with them. They DDLY (dor dor lan yea).

'Yer,so ugly! Faster delete it!' [Chiu~ ugly is ugly. No matter how you snap you still ugly in my heart]

End up, we needa spend like 398492479248 minutes to actually get a perfect pictures.


11:

Excuses Guy

Whenever we say anything bad or negative on him and he doesn't want to accept it. [NGO JIP SAO MM DOU LO] They start their speech and telling why this happen, why that happen. It turns really annoying and I ended up saying that: I'm sorry for what I said just now, I will take back whatever I said before, and you, stop your speech!

Or another type of Mr Excuse Guy, when he did something wrong, he doesn't want to admit. Start giving lots of bullshit and reasons that only 3 years old kids even barely to believe on it.

They late on our date: Give bad excuses like: Oh the road there there got pigs running around, so police block the road and jam like hell. I even heard police said: Oi, babi jangan lari!! [o.O]

12:

Master Of Brain

This mean, their brain is actually controlling them. Not they control their brain. Well, to me. I personally hate fat fellow who keep saying: OH EM GEE, IM GONNA START MY DIET. I WANT TO BE THIN AND WEAR SOMETHING NICE!

And I end up saw them sitting there eating more than ever ever before. And when I said: Hey, thought you were on diet keeping fit? And the fat fellow said: HAIYA, lazy la. Eat already only plan how.

So, your brain told you, you're hungry, you should eat. You tell yourself to exercise, but the brain tell you: no need la, so lazy, tomorrow only do.

And the 'tomorrow' never ever come. FAIL FAT MASTER BRAIN

13:

Childish Boy

This is where they actually acting more childish on their age. Hey dude, you're mature enough for your age. Stop acting like a kid, running and screaming and yell at people in the public. You no brain one hor?

Even if you don't feel shame, but standing beside of you, I really feel like wanna dig a hole and hide myself and scream: WAHLAU, I DON'T KNOW HIM LA!

Not only that, just be mature. Act like hows your age. Don't do something silly things and make your parents shame on you. You got it, little boy?

14:

Show Off King

Fuiyo, trust me. This one, I really feel like wanna whack this kind of guys. So they are not from a really rich family. But you can see everything on him is branded. Branded phone, clothes, watches, wallets, cars,.. and all those luxury things. [No money ma no money lo, no need act like you very rich one. You don't scare people kidnap you is it?]

A funny thing was: She actually laugh at the guy's cloth saying that, omg, your cloth looks funny! The guy get super shocked and pissed off. He said: This is XXX branded and costs RMXXXX okay?

Oh fuck, who the hell cares now? So what if it's so expensive?! Even how expensive it is, still look weird on your funny face. You spend lots of money to make up your funny face now? Good job.






Conclusion:

To all the guys: If you fall in any of these categories, you are failed! Go home and face the wall and think what you can do to fix it up.

To all the girls: If you have some guys in any of these categories, don't waste so much time on them, you will get influence and started to feel like you're turning like a male.

-END-

I'm Still Loving You ♥

Today topic will be [I'm Still Loving You ♥]

Ahaha, is a song actually. Really suitable for girls/boys who are still loving their ex.

Well, is absolutely not my situation anyway. But this song is nice but sad :') !

It's a song from a hong kong movie name [喜爱夜蒲 Lan Kwai Fong].

Fall in love the first time I heard it but I got no idea what's the song's name.

And oh well, friend introduced it to me yesterday and yeppp.

He requested me to sing it.

I done it today.

Wow, so impressed!

Oh you, S U R P R I S E D !

I'm Still Loving You 连诗雅 Lyrics

When I close my eyes I think of you
And the time we've had been through
Even though were far apart right now

I remember back when you were here with me
How you've make my world complete
But now I'm left alone

We talked about love and hope
Wishing we could start a life our own
I wish that I could live without you

*Why did you tear my heart apart
You said you love me from the start
All those painful thing you've put me through
But Im still loving you

I've tried to give my best yo you
I don't deserve the thing you do
Everything has gone to memories
I just wish I know the truth behind the lies*

P/s: not sure whether the lyric correct, because different different version I found from internet. Sorry !! :)

And yep, go check on this song too! ♥



Well, I only learned it yesterday, so sorry if it's weird :O !
And it's weird without sustain. yaya i know.
And yea it's not smooth too cos I cut the video and mix it up. weirdo tho. :)

♥ Enjoy! K thanks bye :) ♥

Liar Liar :)

Wuhooo Finally!!

Today topic is again, liar liar.

But not about how a liar lies.

