What Freelancers Usually Have

Birkenstock

I don't know why but most of those famous freelancers usually have a pair of birkenstock. Like 7 out of 10 actually have it! When I ask them why do you spend a RM300 to a sandal? They give me no answer. I asked if it's comfortable and they only say so so lo. Then why tell me why?

When I'm walking in a mall and I see girls who wear birkenstock, I naturally judge them as OH THESE GIRLS MUST BE A FREELANCERS AS WELL!

p/s: One of my friend saw my blog and she said: Geo (she's kind of girl who is too lazy to call my name), I saw your blog and what you wrote is so damn right! But hor, I have to tell you Birkenstock really comfortable.

Then we walked pass birkenstock and we went in and I tried one of it and I was like: WTF, is true!!!! Damn comfortable. So, what she said to me was: We work til so hard, always wear high heels and torture our legs. We need to pamper ourselves also.

Conclusion is I spend the fucking Rm300 on a sandal also. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pandora

I never know how expensive these things could be until one day I was ordered by my friends to buy birthday present for a girl. So I was walking around the mall thinking what girls nowadays are crazy about til I come to this shop. I have budget in getting the present, so the moment when I walk in Pandora I was like, wtf is these? Knn, this also costs RM500? Seriously? The small charm also RM200? Wahlau eh !

Until one day the article posted up saying pandora does not worth the price, then I don't see girls wearing it anymore. Why they are so crazy about it at the first place? Tell me why!

Tr/Zr

Please don't call yourself a freelancer if you don't have a tr/zr. No, I'm just kidding. I don't have one either. But I have to be honest that these things really create a lot of girl god on the internet. The pictures that you snap using tr/zr can cheat die your billion trillion of fans! Is fucking true.

My advice is, if you want to boost your followers in your instagram, buy a Tr/zr and selfie everyday. Confirm everyday got new followers d. CONFIRM!

Random names on the phone 

Just because we don't know their name when we trying to apply jobs and also because we need to save that fellow number to whatsapp them. So we usually ended up coming with lots of weird name in our phone. I remember I saved those girls' name as halloween, ipoh, replacement, sungaiwang, bikini, outstation.

One day when I scroll back and I started to wonder what the hell with all these names,

Mouth 

I realize they have one mouth and two ears but they only make use of their mouth more than their ears. They talk more than they listen. Is really funny when they ask me question and I answer and they didn't hear it and they keep talking. Why do you ask when you're not listening and you only want to tell me your answer? Why?

God created us with 2 ears so we can listen but why? When I think back I worked with a girl before and she keeps talking and when I answer she's not even listening and she keeps talking telling me about her stuff and I started to check my watch to see how many hours do I need to listen this speech. Is really torturing when there is only one way communication. I have to face her 4 days, 8 hours/day, 480minutes, 28800 seconds! x4 days. WAHLAOEH!

Souvenirs

You can't imagine how many souvenirs and free gifts we get in every different kind of jobs. Free cups, free pen, free notebook, free cap, free bears, free keychain, free free free. I don't know why I get it and it actually waste of spaces in my home. But free wor! Just take it!

You will see many other people are so crazy about free stuff in the event and you just feel like grab one just because... well.

Beautiful Nails

They usually have beautiful and long nails! I don't know why but most of them just do! Why am I calling them a them when I'm one of them? lol

Strong Legs and strong hearts

We can wear high heels and stand so many hours! You say yeng mou?! For me is like: Nah I get used to it already. But when people came to us and start to ask how the hell can we stand the pain for so many hours, then only I realize WAH, yao hai wor. No matter how pain it is we don't give up! 

Tag

We have lots of lots of these! But I threw away most of it because I don't know what to do with them. These tag are so powerful when you're in the event! You can walk in and out without queue HAHAHAHAHA. But it's useless after the event. So we keep it or throw it.


My mum always ask why do you still keep these? Next event can use is it? Mum, is free and is for me to keep as souvenirs ok.

Photo

Only able to find these pictures, can't remember where are others. We get so crazy when we see there is photo booth. Then we get all these pictures then I don't know what to do with them anymore. hahahah. When I found all these then only I realize OH, I TOOK PICTURES WITH THESE GIRLS BEFORE!!  I seriously no idea what to do with all these.

Once I selfie with friend and I showed him the pictures. This guy very clever, he scroll almost my whole album and he say it in a very jealous way: Now like that la, so many pretty girls don't want introduce to me. YEA, our phones really full of pretty girls ! HAHAHAHAHA.

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