Types of Guys that We Shouldn't Date

1:

Stingy Face Guy

First of all, as we know. Girls nowadays are seem to be so realistic, materialistic and whatsoever listic there. Therefore, if you wanna date a girl. Bear in mind that: money is important. No money no talk. This is the rule. If you date with a girl, hangout with a girl or just simply outing, pls, don't let the girl pay. Even she insists to pay you back, don't take it. It's a trap to test you.

So, first thing, if you hangout with a girl and the girl paid you back whatever you have spend on her and you took it. Trust me, she has a bad impression on you. Don't ask me why. She feels that you are so stingy.

But for me, I had a really really bad experience. I used to pay for guys after we ate. I don't know why. It's not like I'm rich or too much money and no idea where to spend. But I feel bad when I see them to pay. At least, I made them feel bad for that. So they won't feel like, they spend on me, and I should be their gf.

So first: Money is important. Don't let a girl pay for you.

2:

Gadget Guy

Do you actually feel annoy when you're out with someone, and the someone keeps on texting, facebook and whatever.

Dude, if you wanna date a girl, make sure turn off your phone, your ipad, or tab or whatsoever. If you keep facing your gadgets, why don't you just stay at home and date with your lovely gadgets??

And yes, I always always have this experience. When we hang out together and sit together, everyone is typing, facing on phone, no one seems want to talk. weird right? World nowadays. Busy check in on facebook, snap pictures and upload it. oh yea! Sometime feel like wanna take his Iphone and knock his head.

3:

Useless Guy

When you date a girl, and you guys gonna have meal at fast food restaurant. Please, make sure you are the one who gonna carry the tray and bring it to the table. Don't let the girl does it even she actually strong enough to carry it. And addition, if you need ketchup or chili or whatsoever, get it yourself. Oh my god! Be gentleman okay? Your mum is female.

I have a serious bad experience. We went to fast food restaurant, I paid. I carried it to the table and told him to get a place to sit. And ending, I get the ketchup and chili for myself. He just sitting there facing his iphone/tab/pad without notice he is such a dumb ass.

I feel like a man now =/

4:

Silence King

Do you actually feel awkward when there is silence period between you two? Both of you not talking and look into the phone but no idea what to do with the phone..

Well, don't just say the girl, even the guy feel bored and awkward with that kind of situation. And it's so annoying that, one of the fellow try to come out with lots of topics to talk about, and the other one was like: oh yea, right, cool, oh, nice. And the eyes are actually looking at phone.

Bullshit, if someone is actually making an afford to talk to you, be cooperative. Or else just freaking stay at home and don't come out.

5:

Rejecting King

Oh this, when you say something, the fellow say NO. You say another things, the fellow say NO and show you his tongue. WTF, stop acting cute. Go bang your head onto the wall. And keep saying NO, shaking his head. Bahh, annoying!

Rejecting is already annoying, just don't act cute in front of me gay boy.

I feel like wanna show the international hand language. [NAH!!] If you disagree with what I'm saying, I will shut the fuck up. But if you keep remaining silence there, please don't bother to date people out.

6:

Blow Water King

Ahh, this type of guy they say whatever they could. Like they're so brilliant and genius in this world. So fucked up when you found out they are actually piece of shit. Or even worst than a shit.

Why try to impress girls with those silly shits when you're actually not?

Be yourself! Show the true you.

7:

Girly Guy p/s: Shortform GG

I bet everyone know what kind of guys are these. They look at the mirror all the times. Take pictures of themselves all the time. When you look at their phone, you only see all his face. OH EM GEE, so freaking scary.

Even girly than a girl. WTFFF! I can't stand this. I'm not saying all these only can be perform by girls, but hey seriously, I can't stand this.

They even use the phone front camera and make it as their mirror and start fixing their hair. Awwwww, I seriously feel like wanna push his head toward the phone. Wahahahha!!

8:

Don't Know Do Guy (DKD) in Cantonese we called it: MM SEK ZOU

This is so freaking MM SEK DO. When he saw you carry lots of things, he doesn't even ask you: You need my help? I could carry it for you. And force you to give it to him. If he did this, she will feels touched. For sure. Hahahahaha

But some guys are really, stupid. They saw it, they don't care. And the most important thing is: Hey, you have a bag? Can I put my things in your bag?