Is a song by Christina Grimmie. Is a nice song and I love it so much. ♥ And also I like that girl because she is super cool. I like her type. Looks like those punk punk emo emo type ;D

Honestly I like punk punk emo emo gothic style :D wuhooo~









So, go to youtube, type 'liar liar christina grimmie'. And look and listen and listen :D ♥ She is cool !!

And yep, to all those liar out there. I want you to know, I do hate you all so much for cheating me!!! Arrghhh~!

Besides, there's another song which I bet most of you know about it.

Jar of Hearts Christina Perri, not a new song though. But, it's a song that I promised to sing for my best friend. LOL, just kidding. I didn't promise her but I remember I said I will learned and sing it for her. ♥ My dearest dog ♥ Ahahahaha :D

The lyrics is kinda true :D She told me the song really suit for her situation on that time. Hahaha.

Jar Of Hearts-Christina Perri
I know I can't take one more step towards you, cause all that's waiting is regret. And don't you know Im not your ghost anymore, you lost the love I loved the most. Learned to live half alive, and now you want me one more time.

Liar Liar-Christina Grimmie
Chorus: Liar Liar dont cry on my shoulder, you play with fire and smile when you told her. Oh~ thought you were someone. Oh~ goodbye to no one

So, the thing is there are two songs. I was too lazy and just mix it up. Oh yea :)

That's it. Thank you ^^



Seriously recently basically logically generally I'm not in a good mood. I have no idea why. Maybe too bored. Dude, can you imagine. I'm only having class on Monday and the rest of the days I was like lying on bed doing nothing like a handicapped. Too bored too bored too sad.

So doing all these stuffs might as well spend my time a little bit rather than acting like a handicapped.

Or tell me what else I can do to pass my time?

Boooooooooo~!!

Back to handicapped moment now :(

♥ ♥ Kthanksbye! ♥ ♥

Cats

If you're my close friends, far friends or you know me well. You shoulda know that I love cats a lot. Well, used to love it really really much before. I even put my email address as: Little_kitten91@hotmail.com .. I love meow meow~ ♥♥

And during secondary school, some of my friends call me xiao mao means little kitten in chinese. My friend's sister, she calls me xiao mao jie jie. LOL. My buddy, she calls herself as dog and me cat. So we're so gay. Calling ourself cat and dog.

I love cats and dogs. My brothers love them too. We used to have lots of random cats around our house area. Super gay. We named those random cats with random names.

Good memories about cats? They are sooooooooooo cute!! ♥ and cute! I used to have 1 cat. We took care of it from kitten until it dead. Will tell you the story later :D

I probably want to talk about bad memories first because I only remember things that are really bad. Like what people said: When you do good, nobody remembers. When you do bad, nobody forgets. Conclusion is, our brain works really hard to remember bad things.

Back to the topic, we used to have 1 cat which is in black colour. Whole black. Really black. super black. hyper black. We called it OLYMPIC. You know why? When you read it in broken english, in hokkien, you heard of O LANG. means black people. Hahaha.

My brother love to keep it at home. Sounds dirty right? Hahaha. So one day, I scolded him and said: Let that cat go out! It needs freedom and pee poo out there okay? And.. guess what happen next? You won't believe it.

My brother was just like 5-6 years old. Early in the morning, before my dad send him to kindergarten, he was sitting out there playing with the cat and the cat was struggle really hard to get rid of him. My brother remember what I said and he hands off and let the cat ran out.

Trust me, this happened.

'B A N G'

A van bang the cat and disappear. My brother stun there for a few seconds. *This is what he told us*

Well, nobody tell me yet because I was still sleeping early in the morning. When I woke up, my dad called and said the cat dead this morning. If you don't believe, go out and check it out yourself.

I don't give a shit because my dad always put on prank on us and cheated us.

When my brother came back from kindergarten. He brought us to see the cat. And trust me again: It's a freaking nightmare when you saw it!! I won't believe. The cat's eyes are actually pop out from it's eye socket. Oh my freaking godddd!! and it's stomach flat. F F F F F F

You know what I did? I scolded my brother for letting it out! hahaha. And he said: You are the one who told me to let it out?

I was like: Oh yeaaa!! He listened to me! LOL.

And yep, this is the first story of dead cat. My first nightmare.

Second was the one I mentioned before. From kitten until how it died.

We found this cat when it's really small kitten, we named it 'PAPA meow'. I got no idea why. Hahaha. I don't remember much but I love it the most. When Papa grew older, it always disappear and we got no idea where it went to.

The last memory about papa meow was...............

My brother said a motorcycle or a car bang it. AGAIN?

But papa didn't die. Just saw it injured on it's legs.

