Throwing Party at Home

I always want to throw a party and invite all of my friends to come over. You know like those american, how they throw out at party, put the song loud, free flow of beers, liquor when their parents are away. Sounds really fun though as I never did before.

But, if I really gonna do this. That would be disaster. First of all, is either I create the event in facebook and invite everyone I know or I don't know. Whatever it is. Make it happening. What's the feedbacks and questions will be like.....

1) Got parking ah?

"Eh, I can come lah that night, but your place got parking ah? Where should I park my car?"

"Park at the highway, walk in to my garden. You think my house is shopping mall meh, so many parking lot."

2) No transport

"Eh, so late leh. I can't lah. No people send me home. I don't know want to ask which water fish to send me wor."

Walk can ah? Start walking now, should be reach tomorrow night.

3) So far

"Wah, you stay so far ah? Can't lah so far. Next time lah. You throw the party nearer to my place I can go."

I throw boom at your house better lah.

4) Traffic jam

"Wah, your place always traffic jam one wor. Cannot go lah sorry."

Lau eh, you don't go out la. Stay at home sure no traffic jam.

5) Your friends I don't know

"You invite who? I know or not? If I don't know I don't want go lah. Later I stand there alone emo."

Lau eh, correct also. With this kind of pattern sure no one wants to talk to you lah. You stay at home sit at the corner emo la.

6) Got lengzai lenglui?

"Got invite pretty girls handsome boys or not?"

Got, I'm inviting you already. To make them feel handsome/pretty.

7) Working tomorrow

"Sorry la, working tomorrow. Can't attend. Have fun." 

Lau ehhhhhhh, you working tomorrow, not working now. OMG. I didn't ask you party til tomorrow alsoooooooooooooo.

8) I shy

"Eh, many people going ah? I shy leh?'

Knnmccb, shy don't come out la. Stay at home drink nen nen can?

9) Why don't want go club?

"Why at your house? Why don't want go club?"

Lau eh, later you fall asleep you want sleep at toilet bowl or house sofa?

10) Think first.

"I think think first la. Not sure can go or not."

Lau eh, I ask you marry me meh now? Need to think so much.

11) No money

"Tight budget la. End of the month d." 

Lau eh, I didn't ask you buy whole lorry of milk to come over also.


Actually I'm just saying all these shits. I like party but I don't drink, I don't smoke, I just love the loud music and chilling with lots of people for no reason. Hahahahaha. I'm just being weird.

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