Ohhh, seriously YES FOR SURE NO PROBLEM. But internally FUCK OFF LA!! And your bag is getting heavier and heavier. He doesn't even give a shit.

WHY YOU SO NO BRAIN?

9:

CommonSenseLess Guy


Well, girl wears high heels. You know, girls feel touched and shocked when you ask her: Hey, are you okay with your heels? Do you feel pain? We could rest awhile. Trust me, this will let her know that you're actually such a caring person.

But the bad experience I had was, I'm actually pain to death with the super high heels. I put my another slippers on car and it's impossible to walk back to car park to get change. So I keep mentioning: OIIII, my legs are pain. TO THE MAX now!

And that fellow is the most stupid fellow in the world and the universe. You know what he did? He makes me walk the whole mall. From the top till the lower ground and walk back to the car park. And doesn't even ask hows your legs now? Broken yet?

S H I T !

10:

Fail Camera Guy

Love to snap your ugly pictures and keep laughing it. And the worst part is they even spend their time to edit it and make it more uglier than before. This guy is dangerous and insane. You don't know what they might do it to your pictures.

Second, when you wanna take pictures with them. They DDLY (dor dor lan yea).

'Yer,so ugly! Faster delete it!' [Chiu~ ugly is ugly. No matter how you snap you still ugly in my heart]

End up, we needa spend like 398492479248 minutes to actually get a perfect pictures.


11:

Excuses Guy

Whenever we say anything bad or negative on him and he doesn't want to accept it. [NGO JIP SAO MM DOU LO] They start their speech and telling why this happen, why that happen. It turns really annoying and I ended up saying that: I'm sorry for what I said just now, I will take back whatever I said before, and you, stop your speech!

Or another type of Mr Excuse Guy, when he did something wrong, he doesn't want to admit. Start giving lots of bullshit and reasons that only 3 years old kids even barely to believe on it.

They late on our date: Give bad excuses like: Oh the road there there got pigs running around, so police block the road and jam like hell. I even heard police said: Oi, babi jangan lari!! [o.O]

12:

Master Of Brain

This mean, their brain is actually controlling them. Not they control their brain. Well, to me. I personally hate fat fellow who keep saying: OH EM GEE, IM GONNA START MY DIET. I WANT TO BE THIN AND WEAR SOMETHING NICE!

And I end up saw them sitting there eating more than ever ever before. And when I said: Hey, thought you were on diet keeping fit? And the fat fellow said: HAIYA, lazy la. Eat already only plan how.

So, your brain told you, you're hungry, you should eat. You tell yourself to exercise, but the brain tell you: no need la, so lazy, tomorrow only do.

And the 'tomorrow' never ever come. FAIL FAT MASTER BRAIN

13:

Childish Boy

This is where they actually acting more childish on their age. Hey dude, you're mature enough for your age. Stop acting like a kid, running and screaming and yell at people in the public. You no brain one hor?

Even if you don't feel shame, but standing beside of you, I really feel like wanna dig a hole and hide myself and scream: WAHLAU, I DON'T KNOW HIM LA!

Not only that, just be mature. Act like hows your age. Don't do something silly things and make your parents shame on you. You got it, little boy?

14:

Show Off King

Fuiyo, trust me. This one, I really feel like wanna whack this kind of guys. So they are not from a really rich family. But you can see everything on him is branded. Branded phone, clothes, watches, wallets, cars,.. and all those luxury things. [No money ma no money lo, no need act like you very rich one. You don't scare people kidnap you is it?]

A funny thing was: She actually laugh at the guy's cloth saying that, omg, your cloth looks funny! The guy get super shocked and pissed off. He said: This is XXX branded and costs RMXXXX okay?

Oh fuck, who the hell cares now? So what if it's so expensive?! Even how expensive it is, still look weird on your funny face. You spend lots of money to make up your funny face now? Good job.






Conclusion:

To all the guys: If you fall in any of these categories, you are failed! Go home and face the wall and think what you can do to fix it up.

To all the girls: If you have some guys in any of these categories, don't waste so much time on them, you will get influence and started to feel like you're turning like a male.

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