Malaysia Fun Thing

Crazy with some kind of shits and forget it real soon

Like how those minion lovers. sorry to offence. I don't know how much you love the minion. I know it's super duper hyper damn extremely over cute!! I know. But what's the point you crazy for it? Satisfaction of lining up in the middle of night in front of mcDonald and get it? Showing off to your friends that you finally get it? or what? Buying it to impress your girl? Try to mention minion again after few months. See who's going to call you a stupid.

Punctuality

Oh well, I guess it's happen all the time in Malaysia. "Okay okay, I will be there in 5 minutes." and you end up waiting for the fellow for like half hour. Trust me, it always happen here. It's incredible unbelievable when you find someone who is punctual here. How so? Like I said I will be there on 5 pm. But trust me, they only started to get ready at 5 pm and get out from their house on  5.30 pm. This is how we mean 5 pm. Sad case yea And yea when they are late and you trying to call them, they will usually say I'm on my way I'm on way but they are still at their home.

Rubbish 

Opps, not calling them rubbish. This is my favourite. When you see a sign "do not throw rubbish at here, fine RM 500". Guess what? You see lots of rubbish around the sign. Trust me. I don't know if they dont' know the language or they brainless. Opps, not to offence. or maybe is fun to fool like this. "you said cannot throw rubbish ah? i want to throw ah. you blow ah!" we are so awesome and we know it! 

Rojak Language

It means we speak with lots of language in a sentence. Unless you're doing formal thing or something important. Or else you don't get to speak with Malaysian in a full English. I mean we speak in sooo many languages in a sentence like English, Malay, Mandarin, Cantonese, Hokkien, and Tamil together. 'thambi, wa ai da bao the roti canai boleh ah?" this is what we call one Malaysia. Malaysian are so weird but i still find this fun because only us will understand all these.

Slow "decider" 

They want to get something but they don't know what they want actually. Like they want to buy a movie ticket, but they end up standing at the counter thinking what should they watch. And yet they never realize they are lots of people waiting behind. Please la, stand behind and take your time to think about it. Don't waste others' time waiting for you to decide a thing. And this is fun because those others don't actually scold them. They wait quietly behind. AWESOME.

Got free gifts ah? 

Yes this is the damn fun thing. If you going to start a business in Malaysia, make sure you come with the promotion with the word of 'free'. when Malaysian see the FREE words, they will absolutely going crazy. Even when they buying stuffs, before they pay, they usually ask, got free gifts ah? what is free? got discount or not? cheap a bit a.

Accident !! 

When they see accident happen on the roadside, the first thing they do will never ever going to be stopping the car and give a hand. They copy down the plate number of the car for 4D. Tonight sure kena liao la!! They even slowing the car just to observe what happen but no intention to help at all. That's why when accident happen, it always causes big jam at that highway. ALWAYS.

Small car with...

Hahaha, this is the fun stuff. Sometime you get to see a small kancil and inside there are 6 passengers or maybe more and they even drive at the fast lane. Awesome right? kancil so smallll. How to fit in so many people? Thumbs up for them  :D

Like to cross road

They see the pedestrian bridge but they still want to cross the road illegally and sibeh "tua gong" and and dangerous just because they are too lazy to climb  the 28543975398 staircases. True true. Even there's a traffic light for the pedestrian, they still cross the road during red light. I don't know if they are colour blind or what. But it just always happen over here. And when the car bang them, they blame the car for being blind. "I so big size you also no see me? You blind hor?"

Toilet

Most of them don't flush after they use the toilet. When they are in their own house, they confirm flush it because mum going to squeeze them into liquid and flush them into the toilet. In public? Nahhh none of my business. Someone will clean it. Who cares? It's call sitting toilet bowl, but you get to see some random people actually squat on top of  the toilet bowl. yucks! And guess what? In public toilet, sometime you don't get to see those sitting toilet bowl. they come with squat style toilet bowl! lol and this surprise my friend from canada. He said he will never come back to Malaysia because of the public toilet. He wants those sitting toilet bowl. but...... yuckkksss!

That's it. Byebye~