Know what we did? We force our mum to bring it to pet clinic. HAHAHAHA

I don't remember who went along. My 2 younger brother and 1 older brother I guess. We went together lol. The veterinary gave injection to the papa meow and gave us some medicine. Vet said: Must give the cat eat ha, if not it'll die. Don't worry, it's okay now.

So we went home and stun when we saw the medicine. It's not in liquid form. It's like pills. Duhhhh, how you expect a cat gonna swallow it like this? :O

We crumble it and add in water and force the cat to drink it!! hahaha

I was holding the cat on my arm and forcing it to drink. My brother was looking beside me. Seriously, I feel helpless to see the cat suffering and don't know what can I do. After that, we went off to bed.

Early in the morning, my older brother. (Sorry, too many brothers..kinda confusing now lol). He wake me up before he went to school. He said: Hey, wake up. Your cat dying soon. I remember he said it in a really funny and joking way. Duuhhh, I hate people wake me up early in the morning like 6am?! wtf

I force myself to wake up and go near to the cat. My eyes are still blurry. Barely get to see clearly. I was looking at the cat and my brother came near me and asked me to touch the cat. He said: SEE, papa meow's body is getting really hard now, dying soon :D ! LOL, I can feel he is laughing or what beside LOL.

I get back to sleep. Few hours later, I woke up and get prepare to school. Finally, papa meow is officially dead. Bye bye!!

Cleaning the body all those things are never my job! lol.

I went to school, finished, back home and realized papa meow is gone.

And never come back anymore.

-END of second story of meow-

Now, come to the third one.

This happened like 5 years back. I remember. It's early morning again. I went to have breakfast with my auntie uncle.

Oh my god. I feel so sad right now and hardly to type more. :'(

So, I get off from the car and OH MY GOD. I saw a cute little kitten on the road side!! This kitten has cute blue eyes. omg, Im meltingggggg ♥♥♥♥♥ Its cuteeeee!

I said 'Hi' to the kitten. Then my auntie said: Enough, let's go. And she added in: Don't let the kitten follow you cross the road.

Well, we need to cross the road to go to the restaurant.

So was sitting there, ordered my foods and started eating.

Then I heard a 'POP' sound, and followed by my uncle saying: AIYOK AIYOK AIYOOOO!

When I look up to the road, *I was sitting facing the road but my head was actually facing my noodles* So, I looked up and saw the KITTEN.

The cat got bang by a car and I saw how it struggling on the middle of road. My another nightmare because the car actually run over the kitten's HEAD. It's head flat............................. F*CK!

Another car passed by and ran over the kitten again. My uncle scream: oh oh oh oh oh!! die die die!

LOL~

And the kitten finally stop struggling and dead.

I wanna cry. But too shame. It was my fault. Should have listen to my aunt.

My fault right? :(

After finished eating, we crossed the road and walk pass the cat. My aunt told me don't look at it.

When I get into the car, I turned evil and thought: Bahhh why the hell I need to cry for the kitten?

Sorry cute little kitten :( ♥

-END of third story-

This is the 4th story which is just happen few days back. On 29 Feb 2012. Fuck the gay. HMMMM

Went to have lunch with my bf. And when we get back to the car, I said: LOOK !! There's a kitten below your car. You will kill it when you reverse the car!

So I squad and look at the kitten and said hello~

Wow, the kitten reply me in MEOW~~


* Look like this, common meow look :D*

I turned to him and said, what to do now? He said: Look, the kitten is shivering, it feels cold :D

I'm not gonna touch it because it seems sooooooooo dirty! opsss

Then,.. I got no choice but to carry the cat and put it far away from the car.

And the kitten came back. I was like: Oi no no, go away!!

The kitten actually stop and sit beside the tyre. I am so lazy to get out from the car and carry it and put it far far away again.

I turned and told my bf, it's beside your tyre, if you reverse, it will die. And when I turned back to the cat, OHHH, gone?!

So we reverse the car slowlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and then we heard 'MEOW!!'

Fuck, kena liao la!

I get out from car and saw the kitten vomit and dead.

!@#$%^&*()_$#%^&&*(2#$%

D E A D

B L O O D

- E N D -

After that, when nobody around, I start blaming myself. Why don't I just get out from the car again and put it more far away?

So.. end of the story..

I no longer like cats. Only pictures. :D

Go to google image, type kittens and I will fall in love over there :D ♥♥

Conclusion and moral value:

" If you have cats, teach them how to cross the road. And if possible, bring them along when you go for undang class. Tell them not to sleep beside tyre "

♥ THANK YOU MEOWS! ♥